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发帖数: 1523 | 1 An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had
narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a
hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used
the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and
the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before,
but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Hey, boss, not today. I have a terrible headache." | N******K
发帖数: 10202 | 2 如果是猴妈 怎么回答？
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【在 n******s 的大作中提到】
: An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had
: narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a
: hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
: excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used
: the water cooler first would have to go.
: Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
: She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and
: the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before,
: but I have to lay you or Jack off."
: Debra replied, "Hey, boss, not today. I have a terrible headache."
| R******d
发帖数: 5739 | 3 正确答案难道不是go lay jack
had
,
【在 n******s 的大作中提到】
: An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had
: narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a
: hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did
: excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used
: the water cooler first would have to go.
: Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
: She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and
: the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before,
: but I have to lay you or Jack off."
: Debra replied, "Hey, boss, not today. I have a terrible headache."
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