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t*******i
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一、汉语直奔“脐下三寸”现象
逗比,屌丝,逼格,撕逼,傻逼,牛逼,尼玛,你妹,卧槽,妈蛋,小婊砸,草泥
马,屎上最牛逼,吓尿了,然并卵,不须放屁……这些词汇不仅在男人嘴里经常冒出,
在女性嘴里也十分顺溜的说出;不仅在网络世界闹腾得欢,而且在纸媒上也十分火爆—
—据说“逗比”的使用频率超过了“抢红包”,独占鳌头。看来汉语直奔生殖、排泄、
脐下三寸、下三路的势头越来越猛,无人可以撄其锋。相比之下,帅哥、美女、高富帅
、白富美、小鲜肉、老腊肉这类直奔身体、金钱的说法似乎显得比较温柔敦厚;而“不
须放屁”则有万夫不当之势,极具扫平环宇的领袖气质;“千万只草泥马在胸中奔涌而
出”有足够的语言机智,简直可以与诗坛大佬相媲美;“然并卵”婉转曲折、纡徐回转
,颇有兴观群怨的教化功能。
当年,工体五万人曾经发出气壮山河的呐喊,“傻逼”的喊声直冲霄汉,可谓“踢
球不够,骂声来凑”。要是以这种特有的足球文化作为资格,去申办世界杯足球举办权
,估计会手到擒来。在国骂的基础上,我们直奔下三路的创造力得到充分的迸发,遥遥
领先于语言在其他领域的创造。无论是市井草根,还是学界大佬,似乎不爆几句粗口,
不飚几句狂话,... 阅读全帖
L***6
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来自主题: Stock版 - 脱欧危机已过
各国央行长期超发货币,信用控制放松,所以政府和企业不怕借不到钱,债的收益率就
很低,宽松货币政策就是要刺激实体经济,希望大家借钱去投入实体,去搞研发,搞创
业,提高生产力,拉升新的产业出现,但是这些cheap money都在寻找其它的asset
class取得短期利益,比如股票,在中国就是房地产特别是有刚需的地方的房产,因为
投入实体的风险太大,政府监管多,回报周期长
所以Bill Gross那个ugly motherfucker天天喊着加息 喊着美股崩盘 这样它的债市流
动性才能恢复 现在bonds收益率那么差 钱都只能去股市 而且随着fed加息预期下调 钱
也会回流commodity和贵金属 这些都是前两年被美国加息预期误伤的asset classes

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s********t
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: starlightt (星光大姐大), 信区: USANews
标 题: 川普必须特赦Cohen,Manafort,Flynn别无选择!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Sep 15 00:14:50 2018, 美东)
川普必须特赦Cohen,Manafort,Flynn别无选择!
尼玛,本来什么事情都没有,就因为给你工作惹来了横祸。
按Mueller这种查法,尼玛美国100%的人口会进监狱
强烈建议川普在Cohen,Manafort,Flynn庭审判决出来后第一时间(一分钟以内
?是非有操作空间?)宣布对Cohen,Manafort,Flynn的特赦令!
然后(中期选举以后),聘请Cohen,Manafort,Flynn出任总统高级顾问,最高法院院
长,党委书记。
摩洛哥逼,气死Mueller这帮motherfucker狗娘养的。

