N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 1 Nope—these are long-term jokes, not just for April Fool's Day.
The funny thing is, plenty of people fell for it. I heard that a
city here in California was actually considering someone's proposal
to ban dihydrogen monoxide in city hall functions before realizing
it was nothing but good old water. |
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C*******g
发帖数: 9288 | 2 嘿嘿，这个好
Nope—these are long-term jokes, not just for April Fool's Day.
The funny thing is, plenty of people fell for it. I heard that a
city here in California was actually considering someone's proposal
to ban dihydrogen monoxide in city hall functions before realizing
it was nothing but good old water. |
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 3 Hee hee...I can almost see the gray-haired, grandfatherly mayor
raising his head in the middle of a heated city council debate to
ask the fundamental question: "Wait...what exactly is this 'dihydrogen
monoxide,' anyway?" |
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c*****t
发帖数: 20 | 4 The doping suspicions surrounding the 16-year-old Chinese swimmer Ye Shiwen
can come to an end now. According to a very reliable media source (yes, more
reliable than Nature), Ye Shiwen's coach revealed exclusively to them that
he has been giving a secret chemical, dihydrogen monoxide, to her for the
past ten years to enhance her performance. This chemical is highly addictive
and also dangerous. Anyone who has been taking this chemical from the past
will die within 72 hours after stopping. |
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t***y
发帖数: 2276 | 6 dihydrogen monoxide？
H2O?
不就是水吗？
除非是喝了带了李大师气功法力的神水。 |
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P**********n
发帖数: 1948 | 8 Dihydrogen Monoxide 热容很大， 其实是造成温室效应的主要气体， 比二氧化碳等厉
害得多。 气候学家们用Double standard, 视而不见。 |
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G******U
发帖数: 4211 | 9 Properties of Hydrogen
Hydrogen is a nonmetal. It is placed above group in the periodic table
because it has ns1 electron configuration like the alkali metals. However,
it varies greatly from the alkali metals as it forms cations (H+) more
reluctantly than the other alkali metals. Hydrogen‘s ionization energy is
1312 kJ/mol, while lithium (the alkali metal with the highest ionization
energy) has an ionization energy of 520 kJ/mol.
Because hydrogen is a nonmetal and forms H- (hydride anions), ... 阅读全帖 |
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u****q
发帖数: 24345 | 10 Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many
thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of
dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils
of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically
life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a majo... 阅读全帖 |
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l*******t
发帖数: 717 | 11 怎么办，我刚才刚喝了一罐Coke，据说里面高含量的Dihydrogen Monoxide |
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A******r
发帖数: 974 | 12 I've heard it is dihydrogen monoxide |
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G*******m
发帖数: 16326 | 14 美国早就有这样的钓鱼贴了。
google dihydrogen monoxide试试？ |
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G*****n
发帖数: 3863 | 15 其实化学成分的表达方式，汉语和英语差不多吧。比如Dihydrogen monoxide，di是2，
mono是1，换成中文也是一氧化二氢，没什么区别。
汉英化学表达的区别在于单词。英文化学元素的名字太长，而中文都是单音节的字，一
字一个元素。 |
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w**7
发帖数: 5258 | 17 Dihydrogen monoxide 是致癌物早有定论。 |
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z*h
发帖数: 773 | 18 Protein engineering and Innovative Biomanufacturing
Our mission is to integrate engineering design principle with biology and
chemistry to solve the most challenging tasks in the sustainability
revolution, such as, terminating the age of crude oil by using renewable
energy, feeding the world with minimum environmental footprints, powering
smart phones by metal-free batteries, etc. We propose to use in vitro
synthetic enzymatic pathways for low-cost biomanufacturing of a lot of
products from biof... 阅读全帖 |
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 20 Anybody familiar with this dangerous substance? |
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G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 23 bingo!
april fool！
or water? |
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p*******o
发帖数: 4642 | 25 they need to learn inorganic chemistry lesson 101 |
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 26 建议路兄去街头征集签名请愿禁绝一氧化二氢，看有多少人上当。 |
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c******g
发帖数: 19294 | 27 general chemistry bah... |
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c******g
发帖数: 19294 | 28 that would be funny
i need one volunteer to hide and videotape it for me |
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o*******0
发帖数: 699 | 29 我靠，我也是藤校的化学伯，说个氧化氢都要被人纠正。
The simplest systematic name of water is hydrogen oxide
Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is a rarely used name of water
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_oxide
版二，报个家门来，下班你别忘了买普鲁士蓝。呵呵 |
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p*********w
发帖数: 23432 | 31 哪里有报道
Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past |
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x****e
发帖数: 1773 | 32 This coach should have benn muffled.
Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past |
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h*******u
发帖数: 15326 | 33 别钓鱼了，真有不少烧饼会信的
Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past |
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o**o
发帖数: 3964 | 35 自作聪明，非常无聊。不过既然95%的人都以为自己比别人聪明，这样的雕虫小技必然
层出不穷，过一段时间就炮制一个出来。
Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past |
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p*********w
发帖数: 23432 | 38 如果是最可靠的最牛的，那就是混球时报和日人民报了 |
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f*****e
发帖数: 2992 | 39 too oooooooooooooooooooooooold了！
Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past |
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w********t
发帖数: 12853 | 43 建议送 Nature 发表.
Shiwen
more
that
addictive
past |
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b***z
发帖数: 2723 | 44 我听说的版本是 Acupuncture Regeneration |
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B*********s
发帖数: 292 | 47 每天往老鼠身上注射一定数量的DHMO，保证老鼠会死。请google Dihydrogen Monoxide |
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b*****a
发帖数: 14583 | 48 dihydrogen monoxide
一氧化二氢 |
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b*******n
发帖数: 1267 | 49
Cutting down the dissonance: the psychology of gullibility
Christina Valhouli
T wo years ago, 14-year-old Nathan Zohner, a student at Eagle Rock Junior
High in Idaho Falls, announced on the Internet that he had circulated a
petition demanding strict control of a chemical known as dihydrogen monoxide
. This substance, he wrote, caused excessive sweating and vomiting, can be
lethal if accidentally inhaled, contributes to erosion, and has been found
in tumors of cancer patients. The student as |
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C****e
发帖数: 12294 | 50 有一次看超纯水的MSDS，有如下文字：
If contact with eyes, flush eyes with plenty of water for at least 15
minures......
所以老话说：水至清则无鱼。
太纯了的水，毒性很大！ |
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