d*********o
发帖数: 366 | 1 What bites but doesn't swallow?
A Jewish girl.
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two Jews found the same penny.
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.
"My daughter lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami," reports Sadie
to her friend Sophie. "She goes out to dinner every night at a different
restaurant, has beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends."
"My daughter's a whore too."
Why do Jewish girls think prostitution is such good business?
"Ya got it, ya sell it, ya still got it!"
First Jew: "Do you like pussy cats?"
Second Jew: "Yes, I do, but Pussy Cohen is okay too!"
Who are the four most dangerous people in the world?
A Jew with money, a Greek with tennis shoes, a Puerto Rican with
a knife, and a Polack with brains.
What do you get when you cross a Jew with a gypsy?
A chain of empty stores.
Do you know how to keep Jews out of the country club?
Let one in, and he'll keep the rest out.
Why is money green?
Because the Jews pick it before it's ripe.
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Somebody dropped a quarter.
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
What's the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone who likes girls more than money.
How do you stop a Jewish girl from fucking you?
Marry her.
What's the difference between a JAP and poverty?
Poverty sucks.
How did they know Jesus was Jewish?
Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his
father's business, his mother thought he was God -- and he
thought his mother was a virgin.
Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews?
Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because the air is free.
How do you say "fuck you" in Jewish?
Trust me.
Define Jewish foreplay.
Two hours of begging.
Did you hear about the alligators in Florida
with little Jews on their tee-shirts?
What do you get when you cross a Jew and a Gypsy?
A chain of empty stores.
Why are synogoges round?
So the jewish people have nowhere to run when they pass out
the collection plate.
Did you here about the Jewish - Japanese restarant?
Its called So sume.
When does the Jewish male fetus become a person (according to religious
custom)?
When it graduates from Law school.
What did the JEWISH Santa say during Christmas?
Anybody want to BUY any presents.....
How can you tell the Jewish mother-in-law at a wedding?
She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice. |
v*******e
发帖数: 11604 | 2 都是spread hatred的东西吧？在欧洲导致希特勒的
【在 d*********o 的大作中提到】
: What bites but doesn't swallow?
: A Jewish girl.
: Do you know how copper wire was invented?
: Two Jews found the same penny.
: How was the Grand Canyon formed?
: A Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.
: "My daughter lives in a penthouse apartment in Miami," reports Sadie
: to her friend Sophie. "She goes out to dinner every night at a different
: restaurant, has beautiful furs and clothes, and lots of boyfriends."
: "My daughter's a whore too."
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M*****e
发帖数: 11621 | 3 是啊 我也觉得不大妥当。。。
【在 v*******e 的大作中提到】
: 都是spread hatred的东西吧？在欧洲导致希特勒的
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d*********o
发帖数: 366 | 4 我以为看这些JOKE的都是有判断能力的成年人
【在 v*******e 的大作中提到】
: 都是spread hatred的东西吧？在欧洲导致希特勒的
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v*******e
发帖数: 11604 | 5 成年人也受环境影响的。
【在 d*********o 的大作中提到】
: 我以为看这些JOKE的都是有判断能力的成年人
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b*****a
发帖数: 14583 | 6 这些都是 jew 讲的吧
随便问个 jew, 他都会告诉你，2000年来人人喊打他们还能生存到今天，全靠 self
deprecating humor |
M*****e
发帖数: 11621 | 7 自己讲没事，别人讲就不好了吧
【在 b*****a 的大作中提到】
: 这些都是 jew 讲的吧
: 随便问个 jew, 他都会告诉你，2000年来人人喊打他们还能生存到今天，全靠 self
: deprecating humor
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a*w
发帖数: 4495 | 8 楼主就是犹太人啊
【在 M*****e 的大作中提到】
: 自己讲没事，别人讲就不好了吧
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d*********o
发帖数: 366 | 9 这个特别搞笑
How do you know a black woman is pregnant?
All the cotton on her tampon is picked off. |
d*********o
发帖数: 366 | 10 How do black women stop crime? Abortion.
Why don't black people get sunburned? Most prisons are indoors.
How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve.
What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the
back of the oven. |
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R***a
发帖数: 41892 | 11 不懂
【在 d*********o 的大作中提到】
: 这个特别搞笑
: How do you know a black woman is pregnant?
: All the cotton on her tampon is picked off.
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d*********o
发帖数: 366 | 12 这个还真需要点历史知识
【在 R***a 的大作中提到】
: 不懂
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d*********o
发帖数: 366 | 13 Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!
Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"?
Free Ham!
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!
What's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
I asked a jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve.
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free!
What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!
What do Jewish women make for dinner?
Reservations!
One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play
when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea.
The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God,
don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future
of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave
rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother looks up to the sky
and said, "He had a hat!" |
R******d
发帖数: 5739 | 14 你可以说是spread hatred， 也可以是搞笑， 完全看后面的背景。 有时这些笑话不
单是犹太人自己在说， 白人也会说， 而且是公众场所说， 但背景一定要表明是玩笑
。 不然就是恶意的。 社会背景和这些都很重要。 很多人觉得这些是导致犹太人受
迫害的原因， 我不赞同。 为什么？ 因为这就是stereotype。 也就是
generalization。
中国人很喜欢说温州人是奸商（先不说这里面是不是可靠），难道别的人就不能是奸商
， 最重要一样， 难道就要把温州人都杀掉？ 但这些stereotype都在生活里存在。
一旦出现成熟的温床， 这就会变成极有效的工具去煽动热血群众。
那我们需要去改变这些stereotype吗？ 我私人觉得不需要也没有办法。 因为别的中
国人做什么我干预不了。 例如某些华人在美国做生意偷税漏税， 某些华人杀人放火
， 都不可避免的。 有法律惩治他们， 为什么我要承担他们的行为？ 因为我是黄皮
肤？ 如果是这样， 这就是种族歧视。 在另一个帖子里有人说你要扛五星棋滚一边
去， 不要代表我。 按种族主义的理论， 这是不可能的。 他扛着五星棋， 和你同
是黄皮肤， 你站队前， 他站队后， 还是代表了你。 就像你们游行的代表了其他不
游行和反对游行的华人。
既然stereotype改变不了， 应该怎样把种族歧视的仇恨温床去掉？ 就是从学校的教
育， 法律， 政府上着手。 种族偏见加上犯罪就是hate crime。 小孩从小教育有这
样的stereotype存在， 以前历史上少数种族是怎样挣扎的， 怎样的不公平。 这个社
会是怎样慢慢过度过来的。 要民众认识到generalization的错误。
但这些stereotype就不能提吗？ 这在美国不可能。 不是单对stereotype而言， 而是
任何私人言论。 另外， 在不同背景下， 提这些stereotype是针对能理解的听众。
对不能理解的听众呢？ 这也是一个过程。
我反对参加这次游行是同意另一方的分析。 我不介意别人游行代表我是因为他们代表
不了我。 如果他们真代表了我， 也就证明美国的种族歧视教育真的出现问题了。
小问题肯定有， 但大方向美国走的还是对的。
【在 v*******e 的大作中提到】
: 都是spread hatred的东西吧？在欧洲导致希特勒的
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v*****s
发帖数: 20290 | 15 啊，这个第一条还真不是笑话，freakonomics用这个做过例子。
the
【在 d*********o 的大作中提到】
: How do black women stop crime? Abortion.
: Why don't black people get sunburned? Most prisons are indoors.
: How do you get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve.
: What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the
: back of the oven.
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