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x*****a
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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
them on the road all day. Could you p... 阅读全帖
g********d
发帖数: 19244
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没看懂……

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the
car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My
problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep
them on the road all day. Coul... 阅读全帖
z***n
发帖数: 339
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来自主题: Joke版 - 10大低薪
瞎说。放狗搜就看到
1 . Food Preparation & Serving Workers (including fast food)
$ 18,120

2 . Cooks - Fast Food
$ 18,230

3 . Dishwashers
$ 18,330
4 . Shampooers
$ 18,890

5 . Dining Room & Cafeteria Attendants & Bartender Helpers
$ 18,900
6 . Counter Attendants - Cafeteria & Coffee Shop
$ 18,990

7 . Cashiers
$ 19,030
8 . Hosts & Hostesses - Restaurant, Lounge & Coffee Shop
$ 19,190
9 . Amusement & Recreation Attendants
$ 19,450
10 . Ushers, Lobby Attendants & Ticket Takers
$ 19,610
c*******7
发帖数: 17225
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英国摄影师Duncan Usher在荷兰动物园拍到搞笑一幕,一只土拨鼠慢慢靠近旁边的“女
友”,最后扑上去偷亲一下,但是显然这个很浪漫的动作效果微小,因为对方完全无动
于衷啊有木有!!于是,土拨鼠。。它。。惆怅了。。。(中新网 )
d********f
发帖数: 43471
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发现原来戈大统领还是一个中共党员,感情我鳖的计划生育才是终极解决变暖的方案
Is Al Gore A Fossil-Fuel Industry Mole?
Comment Now Follow Comments
Former US Vice President Al Gore speaks at the...
Image by AFP/Getty Images via @daylife
Did you hear the joke about the father of four telling everybody that
overpopulation is killing the planet? Well, it’s not a joke, it’s Al Gore.
Just when we thought we could go more than a month or two without new
evidence of Al saying one thing and doing another, the father of four is
taking hypocrisy ... 阅读全帖
k***r
发帖数: 13724
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【 以下文字转载自 History 讨论区 】
发信人: laoselang (LAOSELANG(好吧,别打了,我就是兔子)), 信区: History
标 题: Re: 阿拉伯和奥斯曼帝国的犹太人
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Sep 10 00:12:35 2015, 美东)
As long as the Muslim population remains around or under 2% in any given
country, they will be for the most part be regarded as a peace-loving
minority, and not as a threat to other citizens. This is the case in:
低于2%,他们被视为爱好和平的少数,民,族,不是其他国民的威胁。举例如下:
United States -- Muslim 0.6%美国
Australia -- Muslim 1.5%澳洲
Canada -- Muslim 1.9%加拿大
China -- Muslim 1.... 阅读全帖
w****t
发帖数: 4443
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来自主题: LES版 - 性爱音乐(zz) (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Sevenmiles 俱乐部 】
发信人: wstwst (猥琐t), 信区: Sevenmiles
标 题: 性爱音乐(zz)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 27 09:32:50 2011, 美东)
【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 性爱音乐(zz)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jan 26 23:36:06 2011, 美东)
做爱音乐之调情音乐
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing,Marvin年过50出的最著名的歌曲,立即可以为你
注入轻松、轻快的感觉。Four play & Chaka Khan - Between The Sheets,最适合在
昏暗的灯光下放了,这个版本有不错的Bass、和声表现,很缠绵。D'angelo –
Cruisin’(together),翻唱自Smokey Robinson的经典名曲,原唱就已经很骚包了,
但这个版本更粘,怪不得叫Wet Pussy Remix。Ray Cha... 阅读全帖
G***a
发帖数: 27294
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哈哈,我超级喜欢usher.............
