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【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: Re: 来纽约3周年纪念
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Mar 21 14:05:48 2011, 美东)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking
job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs,
curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in
fucking training. Slow the fuck down!
Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going
down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my
Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their
tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no
speaky English?
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés,
sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin’
and dealin’ and schemin’. Go back where you fucking came from!
Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their
dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid
diamonds!
Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael
Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob
hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking
life! You think Bush and Cheney didn’t know about that shit? Give me a
fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!
Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst
fuckin’ parade in the city. And don’t even get me started on the Dom-in-i-
cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up
suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi,
Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-
dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and
stretched, all taut and shiny. You’re not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don’t want to play
defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they
want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one
hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots,
standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child’s pants. Fuck
the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you’re
at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and
all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in
fuckin Otisville, Jay!
Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Alqueda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling,
fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands
murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores
roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can
kiss my royal, Irish ass!
Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to
the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts
in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park
slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it.
Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and
submerge this whole, rat-infested place.
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