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发帖数: 1 | 2 几十年积累的信用终于要破产了
[在 Vermix (going...going...Gone) 的大作中提到：]
:Political machines resort to tricks from 150 years ago; let's see if it
:still works this day and age.
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发帖数: 40 | 3 其实我也相信床铺抓过有些女人的猫，但是谁知道那些女人是不是正expect完事以后去
furniture shopping。真的那么outraged，然后现在这个时机才蹦出来的，我不相信。
: 所以来吧，多来几个，来得越多老百姓越腻歪。
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d********a
发帖数: 9567 | 4 最搞笑的是十五分钟摸
郭德纲以后肯定编段子
你TM到底是泰式按摩还是性骚扰啊。 |
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s*x
发帖数: 8041 | 6 "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." Phrase
made popular by Mark Twain.
This sound a little too much like Voo-Doo Science. Take a look at the
political client list for Catalist http://www.catalist.us/about/our-clients/. Consider the source.
ELECTED OFFICE CAMPAIGNS, CAUCUSES, & PACS
Alison for Kentucky
Arizona Democratic Party
California Democratic Congressional Delegation
Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee
Democratic Governors Association
Democr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 7 WHAT A CROCK. The class Vice President put together a two minute video with
a bunch of friends from his class - MUSLIM FRIENDS - as part of his campaign
for student body president. In it, his MUSLIM FRIENDS pretended to be
Afghan terrorists kidnapping yet another of the kids friends who played the
victim. All of the weapons involved were obvious NERF guns, firing bright
fluorescent NERF foam bullets. The "torture" consisted of a staged scene
with one of the captors slapping his captive on the st... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 32122 | 8 2017年08月18日 16:14 汇通网 微博 收藏本文
美国总统特朗普周四（8月18日）再放嘴炮：他在推特(15.97, 0.10, 0.63%)上竟
然表示，要阻止与伊斯兰教有关的极端主义，就是要用浸在猪血里的子弹射杀恐怖分子
以示羞辱，让他们下地狱。
毕竟，这是20世纪初，美国将军珀欣（John Pershing）在菲律宾消灭恐怖主义分
子用到的办法。8月18日，特朗普的一条推文也积极地提到了这段历史。但是，一个问
题是，没有证据证明，这是真实发生过的历史。
特朗普提议，用浸在猪血里的子弹射杀恐怖分子
从1909年到1913年，作为叛乱中菲律宾领土上的一名美国将军，潘兴试图避免暴力
。他与当地的穆斯林领导人进行了谈判，接受了与西方道德冲突的某些做法。此外，他
还修建道路和医院，以帮助实现该地区的现代化。在1898年美西战争之后，潘兴统治了
菲律宾南部穆斯林占主导地位的摩洛省。
在西班牙巴塞罗那发生严重的恐怖袭击事件几个小时后，特朗普在推特上发布了他
的愤怒评论。这一恐袭事件已经造成13人死亡，100多人受伤。“伊斯兰国”后来宣布
对此袭击事件负责。
特朗普曾对珀欣和他所... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 9 http://www.sfexaminer.com/wiener-fails-pass-bill-california-senate-allow-safe-injection-sites-drug-users/
如果我没数错 19票支持 17票反对
这真是个疯狂的地方
‘Yes’ votes:
Sen. Ben Allen, D-Santa Monica
Sen. Toni Atkins, D-San Diego
Sen. Jim Beall, D-Campbell
Sen. Steven Bradford, D- Gardena
Sen. Kevin de Leon, D-Los Angeles
Sen. Bill Dodd, D-Napa
Sen. Ed Hernandez, D-West Covina
Sen. Bob Hertzberg, D-Los Angeles
Sen. Jerry Hill, D-San Mateo
Sen. Bill Hueso, D-San Diego
Sen. Hannah-Beth Jackson, D-Santa Barbara
Sen. Ri... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10729 | 10 你的那套“我啥都没做”，“你看，没人敢回我吧”，“所以我是无辜的”。和cnn的
jim acosta一样，不是太有才。
你看看人家马克吐温的小说竞选州长的那份报纸。
I thought I should burst with amazement! Such a cruel, heartless charge! I
never had seen Cochin China! I never had heard of Wakawak! I didn't know a
plantain-patch from a kangaroo! I did not know what to do. I was crazed and
helpless. I let the day slip away without doing anything at all. The next
morning the same paper had this--nothing more:
我觉得我简直诧异得要爆炸了，这样残酷无情的诬蔑！我一辈子连见也没有见过交趾支
那！瓦卡瓦克我连听也没有听说过！至于香蕉园，我简直就不知道它和... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 346 | 11 It is a standard smear technique that the western has been using for at
least several hundred years. Remember Mark Twain's "Running for Governor"?
