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l****t
发帖数: 36289 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: cmvmei (cmvmei), 信区: USANews
标 题: Re: 擦，学校board meeting上家长被当场逮捕
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jun 21 16:29:52 2014, 美东)
New Hampshire father opposes required reading of ‘pornographic’ novel in
9th grade English
May 5, 2014
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Ben Velderman Ben Velderman
Ben is a communications specialist for EAG and joined in 2010. He is a
former member of the Michigan Education Association.
Archive»
UPDATE: Dad arrested at school board meeting…
VIDEO…
GILFORD, N.H. – Willi... 阅读全帖 |
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s******y
发帖数: 28562 | 3 贴个精选章节：
“‘Relax,’ Matt murmured, and then he sank his teeth into her shoulder. He
pinned her hands over her head and ground his hips against hers. She could
feel his erection, hot against her stomach.
” … She couldn’t remember ever feeling so heavy, as if her heart were
beating between her legs. She clawed at Matt’s back to bring him closer.
“‘Yeah,’ he groaned, and her pushed her thighs apart. And then suddenly
Matt was inside her, pumping so hard that she scooted backward on the carpet
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w*********a
发帖数: 9279 | 5 我查了一下 Urban Dictionary，解释如下：
A whore/teen whose only purpose and use in life is to receive sufficient
amounts of sperm all over her body. (most often in her mouth).
Oh my god, look at that semen receptacle, shes dripping with cum!
Urban Dictionary 是很好的字典，想融入美国社会，说地道英语，必备。 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 6 那southpark也有，cartman把semen放进鱼缸，结果长出来seaman文明。哦这集就叫The
Simpsons Already Did It.
葱白 |
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m***y
发帖数: 14763 | 7 应该马上改用政确的表达方式
put his hands down her pants and directly stimulated her genitalia
这个纨绔子弟啊，就是不学无术。要是象老汉这样多读点书，不就不会说出什么抓猫来
了吗？
你们伢们也来读读名著
(i) Wednesday, November 15, 1995
Ms. Lewinsky testified that she had her first sexual contact with the
President on the evening of Wednesday, November 15, 1995, while she was an
intern at the White House. Two times that evening, the President invited Ms.
Lewinsky to meet him near the Oval Office.(15) On the first occasion,
the President took Ms. L... 阅读全帖 |
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S*********g
发帖数: 24893 | 8 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: StephenKing (金博士), 信区: USANews
标 题: trump啥时候突袭性奴岛，击毙娈童癖希拉里？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Nov 19 14:31:31 2016, 美东)
各位川粉和你们的川大大，有为民除害的打算吗？
“hotdog” = boy
“pizza” = girl
“cheese” = little girl
“pasta” = little boy
“ice cream” = male prostitute
“walnut” = person of colour
“map” = semen
“sauce” = orgy |
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l******8
发帖数: 9475 | 9 顺便把怎样带回也发在这里.
这么大小的狗可以随机走. 来美前到当地动植物检疫局认证的当地宠物医院打狂犬针
(来美前30+天以前, 因为狂犬针要求注射30天以上), 并记录好狂犬针的牌子, 批号,
有效期等 - 最好把标签保存好. 登机前10 ~ 15天之内(请查看航空公司的要求)做体
检, 然后到当地动植物检疫局换发(国际)证明. 加拿大较严, 检疫证明72小时有效. 犬
笼千万不能小, 而且千万别忘水和犬笼外面多放一份犬粮. 加拿大海关太严, 若他们认
为你有虐待动物之处, 有可能不让动物入关.
http://www.cdc.gov/animalimportation/dogs.html
https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/55/related/1/~/requirements-for
-importing-animal-semen-into-the-u.s.
美国海关一般仅要求打狂犬针的证明. 进关时要声明是自家宠物, 免关税. 最好买外
航直飞的机票, 这样可提前给狗订好有氧仓且安全. 犬的航空笼不可太小, 犬... 阅读全帖 |
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t******g
发帖数: 3641 | 11 http://www.neighborhoodcats.org/HOW_TO_RELEASING_FIV_FELV_POSIT
我喜欢最后那段的一句话：“it's about improving the situation, not about
making it perfect. ”
希望和在帮助小动物的路上还在犹豫的宠友们一起共勉。我不会再犹豫是不是给猫找到
了perfect的家，只要能达到threshold的，就比他们在外面流浪强。这就是improving
。但是如果我因为不忍心，不去做，那么他们仍然还是在流浪，有可能明天后天就不在
了……
Releasing FIV/FeLV Positive Cats
Neighborhood Cats opposes euthanizing any feral cat simply because he or she
tests positive for FIV (feline immuno-deficiency virus) or FeLV (feline
leukemia virus). If the cat shows no act... 阅读全帖 |
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y*********u
发帖数: 14561 | 12 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
tang318 (beck) 于 (Tue Nov 9 20:54:02 2010, 美东) 提到:
朋友毕业回国了。留了两只狗在美国。请问如何能把狗运回国。版上有没有有经验的告
知。
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xiaochaiyu (真身) 于 (Tue Nov 9 21:02:20 2010, 美东) 提到:
估计要找专门的公司吧
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laosong8 (laosong8) 于 (Tue Nov 9 22:49:20 2010, 美东) 提到:
既然无人吱声, 我来充回大铆钉.
1. 确定出发和目的地.
2. 查那家公司飞. 最好直飞. 若不是太远, 就麻烦LZ送到可直飞的机场. 有时美国国内的航班太小, 无法装大型犬笼.
3. 根据犬只大小并到该航空公司网站上查对航空犬笼大小的要求. 一般狗站直后头顶好象有5厘米左右空间......
