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j******g
发帖数: 1098
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来自主题: EE版 - 求教转专业
保持队形,
suck, suck, suck。
l********k
发帖数: 68
2
来自主题: Quant版 - 我发现读MFE这帮人真没劲
MFE sucks, MBA sucks, the world sucks...
Suckers win!!!!!
n******m
发帖数: 169
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来自主题: Quant版 - 求指教,要不要从了offer?
'No much growth' means the experience one gains in this firm will not help
him get a better job/position ?
'culture sucks'? you worked for them before? can you explain further what
you mean by 'culture sucks'?
Thanks!!

sucks.
f**d
发帖数: 768
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来自主题: Neuroscience版 - eBook: From computer to brain
这是一本计算神经科学的优秀著作,全文拷贝这里(图和公式缺),有兴趣的同学可以
阅读
如需要,我可以分享PDF文件(--仅供个人学习,无商业用途)
From Computer to Brain
William W. Lytton
From Computer to Brain
Foundations of Computational Neuroscience
Springer
William W. Lytton, M.D.
Associate Professor, State University of New York, Downstato, Brooklyn, NY
Visiting Associate Professor, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Visiting Associate Professor, Polytechnic University, Brooklyn, NY
Staff Neurologist., Kings County Hospital, Brooklyn, NY
In From Computer to Brain: ... 阅读全帖
j****m
发帖数: 3137
5
来自主题: _PerfectMoms版 - 好像又要杯具了
cft
take a hot shower and more 按摩 there.
pump
and let baby suck suck and suck (the only way worked for me)
w***s
发帖数: 4394
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来自主题: ChinaNews版 - 有2件事很难给老外解释
你还是想不开。这种事情你不能为TG辩解,已经明显没理的事非要辩解就变成5毛小将
了。如果不辩解只解释事实,这种事情解释起来会让你脸上更无光。不如简单的说就是
因为TG sucks。如果你解释事情是怎么引起的,来龙去脉,如果能说清楚,那么别人听
起来就是解释了TG如何如何的sucks。你想想,你说一个人是坏蛋,和详细分析一个人
是如何如何坏的,哪种情况让听到的人,对一个人的印象会更坏?
b*****y
发帖数: 689
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suck dick哪是PA了,我只是摆事实讲道理,你suck的不是带毛的香肠那是啥
而且还是5根毛的
w***e
发帖数: 760
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Xiao Shenyang sucks
Zhou Libo sucks too
No more comment.
k***n
发帖数: 11247
b*******r
发帖数: 1380
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来自主题: Military版 - 在新google网址搜索了一下
搜索google sucks,最上面会显示
"sucks" 已被 Google 筛选掉,因为启用了 Google 的安全搜索功能。
sex直接不显示
"sex" 已被 Google 筛选掉,因为启用了 Google 的安全搜索功能
我晕,啥标准啊?
d*****u
发帖数: 392
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来自主题: Military版 - 从大陆人用大量现金支付说起
A nation without credit system sucks
China has no credit system
China sucks
qed
b**t
发帖数: 516
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: bkht (bkht), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 看了social network后,觉得白男对wf亚女评价很差呀!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Dec 25 14:06:37 2010, 美东)
开始几个白男讨论为什么亚女那么喜欢犯贱倒贴,急不可耐的到厕所suck their dicks
。后来一个亚女发现她白男bf在facebook上还是单身,醋意大发,歇斯底里。结果被甩
后,又贱兮兮的后悔求饶。那个白男对她的评价就是bitchy and bossy。
真是可悲呀!
看来wf女孩要努力提高自身修养,光靠犯贱suck dick是不行的,精神上也要成为奴隶
才行。
a********e
发帖数: 5251
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老百姓喝不起 看中国将军怎么做茅台"广告"(组图)

亡我中华者酒囊饭袋也 全球变暖
喝了壮胆儿,敢往上冲,敢死,当英雄,打胜仗,卫长城。 马驰胜
这样的军队能打仗?鬼才信呢。 全球变暖
楼下的“当官不怕赴宴难”真的是太形象了! 优闲丽人
别得可能有假, 但那几张猪头照绝对真实。 毛德来乘
我还记得廖锡龙和美国访港航母太平洋舰队司令一起检阅的情景。 美国将军身材精干
,精神抖擞。廖锡龙跟在旁边挺个猪肚子步履蹒跚。 头也是标准的猪头
谁泄露了重要军事机密 地球客旅
酒鬼将军 alex_xu
这帮家伙全都是靠喝茅台爬上去的。
现在大陆政府见了老外,好比妓女主动迎送 avalon2000
还脱了裤子。。。 当年清朝不服气,所以有战争。 现在中共红朝,就象一只免费的“
鸡”, 老外政府随便都可以来“操”。 美其名,改革开放,吸引外国投资。
所有这些人的讲话,把“茅台酒”换成“宋祖英”同样合适,不性, 372I
所有这些人的讲话,把“茅台酒”换成“宋祖英”同样合适,不性,试试!
