y**g
发帖数: 194 | 1 21.
INT CHINA AIRLINES PLANE
ADAM & RULAN board a China Airlines flight to SHANGHAI. RULAN
is visibly upset. They reach their seats in business class.
ADAM
Hey let's not start on the wrong
foot... OK ?
RULAN JIANG
We almost missta the flight.
ADAM
OK, OK, I said I was sorry. We're
here right? Jeez.
RULAN JIANG
Cheese yourself!
ADAM
I said Jeez, not cheese. It’s an
expression. Oh, whatever.
INT CHINA AIRLINES PLANE - LATER
The plane is cruising along. ADAM sleeps with his mouth
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 2 看过一点，估计第一本 1/3， 除了那些东西，没什么情节，没兴趣就没看了。。
fifty shades of grey 很多女人喜欢看，在车上见过，在沙滩里也见到一边晒太阳，
一边看。
以前看到这个 amazon.com 的评论，笑喷了：这是最多人喜欢的 review。。2万多个喜
欢。。哈哈哈。
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2JF7E91JJVHAT/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpn
Did a teenager write this???, April 15, 2012
This review is from: Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades
Trilogy (Paperback)
I really don't like writing bad reviews. I admire people who have the
courage to put pen to paper and expose themselves to the whole world,
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发帖数: 25262 | 3 amazon 的这个几万人喜欢的 review, 至今难忘。。太搞了：哈哈哈。。
25,266 of 26,237 people found the following review helpful
Did a teenager write this???
By meymoon TOP 50 REVIEWER on April 15, 2012
Format: Paperback Verified Purchase
I really don't like writing bad reviews. I admire people who have the
courage to put pen to paper and expose themselves to the whole world,
especially those writing erotica. Having just finished this book, however, I
feel compelled to write a review.
About half way through the book, I look... 阅读全帖 |
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t****z
发帖数: 8931 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: zzmm3000 (dito), 信区: Military
标 题: --------老外看中国：我们一周吃喝嫖赌，中国一周6天造宾馆，第7天休息
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 24 19:56:11 2010, 美东)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E76uJi744Do&feature=player_embedded
事件的起因：有人在youtube上发了一个视频，结果引起各地人民（多数为米国）大量
围观，点击量顷刻
之间上百万之多。当然评论永远要比原视频有意思。
评论：
wazham2 17 小时之前
everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
allin1readerwriter 17 小时之前 @wazham2
It’’s Chinese... learn to differentiate your Asians fool.
这个是中国……学学怎么分辨亚洲人吧白痴。
dinmagic 17 小时之前 @wazham2
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k***n
发帖数: 11247 | 6 jeez, don't cure him, otherwise he might lose his ability to play golf |
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m****e
发帖数: 235 | 8 Tipping is NOT expected in Italy. Why does everyone blast the Zuckerbergs
over their spending habits? it's their money, they can do whatever they want
with it. Maybe they just want to live like normal people...they went to
McDonald, so whats the fuss??
Jeez...You guys are just jealous... |
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S***a
发帖数: 150 | 9 Risk kid's life? Do some google first, jeez, even you r an As* Ho*e, be a
human's As* Ho*e. |
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l*****l
发帖数: 363 | 10 事件的起因：有人在youtube上发了一个视频，结果引起各地人民（多数为米国）大量
围观，点击量顷刻之间上百万之多。当然评论永远要比原视频有意思。
从各地 2000 多评论里挑了 130 条出来，选的标准基本是排除了重复的，纯表赞叹或
纯开骂无多少内容的、跑题跑太远的，还有那些虽然 ID 显示国外但看主页似乎咱自家
留学生或华裔的评论因为时间所限也没翻。被标注推荐比较多的基本都入选了。红色部
分是译文。有出错的地方请大家一定不吝指点 (*^__^*)~ ！
以下是视频和部分评论:
Ark Hotel Construction time lapse building 15 storeys in 2 days！！！
youtube源地址： http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0DSihggio&feature=player_embedded （需Fan墙）
评论：
wazham2 17 小时之前
everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
allin1readerwriter 17... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1014 | 11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E76uJi744Do&feature=player_embedded
事件的起因：有人在youtube上发了一个视频，结果引起各地人民（多数为米国）大量
围观，点击量顷刻
之间上百万之多。当然评论永远要比原视频有意思。
评论：
wazham2 17 小时之前
everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
allin1readerwriter 17 小时之前 @wazham2
It’’s Chinese... learn to differentiate your Asians fool.
这个是中国……学学怎么分辨亚洲人吧白痴。
dinmagic 17 小时之前 @wazham2
This is China.
