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发帖数: 43926 | 1 The devil welcomes him and says:"Let me show you around a little bit." They
walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge
palace. "This is your house now, here are your keys." The man is happy and
thanks the devil. The devil says:"No need to say thank you, everyone gets a
nice place to live in when they come down here!"
They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the
devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. "These are your
cars now!" and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to
thank the devil, but he only says "Everyone down here gets some cool cars!
How would you drive around without having cars?".
They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping,
squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain,
where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench.
She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man
couldn′t be any happier. The devil says "Everyone gets to have their
soulmate down here, we don′t want anyone to be lonely!"
As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other
side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in
pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents.
Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more
terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.
Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil "What is going on
there?" The devil just shrugs and says: "Those are the christians, I don′t
know why, but they prefer it that way" | c******n
发帖数: 16666 | | a***e
发帖数: 38850 | 3 約翰福音3:18 信他的人不被定罪，不信的人罪已經定了，因為他不信神 | H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 4 还有那个： 幸福就像尿裤子 别人都可以看见 但感到温暖的只有你自己
还有一个 忘了内容
【在 c******n 的大作中提到】
: 昨天我也在reddit看到了 哈哈
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