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h*********3
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http://www-nydailynews-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/canadian-man-breaks-home-feeds-animals-laundry-article-1.2385010?outputType=amp&usqp=mq331AQCCAE%3D&_js_v=0.1#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&
A Canadian burglar made himself at home.
After breaking into a ranch in Kamloops, Christopher Hiscock got comfortable
. He fed the cats, started the fireplace, cooked a meal, did laundry and
wrote in the home owner's diary, the Canadian Press reported.
This is what he had written:
"Today was my first full day at the ranch. I fed the cats and horses. So
much I can do here I have to remind myself to just relax and take my time. I
don't feel alone here, I guess with 2 cats and 3 horses it's kinda hard to
be alone. Last night I had a fire in the house. It was so (peaceful). I
slept like a little baby. I saw a picture in the basement on the wall of a
man holding and weighing fish on a boat. Looking at him I think we look a
lot alike, but I think I'm more handsome."
The residents of the ranch in Little Fort on the Yellowhead Highway came
home and found him watching TV on the couch, with a cup of coffee on Sept.
20. Hiscock went in the house after seeing the door open, a lawyer said
during the trial.
Hiscock, of Nova Scotia, pleaded guilty on Sept. 28, to possession of stolen
property and unlawfully being in a dwelling house, according to reports. He
had reached the ranch from Nova Scotia after stealing a truck in Ontario on
Sept. 13. Even after being convicted, he still marveled at his "home."
"Beautiful ranch. Gorgeous. I was driving and I just turned in. Beautiful
place," he said, according to reports.
Sheldon Tate, his defense lawyer, said Hiscock was working for a swimming
pool company but traveled searching for work after thinking he'd get laid
off, the Canadian Press reported.
His co-workers said he was estranged from his family and lived a nomadic
lifestyle whenever he felt like travelling, the Chronicle Herald reported.
After being put on one-year probation and banned from contacting the ranch's
owners, Hiscock said he was considering heading for greener pastures.
"The woods is a good place, I suppose. There's a lot of fish out there," he
said.
c******n
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He fed the cats哈
ranch主人居然没狗 也没安防系统
这种人去了woods之后就可以给reddit随时看到各种‘你在野外遇到最恐怖的事情’这
种问题添砖加瓦了
H********g
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peaceful

comfortable
I
to

【在 h*********3 的大作中提到】
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: A Canadian burglar made himself at home.
: After breaking into a ranch in Kamloops, Christopher Hiscock got comfortable
: . He fed the cats, started the fireplace, cooked a meal, did laundry and
: wrote in the home owner's diary, the Canadian Press reported.
: This is what he had written:
: "Today was my first full day at the ranch. I fed the cats and horses. So
: much I can do here I have to remind myself to just relax and take my time. I
: don't feel alone here, I guess with 2 cats and 3 horses it's kinda hard to
: be alone. Last night I had a fire in the house. It was so (peaceful). I

m********n
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his cock seems to veli enjoy the ranch...
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