x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 1 A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the
door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk
people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk. | U********n
发帖数: 1010 | 2 why nobody reply to this good joke.
Thanks a lot.
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the
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【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
: The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
: the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
: "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the
: door and returns to bed.
: "Who was that?" asked his wife.
: "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
: "Did you help him?" she asks.
: "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
: "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
| p****t
发帖数: 4256 | 3 That's because everybody is busy in pushing this drunk person.
【在 U********n 的大作中提到】
: why nobody reply to this good joke.
: Thanks a lot.
:
: .
: the
: !"
| o**********e
发帖数: 2420 | 4 在swing set里的算是swinger吧。。。
赞需要push的swinger。。。 | s*****r
发帖数: 1032 | 5 What happened? Who called me?
【在 o**********e 的大作中提到】
: 在swing set里的算是swinger吧。。。
: 赞需要push的swinger。。。
| U********n
发帖数: 1010 | 6 that is a good one.
you must be a very humorous person.
【在 p****t 的大作中提到】
: That's because everybody is busy in pushing this drunk person.
| p****t
发帖数: 4256 | 7 Hehe, thanks.
【在 U********n 的大作中提到】
: that is a good one.
: you must be a very humorous person.
| x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 8 知音啊。版主不mark这篇真是没有天理了。呼唤版大，版二，版三，版四及版五。
【在 U********n 的大作中提到】
: why nobody reply to this good joke.
: Thanks a lot.
:
: .
: the
: !"
| h*n
发帖数: 1915 | 9 看到push，还以为是要生小孩呢。
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the
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【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
: The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
: the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
: "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the
: door and returns to bed.
: "Who was that?" asked his wife.
: "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
: "Did you help him?" she asks.
: "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
: "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
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