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发帖数: 7797 | 1 Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the
dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the
truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was
blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and
discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered,
'The weather out there is terrible...' My loving wife of 10 years replied, '
Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And then the fight started ... |
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