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j**4
发帖数: 10425
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来自主题: NewYork版 - nyc's university
wait! let's see... ur ID is GoooG, and u dont know how to google???!!!
DO U SEE THE IRONY??!!
b**********2
发帖数: 1923
2
来自主题: NewYork版 - OUCH!
which one? gold rush? or walking dead? for the gold rush, u need to know the
whole history. so if u didnt see the first season, u dont really get the
whole irony of things
j**4
发帖数: 10425
m*****5
发帖数: 23482
4
来自主题: NewYork版 - the irony...
克夫就是这样的吧
m****s
发帖数: 8992
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来自主题: NewYork版 - the irony...
big deal 300 千
j**4
发帖数: 10425
6
来自主题: NewYork版 - the irony...
if 300 thousand is not a big deal to u, please give it to me. thank u very
much
m****s
发帖数: 8992
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来自主题: NewYork版 - the irony...
300 thousand is not a big deal for life insurance.
i hope now i made it clear.

very
j*a
发帖数: 14423
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来自主题: NewYork版 - the irony...
5 mil to start with i'd say
m****s
发帖数: 8992
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来自主题: NewYork版 - the irony...
That's about right if you really care about your wife or husband.
j**4
发帖数: 10425
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来自主题: NewYork版 - After kiss 98.7 went off air
the fucking irony is, I AM IN FUCKING NEW YORK CITY, AND I CANNOT FIND A
DECENT FUCKING OLD SCHOOL SOUL R&B STATION!!!!!!!!!!
BLACK PPL IN THIS CITY NEED TO STAND THE FUCK UP!!!!
j**4
发帖数: 10425
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来自主题: NewYork版 - chinese ppl suck
the irony... some would argue that italians are closer to black than anglo
saxan white...
m*******y
发帖数: 14292
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来自主题: NewYork版 - chinese ppl suck
the irony.... speaking of pseudo-black, korean are for sure the black among
asian.
d*****9
发帖数: 3459
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来自主题: NewYork版 - chinese ppl suck
support you.
the irony is that she wants her kids to be educated by americans.
so what her kids will become? americans? chinese? or bananas?
and will she understand her kids when they grow up?

is
not
are
j**4
发帖数: 10425
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来自主题: NewYork版 - men are just dumb
the irony of those chicks who looking for women's rights signatures probably
dont care about wive's rights...
f**********r
发帖数: 18251
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: ludiman (ludiman), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 人民日报炮轰纽约时报的文章被老外发现也是抄的
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 29 18:22:37 2012, 美东)
哈哈哈。
自己去看看吧:
http://blogs.ft.com/beyond-brics/2012/10/29/china-to-new-york-t
炮轰别人没有credit,没有诚信,结果炮轰文章自己是别的文章几段接拼而成。
真是juicy, juicy irony.
e********g
发帖数: 101
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来自主题: SanDiego版 - 公主出生记
如下一段最是值得圈点, 字里行间充满irony: “无暇”、“无习惯”却能过目不忘
, 发色和种族背景
都了如指掌 :)

美女时,那确实是美女。顺便提一句,现在负责护理夫人的护士也是一个金发美女。只
不过,在医院的三天,根本无暇欣赏美女,当然,我平日里也没有在现实中眼睛不眨的
去欣赏美女的习惯。但必须要说,护士的相貌和态度,也确实是病人和家属们感受医院
服务的潜在指标之一。从这点上来说,我们是非常满意的。
f*******2
发帖数: 341
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http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2015/09/19/qualcomm-start
Qualcomm Starts Its Latest Round of Cuts
The mobile chip giant starts to implement its turnaround plan. Can it pivot,
too?
Earlier this year, mobile chip giant Qualcomm (NASDAQ:QCOM) announced a new
Strategic Realignment Plan as part of a broader turnaround effort. The
company's business has been under different kinds of pressure due to slowing
growth in the smartphone market as well as "changing industry dynamics,"
particularly in ... 阅读全帖
r*******n
发帖数: 14
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it's hard to say since there are more than 100 FBS schools. Speaking of
Stanford, it's just another BCS school in football. And this year's Sun Bowl
is stanford's first bowl appearance in like a decade.I don't recall any
stanford QB has been drafted in recent memory.
