x*****a
发帖数: 7797 | 1 My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn
't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long?'
And then the fight started... | b*****7
发帖数: 1637 | 2 我带着太太去参加高中TX 聚会，旁边一个女士显然喝得大醉，独自一人猛喝
太太问： “你认识她吗？”
“是的，我以前的女朋友。。。 我们分手后她开始大喝起来，那是很多年的事了，然
后她就一直酗酒”
“天啦！ 她庆祝了这么多年？！” 太太叫了起来
然后我俩就大吵了起来 ～～～～
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【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
: staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
: table.
: My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
: 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
: drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn
: 't been sober since.'
: 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating
: that long?'
: And then the fight started...
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