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d******9
发帖数: 109 | 1 - Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in
one month.
- Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
- Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.
- Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no
man and woman are available.
- Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll
produce a child with zero resources.
- Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered;
they'll just document for 9 months.
- Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
deliver a baby.
- Tester is a person who always tells his wife this is not the RIGHT baby.
- HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby
in 9 months. | i****a
发帖数: 36252 | 2 - Client is the one who doesn't understand why it takes 9 months to deliver,
and why it is only baby and not a full-grown adult with a body of arnold
schwarzenegger and IQ of 160 at the time of delivery.
baby.
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【在 d******9 的大作中提到】
: - Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in
: one month.
: - Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
: - Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine
: babies in one month.
: - Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
: - Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no
: man and woman are available.
: - Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll
: produce a child with zero resources.
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