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c**2
发帖数: 8496 | 13 simple examinations at doctors. draw your blood for several tests, and your
uterus ultrasound, and LG's semen to check sperm counts. Then you will
know why. |
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s*r
发帖数: 2757 | 14 so only semen will be seminal |
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d*********r
发帖数: 11979 | 15 很不错，很抒情，不过，
semen 又得说你浅了，呵呵。 |
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T******d
发帖数: 2139 | 16 淑女纯男不必往下看了。如果不是，请放心看下去。这是我昨天许诺的Ginsberg的“恶心”诗。我的一些说明附录在后面。
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[Please Master]
Please master can I touch your cheek
please master can I kneel at your feet
please master can I loosen your blue pants
please master can I gaze at your golden haired belly
please master can I gently take down your shorts
please master can I have your thighs bare to my eyes
please master can I take off your clothes below your chair
please master can I kiss your ankles and soul
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w********h
发帖数: 12367 | 18 Antichrist: A Discussion
Posted In Featured,Web Exclusives
Dense, shocking, and thought-provoking, Lars von Trier’s Antichrist is a
film which calls for careful analysis. This web-exclusive exchange between
Film Quarterly editor Rob White and philosopher Nina Power is meant as a
first attempt at the in-depth debate that this major film deserves.
SPOILER WARNING: Please be aware that the piece assumes familiarity with
Antichrist and does contain major plot spoilers. For ease of reference, a
synop... 阅读全帖 |
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r*****e
发帖数: 1196 | 19 哈哈，你让我想到了这个——
Hair Gel
Semen that is being used to style hair
In the movie "There's Something About Mary", Cameron Diaz's character Mary
asks Ben Stiller's character Ted "Is that... is that hair gel? " and
proceeds to wipe fresh cum off his left ear to style her hair with, without
waiting for his answer. |
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R********y
发帖数: 4018 | 21 薏仁（拉丁Semen Coicis英文名Coix Seed）又名薏苡仁、苡米、苡仁，土玉米，薏米
、起实、薏珠子、草珠珠、回回米、米仁、六谷子。是常用的中药．又是普遍、常吃的
食物，性味甘淡微寒，有利水消肿、健脾去湿、舒筋除痹、清热排脓等功效，为常用的
利水渗湿药。薏仁又是一种美容食品，常食可以保持人体皮肤光泽细腻，消除粉刺、斑
雀、老年斑、妊娠斑、蝴蝶斑，对脱屑、痤疮、皲裂、皮肤粗糙等都有良好疗效。
http://baike.baidu.com/view/90146.htm |
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T*R
发帖数: 25894 | 22 薏仁（拉丁Semen Coicis英文名Coix Seed）....
拉丁文semem，吓我一跳。
各位大厨有没有下来来的方子？要本地找得到原材料的哈。 |
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g*d
发帖数: 6969 | 23 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: ruomu (ruomu), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 我出国招你惹你了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 13 20:50:21 2010, 美东)
我最后重申一次这日志只写的我自己,别人我不管,
别跟我扯英国法国的时区,我只在乎,美国马里兰州巴尔的摩]
前阵有人总结了 我就想说说我遇见的,
我愤怒点低.
1.许久没见,也没联系过的一个连称为朋友都勉为其难的一个男的
平常绝对不说话 每当我要回国了
此人:姐~过年/暑假回来么
我:回
此人:给我带个XXX吧~这个XXX随着时间的流逝 慢慢的从itouch,iphone,升级到了
iphone4，ipad.
然后那些连见都没见过的我就都不想说了.
2.
XX:美国好么
我:一般说不上多好
XX:我就讨厌你这样装b的 不好你去干嘛 身在福中不知福
3.刚发生的
XX:回国了吗?
我:没回
XX:不回了吧?
凭什么我就不回了?
4.让你帮翻译作业神马的那都是浮云,你还真别不高兴知道么?看姐遇到什么极品了.
XX:在么
我:在
XX:帮我翻译毕业论文... 阅读全帖 |
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p**********r
发帖数: 3581 | 24 说孜然，大家都知道，英格丽是叫cumin.可能有人不知道了，这没关系，就怕有人记错
了，发错音。
多年前听来的故事：
一女生来美不久，和老公去超市想买孜然，遍寻不见，就喊来小二，问有没有semen卖？
小二做痴呆状，女生就进一步解释，就是一种调味品，我们中国人做饭常用的，
这时老公冲过来想捂老婆嘴已经晚了，小二见来了救星，指着男的说，他应该可以给你。 |
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s*******y
发帖数: 46535 | 26 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: laocat (猫老), 信区: Joke
标 题: Re: 擦，学校board meeting上家长被当场逮捕 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jun 22 20:46:24 2014, 美东)
发信人: cmvmei (cmvmei), 信区: USANews
标 题: Re: 擦，学校board meeting上家长被当场逮捕
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jun 21 16:29:52 2014, 美东)
New Hampshire father opposes required reading of ‘pornographic’ novel in
9th grade English
May 5, 2014
submit to reddit
Ben Velderman Ben Velderman
Ben is a communications specialist for EAG and joined in 2010. He is a
former member of the Michigan ... 阅读全帖 |
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r********r
发帖数: 109 | 27 ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
and the ‘‘Kinderwunschzentrum’’ Go¨ ttingen for
providing semen. |
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e*******1
发帖数: 117 | 28 Cardiac imaging is huge and growing. CT coronary angio is growing. Cardiac
MRI has huge potential. PET MPI is coming. If you focus on developing these
imaging systems, you might be able to find a position in big companies like
GE, SEMENS,or PHILIPS. |
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