An irony though: many many starting QBs in NFL, including HOF QBs, are
actually from "unknown" colleges in football, and not highly rated at all
out of high school, such as Favre and Warner.
A real successful local kid is named Tom
l**t
发帖数: 10440
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【 以下文字转载自 PDA 讨论区 】
发信人: lint (shitizen), 信区: PDA
标 题: Steve Jobs, 1996: "Good Artists Copy, Great Artists Steal"
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 2 20:36:51 2010, 美东)
Oh, hello! A trip to the YouTube wayback machine shows that 1996's Steve "
Great Artists Steal" Jobs might have taken issue with Steve Jobs 2010, and
his patent lawsuit firebombing of HTC. Irony!
The comment was made during a 1996 PBS documentary called "Triumph of the
Nerds," and looks a smidge hypocritical in light of today's events. A
l**t
发帖数: 10440
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - "犀利哥"与家人团聚 出走近10年
有人团聚有人散伙,irony啊
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: concept (ironowl), 信区: Military
标 题: "犀利哥"与家人团聚 出走近10年
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 5 17:05:40 2010, 美东)
“犀利哥”出走前后对比照
信息时报3月6日讯 “犀利哥”找到家人了!昨日,自称是“犀利哥”的家人带上“犀
利哥”年青时的照片,千里迢迢赶到了宁波认亲,弟弟看过视频后称,有九成可以肯定
“犀利哥”就是自己的哥哥。据了解,“犀利哥”姓程,离家将近10年,是两个孩子的
父亲,目前已经住进精神病院接受治疗。
亲弟弟来相认
自从“犀利哥”首次亮相屏幕,有网友根据“犀利哥”在视频中模糊的语句,试图判断
出“犀利哥”身世。流传较多的版本,则是说“犀利哥”姓王,湖南人氏,来到宁波大
概六七年。而“犀利哥”在视频中的一段话被网友翻译为:王军没有了,我心里话,王
军已经没有了。网友猜测:意思就是原来的王军已经没有了,说明他以前很可能就叫王
军。不过这些猜测最后未能得到证实。
3月4日,两名自称是“犀利哥”的家人与拍
k*s
发帖数: 512
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - This is amusing, young fuckers (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: kas (hello), 信区: USANews
标 题: This is amusing, young fuckers
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 30 02:52:28 2010, 美东)
Careful what you wish for....
Well, it was the younger generation that put Obama in office. They spent the
entire campaign swooning over him.
All I can say now is "Welcome to the real world." Obama is going to raise my
taxes as advertised; however, all you young punks are going to subsidize my
healthcare. And the irony is I don't need your help. However, I find
d*2
发帖数: 2053
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http://www.dailytech.com/Fox+Joins+NBC+ABC+and+CBS+in+Google+TV+Denial/article20131.htm
Jason Mick (Blog) - November 11, 2010 8:44 AM
TV giants are apparently content to turn away business, fearful of lower ad
revenue
The big four of the broadcast television world -- ABC, NBC, CBS, and Fox --
have now united in their opposition of Google TV. Google TV, currently
available on select new Sony televisions, allows users to navigate the
internet. But the big TV networks have banned Google from view... 阅读全帖
L******t
发帖数: 1985
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You didn't really get my point, but adding a lot of bullshit about once "we"
taking power blahblah, which "we" never said.
Chairman Mao once thanked Janapese for their invasion. How do you think of
that? You would arguu not to miss the context before & after right? And you
still admire Chairman Mao, right? That said, I'm not saying I admire
Wavelet Liu, although I think he is innocent & should not be in jail.
Colonize is a bad term for sure, but how about westernize? Look at yourself,
you are a... 阅读全帖
d*****8
发帖数: 139
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【 以下文字转载自 Stock 讨论区 】
发信人: chinagogogo (gochinago), 信区: Stock
标 题: 美国人哀叹:为何中国比我们还更会搞资本主义?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 20 16:05:57 2011, 美东)
美国人哀叹:为何中国比我们还更会搞资本主义?

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美国人哀叹:为何中国比我们还更会搞资本主义?