这个是中国。
LuizLHAM 16 小时之前 @wazham2?
china, dude! china! ！
这是中国，老兄！中国！！
taroliw 4 天之前 4 推荐
A 15-story building /done/ in SIX days?? Wow...... 阅读全帖 |
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y***n
发帖数: 6764 | 12 这个 ... 你老大一贯信口开河我是知道的。
但这个除非上海和北京是两个市场，不然不可能的啊。再说，这外汇黑市不是一直有的
？黑市也要讲信誉的，91，92年那阵子，也就1：9多点的样子。我们家有人出国要换美
金，也有人把美金带回来要换人民币。那时候还有侨汇券，友谊商店也是人人羡慕的，
日本的电器在外服卖的还都是日本原装的。
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w********e
发帖数: 8594 | 13 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRztij26Tfc
Yang Ong 21 minutes ago
Pfft. You're an idiot. Their response of mass genocide was to the question
of 'How do we solve the debt?'. Not 'Which country should we
annihilate?'. Bring a bunch of 6 year old Chinese kids and ask them how do
they pay back America? I GUARANTEE at least 1 of them would suggest to kill
all the Americans. Learn how to take a joke. Jeez. |
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s*******1
发帖数: 188 | 14 Is this New York? Yeah.. then I don't wanna go there. All I see in this
video is ching-chongs.
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Anthony Mayberry
1小时前
Don't go to California either then, punk.
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Simon Cho
38分钟前
+okrazeedits One point I want to make, I won't trash talk you, just give me
10 seconds of your brain.
iPhone is made (designed) in the U.S and if you use them yourself -- you
came to the wrong place to trash talk
iPhone is mostly manufactured by the people who you refer to as, "ching-... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 38600 | 15 I hope he doesn't weirdly hold or pat his hand. That's creepy.
I hope he doesn't refuse to shake his hand. That's downright rude.
I hope he doesn't say idiotic and inappropriate things to embarrass the
people he works for (eg, the American people).
I hope he does not discuss sensitive national and international matters in
an open dining room at Mar-a-Lago.
I hope his Mar-a-Lago guests don't post photos again of the guy carrying the
nuclear codes.
I hope he doesn't double the Mar-a-Lago membershi... 阅读全帖 |
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i********r
发帖数: 12113 | 16 Jeez, what the heck are you talking about? |
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发帖数: 22064 | 17 二战中美国兵因为这个被打死的很多，美国兵对这个怨声载道。
还有，这个跟人多人少有关系吗？
其实，就是拉枪栓的声音，都不这么危险：至少它不告诉对方，我没子弹了。
查到了这个，在韩战中，美军采用“双枪制”：两人配合，一个打，一个压满子弹等着
；等到“砰”一声弹夹弹出，对方露头时，压满子弹的那个就正好开火。
http://thefiringline.com/forums/archive/index.php?t-106892.html
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I once heard, that in close-up fighting, (I believe in the South Pacific),
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发帖数: 7469 | 18 Palin in Asia
Hello Hong Kong! How ya doin’? You know, I want to thank you Hong
Kongians for being such gracious hosts. And I want to thank you for
explaining to me how this country is now a part of China again. Wow, who
knew? Anyhoo, it’s nice to be here. And I’m lovin’ the food. Had me some
of that feng shui stuff for breakfast this morning. Jeez, that was tasty!
Arriving at your superduper airport was a shock for two reasons. The
first, it’s really modern for Asia, home to so many d |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 19 how many days he played golf from day 1?
jeez... |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 20 jeez.
go buy your own condoms, if you want to f*ck around.
waya? |
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z********1
发帖数: 997 | 21 jeez, stop copying jokes from cheap tea bag red neck websites! LOL
obama输？it aint happening. again, 跪安了。 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 22 http://profile.yahoo.com/SUC5GH3CNLX2DCPPNKUYI2WAAI Debra
His “acts of terror” comment was vague in his little speech and were in
relation to 9/11… not Libya. Candy just had to admit she was wrong… jeez…
do you read any???
Even if he said the Libya thing was a terror act (which he did not) why on
God’s green earth did he send out UN Ambassador Rice for weeks, along with
countless others in his admin (or the reporters who suck his ass) talking
about this riot starting it???
From the moment the at... 阅读全帖 |
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p****t
发帖数: 292 | 23 why not tax each gun 1 million a year then we can have world peace and get
rid of global warming.
jeez, you don't just open your mouth and start taxing ppl.
in
,
can
it
You |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 24 by Jammie
I don’t want to even know what sort of focus group they used to come up
with the idiotic term prebuttal. Sounds quite sloppy. Speaking of which, our
old favorite Debbie Blabbermouth-Schultz naturally has a hand in this.
The prebuttal call also included DNC Chairwoman Rep. Debbie Wasserman
Schultz of Florida, Maryland Rep. Chris Van Hollen, and Annette Capella,
introduced as a “senior citizen” and “Medicare recipient from Florida” (
a bio that’s accurate, if not complete—she’s also ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 164 | 25 二战/希特勒 能和现在的美国政治/政党类比吗? 这样类比的目的/结果/结论是什么?
是啊, 你真懂类比. And that’s your insight? 太可笑了吧?
“因为希特勒就是彻头彻尾的精神病人，应该全盘否认。同样，美国如今的liberals没
有什么值得正常人为之妥协的，因为他们完全丧心病狂”
是谁在 “将历史人物和现在的人物一match上”? – 糊乱栽赃, 倒打一把? That’s
your logic?
