s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 HuNan 讨论区 】
发信人: steeleye (笨草钢目), 信区: HuNan
标 题: Guts or Balls?!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 22 09:45:12 2011, 美东)
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. |
G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 2 沙发
met
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 HuNan 讨论区 】
: 发信人: steeleye (笨草钢目), 信区: HuNan
: 标 题: Guts or Balls?!
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 22 09:45:12 2011, 美东)
: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
: about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
: between them?
: In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
: by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
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o******g
发帖数: 10263 | 3 haha
met
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 HuNan 讨论区 】
: 发信人: steeleye (笨草钢目), 信区: HuNan
: 标 题: Guts or Balls?!
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 22 09:45:12 2011, 美东)
: There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
: about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference
: between them?
: In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
: by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
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U*********r
发帖数: 5610 | 4 你试过吗？
【在 o******g 的大作中提到】
: haha
:
: met
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o******g
发帖数: 10263 | 5 never spent a night out with guys and went home late
【在 U*********r 的大作中提到】
: 你试过吗？
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G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 6 with girls？
never spent a night out with guys and went home late
【在 o******g 的大作中提到】
: never spent a night out with guys and went home late
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U*********r
发帖数: 5610 | |
G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 8 你裂的还挺像的
sharp!
【在 U*********r 的大作中提到】
: sharp!
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o******g
发帖数: 10263 | 9 i wish
【在 G*********o 的大作中提到】
: with girls？
:
: never spent a night out with guys and went home late
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U*********r
发帖数: 5610 | 10 if you were charlie sheen
【在 o******g 的大作中提到】
: i wish
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G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 11 sheen有啥故事？
if you were charlie sheen
【在 U*********r 的大作中提到】
: if you were charlie sheen
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U*********r
发帖数: 5610 | 12 经常和女孩子们通宵爬梯.
【在 G*********o 的大作中提到】
: sheen有啥故事？
:
: if you were charlie sheen
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G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 13 啥内容？
经常和女孩子们通宵爬梯.
【在 U*********r 的大作中提到】
: 经常和女孩子们通宵爬梯.
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