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Joke版 - The Sad Saga of ‘Batman Son of Suparman(ZT)
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R******d
发帖数: 5739
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It would appear that changing your name to sound like a superhero doesn't
mean you're above the law.
The Caped Crusader, as conceived by the Last Son of Krypton, is trading his
cape and cowl (or whatever he wears) for a prison jumpsuit as he's been
sentenced to a jail term of almost three years, according to AFP News.
Allow us to explain, oh probably intrigued yet somewhat confused reader.
Batman bin Suparman, which translates to 'Batman son of Suparman,' is an
unemployed Singaporean who legally changed his name to be a misspelled DC
character hybrid. He's also now headed to the slammer for theft,
housebreaking and drug offenses ... in, you know, real life.
The 23-year-old Batman bin Suparman (the name actually becomes more awesome
the more you say/write/read it) was arrested on Aug. 19 after security
videos showed him sneaking into a store at night on two separate occasions (
Batman is known for his stealth and preferring to work nocturnally, after
all). Batman bin Suparman stole about $400 from the store and pleaded guilty
to other rather non-superheroic actions, including snatching his brother's
ATM card to make withdrawals and consuming heroin (not 'heroine,' as is the
more common spelling/reference in comic books).
Batman bin Suparman became something of social media celebrity after his ID
card was posted and circulated online. A Facebook community page dedicated
to him has almost 3,000 'likes' and Facebook's Batman Bin Suparman Fan Club
has almost 11,000.
R******d
发帖数: 5739
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有点像乳婆

his

【在 R******d 的大作中提到】
: It would appear that changing your name to sound like a superhero doesn't
: mean you're above the law.
: The Caped Crusader, as conceived by the Last Son of Krypton, is trading his
: cape and cowl (or whatever he wears) for a prison jumpsuit as he's been
: sentenced to a jail term of almost three years, according to AFP News.
: Allow us to explain, oh probably intrigued yet somewhat confused reader.
: Batman bin Suparman, which translates to 'Batman son of Suparman,' is an
: unemployed Singaporean who legally changed his name to be a misspelled DC
: character hybrid. He's also now headed to the slammer for theft,
: housebreaking and drug offenses ... in, you know, real life.

H********g
发帖数: 43926
3
这句写得很好笑
(not 'heroine,' as is the more common spelling/reference in comic books).
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