Every westerner is a guru on this and the method is used everyday, not only
in politics, but also in work places. In wall street and in main streets.
Actually, some Chinese are also good at this.
Remember how many times your colleges tried to smear your work? Every
Chinese got to learn this ---- Smearing and Anti-smearing. Somebody should
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g****w
发帖数: 8 | 12 Sublease-2 bedroom+1 bath.
我们住在医学中心附近， Blair House Apartments (6812 Academy, near Silver
Place. A very nice, safe, and quiet place).
学区是Mark Twain elementary, Pershing middle , Belliare high.
步行到初中很近， 图书馆和小学大概要15分钟（孩子的速度）。
apartment 靠近公交车站 ，食品超市， 附近还有个小shopping center，
NEIGHBOURHOOD也挺好的。
月租是￥815 (2 bed+1 bath， 包括电费在里面了)。也就是说每月要交的钱是￥815 +
水费(about $30/family).
sublease 的时间是从5月1号到8月31 号，然后你可以直接续约。我们准备在4 月中旬
到4月底搬家，时间上可以机动一点
如果你想来看看的话，可以给我发邮件：z********[email protected] or call me a |
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n*******n
发帖数: 36 | 13 One bedroom with owner kitchen, bathroom, living room and standard equipment
at
Mark Twain building managed by Union Real Estate.
Address: 406 North Neville St. 15213.
房间在三楼，很安静。
去Pitt和CMU步行10分钟，到UPMC PRESBY 和 UPMC SHADYSIDE步行都是20分钟以内,生
活交通便利。
我3月初搬出。
Apartment 7月到期，之后可与公寓管理员续租。
Rent：$735全包。家具可以送给你。
有意者请致信n*******[email protected] |
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l****m
发帖数: 751 | 14 想起前两天科学网的文章：
勇敢的做科研吧，就像已经发过CNS一样。
"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you
've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain |
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H****y
发帖数: 2992 | 15 闭关期间上来冒个泡（100伪币压在这儿；唉，谁说灌水不用钱？）
The Power of 正能量
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people
always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become
great.” ~ Mark Twain
1. 过日子和熬日子
我在国内读硕士时，同室有个工作结婚后好几年回来读书的。样子真不算出众，但无论
男女都喜欢和她玩。原因很简单，你不管有什么事儿，跟她说一说，就不成事儿了。她
说原先工作时比老公先回家，经常算准了对方进门前躲进大衣橱里。有时候老公塞车，
她就一直在里面憋着。
现代人都活得不容易（古代人容易吗？连自来水都没有），尤其是很多女同胞，对孩子
，对家，都是尽心尽力。不过看看常来诉苦那些，你就会觉得，是不是有点儿过于严肃
，一本正经了？说句不好听的，太把自己和自己的家当回事儿了。举个例子：
女回家... 阅读全帖 |
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H****y
发帖数: 2992 | 16 闭关期间上来冒个泡（100伪币压在这儿；唉，谁说灌水不用钱？）
The Power of 正能量
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people
always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become
great.” ~ Mark Twain
1. 过日子和熬日子
我在国内读硕士时，同室有个工作结婚后好几年回来读书的。样子真不算出众，但无论
男女都喜欢和她玩。原因很简单，你不管有什么事儿，跟她说一说，就不成事儿了。她
说原先工作时比老公先回家，经常算准了对方进门前躲进大衣橱里。有时候老公塞车，
她就一直在里面憋着。
现代人都活得不容易（古代人容易吗？连自来水都没有），尤其是很多女同胞，对孩子
，对家，都是尽心尽力。不过看看常来诉苦那些，你就会觉得，是不是有点儿过于严肃
，一本正经了？说句不好听的，太把自己和自己的家当回事儿了。举个例子：
女回家... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 931 | 18 http://johnkarenmusic.com/post/3911801935/shure-sm58-vs-sennhei
Shure Sm58 vs Sennheiser E835
So if anyone is looking for a good mic for live performances or studio
sessions, and of course budget friendly, the Sennheiser E835 is the best mic
out there. Shure’s Sm58 is industry standard, you will see that almost
every venue has these mics. They are convenient for performers who like to
get crazy on stage, jumping around nd being wreckless. They are extremely
durable, u can throw em, drop em, use ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 278 | 19 No he did not say that. he quoted Mark Twain and said history may not repeat
but rhymes. The chart is just a chart. It tells you there will likely be a
sustained growth after a generational low. What are the odds of that? How
far and how fast can it go? Who knows. But according to this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%26P_500),after a generational low, 7.6-11.6% annualized returns for a significant stretch of time do not seem to be an astronomical number. That is, of course, before the next gener... 阅读全帖 |
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p*****3
发帖数: 1168 | 21 When in doubt tell the truth.
