m*******8
发帖数: 7852 | 1 一天,英国一对母女在园子里发现一只乌龟，他们很小心逗了半天终于抓住。可是，那
乌龟喂菜也不吃喂西红柿也不吃，两人急的叫来了动物急救中心的人，大夫来检查了半
天终于发现，那小乌龟。原来。是个。瓷！器！对了,那乌龟肚皮上还有3个大字--Made
in China. | H******7
发帖数: 34403 | | g*q
发帖数: 26623 | | R***a
发帖数: 41892 | 4 不是塑料的么？还是用瓷器这么高档的材料
Made
【在 m*******8 的大作中提到】
: 一天,英国一对母女在园子里发现一只乌龟，他们很小心逗了半天终于抓住。可是，那
: 乌龟喂菜也不吃喂西红柿也不吃，两人急的叫来了动物急救中心的人，大夫来检查了半
: 天终于发现，那小乌龟。原来。是个。瓷！器！对了,那乌龟肚皮上还有3个大字--Made
: in China.
| g*q
发帖数: 26623 | 5 Just five inches long, and seemingly under the weather, the tiny creature
was crouching beneath a heather plant in 67-year-old Margaret’s garden at
Cant Crescent, Upperby.
Her daughter Lorraine Boyes, 47, popped out to buy lettuce and tomato from
the local Co-op but the hapless tiny reptile had no appetite.
After alerting the Knoxwood Wildlife Rescue Centre, near Wigton, they popped
the tortoise and its food supply into a cardboard box, brought it into the
house and waited for a rescue worker to collect it.
It was only when rescue volunteer Pauline Adams arrived that the reason for
the animal’s lack of appetite finally became clear.
“I was worried it might have died,” said Margaret.
“But then the lady from Knoxwood looked at it, picked it up and turned it
over. She told me: ‘It’s not dead – it’s made of pot.”
Margaret quickly experienced a rush of emotions, moving from shock to
embarrassment, which left her apologising profusely to having called out
Knoxwood.
“I was so shocked because it looked real,” she said.
“When we saw it, I was frightened that the cats round here might get it.
“My daughter was trying to tempt it with the lettuce and the tomato but I
did wonder why it wasn’t moving it’s head, and decided it was probably
just frightened. At first the woman from Knoxwood didn’t say anything when
she saw it. It was about the same weight as a real tortoise, but when she
picked it up and looked underneath there was writing on the bottom: Made in
China.”
“I’ve lived here for 30 years and I have no idea where the tortoise came
from.”
Pauline was full of praise for Margaret, saying she had done the right thing.
She said: “At first when I arrived I didn’t have my glasses on and I
thought it was a baby tortoise. It was sitting there in the shoe box, on a
bed of lettuce and tomato.
“Then I put my specs on, and thought: ‘Oops - what’s this?’
“When I picked it up I saw the CE mark and the words Made in China, and I
just cracked up.
“I laughed even more when she told me her daughter had been to the Co-op to
buy tomato and lettuce for it. She was very apologetic. Judging by the moss
on it, it had been in the garden a long time.
“It really did look real.”
Knoxwood founder George Scott also praised Mrs Parker, saying: “She was
embarrassed but she did do the right thing by getting in touch. A lot of
these ceramic animal models can be very convincing.”
Margaret has put the tortoise in a memorial garden at Carlisle Cemetery
which was created in memory of her late husband Ronnie. | s******y
发帖数: 28562 | 6 我以前听说一个玩笑（非常政治不正确的玩笑），就是说，
中国那些制造商啊，他们只有生产假东西的时候才最认真。那些冒牌货啊什么的，
做得几乎跟真的一样好。 | c*******o
发帖数: 27734 | 7 归根到底是天朝人工便宜，你到美国招人炼个地沟油试试？光人工成本就决定了肯定亏
钱。
【在 s******y 的大作中提到】
: 我以前听说一个玩笑（非常政治不正确的玩笑），就是说，
: 中国那些制造商啊，他们只有生产假东西的时候才最认真。那些冒牌货啊什么的，
: 做得几乎跟真的一样好。
| S*E
发帖数: 3662 | | i*****0
发帖数: 2327 | 9 怎么从行文到题目到情节都像是The Onion 的文章呀? | B*******u
发帖数: 3789 | 10 主要是可以谋生的机会少，导致人工便宜。
【在 c*******o 的大作中提到】
: 归根到底是天朝人工便宜，你到美国招人炼个地沟油试试？光人工成本就决定了肯定亏
: 钱。
| H******7
发帖数: 34403 | 11 There is no 地沟油 in this country. Untreated wastewater are not allowed to
discharged to public land or water, you treat onsite or discharge it to
sewer system, which links to a wastewater treatment plant that is owned by
someone else and you pay for it.
【在 c*******o 的大作中提到】
: 归根到底是天朝人工便宜，你到美国招人炼个地沟油试试？光人工成本就决定了肯定亏
: 钱。
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