时代不同了。13年前,江总访美的时候,小克也像今天小奥这样热情接待过老江,可那
时候,美国人是居高临下,把中国当小学生看待,时不时会指点指点、训导训导。而眼
下胡总访美,却让很多美国人心里酸酸的,也说不出是高兴还是难受,反正不太自在吧
。按理说,胡总来一趟,就签了四五百亿的商业合同,美国人应当高兴才对。可当他们
把美国和中国的现况一比,比出差距了,比得不那么自信了,甚至不只是不自信,而是
有点... 阅读全帖
D**0
发帖数: 2048
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afei (阿飞) 于 (Thu Dec 9 21:31:39 2010, 美东) 提到:
因发表后争议剧烈,特做如下声明。
本文因当时报道刘晓波邀请疆独领袖热比亚作为嘉宾参加诺贝尔颁奖仪式,从而引起首发版面对于与藏独疆独合作是否为叛国争论这一事件产生。我对刘晓波抨击政府,发表08宪章,获得诺贝尔等其他事迹立场完全中性,并无抨击。
不吵架,说点历史故事。
这次被多次使用来嘲笑土共的1935年诺贝尔和平奖获得者,Carl von Ossietzky,因为
当年被Nazi政府禁止领奖,基本都是用来类比这次的刘小波,当然含义就是,土共是
Nazi
于是有了点兴趣,看了看这位Carl von Ossietzky的生平。他是因为向外国媒体泄露德
国违背凡尔赛条约,重新装备空军并在苏联训练飞行员的事件,而被德国当时的魏玛
共和国(原文发表时为纳粹,后经指正改为事实上的当时民主国家魏玛共和国)
以间谍罪和叛国罪起诉并定罪的。他的获奖造成了巨大的争议,甚至有评奖委员会成
员辞职,认为将奖金颁给他是不应该的。“他... 阅读全帖
x***m
发帖数: 1733
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 硅谷公司的兴亡 (五上)
SUN micro's problem is not the failure of Ghz project. Sun Micro's problem
is that Linux + Intel CPU are killing
their workstation business. The trend starts around 1999 and 2000 when Linux
2.x first proves it can be used
as a workstation. The irony is that at the time, a lot of people were saying
linux would be biggest thread to
Windows' dominance in PC business. Even at the time, people in MS pointed
out Linux were going to kill Sun
Micro,
b*******r
发帖数: 6655
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The first flight of the 747 was on February 9, 1969. In March of that year,
the Concorde made its first flight and, of course, in July, there was still
another aerospace milestone when Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. The sad
irony is that today, just as the new 747-8 is about to enter service, the U.
S. is about to park the Space Shuttle, halting our nation’s 60-year effort
in space flight
First time in years we have no mission, no dream, no leadership and no
remorse
--James Albaugh, Current ... 阅读全帖
y****t
发帖数: 10233
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - Union election要秀photo ID
duh!
Union Election Requires Photo ID; Politico Fails to Note Irony
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tom-blumer/2011/12/12/union-electi
j****n
发帖数: 4358
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【 以下文字转载自 Basketball 讨论区 】
发信人: homemadeBF (How are you?), 信区: Basketball
标 题: 大家还是看看上次有人贴的对jeremy lin和他妈妈的台湾访谈,lin说了很多内幕
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 13 21:47:46 2012, 美东)
上大学的时候最想去的是stanford,因为就在他高中的对街,不过后来发现斯坦福校队
教练和他说得所有的承诺都是lie,所以他没有办法才去的harvard。harvard是他当时
最后不得已的选择。主持人问的时候他承认自己当时非常的angry,觉得自己打得很好
但就是命运不济。
nba选秀的时候lakers承诺过他在58位的时候选他,结果最后没有。在此同时家里的电
话响了,应该是小牛队的,邀请他去参加夏季联赛,所以他当时一直在讲电话,连伤心
的时间都没有,不过他也说对lakers的做法感到angry。
选择了金州勇士是因为当时勇士队开的offer是最好的,毕竟还是家乡球队。
打球的时候受到最多的歧视来自大学,包括来自观众席,对方球员还有对方教练。有教
练... 阅读全帖
g********e
发帖数: 223
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 我希望取消 Health care mandate
This is why universal healthcare (and the goverment insurance option) died:

The irony is without goverment's involvement, we end up paying twice for a
healthcare which is not available to everyone.
x********i
发帖数: 905
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10 Myths About Legacy Preferences in College Admissions
By Richard D. Kahlenberg
Legacy preferences, which provide a leg up in college admissions to
applicants who are the offspring of alumni, are employed at almost three-
quarters of selective research universities and virtually all elite liberal-
arts colleges. Yet legacy preferences have received relatively little public
attention, especially when compared with race-based affirmative-action
programs, which have given rise to hundreds of books... 阅读全帖
c*********o
发帖数: 471
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Yes, CHP office is free. Regular cops (aka peace officers, quite a irony)
will charge you a fee to sign off.
