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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an
unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to
the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be
faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."
He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the
pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to
prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her
breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God
and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as
long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then
leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me
a better offer."
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