--Mark Twain |
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n********e
发帖数: 41 | 22 楼主 看到 你 isDiffByOne 函数就知道你必然要超时
Leetcode免费给你用 就别挑剔了。凡事要先从自身找问题
你那个测试不是大数据
真正的大数据在这里：
start = "nanny";
end = "aloud";
String[] d = {"ricky","grind","cubic","panic","lover","farce","gofer
","sales","flint","omens","lipid","briny","cloth","anted","slime","oaten","
harsh","touts","stoop","cabal","lazed","elton","skunk","nicer","pesky","
kusch","bused","kinda","tunis","enjoy","aches","prowl","babar","rooms","
burst","slush","pines","urine","pinky","bayed","mania","light","flare","
wares","wom... 阅读全帖 |
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s*l
发帖数: 9421 | 23 “The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.” – Mark Twain |
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k****a
发帖数: 4944 | 24 今年好像乱套了。。。
一熟人的小孩，成绩很好，没被录取，他妈妈大骂校长（新来的）。
一个画画考60多分的被录取了，
而另一个考90多分的没被录取。
华人家长就骂几句，就完事了。
印度家长就厉害，把学校给告了。。。 |
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a9
发帖数: 21638 | 25 没看出来撞成哪样儿了。
个师
---Mark Twain |
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y****i
发帖数: 17878 | 26 Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of
our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable
views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little
corner of the earth all one's lifetime. - Mark Twain
Today is a big day, a victory for love, family, and equality. |
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b*********e
发帖数: 81 | 27 i am in the same area. good elementary schools are: roberts, twain, west u,
horn. all others are no good. |
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p**f
发帖数: 2610 | 29 我也觉得Mark Twain的真不错，不过The Adventures of Tom Sawyer我儿子看不下去。
不太清楚为什么，当时没讨论，后来就忘了。
你提醒了我，我得找个时间跟他谈谈。
mine
or |
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B******1
发帖数: 9094 | 30 Mark Twain dropped out of the school at the age of 11 after the death of his
father, worked at many trades and places, and taught himself many subjects
by spending nights at the libraries.
He was not good at managing money. But he was a responsible person and paid
off his own debts after declaring bankruptcy.
In essence, he was a typical American, a humorous person, and a great
American writer. |
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 31 【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: auo (aeiou), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: NYT: 美国人的数学到底有多差？ zz
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri May 1 14:43:46 2015, 美东)
美国人的数学到底有多差？
纪思道 2015年04月30日
下面这个题是用来考世界各地八年级学生的，如果你答不上来，恐怕就不适合阅读这篇
专栏了：
三个连续整数，中间一个是2n，它们的总和是多少？
A. 6n+3
B. 6n
C. 6n-1
D. 6n-3
超过四分之三的韩国孩子回答正确（答案是B）。美国孩子只有37%答对，落后于伊朗、
印度尼西亚和加纳的同龄人。
我们知道美国小孩的阅读能力不行；看来他们的算术能力更糟糕。
美国教育考试服务中心（Educational Testing Service，简称ETS）发布的一份全球报
告称，美国年轻人的阅读能力排名不佳，但数学能力排名更糟——是所有参加测试的国
家中最低的。这代人将在今后半个世纪成为劳动者，他们难与其他国家的公民竞争。
这不仅仅是说美国人的测试结果受到了贫困的拖... 阅读全帖 |
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u*****a
发帖数: 6276 | 32 There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
- Mark Twain
近十几年来，美国的墨西哥裔人口增长迅速。墨西哥裔有希望在今后几十年后，取代白
人，成为美国第一大族裔。然而，在过去这十几年内，哈佛录取的墨西哥裔学生，并没
有同步增长。与此同时，UC 系统的墨西哥裔学生比例大幅度增长。这些统计数据，无
可辩驳地证明哈佛在本科录取过程中，歧视墨西哥裔申请人。是可忍，孰不可忍！所有
墨西哥裔的人都应该勇敢地站起来，为自己孩子未来上哈佛的正当权利而斗争。
你不抗争，到手的权益就没了。你没看见亚裔在犹太裔的领导下抗争吗？我们去找个爱
尔兰裔的领导来抗争！ |
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G**T
发帖数: 2610 | 33
说得，就好像你特知道那个娃是废柴娃、那个娃是gifted似的。。。到娃娃几岁你就
100％确定了？
建议你研究一下这个单词： tautology。 :) 你很娴熟 :)
有个个笑话，好像是Mark Twain创的，大意是：
It is so easy to make money in the stock market!!!