耻辱! 加州鱼郎
茅台也是勾兑酒, 成本也就5元人民币 不要美国式的民主
唯一可能不同就是窖藏时间,鬼才相信... 阅读全帖
C*******d
发帖数: 15836
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来自主题: Military版 - 如果英美要来侵略中国
I am not as brave as Liu Xiaobo to go back to China and fight with life for
the
wellness of Chinese people and China. But I am much more brave than a lot of
people
here who still behave like sucking slaves even thought their slave masters
are far
away, and I can at least voice my support to the suffering Chinese people
instead
of those suckers who suck blood from victims in China.
As to what I will eventually do to China and Chinese people, that's my
private
business.
b*****e
发帖数: 14299
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类似的笑话还有:
why South Dakota blow winds? Because Iowa sucks......
都一样,反正都是边上那个州sucks。
x****u
发帖数: 12955
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Yes. Baidu sucks. I wish it go bankrupt. It somehow installed their
search engine as default on my IE that can't be removed. It's by all
definition a virus. If their search engine is any good, I might not have
minded as much. But it actually sucks, with little if any useful links
displayed for what I was searching.
k**u
发帖数: 61
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文章涉及到很多侮辱中國女性的話 請各位hold住
这是我刚才在另外一个论坛上无意中看到的,虽然留言者是在美国,但是说的内容,好像
在我们身边也经常能看到。当然了,也不能说一竿子打翻一船人,但是还是觉得应该转来
给各位MM们看一下,希望以后选择配偶的时候能慎重一点,并且自重一些。
前几天纯属无聊,去看朋友在facebook上加入的群体,有一个叫"asian girls who
love
white guys",因好奇进去看看,其中有一个帖子叫“Why do Asian chix hate
themselv
es??”,想看看这年头的傻逼都写些什么狗屎东西,所以又进去看了:
Semms like they wanna erase every trace of chinese/ vietnamese heritage.
I barly see any china girls saying proudly: I'm Chinese! You do not have to
fe
el embarrassed by William Hung, cause he's tha best ya dig?... 阅读全帖
j**********e
发帖数: 367
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【 以下文字转载自 Returnee 讨论区 】
发信人: markbench (markbench), 信区: Returnee
标 题: (轉)一個論壇里白人對亞洲女人(中國)的看法 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 15 17:33:31 2012, 美东)
发信人: Edisonlee (超级赛亚人), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: (轉)一個論壇里白人對亞洲女人(中國)的看法
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Apr 20 02:20:34 2012, 美东)
转帖,大家有的放矢
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~zz分界线
前几天纯属无聊,去看朋友在facebook上加入的群体,有一个叫"asian girls who
love white guys",因好奇进去看看,其中有一个帖子叫“Why do Asian chix hate
themselves??”,想看看这年头的傻逼都写些什么狗屎东西,所以又进去看了:
Semms like they wanna erase ... 阅读全帖
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 看看美帝怎么算计大宋的
http://www.strategypage.com/htmw/htlead/articles/20120807.aspx
Can't We All Just Obey China?
China recently declared that most of the 3.5 million square kilometers South
China Sea had become Sansha, the latest Chinese city. The area China claims
is within the city limits comprises over two million square kilometers of
largely open ocean and a few hundred tiny islands and reefs, many of which
are only above water during low tide. Sansha is administered from one of the
Paracel islands (Woody Islan... 阅读全帖
H****g
发帖数: 14447
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1. 桉树叶子有毒,消耗地下水(water-sucking)。
a. An essential oil extracted from Eucalyptus leaves contains compounds that
are powerful natural disinfectants and can be toxic in large quantities.
