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Joke版 - DHMO是什么,这么可怕
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话题: dhmo话题: monoxide话题: dihydrogen话题: deadly
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u****q
发帖数: 24345
1
Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many
thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of
dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils
of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically
life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and
in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other
areas of the southeastern U.S.
Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino
weather effect.
u****q
发帖数: 24345
l*h
发帖数: 4124
3
我已经两个多小时没摄入这个化合物了。

of
perils

【在 u****q 的大作中提到】
: Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many
: thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of
: dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils
: of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
: Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
: Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
: Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically
: life-threatening side-effects.
: DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
: Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.

h***a
发帖数: 2720
4
摄入过量会导致尿频,甚至休克以致死亡
i**********a
发帖数: 1402
5
根据我体育老师教的化学,这个不是H2O吗

【在 l*h 的大作中提到】
: 我已经两个多小时没摄入这个化合物了。
:
: of
: perils

h******e
发帖数: 9616
6
刚准备摄入。。。
看完这贴赶紧倒出来,留着用来洗键盘算了。。。
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