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发帖数: 12659 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: Bill Gates PK. Steve Jobs
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 12 14:26:28 2015, 美东)
Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"
Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn
't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."
Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"
Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there." ..
.... they continued....
Bill Gates : "and there is no jobs in heaven"
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore
definitely no bills in heaven as everything will be provided free...." |
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