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来自主题: Stock版 - AAPL
only 2 dollars profit in calls
fuck you , apple, you useless motherfucker.
fuck you.
S*********k
发帖数: 507
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来自主题: Immigration版 - Vincent Chin
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: Shuttleduck (梭甲鸟), 信区: Military
标 题: Vincent Chin
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 11 20:40:29 2011, 美东)
I read about Vincent Chin case from a email list from http://www.80-20initiative.net; thought I'd share here:
Quoting part of the email:
"
There are 3 lessons to learn through Vincent Chin's Tragedy.
If we don't learn them, we are bound to relive it. A similar situation
may be brewing in IL & OH! See the last paragraphs.
A Seldom Seen & Frank Summary of Vincent Chin's... 阅读全帖
s***f
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i would like to answer ur questions:
1, mutafkin = motherfucking
2, Simple. i give u a sample: America always wants to be the hero no mather
what happens. In every war the US said that they helped out, they came at the
end of the war and said they won. And now americans have a good president to
guide the great fuckin country. ha ha , how tha fuck could bush ever become
the president r american peopel fuckin stupid or something WTF. And from 9/11
where was the american pride, but i didn't see an
U**8
发帖数: 1921
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Jackel Cheng
10 hours ago
首先向所有香港警察致敬,我在英國一段時間,對於外國所謂人權,民主和自由,從今日見
到這個情況,在英國絕無可能發生,在英國警察首先警告,跟住就旭你,講甚麼人權,你呢
班pk議員,-成日扇風點火,大家有眼見,佢地都有兒有女,試間有邊個pk會比自己的仔女
出黎,成日叫學生出黎砌,自己就唔見人,正狗餅,其實到現在這個地步,有良心香港人應
該要出黎講一句公道說話,今日警察太忍這一班垃圾,如果所有警察同心,一齊上幾佰人
一齊清場,一齊打,可以告邊個,要就全部停職,同佢玩一次,
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Kwok Wa Cheung
50 minutes ago
+UseYourBrain NotYourAss 因為開槍會造成更加混亂, 可能會引至人踩人, 所以相
信佢地好克制只用警棍。佢地EQ真係好高,好佩服。。。。
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則卷小吉
29 minutes ago
完全認同!向所以香港警察致敬!
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oldiespal
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k****8
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来自主题: Boston版 - 凑个热闹,说说个人看法
我看你才是个retarded motherfucking cunt吧。 你说不好吃, 我说好吃, 我就是
小丑?! 你说服务不好, 我说服务好, 我就是小丑?! 老ID, 老ID又怎么样?!
一直呆在mitbbs上, 不正好说明你们真实生活中很无聊, 很loser, 才一天到晚只能
在网上混?!
B**********2
发帖数: 767
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【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain5 (beefcurtain5), 信区: NewYork
标 题: Re: 扭腰这个版真是歌舞生平
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 30 16:23:10 2013, 美东)
u r a fucking idiot! do u even watch those late night shows??! have u ever
listened to howard stern, david letterman a tiny bit??! Jimmy Kimmel
idolizes those two, and do u know what sarcastic humor is??!!
people on the stupid westcoast gets all hopped up about nothing! it's not
even racist, not remotely! those idiot IT workers on the westcoast, they are
mothe... 阅读全帖
a*****y
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致在美华人,和所有为人父母者的一封公开信
Recently, Jimmy Kimmel, an ABC talk show host, in a skit called 'kids table'
in his show, asked some 6-year-olds what should be done about America's
debts to China, a boy quickly suggested to "kill everyone in China". Kimmel
chuckled and said, "That's an interesting idea". In a follow-up question he
asked "should we allow the Chinese to live?" and he got mixed answers. Later
he led the discussion to swing towards allowing the Chinese to live but
just so that someone can cont... 阅读全帖
M***e
发帖数: 5360
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来自主题: Indiana版 - 初来乍到,常用英语
A: HI!
B: What the FUCK!
A: Damn it, watsup?
B: You scared the shit out of me, motherfucker.
w****k
发帖数: 6244
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 周末100个城市有游行,大家当心点
this motherfucker is the stupidest fucker in the history
a*****y
发帖数: 311
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致在美华人,和所有为人父母者的一封公开信
Recently, Jimmy Kimmel, an ABC talk show host, in a skit called 'kids table'
in his show, asked some 6-year-olds what should be done about America's
debts to China, a boy quickly suggested to "kill everyone in China". Kimmel
chuckled and said, "That's an interesting idea". In a follow-up question he
asked "should we allow the Chinese to live?" and he got mixed answers. Later
he led the discussion to swing towards allowing the Chinese to live but
just so that someone can cont... 阅读全帖
m****s
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - Get in the slow lane, bitch. (转载)
哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈
this is so much FUN!!!!!!!!
hate this sort of CRAPPY cars. hahahaha
hate hate hate!!
hate hate hate !!!! motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would snap her neck in one second. pregnant, divorced or not.
bitch is lucky she can get a ticket for sure.
m****s
发帖数: 8992
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 呵呵。。。。。
motherfucking market!
幸亏没输钱
m****s
发帖数: 7397
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motherfucking market
m****s
发帖数: 8992
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 地铁里
Motherfucker
-nodickiede0
M****s
发帖数: 825
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - 3/27 good morning new zersi
Motherfucking windchill 18 degree!!!!!
H********k
发帖数: 3950
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - NJTransit火车月票可以用来坐bus么?
When trains are not working on time
On radio they often announce the words "cross honoring...today"
So i guess it is not cross hornored automatically.
Dont know how that works, in your case, trains did run into big delays.
Sue them! Sue the Motherfuckers!
H********k
发帖数: 3950
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来自主题: NewJersey版 - what i want to do and what i dont know
wo wo wo.. waiit a minute
who is buying and selling like a mad man, ugh?
hey aas, i guess the time was MOC yesterday??
hmmm sad. feeling like a frigging day trader.
a frigging day trader
HOT shorts. I would hold for a good period, in and out possible.
i want to see how their motherfucking $800/night MOMA project come to an END.
a*****y
发帖数: 311
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致在美华人,和所有为人父母者的一封公开信
Recently, Jimmy Kimmel, an ABC talk show host, in a skit called 'kids table'
in his show, asked some 6-year-olds what should be done about America's
debts to China, a boy quickly suggested to "kill everyone in China". Kimmel
chuckled and said, "That's an interesting idea". In a follow-up question he
asked "should we allow the Chinese to live?" and he got mixed answers. Later
he led the discussion to swing towards allowing the Chinese to live but
just so that someone can cont... 阅读全帖
j*******r
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
是LONG ISLAND ICE TEA吧
m********u
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
我要是在就跟你们一起去了 唉唉唉

