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发帖数: 1598 | 1 过了半个钟头，门铃声响了。我下楼打开屋门，面前只有一个纸盒。
96年的Colt Eagle 9mm。十二发子弹。
我把子弹装好，拉上保险拴？，别在牛仔裤腰上，就径直去了街对面的后院。
其实不止两个nigger。要是我没记错，至少有三四个乱七八糟又蠢又胖的黑娘们儿在放
肆地笑着，外加一个拍打篮球的小黑崽子。
低音炮一波一波地从车身里发着那种让人心烦透顶的Hip-hop：do you wanna be, just
like me……
车身跟着震颤，我也有些恼火起来。Those fucking niggers need to pay something
for this kind of shitty mess.
Hey guys, it’s time to bed.
What’re you fuckin saying?
I’m sayin it’s time to bed.
Wow, wow, wow. Grandpa joins the party! Hey, yo, old man, why don’t you
go
back and jerk off yourself?
我掏出了那支96年的Colt Eagle 9mm，拉开保险，对准其中一个扎着头巾的nigger。
Maybe you should ask your woman and kid to go first.
两个男黑鬼都吓傻了。好在有个女黑鬼倒算胆大，抱着小黑崽子先跑了。其他人都瘫在
那里，我他妈也管不了那么多了。
Listen, you piece of shit, here is the situation. When you see me, a
guy
like me, you may think you see a pussy. When you see a pussy, the guy
like
you, gonna try to put the dick in and fuck it. But, I tell ya, I’m not
a
pussy. You understand? I’m not a pussy. Is the Colt Eagle 9mm in my
hand
like a pussy? No it’s not a pussy at all! It’s damn Colt Eagle 9mm
loaded
with 12 bullets! So don’t fuck with me. I tell ya, don’t fuck with me.
You
understand? You’d better understand, cause when I say it I mean it.
没人吭声。
我只好放了一枪。子弹呼啸着冲向圆月。
谢天谢地，黑鬼们终于吭气儿了。
So, forget about the car here you niggers. Go home, take a shower, go
to bed
, have a sleep or wo-la-la. And I guess you guys don’t wanna see me
anymore
, right?
Right, sir.
Good, I don’t want either. Now, fuck off.
事情就这么解决了，还算干脆利索。
两个个星期之后，我在门口收到了不少东西，包括一篮花、一瓶香槟、半支羊腿、一张
卡片。
Have dinner with me, cowboy
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