和nelly
我喜欢黑人肌肉男
白人肌肉不好看,死的,线条没黑人的顺眼
T***U
发帖数: 2265
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原来是usher的表演
就是这个
T***U
发帖数: 2265
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sexy不是指那些妞,太肥壮了都,跳的也不乍的
而是指音乐和usher的move
r**********9
发帖数: 19633
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Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U
Edward Maya feat Vika Jigulina - Stereo Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JkRU_jwLPg&feature=BF&list=FLj2
Usher ft. Pitbull - DJ Got Us Falling In Love Again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBhj-Tv4WHI&feature=BF&list=FLj2
Iyaz - Replay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxV9g7lsFE&feature=BF&list=FLj2
s*******y
发帖数: 46535
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来自主题: OperaHouse版 - 视频:大牛谈美声(bel canto)唱法
很多人可能都有类似的历程。我倒是从小就很喜欢唱歌,不过真正喜欢上歌剧也是大学
以后的事情了,第一次听现场还是中央歌剧院来学校演出的茶花女,呵呵
在纽约好啊,我要是能到纽约住上一年就好了,我们这山沟沟里面演出少得可怜。今年
我参加了本地交响乐团的volunteer program,准备去usher几次,顺便听几场音乐会,
s*******e
发帖数: 15
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来自主题: Reader版 - Edgar Ellen Poe -- beyond words
刚刚又去读一阵Poe,无与伦比的Poe。
象the house of usher,诗?戏剧? 小说?笔下风生云涌,而姿态沉静,像一片沉沉阴云
,不动声色而突然就铺天罩地遮下来,避无可避就被抓住了,汗都来不及出。又绝不粘滞
,说收就收。那真一默如雷。惶惶然抬起头来,见山不是山。潇洒若此,真令人疑心他不
是这个尘世的人。
真不是这个尘世的人。
看Annabel Lee,他怎么能干净纯挚若此呢?这怎么能是写了the tell-tale heart, the
masque of the red death的同一个人呢?
可是再一想,这真非得是他不可,不是这样心无渣滓,怎能逃脱为笔奴的文人宿命,而得
如此大自在。
顺便贴annabel lee给大家养养眼。
It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of ANNABEL LEE;
And this maiden she lived with
c****t
发帖数: 19049
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来自主题: SciFiction版 - 云图 英文版
LETTERS FROM ZEDELGHEM
CHATEAU ZEDELGHEM,
NEERBEKE,
WEST VLAANDEREN
29TH-VI-1993
Sixsmith,
Dreamt I stood in a china shop so crowded from floor to far-off ceiling with
shelves of
porcelain antiquities etc. that moving a muscle would cause several to fall
and smash to bits.
Exactly what happened, but instead of a crashing noise, an august chord rang
out, half-cello,
half-celeste, D major (?), held for four beats. My wrist knocked a Ming vase
affair off its
pedestal—E-flat, whole string section, g... 阅读全帖
c****t
发帖数: 19049
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来自主题: SciFiction版 - 云图 英文版
AN ORISON OF SONMI~451
On behalf of my ministry, thank you for agreeing to this final interview.
Please remember, this
isn’t an interrogation, or a trial. Your version of the truth is the only
one that matters.
TRUTH IS SINGULAR. ITS “VERSIONS” ARE MISTRUTHS.
… Good. Ordinarily, I begin by asking prisoners to recall their earliest
memories to provide a
context for corpocratic historians of the future. Fabricants have no
earliest memories,
Archivist. One twenty-four-hour cycle in Papa Song’s is i... 阅读全帖
s***m
发帖数: 1319
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 《基督死》---康熙
hehe..ychem强不少。。馨香见证同学更是一个自己的见证都没分享过,天天都是贴 “
执事的话”。。到底执事是啥职位?USHER?