了.
了.
Y*****2
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
Long Beach Iced Tea, similar to Long Island Iced Tea.
cranberry juice instead of Sour mix and Coke.
b*******l
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
赞 名字!靠,名字太黑了,一般人不敢喝
j*******r
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
那我岂不是很危险?
Y*****2
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
恩,就是有点远
学成了给你做
m********u
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
为毛?
a*******8
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
颜色不对~
i*****r
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
太次了...奔个我的

了.
了.
Y*****2
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
恩,真好〉。。。
我家没地方啊
b*******l
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
有钱人啊~~俺还从来没喝过这些酒
b***u
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
这叫专业啊。
Y*****2
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
you should decorate your table like this as well :).
b***u
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
i would hate to assemble a table like that
L******k
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
顶!

了.
了.
b******7
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
能去你家做客不?
s***o
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
问问老师有没有把握用量的心得。
另,大家都用什么shaker?
s***o
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!

赞。看着就舒服。
cream在冰箱?
b***u
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
心里数数。。
拿jigger练,练熟了就能把握数的节奏。[
用的说最简单的,就是一边铁一边玻璃杯
s***o
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
boston shaker.
大家学很快啊,
估计不久就上fancy的flammable drinks。
s***o
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!

这个icetea真气派
有空多奔几张drink的示范。
c******y
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
木有玛格丽特
a*o
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
After Sex on the beach, then motherf**ker....haha....Good series...

了.
了.
l******u
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
这是家吗???明明就是一专业酒吧嘛!!!天天都开cocktail party
i*****r
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
太远,估计你不高兴来
i*****r
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
没人喝的,有时候自己小酌两杯
k****w
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
我靠,哥!!!!!!
j******3
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
厉害。

了.
了.
s**********0
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 奔~~ Adios Motherfucker!
叫酒的時候喊這名字。。bartender會不會以為我在罵他啊。。。。

了.
了.
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