Several marsupial herbivores, notably koalas and some possums, are
relatively tolerant of it. The close correlation of these oils with other
more potent toxins called formylated phloroglucinol compounds allows koalas
and other marsupial species to make food choices based on the smell of the
leaves. For koalas, these ... 阅读全帖
I******a
发帖数: 3812
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评论挺好玩儿。
http://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2010/08/03/evolution-of-high
Evolution of High IQ’s in Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese
A commenter asks the reason for the high IQ’s of Ashkenazi Jews:
What accounts for the higher Ashkenazi IQ? Is it from living in a cold
climate in eastern Europe instead of in their original sunny Mediterranean
homeland? Or perhaps Slavic genes?
Apparently selection. When the Ashkenazim went to Europe, Talmudic Judaism
unfolded around 1000 CE or so, and in order to be a Je... 阅读全帖
d**********i
发帖数: 2036
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发信人: sandiegowind (wind from sandiego), 信区: Rainbow
标 题: [bssd]第一次sm经历
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 19 21:50:32 2012, 美东)
一直对SM充满幻想。作为一个小受,有时候甚至觉得被插也只是满足心理上SM的倾向而
不是肉体上有快感。后来在网上认识了一个米国小帅哥,二十四五岁的样子,留着寸寸
的头发,特别像监狱里的Scofield。开始时候我们瞎聊聊,后来我说其实我一直幻想被
虐的情景。他回说他特别想虐我,只是没经验,让我周末去跟他试一次。
周五下午五六点钟的时候,他给我发短信,让我去路边等他,他来接我。他短信里就开
始显出主人威严来:准时到,不许迟到,把内裤脱掉。我看到这个短信的时候,心扑通
扑通的开始使劲儿跳,一下子进入了角色。我乖乖去卫生间脱掉内裤,下楼在路边等他。
没两分钟他就来到了。上车之后,他开车带我去他住的house。距离很远,天越来越黑
,路越开越静,心理有点点怕怕的。不过想到我们聊了这么久,我对他性情也有所了解
,于是放下心来。
半小时后车开到他住的地方,一个环境很幽... 阅读全帖
O*******d
发帖数: 20343
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抄一段yahoo网民的抱怨
Lets see in USA you cannot drive past the White House now for what 10 years,
model airplanes have been banned in most major cities for years 100% of the
time. We weld down sewer drain and access panels for presidential visits
and post snipers around the area, block all public and private transit from
entery near where the president is ( I remember that one sucked I was
interviewing Philly and had to walk 25 blocks in my suit for interview-new
shoes suck) it is illigal to have a boo... 阅读全帖
d*****n
发帖数: 3084
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来自主题: Military版 - 贪不贪,是性格决定了的
这个我相信。
我有一对儿女可以观察人性,我女儿天生就很有占有欲,而我儿子就天生的大气。护士
说有的baby天生比别的需要多点suck,没有东西在嘴里,那么就把舌头伸出来suck。
这个后天是可以通过环境来改变的,但是如果环境也不是那么鼓励,那么肯定会保持下
去。
我不知道是不是基因,也许是胎儿时期的环境影响了baby的性格,也许是童年时候的环
境影响了成年以后的性格。
我相信有些人就是本性就比别人贪。还有老中好赌可能是血液里。
G***G
发帖数: 16778
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taobao and tianmao suck!!!!!!
just bought three items.
All of them are with poor quality. Nearly 75% of users complained the poor
quality of their buying. It didn't happen just to me. Nearly all seller in
taobao and tianmao are very mean.
The seller are reluctant to refund. Shipping fee of return are on me.
3% charge for oversea users is not be refundable (taobao and alipay suck!)
D**S
发帖数: 24887
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Then it is their fate. They need to suck it up.
Chinese people also oftentimes cause their own miseries, so what? Don't they
also need to suck it up?
f********t
发帖数: 6999
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: tx1223 (低调WSN), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: (轉)一個論壇里白人對亞洲女人(中國)的看法 PS:文章涉及到很多侮辱中國女性的話 請各位hold住
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jun 2 00:38:27 2013, 美东)
转自人人,可能是老贴了,鉴于最近外F话题比较热所以拿出来供参考
前几天纯属无聊,去看朋友在facebook上加入的群体,有一个叫"asian girls who
love white guys",因好奇进去看看,其中有一个帖子叫“Why do Asian chix hate
themselves??”,想看看这年头的傻逼都写些什么狗屎东西,所以又进去看了:
Semms like they wanna erase every trace of chinese/ vietnamese heritage.