我觉得他们只顾自己说,完全不爱理会别人看不看得懂哇
S*********L
发帖数: 5785
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Adam Clark 注释
THE PROVERBS -Year from the Creation, 3004. -Year before the birth of Christ
, 996. -Year before the vulgar era of Christ's nativity, 1000. -Year since
the Deluge, according to Archbishop Usher and the English Bible, 1348. -Year
from the destruction of Troy, 185. -Year before the first Olympiad, 224. -
Year before the building of Rome, 247. CHAPTER I The design of the proverbs
, 1-6. An exhortation to fear God, and believe his word, because of the
benefit to be derived from it , 7-
R*o
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - Millennial Kingdom--2. POSTMILLENNIALISM(1)
By Pastor Kelly Sensenig
The postmillennial view of the Millennial Kingdom was all but extinct but in
the last 35 to 40 years there has been a resurgence in this concept and vie
w of the Millennial Kingdom. This system of millennial thought was developed
in the 16th century. The view holds that conditions on earth will gradually
improve over time evolving into a world that has become "Christianized" and
ready for the Second Coming of Christ to start eternity. The prefix "post"
before Millennium ... 阅读全帖
R*o
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - Millennial Kingdom--2. POSTMILLENNIALISM(2)
By Pastor Kelly Sensenig
Similar to Amillennialism, this view claims that the kingdom of Revelation 2
0:4 is primarily Christ ruling in the hearts of His people (the Church). Acc
ording to the postmillennialist this reference does not refer to a literal t
ime when Christ will return to earth and set up a kingdom since the church i
s said to set up the kingdom as a result of Christ ruling in their hearts. R
evelation 20:4 needs to be interpreted figuratively in this system to once a
gain mean tha... 阅读全帖
R*o
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - Millennial Kingdom--2. POSTMILLENNIALISM(3)
By Pastor Kelly Sensenig
This system is a fanciful dream. The church will not transform society. The
Scriptures say that society is gradually getting worse (2 Timothy 3:1-13 - "
perilous times shall come" and "evil men and seducers shall was worse and wo
rse"). Furthermore, after the world wars and continuing wars that plague our
society today one must deceive themselves into thinking that the world is g
etting better. The League of Nations was unsuccessful. The United Nations is
not successful ... 阅读全帖
l**********t
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chapter 7.1 Firstborn Among Many Brethren
This consideration takes us forward into Romans chapter 8 where the topic is
developed in verses 16 to 18 and again in verses 29 and 30. Paul says: “We
are children of God: and if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-
heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also
glorified with him. For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time
are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed to us”
(Romans ... 阅读全帖
l**********t
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chapter 7.1 Firstborn Among Many Brethren
This consideration takes us forward into Romans chapter 8 where the topic is
developed in verses 16 to 18 and again in verses 29 and 30. Paul says: “We
are children of God: and if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-
heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also
glorified with him. For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time
are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed to us”
(Romans ... 阅读全帖
w*******e
发帖数: 6802
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 【7月查经---续】箴言 第18章 (转载)
Proverbs 18
1 An unfriendly person pursues selfish ends
and against all sound judgment starts quarrels.
2 Fools find no pleasure in understanding
but delight in airing their own opinions.
3 When wickedness comes, so does contempt,
and with shame comes reproach.
4 The words of the mouth are deep waters,
but the fountain of wisdom is a rushing stream.
5 It is not good to be partial to the wicked
and so deprive the innocent of justice.
6 The lips of fools bring them strife,
and th... 阅读全帖
B******y
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 属灵的争战--[任大信主记二]
呵呵,不错。
教会是有不少能人在打扫卫生刷厕所管小孩摆凳子。其中管小孩还是技术含量蛮高的,
教授/PhD也不见得干的好。
我们是大家轮流做Usher,food,cleaning这些,弟兄还要轮流主日擘饼,姊妹还要参
与做主日用的饼,儿童服侍弟兄姊妹都可以报名。
D*****r
发帖数: 6791
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - Mark Twain:Letters from the earth
Letters from the Earth
When the Creator had finished thinking, He said, "I have thought. Behold!"
He lifted His hand, and from it burst a fountain-spray of fire, a million
stupendous suns, which clove the blackness and soared, away and away and
away, diminishing in magnitude and intensity as they pierced the far
frontiers of Space, until at last they were but as diamond nailheads
sparkling under the domed vast roof of the universe.
At the end of an hour the Grand Council was dismissed.
