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发信人: dapidan (大皮蛋), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 国内普世强烈要求放开引进黑人、阿三、阿拉伯人移民中国
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 9 22:07:35 2011, 美东)
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can
't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
You may be a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
four.
You may be a Muslim
10. If your cousin is president of the United States.
You may be a Muslim |
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