s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 1 There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. | C****e
发帖数: 12294 | 2 太复杂了
求中文解释。。。
met
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
: about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
: between them?
: In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
: by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
: cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
: BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
: perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
: and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
| s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 3 Here you go, Your Highness.
【在 C****e 的大作中提到】
: 太复杂了
: 求中文解释。。。
:
: met
| C****e
发帖数: 12294 | 4 原来是鼓吹家庭暴力的。。。
俺知道ＰＧ是有老婆的人，还有儿子
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: Here you go, Your Highness.
| m*******o
发帖数: 4179 | 5 哈哈哈哈哈～
钢目的字很帅
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: Here you go, Your Highness.
| m*******o
发帖数: 4179 | 6 like your definitions
met
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【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
: about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
: between them?
: In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
: by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
: cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
: BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
: perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
: and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
| h*********6
发帖数: 2469 | 7 木有lp，神马都是浮云。。。
met
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
: about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
: between them?
: In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
: by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
: cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
: BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
: perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
: and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
| H**7
发帖数: 8624 | | v*****0
发帖数: 1405 | 9 哈哈，赞 Both result in death！
met
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
: about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
: between them?
: In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
: by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
: cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
: BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
: perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
: and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
| s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 10 zz-ed...
【在 m*******o 的大作中提到】
: like your definitions
:
: met
: of
| | | s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 11 Co-zan!
The punchline of the joke. Hehe.
【在 v*****0 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，赞 Both result in death！
:
: met
| s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 12 No PP, no truth.
【在 H**7 的大作中提到】
: 赞译文简洁流畅， 字体帅气阳光！
| P**********n
发帖数: 1948 | 13 瓦！好漂亮的字！！！
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: Here you go, Your Highness.
| s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 14 I thought you would ask for copyright-violation money.
【在 P**********n 的大作中提到】
: 瓦！好漂亮的字！！！
| J*******k
发帖数: 3298 | 15 好字！
met
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
: about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
: between them?
: In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
: by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
: cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
: BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
: perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
: and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
| n********n
发帖数: 2248 | | j****1
发帖数: 15497 | 17 ahahahahahaha~
met
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
: about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
: between them?
: In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
: by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
: cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
: BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
: perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
: and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
| o*********r
发帖数: 632 | 18 字在哪？
【在 J*******k 的大作中提到】
: 好字！
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: met
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