Go to any CHP location http://www.chp.ca.gov/depts_divs_offs/offices.html
And get it signed off, pay $20 court fee before the due date to avoid more
trouble.
b**********5
发帖数: 7881
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - it's somewhat ironic...
一群人在那里喊华人什么权利, 然后看了那个赞打radio station电话的女的, 还有
人赞英语地道。。。
u guys see the irony? when u hung up on things like how good a chinese's
english is, or his/her accent-less english, or compliment on chinese how
good his/her english is, u guys will always be slave to white people..
look at black people, they are proud of their black accents, and they say
fuck white people.. and dont get me started on hispanic people.. everytime
i call those customer service 1-800 numbers, i always get "press 1 for
espano... 阅读全帖
c**l
发帖数: 9003
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - Jimmy Kimmel and Me (Frank H. Wu)
Frank H. Wu is Chancellor & Dean of University of California Hastings
College of the Law. He also is the author of Yellow: Race in America Beyond
Black and White.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frank-h-wu/jimmy-kimmel-and-me_b_
---------------------------------------------
I was talking to somebody today about the Jimmy Kimmel incident. My friend
had not heard about it. That's part of the problem.
It isn't often that genocide is proposed in contemporary culture. That's
what has happened.
Jimmy Ki... 阅读全帖
A*********r
发帖数: 2115
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来自主题: Tennessee版 - 有没有谁去看2012了?
Special effect is very good.
The moron who originally said 中国拯救世界 in this movie obviously don't
understand English.
The funds to build the Arks were raised from selling those passes to rich
and important people over the world. China is the perfect place to hide the
enormous project and has the manpower to do it. But the irony is that all the workers have no pass to board the Arks and they will be left to die. The black American
scientist in the movie saved these workers.
While half of the plot
c***c
发帖数: 6234
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来自主题: Tennessee版 - 感谢波哥和纳城朋友的热情款待
说实话。你是没见到我才见到我LD的时候。我才125斤。天天单杠双杠长跑的练,别人都以为我练过健美,体操之类的。
现在肌肉全成肥肉了。我的目标是再减5-10磅。可惜管不住嘴呀。长跑可以(Asura就降了30磅),可惜我的膝盖不行了,就3-6英里的量,否则就肿起来了。管住嘴基本就是唯一的路子了。
可惜我刚才又买了瓶Irony,正琢磨着是不是就着俩鸡腿,来一杯呢。认识了伯格,估计今后酒不会少喝。
d**g
发帖数: 1727
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来自主题: Texas版 - 休斯敦的utility太变态了
the irony is that houston utility is de-regulated while san antonio is regul
ated.
s*****i
发帖数: 5548
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ppANDpp (月日月光华) 于 (Sun Jun 24 14:00:42 2012, 美东) 提到:
都有服务费
用电有6.95服务费,煤气有15块的服务费
我一个月电费到不了900度,就要多付6.95,还有额外20几块TDU fee
我在San Antonio的时候,根本没有这两个费用
破煤气,我一个月才用三个字,费用2块,服务费倒要14块
等我空调,热水器坏掉,一定都改用电的,好歹也许能把度数凑高点,不用付6.95的服
务费。
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summerwater (细水长流) 于 (Sun Jun 24 14:24:25 2012, 美东) 提到:
为了不用付6.95的服务费,希望空调热水器都坏掉……

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ppANDpp (月日月光华) 于 (Sun Jun 24 14:46:56 2012, 美东) 提到:
utility太... 阅读全帖
l**n
发帖数: 7272
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这位irony朋友的事太妙了。自己忍不住打油一句。
b********2
发帖数: 855
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 上次版聚是不是有个做专利的朋友?
