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Joke版 - Why I'm Divorced (转帖)
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t****3
发帖数: 6964
1
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will
remember.
My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So
when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady
, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least
someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know
, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you
say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
go!'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose
instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I
enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful
day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband , my kids, and dozens
of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there....
on the couch....
naked.
m*******8
发帖数: 7852
2
lol, 上司至少有30%的责任。最后那段有点像Rachel和Joshua
t****3
发帖数: 6964
3
明显还是女的本身的问题吧,上司可没说什么。女的因为有点低落就上别人的床也太随
便了吧

【在 m*******8 的大作中提到】
: lol, 上司至少有30%的责任。最后那段有点像Rachel和Joshua
H********g
发帖数: 43926
4
这个改编把意境升华了不少
m*******8
发帖数: 7852
5
just you and me这种话有很强的挑逗作用,还马提尼,还邀请去他家,都男的主动的。

【在 t****3 的大作中提到】
: 明显还是女的本身的问题吧,上司可没说什么。女的因为有点低落就上别人的床也太随
: 便了吧

H********g
发帖数: 43926
6
领导心很深。

的。

【在 m*******8 的大作中提到】
: just you and me这种话有很强的挑逗作用,还马提尼,还邀请去他家,都男的主动的。
a*******r
发帖数: 3452
7
really really surprise to everyone.
b*****n
发帖数: 17570
8
就这点事,至于要离婚吗

【在 t****3 的大作中提到】
: Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
: morning.
: I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
:
: 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
: As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
: I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will
: remember.
: My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So
: when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

a***e
发帖数: 27968
9
原版是男的
尼玛这个看起来毛多了

say,
'

【在 t****3 的大作中提到】
: Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
: morning.
: I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
:
: 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
: As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
: I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will
: remember.
: My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So
: when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

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