They left... 阅读全帖
d******r
发帖数: 5008
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根据中非Boshongo人的传说,世界太初只有黑暗、水和伟大的Bumba上帝。一天,
Bumba胃痛发作,呕吐出太阳。太阳灼干了一些水,留下土地。他仍然胃痛不止,又吐
出了月亮和星辰,然后吐出一些动物,豹、鳄鱼、乌龟、最后是人。
这个创世纪的神话,和其它许多神话一样,试图回答我们大家都想诘问的问题:为
何我们在此?我们从何而来?一般的答案是,人类的起源是发生在比较近期的事。人类
正在知识上和技术上不断地取得进步。这样,它不可能存在那么久,否则的话,它应该
取得更大的进步。这一点甚至在更早的时候就应该很清楚了。
例如,按照Usher主教《创世纪》把世界的创生定于公元前4004年10月23日上午9时
。另一方面,诸如山岳和河流的自然环境,在人的生命周期里改变甚微。所以人们通常
把它们当作不变的背景。要么作为空洞的风景已经存在了无限久,要么是和人类在相同
的时刻被创生出来。
但是并非所有人都喜欢宇宙有个开端的思想。例如,希腊最著名的哲学家亚里士多
德,相信宇宙已经存在了无限久的时间。某种永恒的东西比某种创生的东西更完美。他
提出我们之所以看到发展处于这个情形,那是因为洪水或者其它自然灾害,不... 阅读全帖
J*******g
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Dignity 说的不错。我在补充一下。我认为主要是要说清楚,这是一个预言,神说“I
will”,是神的统治力的表现。说他预言的事,是必然会发生的。是他冥冥中确保这些
事发生,但是这并非神想让人去杀戮和作恶,而是他预言这些是人们自身的罪和恶的果
实。
我把NET Bible的解说贴过来。
https://lumina.bible.org/bible/Zechariah+14
3. The reign of Messiah ch. 14
“The cosmic, eschatological sweep of this last portion . . . is almost
without compare in the prophetic literature of the OT for the richness of
its imagery, the authority of its pronouncements, and the majestic
exaltation of the God of Israel who will be worshiped as the God of ... 阅读全帖
j*******7
发帖数: 6300
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来自主题: TrustInJesus版 - 基督教不宽容吗?
Is Christianity Intolerant?
The Easter season often ushers in a period of cultural skepticism and
criticism of all things “Christian”. At times like this, the issue of
religious “tolerance” is sometimes raised and examined. Christians are
often called intolerant, especially when examined under a new definition of
tolerance that has emerged in our culture. How should we respond when people
call us “intolerant” simply because we refuse to embrace a particular
value or behavior?
FIRST: Help People ... 阅读全帖
b****a
发帖数: 84
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来自主题: SJTU版 - 上海交大女生Catherine一回头
我的新偶像是usher,
你有他的电话吗?
s******u
发帖数: 10
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清华92级化工系校友王鹏本周一不幸在上班的路上遭遇致命车祸身亡。Dr. Wang 2010 年9月开始在University of Rhode Island任职助理教授,2004年毕业于Columbia University. 期间曾经在Intel, 3M 和New Jersey Institute of Technology 任职。可以通过以下链接看到他的背景:
http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=30215448&locale=en_US&t
http://www.egr.uri.edu/che/Faculty/pengwang.shtml
他在去往URI 的路上遭遇车祸。他的家住在21 Temple St., Hartford, Connecticut。他妻子叫Ran Luo, 也是清华校友,经管学院的。他有个7个月的女儿 Carolyn. 车祸的责任还在调查中。 车祸的照片,现场的录像和新闻可参考以下链接:
http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/local_news/south_county/south-king
... 阅读全帖
j****u
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李巨:徜徉在量子材料世界
新闻原文与照片请见:http://www.ustcif.org/default.php/content/1464/
2012年10月10日,麻省理工学院(以下简称MIT)以其官方网站首页封面图片方式报道
中国科大90级少年班校友李巨教授的成就。 当地时间11日,中国科大校友新创基金会
致电李巨教授表示祝贺。李巨教授提及已得知“再战北马,捐赠海外交流”行动,“一
定要支持”。随即李巨教授立即在中国科大捐赠网(GIVING.USTC.EDU.CN)捐赠感谢母
校的教育。他还祝福母校“ I wish USTC great success in the campaign.”。
图为2012年10月10日,MIT网站首页今日聚焦以全页封面报道方式介绍李巨。
《徜徉在量子材料世界》介绍了李巨教授获得的成果。文章称,李巨从原子尺度设计出
的新材料,在未来新能源领域有着应用。李巨成功了设计了全球最小的电池。该文特别
介绍李巨从他在中国科学技术大学的大学生活,并介绍说:他在中国科大培养了对电子
工程与计算机科学的浓厚兴趣。这些兴趣引导了李巨教授使用材料的计算机仿真手段去
了解如... 阅读全帖
H******n
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咱角度不同。。
2008年的Usher就差点儿意思。伊跟美女们的互动不如Justin这么顺溜儿。
今年的表演我表示接受无能,男女performer我都faint S..
h*****h
发帖数: 1392
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来自主题: Beijing版 - 逛北京前门步行街有感
那天凤凰还播北京的浴池呢!进去就是一个usher小伙子,一张嘴就是外地人。北京人
现在谁还乐意当伙计啊!什刹海胡同游,蹬三轮儿的也都是一水儿外地人,河北口音。
a******e
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来自主题: ChuanYu版 - OBAMA看完阿凡达后的评论
【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
发信人: willhung (黄威廉), 信区: Movie
标 题: OBAMA看完阿凡达后的评论
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 4 12:31:22 2010, 美东)
What did Obama say after watching Avatar?
