l*******u
发帖数: 1288 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: jn74612001 (TCO), 信区: USANews
标 题: 全本 transcript Joe Wong at RTDC dinner
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Mar 24 01:14:27 2010, 美东)
根据youtube录像听写。各位仁兄看明白了英语领会了笑话之后再来评论吧。[]里是欧
加的注。
Joe Wong口语要比99%的北美wsn强。
Joe Wong对美国文化政治的了解要比99%的北美wsn深。
Joe Wong有喜剧天赋，甩包袱的时机一流。
台风有待磨练。
Good evening everyone, my name is Joe Wong.But to most people, I am known as
Who?, which is actually my mother's maiden name and the answer to my credit
card security question.
But joking aside I just want to reassu |
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l*******u
发帖数: 1288 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: jn74612001 (TCO), 信区: USANews
标 题: 全本 transcript Joe Wong at RTDC dinner
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Mar 24 01:14:27 2010, 美东)
根据youtube录像听写。各位仁兄看明白了英语领会了笑话之后再来评论吧。[]里是欧
加的注。
Joe Wong口语要比99%的北美wsn强。
Joe Wong对美国文化政治的了解要比99%的北美wsn深。
Joe Wong有喜剧天赋，甩包袱的时机一流。
台风有待磨练。
Good evening everyone, my name is Joe Wong.But to most people, I am known as
Who?, which is actually my mother's maiden name and the answer to my credit
card security question.
But joking aside I just want to reassu |
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m******u
发帖数: 153 | 3 尝试解读Joe Wang这句笑话：life is kind of like peeing into the snow
再看上下文（附后）：
上上下下和肤色有关系。
我觉得他是说，雪是白色的，白人多的国家，pee是黄色的。
白人太多，黄种人没有多大影响呀。。。。
from: 发信人: jn74612001 (TCO), 信区: USANews
标 题: 全本 transcript Joe Wong at RTDC dinner
After becoming a US citizen, I immediately registered vote for Obama/Biden.
Thank you very much. You had me at "Yes we can". That was their campaign
slogan. So after getting Obama/Biden elected, I felt this power trip. And I
started to think maybe I should run for president myself. W |
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k***n
发帖数: 11247 | 5 geez, maybe somebody should contact joe wong and ask him to provide the
transcript |
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p****m
发帖数: 860 | 7 多谢啊！ Scott Brown和Kill Bill那里原先没听懂，这下明白了。 |
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d*******1
发帖数: 8 | 8 Great transcript, thanks for the hard work, I think you made your point
clear :) |
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h********i
发帖数: 1303 | 11 They should have [get passed] Brad Pitt, or even Angelina Jolie.
So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight and I prepared for
months for tonight show and I [showed to] the white house and [about]
President Obama, that was when he decided not to come. |
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p****s
发帖数: 3184 | 12 If elected, I will make same sex marriage not only legal but required. That
will get me the youth vote.
I think it is "youth vote", not "union vote".
Union has nothing to do with same sex, while youth, in particular college
students, typically live together in a dorm with same sex people. |
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p****s
发帖数: 3184 | 13 I think journalism is the last refuge for punks.
==> I think journalism is the last refuge for puns.
Immediately after that, "naysayer" is a pun.
demagogury ==> demagoguery
You know,cause I had always been a merryless[?] and pessimistic guy
==> You know,cause I had always been a morose and pessimistic guy.
Morose and pessimistic are synonyms. |
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c*****a
发帖数: 1577 | 14 i think the "who cares" also一个双关语 “Hu cares!”, 响应他前面的Hu |
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s******e
发帖数: 51 | 15 同意，我觉得也是youth vote, union vote 与后面afraid of marriage联系不上
That |
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s******e
发帖数: 51 | 16 也同意是pun而不是punk， the punchline lies in the "naysayer" |
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s******e
发帖数: 51 | 17 还有那个bumper sticker，不是bump sticker
总的来说这个文本还真不错，我之前搞不明白的笑话现在都明白了，特别是入籍那几个
问题，second admendment...Roe versus Wade... |
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c*****a
发帖数: 1577 | 19 "When I graduated from Rice........", is Rice Univ 是个笑点吗？因为中国人吃
米？我已开始还以为编的，没想到黄西还真是rice u 出来的
就像她妈妈并不一定姓胡 |
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s****n
发帖数: 4902 | 20 我觉得是lazier,是说记者们懒得作调查，胡编乱造，报告新闻就象讲笑话，所以他说
journalists are considered my peers。 |
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l*******7
发帖数: 168 | 21 没有你之前那个帖子里一个牛人听得准
They should have the guy cast by Brad Pitt, or even Angelina Jolie. ???
I think journalism is the last refuge for puns.
Only on the newspaper can you say things like, "I was born in the year of
the horse, and that is why I'm a naysayer"
And I showed the White House my jokes about President Obama.