--Oh, how?
Well, you just buy it, and when the price goes up, you sell it!
--Well, what if the price doesn't go up?
Then don't buy it, stupid! |
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m****n
发帖数: 1066 | 34 win7, brother scanner
出现“unable to communicate with the TWAIN device”
这个怎么解决？ Thanks. |
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t******y
发帖数: 6206 | 35 注，此文纯粹扯淡，非淡疼的版友请深思熟虑后再看，免得看完后淡疼。
摘要：炒股请不要炒出感情来。
一支曾经长期持有的股票就象老相好（不管现在是不是分了），时不时的总会习惯去看
看，或者惊叹于她现在的惊艳，或者感慨于她现在的落魄。但是无论如何，提醒大家炒
股请不要炒股炒出感情来，否则只会害了你。
故事（股市）从这里开始。
一支下降通道的股票，她总是最让人挂念的。
因为她曾是如此的美丽，
她就像一位曾经的翩翩佳人，
当年是多么的美若天仙，
现在却渐入凡尘，肯嫁入你家。
（比如NOK，RIMM，LDK，PCX，ZNGA）。
你如获至宝，你爱不释手，发誓要和她厮守终生。（买入）
然而，事实往往是残酷的。
在你为了她付出了许多感情，金钱，时间后，
你却发现，她一次次的偷你的钱，给花街上的小白脸花；
你发现，她不停的自降身价，将她的身体给那些更萎缩的人买去；
你一次次的伤心，一次次的愤怒，一次次的痛心疾首，她却淡然无视。
终于，有一天，你悟出来了，
现在的她，已经不再是以前的她了。
虽然往事就在眼前，但是她永远回不了头了。
这一天，
你决定和她分手，
终结痛苦。
兄弟，恭喜你，你终于做了一件对的事情... 阅读全帖 |
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j*****h
发帖数: 3292 | 36 "October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in
stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November
, May, March, June, December, August and February."
- Mark Twain |
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s*******t
发帖数: 335 | 37 81、寻找小盘且少跟踪的股票。这是市场提供给个人投资者的一个优势，这里是发现低
估值、错误定价股票的好地方；
82、通晓会计学。这是商业语言。如果你对此不怎么精通，你就让自己处于了劣势地位
。如果你想变得伟大，就要胸怀大志；
83、不要担心短期的波动或者“今天市场会怎么样？”大多情况下这是没有意义的。金
融媒体上充斥着这些东西；
84、成长和价值投资没有根本的区别。Focus on what you get in exchange for you
put out.
85、研究经济史和市场历史。像Twain所说：历史不会重复，但它是有节奏的；
86、总是坚持安全边际。（重读《聪明投资人》第20章）对于价值投资者，这可能是老
生常谈，但很多人会经常忽视的。在此方面不要过份得意。在实践上，每次投资时，都
考虑得再彻底点，再认真点；
87、花时间思考（有规律地）。不受任何影响。坐在一个安静的房间里思考。It is
easy to go days or weeks without taking the time to slow down and think.
88、手头要总是拥有现金，以便在长期... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****1
发帖数: 3134 | 38 那帮人穷疯了，我要去的话被他们吐唾沫给淹死的。
也就我们古板有觉悟。可惜我的贴版主可能认为有歧义给删了。
The Lack of money is the root of all evil.---Mark Twain. |
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a*****1
发帖数: 3134 | 39 It does not have to be as dramatic as natural gas, But how about only half
the swing?
My assumption of 60 is based upon 40% drop from the top, while NG did
dropped more than 80% from the top. Right now at 86, we are still at the top
of the range. Remember oil price as recent as 2008 was in the 30s.
I agree that reasonable oil price need to be around 80 to be balance. But it
always take some dramatic move before settle down. Right now the natural
gas is almost balanced, but that was after the lon... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****1
发帖数: 3134 | 40 It does not have to be as dramatic as natural gas, But how about only half
the swing?