IRONY什么的?能和我站内联系下吗,我不知道怎么拼ID,多谢啦
A***n
发帖数: 2705
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 版聚照片---集体照
赞!照片上好多小娃娃,大家都很开心呢。
看见了兔飞等几位熟人,当然还有主任,另外能猜出来谁是TMR还有irony。
者也在照片里不?
m***T
发帖数: 11058
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第一次办这么大规模的活动,不可能让人人满意。从大家的反应看,效果已经相当好了。
综合上面的各种意见,下面是我想到的几点,算是抛砖引玉吧。
1、报名的时候提供联系方式(至少是email,最好有电话),这样如果计划有变动的时
候可以及时通知大家。如何保护报名者的隐私,我的感觉是可以做个简单的database,
只有组织者能看到所有报名人的信息,
2、分阶段让大家报名,比如工具类,主食,肉食类,蔬菜及水果类,小吃、零食、饮
料等,甚至活动所需要的一些娱乐设施等。组织者可以根据报名的情况协调各类别所需
要的总数,各有骨干可以根据情况带相对少的类别。
3、象征性的收费,而且极力鼓励提前报名(有折扣)。这样的好处是可以最大程度上
掌握总人数,从而更好规划。至于所收的少量费用甚至可以提前联系就近的名声较好的
餐馆,订一些备用的饭菜等
等。
4、虽然大家都是热心,而且不希望出现意外,但这种大规模的活动难免会有不到之处
。另外大家肯定不希望自己的隐私被传播出去,这最好有法律上的条文来保障(比如免
责声明等及不将大家的隐私信息传播给third party等)。这当然需要象irony等法律界
的人士的帮忙了... 阅读全帖
l**n
发帖数: 7272
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 8月12日 - 发50个包子 - 兼告别贴
给irony网友加油。
非常重要的育儿经验!!
妈妈最重要。孩子能走多远完全由妈妈说了算。
c*h
发帖数: 33018
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patent 和 trademark 是一个office,但好像还是有区割的,我有认识做patent的,但
不做trademark. irony mm是做patent的吧
n*******2
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - DC board reminds me of the NY board before
1) a bunch of ppl knows each other, have group meals together, swapping spit
. They would be nice to each other on line or face to face, but what they
gossip about when they turn their back against each, is anyone's guess
2) act like this board is for kids. no swear words, no fuck, shit, bitch.
but there are ppl who boasts about fucking a lot of women, participated in
a gangbang, took pictures of the women he banged, talked shit about the ex-
wife family that gave him the immigrant status... ... 阅读全帖
B******1
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - patent agent (生物类)
Ask Irony
c*******o
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 爬藤的家长注意喽 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Parenting 讨论区 】
发信人: LoanSeeker (Need Better Loan), 信区: Parenting
标 题: 爬藤的家长注意喽
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 21 16:04:05 2013, 美东)
下面的文章要读一读。
文章摘要如下:鸡头>凤尾原则是被广泛观察到的现象所支持的。同一入学新生,相比
于去与自己水平相当的大学,选择去比自己水平高很多的藤校是很不明智的。所以AA造
成对黑青年“毁人>诲人”。
如斯成立,则亚裔家长推自个的娃也须小心。如家长推了10年娃也没学会自推,那靠补
习班、凑活动经验上了藤校也是去给牛娃当分母做尾巴去了,也许不如去一州校帮助大
。学费省下来还可以投资给娃当个天使基金啥的。
发信人: yariguy (yari guy), 信区: Parenting
标 题: Re: Support Asian American students!!!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 21 10:52:51 2013, 美东)
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n****e
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 请推荐商业专利律师, 有包子
contact irony
c*******o
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - Jimmy Kimmel and Me
I was talking to somebody today about the Jimmy Kimmel incident. My friend
had not heard about it. That's part of the problem.
It isn't often that genocide is proposed in contemporary culture. That's
what has happened.
Jimmy Kimmel, late night television host, recently put on a little comedy
sketch in which a kid suggests that we would be better off economically if
we "Kill everyone in China."
Kimmel replies, "That's an interesting idea."
The network, ABC, has since apologized.
Another attack on... 阅读全帖
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