k**********i
发帖数: 8706 | 1 Just in case it hasn't been posted here yet, and ADD YOUR OWN!
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally e |
M***H
发帖数: 398 | 2 槍比女人好相處的十大理由
10. 你隨時可將 .44 老槍換成 .22 幼齒新槍．
9. 你可在家中擺一把槍，出門帶另外一把．
8. 你欣賞朋友的槍而又被他知道的話，他多半會慷慨讓你試用一番．
7. 你的常用槍不會介意你另外找一支槍做備用．
6. 你的槍在你耗盡子彈後還會留在你身邊．
5. 槍不會佔用太大的衣櫥空間．
4. 槍不論是每個月的哪一天都正常工作．
3. 槍不會問：「這個新握把會不會讓我看起來很胖？」
2. 槍不會計較你射完之後馬上呼呼大睡．
1. 你可以買個滅音器裝在槍上．
幾年前和女人吵架後翻譯的 :D |
q**u
发帖数: 12289 | 3 呵呵，都是实话
you
【在 k**********i 的大作中提到】
: Just in case it hasn't been posted here yet, and ADD YOUR OWN!
: #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
: # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
: road.
: # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
: try it out a few times.
: # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
: # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
: # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
: # 4. Guns function normally e
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w*********p
发帖数: 7230 | 4 把这个转发给你老婆
you
【在 k**********i 的大作中提到】
: Just in case it hasn't been posted here yet, and ADD YOUR OWN!
: #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
: # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
: road.
: # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
: try it out a few times.
: # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
: # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
: # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
: # 4. Guns function normally e
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g****r
发帖数: 1607 | |
T*R
发帖数: 25894 | 6 枪生的小枪可就多了去了，问问班上的铜子们就知道了。
【在 g****r 的大作中提到】
: 枪不能给你生小枪，还是老婆好。
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M***H
发帖数: 398 | 7 女人比槍好相處的十大理由
10. 槍不會幫你省錢，更不會賺錢．
9. 帶槍出席社交場合，主人極有可能報警．
8. 把槍帶回家，它只會等著你擦，可不會自己進廚房洗手作羹湯．
7. 和槍聊天，別人會認為你有精神病．
6. 晚上抱著槍睡覺，遠不如抱著女人舒服．
5. 玩槍弄出人命，通常不是喜事．
4. 性感內衣套在槍身上，效果並不佳．
3. 用通槍條通槍管，完全沒有快感．
2. 女人再濕都不會生鏽麻膛．
1. 一條好槍可以陪你一輩子，但是一個好女人可以讓你幸福一輩子．
感謝嘴砲堂眾網友提供素材． |
T******g
发帖数: 21328 | |