My assumption of 60 is based upon 40% drop from the top, while NG did
dropped more than 80% from the top. Right now at 86, we are still at the top
of the range. Remember oil price as recent as 2008 was in the 30s.
I agree that reasonable oil price need to be around 80 to be balance. But it
always take some dramatic move before settle down. Right now the natural
gas is almost balanced, but that was after the lon... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****1
发帖数: 3134 | 41 One is when you can afford speculation, the other one is when you can not.
---Mark Twain |
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a*****1
发帖数: 3134 | 42 This is what I quote:
History Does Not Repeat Itself, But It Rhymes---Mark Twain.
I was talking about oil and NG price and companies in general using CHK as
an indicator. I never meant to say the individual stock such as CHK was
going to repeat historical pattern. The oil and NG price and stock ETF
movement does rhymes with 2008-2009 movement.
CHK's bottom is falling out, it must rhyme with something, I just don't know
what it is this time. God bless.
08 |
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y***n
发帖数: 2318 | 43 https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com/2017/11/the-blob.html?m=1
这个回文很打脸，是不是本版某位的大作？
AnonymousNovember 24, 2017 at 9:39 AM
I didn’t even bother reading the whole article (mostly biased and arrogant
craps as reasonable people can tell). The author just had an “enjoyable”
trip in the “incredible” India (i.e., about 70% of the population there
don’t even have / use toilets and the air quality can be “amazing” as
well); and spewed his deeply accumulated disgusts onto Alibaba. How funny is
that? The “p... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 578 | 45 Wow, thank Mark Twain, tootoo and ucare! |
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发帖数: 1 | 46 fake?
It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you
know for sure that just ain’t so. – Mark Twain |
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发帖数: 1 | 47 fake?
It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you
know for sure that just ain’t so. – Mark Twain |
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发帖数: 268 | 48 From http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/0,1518,251042,00.html
5月30日达赖喇嘛访问了柏林，并进行了一次演说。我看了明镜周刊的报道和评论，可惜
没功夫翻译了，就用网上翻译器翻译如下，可笑之极，hey, don't just be joking, Ms.
Allmandring! 让我也想起来原来Gesund同学推荐的Mark Twain用英语词汇、德语语法写
就的那篇戏谑之作。
最关键的地方，达赖喇嘛说，人生最重要的是Froehlichkeit，没翻译过来，这个词是快
乐的意思。
In English:
Dalai Lama superstar catholic and protestanten want to strengthen with the
church conference in Berlin their faith in Jesus Christ. But the star of the
daily with the Christian meeting was a Buddhist: the Dalai Lama. A |
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发帖数: 107 | 49 先秦到西汉称为肃慎，东汉至魏晋时称为挹娄，南北朝称勿吉，隋唐称靺，五代时黑水
靺鞨成为女真，明末女真成为满洲。并不是简单的一个部族的简单改名，能把这一系列名
字历史列出来的人，自然知道这一基本常识，随便一本满族史的书也会介绍。在金朝前的
女真历史，本来就记载有限，比如靺鞨七部究竟是不是统一的民族构成，渤海国的族属等
等都有争论。
kzeng所批的线性关系，批批渤海还成，用来证明完颜氏和满族的关系，就不恰当了。
金朝留下了不少文字记录，直到明中期东北的女真人还在使用女真文。根据现代的研究结
果，女真语和满语绝大多数一致。http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/twain/1279/
看看那些词汇表中的拉丁发音，随便一个懂满语人都会认出几乎所有词汇。
“简而言之，清时满洲和先前的明时的女真没有直接继 承关系"显然是不对的。
语言不是民族的唯一标准，是重要标志总是对的。比如现在达斡尔人说蒙古语系的语言
，而不是女真人的满-通古斯语系的语言，就不会被划成满族。 “也不是所有的女真人
都成了满州（“野人”女真的不少部落被排除在满洲之外，譬如现在的赫哲 |
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发帖数: 6339 | 50 [2] Here are those top schools in the city with citywide rank and statewide
rank
Chicago rank School Percentile Statewide Rank
1 Decatur * 89.71 1
2 Keller* 81.94 2
3 Lenart* 80.65 3
4 Edison* 79.05 4
5 Skinner* 73.50 6
6 McDade* 71.97 7
7 Poe* 69.04 9
8 Lincoln 66.82 14
9 Bell 62.82 29
10 Oriole Park 62.67 32
11 A. Jackson 62.06 37
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