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Joke版 - a tale of whale ZZ
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发信人: devel (be good), 信区: Joke
标 题: a tale of whale ZZ
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Feb 1 01:00:19 2012), 站内
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when
they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship
that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female
whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the
same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it
and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the
whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the
safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and
told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach
the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to
follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I
absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
g********d
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发信人: devel (be good), 信区: Joke
标 题: a tale of whale ZZ
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Feb 1 01:00:19 2012), 站内
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when
they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship
that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female
whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the
same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it
and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the
whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the
safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and
told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach
the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to
follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow job, but I
absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."

【在 s***g 的大作中提到】
: 发信人: devel (be good), 信区: Joke
: 标 题: a tale of whale ZZ
: 发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Feb 1 01:00:19 2012), 站内
: A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when
: they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship
: that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female
: whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the
: same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it
: and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the
: whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the

w*********a
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