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4. If you think you’ve eaten too many wings, you’ve eaten too many wings.
5. If you’re dipping wings into ice cream, ask someone to call you a cab.
7. Yes: Your homemade guacamole recipe is good, but everybody’s homemade
guacamole recipe is good. That’s why it’s called guacamole.
10. You think you don’t want to sit on the beanbag chair, but it turns out
the beanbag chair rules. On Monday, you will buy a beanbag chair on eBay.
Two beanbag chairs, in fact.
13. If you are new to football, that is not a grumpy lighthouse keeper on
the sideline. That’s New England head coach Bill Belichick.
20. There are at least three or four people at your Super Bowl party who
will have a loud, 45-minute conversation about how they’re “cutting the
cable cord” like they’re climbing Everest or something.
24. Remember: All guests that arrive at your party are 12.5 PSI. If they
step outside for 10 minutes, their PSI can drop by as much as 2 pounds per
square inch. | m****s
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It's so funny I forgot to laugh.
WSJ going losers way anyway. | T*********s
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