Jeez, just can’t talk to a 忘了吃药的douche. |
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x****d
发帖数: 2239 | 26 indeed, Rubio is like a clown today, Cruz is more like a gentleman.
Jeez, how many audience does Rubio have? |
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发帖数: 1 | 27 "Mr. Trump, I invited you here to thank us for what we've done in Flint, not
give a political speech," said the Rev. Faith Green Timmons, the pastor of
the Bethel United Methodist Church.
jeez! 惯的! |
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发帖数: 29576 | 28 Karl Rove Lee Atwater从大学就是一伙后来分别成就了布什父子总统大业。Manafort
Roger Stone 一大学里另一伙后来跟里根，布什上台这俩就不跟主流混了，近来跟床铺
。从这点看布什父子和里根床铺是两条线的人。
At one point, MAnafort described Karl Rove, a former adviser to George W.
Bush who was organizing an anti-Trump effort, as “my blood enemy in
politics, going back to the College in the 1960s.”
Mr. Rove said Mr. Manafort was referring to a bitter fight for leadership of
the College Republicans that pitted a candidate backed by Mr. Manafort and
his close friend Roger ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 29 你擦 不要断章取义
看看foxnews下面红脖都是什么留言，没一个表示同情的
Worldsforemostauthority 5 minutes ago
If he were Black they would have killed him and no one would care.
@Worldsforemostauthority then there would have been a riot and all the
alcohol in the plane would have been stolen
Bad move on United's part, but did he have to scream like a little girl?
Jeez
They could have used taser on him, would have made the video worth watching.
Then again they could have just darted him and saved all the fuss. Get up
and leave. ... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 30 This Orange buffoon will get us all killed. Jeez! And I voted and lobbied
against Hillary to get away from all this crap. |
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发帖数: 1 | 31 好好好，你对你对，都是我的错，行了吧？Jeez! |
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发帖数: 1 | 32 Just went through Mr. Trump's latest tweets, and the more I read the more
it strikes me how unhappy this man is! In his tweets, there is no shortage
of anger, mockery, blame, complaints, attacks, bitterness, and is dotted
with braggings, as if he's been longing for approval so much so that he had
to self-approve himself when he can't get it. The whole sentiment there was
nothing but "negative energy" -- from negative, negativer, all the way to
the negativest! I mean, jeez, what has this job, thi... 阅读全帖 |
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q******s
发帖数: 7469 | 33 文盲在香港的讲话
Hello Hong Kong! How ya doin’? You know, I want to thank you Hong Kongians
for being such gracious hosts. And I want to thank you for explaining to me
how this country is now a part of China again. Wow, who knew? Anyhoo, it’s
nice to be here. And I’m lovin’ the food. Had me some of that feng shui
stuff for breakfast this morning. Jeez, that was tasty!
Arriving at your superduper airport was a shock for two reasons. The
first, it’s really modern for Asia, home to so many developing |
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c**u
发帖数: 2230 | 34 WHAT ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jeeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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F********y
发帖数: 7139 | 35 jeez，活着就算命大了
自己的保险也保一部分medical的吧，试试看 |
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c*********2
发帖数: 2752 | 36 Jeez i am looking at c300 too. If i live closeby i would just go and get it
hehe.
Already a good deal imho. |
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c*********2
发帖数: 2752 | 37 So fat so ugly lol jeez |
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p****l
发帖数: 830 | 38 3 committees? are you sure? how come you even can not say that properly???
" i am in 3 committees,".... jeez............. |
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e***e
发帖数: 398 | 39 jeez, 男人没能力养老婆结婚干嘛？？自己都养不活了还好意思拉别人闺女下水，要脸
皮不要 |
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e***e
发帖数: 398 | 40 agree.... jeez, it's awful |
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e***e
发帖数: 398 | 41 jeez, you're the one with reading obstacles. i said very few men take care
of the kids "as well as the moms", how many chinese dads are devoted to the
kids as the mothers are? time for you to take a NC pill. |
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k***n
发帖数: 11247 | 42 jeez, you're a wise gal
离婚,找好律师,
value, 这个男
找到下
庭的贡献, 另
搂住, i am |
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l****u
发帖数: 980 | 46 Jeez。我就是想了解了解人家的文化，估计一下遇到好坏房客的概率。怎么这对大爷大
妈给我上起政治课了。来自的国家不同，成长的文化圈就不同，当然有共性。比如中国
人，不守时，不卫生，但是不赖钱，躲官司；美国人守时，爱打官司，欠钱喜欢赖。遇
到这种人都是大概率的事。 |
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f******I
发帖数: 769 | 47
would not trust anybody who is selling device that would shoot lasers up
your own nares, jeeze, those things are dangerous, did your ever watch star
wars? |
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y****i
发帖数: 17878 | 48 you bought 5 cards at a time?
jeez
,
10min,
called
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