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发帖数: 7797 | 1 Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty
much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will
spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before
he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the
ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart
he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when
they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by
man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe
when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I
lied." | a***h
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【在 x*****a 的大作中提到】
: Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty
: much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will
: spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
: So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before
: he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the
: ugliest woman he had ever seen.
: The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart
: he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
: So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when
: they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by
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