I barly see any china girls saying proudly: I'm Chinese! You do not have to
feel ... 阅读全帖
c*****g
发帖数: 21627
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: lufkin (卢浮金), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 一个老美对盲目外F东亚女的评价,有真感情的不予评论
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jun 10 15:57:31 2013, 美东)
57. Asian women are the lowest and most pathetic race of women in the world
because they are so willing to sellout their race, culture and country and
are such self haters of their race and men. I find it absolutely hilarious.
No other race of women in the world is like this, NONE. And that's why us
white men actually laugh behind their backs when they are bu... 阅读全帖
T**********e
发帖数: 29576
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Review: Elon Musk's Hyperloop is a Giant Tesla Racetrack
Elon Musk‘s Hyperloop plans have been unveiled. As widely predicted, he
wants to shoot passengers down a low pressure tube. The twist is that the
hyperloop doesn’t require the very low pressure that, I and others had
assumed. Instead, the trains – or pods in Musk’s terms – have huge front
mounted fans that suck in the on coming air.
The core design problem that all high speed travel faces is what to do about
the air the vehicle runs into. ... 阅读全帖
l********g
发帖数: 6760
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民主党sucks
华裔民主党更加sucks
b*********s
发帖数: 823
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来自主题: Military版 - escort 术语大全 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: alex100 (alex100), 信区: Sex
标 题: escort 术语大全
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 2 21:43:34 2014, 美东)
AAMP Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment
instead of a commercial storefront.
AAMP Asian-American Massage Parlor. This is the politically correct acronym.
AFF Adult Friend Finder (a popular USA dating website)
AFF Asian Friend Finder (a popular Asian dating website)
Agency A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group
of providers.
... 阅读全帖
g***x
发帖数: 1587
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马老板有两个蛋蛋,决木有妨碍你去suck的意思。只是爷觉得恶心,好心给你提个醒
。既然碍着你们的兴致了,爷就不吭声了。你继续suck。
f********4
发帖数: 2883
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来自主题: Military版 - 英美为何对香港始乱终弃?
正是这样。可是中国人很大一部分都没有这种靠自己争取的志气和智慧,总是喜欢通过
各种方式哪怕是旁门邪道去占别人的便宜。这是我跟他们说的:
The Westerners ain’t no fools. They know you HK Chinese are just a bunch of
Yellow Perils who are trying to take a free lunch from the White men. They
aren’t going to let you steal their success, their glories. And they know
you are the most despicable, and most dangerous. Today, the White men are
more powerful than you own Chinese people, so you trample your own people to
suck up to the White men. Tomorrow, perhaps the Black me... 阅读全帖
P*******t
发帖数: 332
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来自主题: Military版 - 金灿荣舌战邱震海
These cocksuckers are so loyal and pathetic that they keep sucking even when
the cock is getting soft and can't get hard anymore, arguing that the cock
they are sucking is still the best because your cock can't get so soft.
S**b
发帖数: 1883
35
来自主题: Military版 - 我来告诉你我为啥支持TG
We succeed academically but SUCK at real life.
由于我们suck at real life, 我们对现在real life 的一切现象都非常不满,非常悲
愤。从美国的黑三穆到国内的外F,从老板的压迫到老婆的怒吼,向往共产主义,排斥
资本主义。
美国生活里的点点滴滴都让人憋屈。最憋屈的是还不能抱怨,一抱怨人家就说“你整天
骂美国还呆在这里干嘛?”,“干嘛不有点正能量”,一下吧你嘴堵住。诶我闹不明白
了,你们美国不是言论自由社会吗,怎么还不让人抱怨了?
唯一让我感到有点舒服的是TG或者国内企业做的任何对抗美国的举动,你说,“什么南
沙建岛,华为横扫欧洲,和你有啥关系?”。不错是没啥关系。但是TG是唯一一个可以
让我感到让美国有挫折感,从而减轻自己挫折感的一个虚幻的‘帮手’。就像一个
imaginary friend, 帮我出气。
我相信这个班上70%以上支持TG的都是这么个心理状态。
d********1
发帖数: 1698
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来自主题: Military版 - 其实喝牛奶更残忍
I totally agree with you: human being are sick...
suck milk!!! go to suck your own mom tits!!