That is when he decided not to come.
And he started to talk about immigration reforms.
Take that Stephen Colbert.
If elected, I will make same-sex marriage not only legal, but required |
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l**y
发帖数: 17 | 22 Nah. It should be naysayer, that is why is related to the horse. |
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d*******y
发帖数: 1154 | 23 I think he is soooooooooooo funny and his English is so good |
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g***j
发帖数: 248 | 29 下面这一段为什么觉得好笑呢，就算是中文我也不觉得好笑。。。
现场的好笑这么多次：
"When I was in elementary school,as part of the curriculum, I had
to work in a rice paddy right next to a quarry where they use explosives to
break rocks. And that was when I learned light travels fast than sound,
which is almost as slow as a flying rock. My dad was a grumpy guy, but
occasionally he would cheer me up with jokes. But he doesn't do it right.
When I was seven one day he said to me, "Hey, son,why is tofu better than
centralized socialist econ |
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g***j
发帖数: 248 | 30 "So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight and I prepared for
months for tonight show and I [not very clear] the white house and [not very
clear] by President Obama, that was when he decided not to come. "
should be: ==>
So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight and I prepared for
months for tonight show and I showed to white house my jokes about President
Obama -- that was why he decided not to come. |
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s****n
发帖数: 4902 | 31 精彩的是下一句he started to talk about immigration reforms。台下的听众过了好
一会才会过意来：you bastard,I'll make the immigration law not to let you
badass in the country and become a citizen...
for
very
for
President |
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a*****o
发帖数: 209 | 32 不错。就是有一个地方不对
I think journalism is the last refuge for punks。。不是punks， 是puns。是反
语。 |
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t****t
发帖数: 291 | 35 不错。
So to be honest, I was really honored to be here tonight and I prepared for
months for tonight show and I [not very clear] the white house and [not very
clear] by President Obama,
这两个框里的单词印象中第一个是他去了white house预言然后也表演给obama看了。 |
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t****t
发帖数: 291 | 36 不过翻译人似乎没有懂他那个“who”其实是在拿胡锦涛开玩笑呢，hu cares意思是中
国care啦。
brad pitt和angelina jolie那一句有没有人听懂的？ |
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w*******g
发帖数: 9932 | 37 no. who cares really means who cares
the autobiography should say brad pitt or angelina jolie since it describes
a person so much more attractive than joe biden |
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f******r
发帖数: 389 | 39 我觉得不是。Who（Hu）和胡景涛一点关系都没有，说的是他妈妈的Maiden Name，他一
开始就说的。他要选总统，当然说的是他自己的家庭，和胡景涛扯不上关系。他的意思是他家Care，另一层就是Who cares了。其实这个在之前就出现过了，就是I grew up in China, Who(Hu) didn't. 也是两层意思 |
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w*******g
发帖数: 9932 | 40 是他的口音啊. 干嘛装的. 听不清是因为这是实况录音, 效果不行 |
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H******7
发帖数: 34403 | 41 当然和胡面团有关系。因为这班人都在白宫里，和HU的事打交道还是比较多的，所以说
HU他们会明白，
换成酒巴里讲这个笑话就不适合了 |
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f******r
发帖数: 389 | 42 我觉得肯定不是指胡景涛，而是指他自己家庭。如果指胡景涛，一点都不好笑，而且也
没法当竞选总统的口号。在酒吧里讲这个笑话一样有这个效果，因为他第一句话就说了
hu是他妈妈的姓。 |
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H******7
发帖数: 34403 | 44 如果不是胡涛涛，老美哪里会知道还有WHO作姓的？别忘了布什的笑话，还有联合国秘
书长coffee |
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H******7
发帖数: 34403 | 45 其实JOE这次就相当于大山上春晚。老美肯定相对地对他宽容，有一点点到位就笑得特
别灿烂了。看他说自己是公民了，下面老美都巴拉巴拉鼓掌。 |
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c********h
发帖数: 7827 | 46 这个比喻不当。看joe wang采访录，他还羡慕对方（在中国说相声的老美）容易，第一
次登台就是和老侯合作上cctv. 他说了n年才第一会上电视。 |
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w*******g
发帖数: 9932 | 47 有点这个意思. 不过他的笑话还是很topical的 |
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f******r
发帖数: 389 | 48 正因为老美从胡景涛知道了中国有胡这个姓，所以这个笑话里说的根本不需要是胡惊涛。 |
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l******e
发帖数: 12192 | 49 而且，按黄希的意思，就算他当总统了，那时中国的主席也未必姓胡。
涛。 |
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f******r
发帖数: 389 | 50 估计还是有点不一样，国人是有自卑感，所以有洋大人说相声，有点受宠若惊，是一定
要鼓励的。老美心里没这种感觉。 |
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