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It’s hard making decisions on an empty stomach. Take it from Southern
California immigration officer Mai Nhu Nguyen, who was arrested last month
for accepting bribes for $2,000 and 200 egg rolls – all without any shrimp
fried rice to wash it down.
According to NBC Los Angeles, Nguyen accepted three separate bribes from
immigrants — $2,000 for citizenship in June; $1,100 for a green card in
2011 and 200 egg rolls for citizenship, also in 2011. NBC reports that
Nguyen had been working at the Santa Ana, Calif. U.S. Citizenship and
Immigrations Service office for the past eight years and can face up to 15
years in federal prison for each count of bribery.
Of course the real travesty here is that Nguyen ever believed the cost of
sharing this great nation of ours only amounted to 200 rolls. It’s gotta be
, like, at least 500. Plus 50 packs of that sweet chili sauce. And 80 boxes
of shrimp fried rice. Come on now, Mai, where’s your capitalist spirit? |
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