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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当初在IBM当秘书,跪在桌子底下 suck dicks, suck到两个膝盖摩出糨子。好歹人家也
是劳动致富么。琐男不要妒忌。
K********y
发帖数: 5068
38
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: 惠普女有一点琐男不服不行,她干事非常敬业
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Sep 17 19:41:27 2015, 美东)
当初在IBM当秘书,跪在桌子底下 suck dicks, suck到两个膝盖摩出糨子。
好歹人家也是劳动致富么。琐男不要妒忌。
K********y
发帖数: 5068
39
Thanks for sharing the valuable information.

发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: 惠普女有一点琐男不服不行,她干事非常敬业
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Sep 17 19:41:27 2015, 美东)
当初在IBM当秘书,跪在桌子底下 suck dicks, suck到两个膝盖摩出糨子。
好歹人家也是劳动致富么。琐男不要妒忌。
L***6
发帖数: 8307
40
来自主题: Military版 - Youtube上评论暴虐白垃圾
讲台狗华航747坠毁的纪录片 一群白垃圾二逼出来乱喷 他妈的 好好修理一下这些
白垃圾
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOljI6ZecE
James Slattery 1 month ago
Made in China = Shit. Repaired in China = It doesn't matter how well you
made it in the first place, we'll turn it into Chinese shit.
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Qiushi 1 month ago
+James Slattery China Airlines has nothing to do with China. It is a Taiwan
Airline company. Not like that trolls like you would do the research.
·

James Slattery 1 month ago
+Qiushi Taiwan in just off t... 阅读全帖
w**e
发帖数: 855
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来自主题: Military版 - what is forceable oral sodomy?
oral sodomy is when someone forces you to suck and\or lick their sex organs
such as the penis, testes, vagania, vula, etc, or when someone perfroms oral
sex of any kind on you without your permission.
I Told Mike That I Didn't Wanted To Suck His Penis, So He Committed Oral
Sodomy Against Me And Made Me Do It Anyways!
l*y
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来自主题: Military版 - Neil Young: “Fuck You, Donald Trump”
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Neil Young: “Fuck You, Donald Trump”
Chris DeVille @chrisdeville | 4:59 pm
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Neil Young
CREDIT: Ross Gilmore/Redferns
Neil Young, a fervent Bernie Sanders supporter, has not been fond of Donald
Trump using his song “Rockin’ In The Free World” at campaign events. Last
year Young asked Trump to stop using the song and issued a statement
explaining his opposition to the Republican candidate. That inspired Trum... 阅读全帖
T****i
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虽说他辱华行为不能容忍,但这个翻译也太搞了。我怀疑他说的是“stinks",意思是"
sucks"。他又没上场去闻。这就像我对你说:”You stink",可我没有去俄勒冈闻你臭
不臭,我也不想去闻,所以我的意思是“You suck"。
W*******n
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Has Donald J. Trump Actually Hurt You? (modified 10/31/16)
Limin Wang
10/18/2016
The political opponents and many of the mainstream media have
painted Donald J. Trump as a dude unfit for the U.S.A.
presidency
with a variety of brushes and paint. Please allow me to lead
the
talk on some issues. His history of actions, not just words,
should
give us more clues.
1) Is Donald J. Trump a white supremacist? an immigrant
phobicist?
Black neurologist Ben Carson is neither crazy nor stupid, and
he
appear... 阅读全帖
D**********r
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Word Offensiveness
1. felch 83% (click to vote)
2. cunt 83% (click to vote)
3. Alabama hot pocket 83% (click to vote)
4. skullfuck 83% (click to vote)
5. cum dumpster 82% (click to vote)
6. Fucking hell 82% (click to vote)
7. cock-juggling thunder cunt 82% (click to vote)
8. rusty trombone 82% (click to vote)
9. blumpkin 82% (click to vote)
10. Cleveland Steame... 阅读全帖
G****e
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一堆不认识的词,
1. felch 83% (click to vote)
2. cunt 83% (click to vote)
3. Alabama hot pocket 83% (click to vote)
4. skullfuck 83% (click to vote)
5. cum dumpster 82% (click to vote)
6. Fucking hell 82% (click to vote)
7. cock-juggling thunder cunt 82% (click to vote)
8. rusty trombone 82% (click to vote)
9. blumpkin 82% (click to vote)
10. Cleveland Steamer 82% (... 阅读全帖
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