h*h
发帖数: 27852 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: Bill Gates PK. Steve Jobs
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 12 14:26:28 2015, 美东)
Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"
Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn
't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."
Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"
Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there." ..
.... they continued....
Bill Gates : "and there is no jobs in heaven"
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore
definitely no bills in heaven as everything will be provided free...." | l*******e
发帖数: 4009 | 2 想起了一个笑话
Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Bill Gates. Now
we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, but only bill | n***d
发帖数: 8857 | 3 还有另一个Bill
【在 l*******e 的大作中提到】
: 想起了一个笑话
: Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Bill Gates. Now
: we have no jobs, no hope, no cash, but only bill
| R***a
发帖数: 41892 | 4 另外一个bill又干了八年总统
【在 n***d 的大作中提到】
: 还有另一个Bill
| b*****2
发帖数: 11103 | 5 将要干八年总统？
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 另外一个bill又干了八年总统
| N*****m
发帖数: 42603 | 6 对
【在 b*****2 的大作中提到】
: 将要干八年总统？
| R***a
发帖数: 41892 | 7 这个天堂还是马克思版的
didn
【在 h*h 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
: 发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
: 标 题: Bill Gates PK. Steve Jobs
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 12 14:26:28 2015, 美东)
: Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"
: Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."
: Bill Gates: "So...?"
: Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn
: 't mean to offend you."
: Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."
| P****i
发帖数: 1362 | 8 早8年还行，现在就算选上了也干不动了
[在 bread22 (bread22) 的大作中提到：]
：将要干八年总统？
：【 在 Ranma (ranma 1/2) 的大作中提到: 】
：........... | R***a
发帖数: 41892 | 9 比比杨八二，bill至少还能再干20年
【在 P****i 的大作中提到】
: 早8年还行，现在就算选上了也干不动了
: [在 bread22 (bread22) 的大作中提到：]
: ：将要干八年总统？
: ：【 在 Ranma (ranma 1/2) 的大作中提到: 】
: ：...........
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