Obama was asked whether he would give the movie thumbs up or thumbs down. He
said he'd need three months to decide for sure but for now he's voting "
present."
John Kerry saw it too. He said he loved it before he hated it. Didn't like
the ending I guess?
Bill Clinton went to see it but ducked out early to take one of the female
ushers i
c********6
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来自主题: Jiangsu版 - 江苏仨高考头名都在苏州
牛人啊,赞!
96年时候苏州没几个网球场吧?你在哪儿练习的?苏大还是振吴?
方大同的听过,但是没啥感觉,也就不强求了
个人比较喜欢usher,craig david和avant
l*********r
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来自主题: Xibei版 - 喜糖
【 以下文字转载自 Shaanxi 讨论区 】
发信人: lotuskeeper (咿~呀~锵台锵台锵锵台), 信区: Shaanxi
标 题: 喜糖
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Jul 14 11:41:37 2009, 美东)
婚了,终于。
特别感谢:SLEEPBAG--伴郎
硕猫和七妹夫--USHERS
七妹--遥控指挥
XIAOZHUGUAN--嘉宾
66个包子,限本班常驻ID。
s*******y
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来自主题: Xibei版 - 今晚的免费晚餐真好吃啊
给音乐会当usher
m**i
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来自主题: Zhejiang版 - 09US最火MV超级混音窜烧,zz
US是自己加的。。。因为十三亿人相关的一个都没有。。。咔咔~``:p
歌曲名单:
•Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain - Low
•Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
•Alicia Keys - No One
•Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major - Lollipop
•Timbaland Featuring OneRepublic - Apologize
•Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown - No Air
•Sara Bareilles - Love Song
•Usher Featuring Young Jeezy - Love in This Club
•Chris Brown - With You
•Chris Brown - Forever
•Ray J & Yung Berg - Sexy Can I
•Rihanna -
S****y
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啊~~难道这些都是你健身时听的歌?我跑步的时候都会听Usher,black eyed peas~~~~
h*d
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http://www.cultofmac.com/135844/why-the-ipad-is-the-most-hated-
As the Apple iPad succeeds beyond expectations, it leaves in its wake an
enormous body count of dead and dying products. While consumers love it,
several major industries have grown to hate it. And for very good reason.
Why Tablet Competitors Hate the iPad
It wasn’t supposed to be like this. The iPad was supposed to usher in a new
era of tablet computing, creating a thriving new market that looked a lot
like the world of smart phone... 阅读全帖
c**i
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来自主题: Hardware版 - ITRI Flexible Display Meets Skepticism
A day-old trailer:
Title: ITRI's FlexUPD Ushers in a New Generation of Flexible Electronics
Date: Oct. 29, 2010
Uploaded by: ITRIFlexUPD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXx1UEPU42Y
p**i
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来自主题: Hardware版 - NVIDIA Quad-Core Tegra 3 Chip released
http://pressroom.nvidia.com/easyir/customrel.do?easyirid=A0D622
NVIDIA Quad-Core Tegra 3 Chip Sets New Standards of Mobile Computing
Performance, Energy Efficiency
Tegra 3's Fifth 'Companion' Core Enables Ultra-Low Power Consumption, While
Advanced Quad-Core Processors Drive Record-Breaking Performance
SANTA CLARA, CA -- (Marketwire) -- 11/08/2011 -- NVIDIA today ushered in the
era of quad-core mobile computing with the introduction of the NVIDIA?
Tegra? 3 processor, bringing PC-class performanc... 阅读全帖
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http://www.javaworld.com/javaworld/jw-01-2013/130107-developer-
age=1
Here is our guide to some of the more dominant tech generations in computer
history, as embodied by the programmers who gave them life. The list is far
from complete, but if you've been coding for any amount of time, you will pr
obably recognize many of these generational traits in yourself, your coworke
rs, and the programming community at large.
Punch-card programmers
The '60s-era computers received their instructions from a... 阅读全帖
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