s*l 发帖数: 9421 | 1 一个旧的,基本违反高妹规则。
练发音
女老外:Thanks
小伙儿:Sex
女老外:No thanks
小伙儿:No sex
女老外:Thank you
小伙儿:Suck you
我靠,女老外急了。。。
女老外:Sex and thanks, they are totally different words. Remember, it's
veryimportant!
小伙儿:...Very impotent
女老外:Im...por...tant, not impo..tent.
小伙儿:Okay, impo...tent.
女老外:Com on! Do you know what the impotent means?
小伙儿:What?
女老外:Never mind! You don't want to be impotent anyway.
小伙儿:Nonono,id like to be very impotent.
女老外:Sigh! How come a man want to be impotent.
小伙儿:Because I want to.
女老外彻底崩溃了,扑向... 阅读全帖 |
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s*l 发帖数: 9421 | 2 我也转一个我以前写的笑话:
发信人: skl (上下屎壳郎), 信区: Joke
标 题: 练发音(18+)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Sep 28 04:20:37 2014, 美东)
女老外:thanks
小伙儿:sex
女老外:no thanks
小伙儿:no sex
女老外:thank you
小伙儿:suck you
我靠,女老外急了。
女老外:sex and thanks, they are different word, remember, it's very
important!
小伙子:very impotent
女老外:come on, impor...tant, not impo...tent.
小伙子:OK, impo...tent.
女老外:Do you know what the impotent means?
小伙子:what?
女老外:anyway, you don't want to be impotent.
小伙子:no,i want to be impotent.
女老外: how come a man want to be impo... 阅读全帖 |
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s*l 发帖数: 9421 | 3 《鼻子的秘密》
女儿到了谈对象的年龄了,她妈怕她犯那方面的错误,便给她传授私房秘籍,告诉她如
何从男的面相上去看他那方面是否厉害,秘诀就是看鼻子,鼻子越高挺,那活儿也就越
厉害,如果再带点小鹰钩就更棒了。见女儿似懂非懂,就说反正你照着刘德华的鼻子那
样儿去找绝错不了!结果女儿第一次带男友回家,她妈开门一看,哇,门口站着个缠
头。
:)
《练发音》
女老外:Thanks
小伙儿:Sex
女老外:No thanks
小伙儿:No sex
女老外:Thank you
小伙儿:Suck you
靠,女老外急了。
女老外:Sex and thanks, they are totally different words。 remember, it's
very important!
小伙子:Very impotent
女老外:Come on, impor...tant, not impo...tent.
小伙子:OK, impo...tent.
女老外:Do you know what the impotent means?
小伙子:What?
女老外:Never mind, you don't ... 阅读全帖 |
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s*l 发帖数: 9421 | 4 女老外:thanks
小伙儿:sex
女老外:no thanks
小伙儿:no sex
女老外:thank you
小伙儿:suck you
我靠,女老外急了。
女老外:sex and thanks, they are different word, remember, it's very
important!
小伙子:very impotent
女老外:come on, impor...tant, not impo...tent.
小伙子:OK, impo...tent.
女老外:Do you know what the impotent means?
小伙子:what?
女老外:anyway, you don't want to be impotent.
小伙子:no,i want to be impotent.
女老外: how come a man want to be impotent.
小伙子:because I'd like to.
女老外彻底崩溃了,扑向小伙,伸出手来就掏鸟窝, let me check it!
小伙吓得立马帐篷就塌了,大喊,不要啊,I am stil... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n 发帖数: 38600 | 5 印度老将:
Mamata BInfluencer Wordsmith News King Mamata B-20 hours ago
Impotent hindus have to buy their arms and ammunition from China to fight
with them. This incapable hindus can''t even make their own Idols and buying
their Idols from China, shameless impotent hindus. just go and see any
Indian gift shop, all those monkeys, elephant Gods you are adoring all made
in China. Chineese are the one who is producing your Gods, instead of bowing
before your Gods just bow before China, that will give ev... 阅读全帖 |
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f****o 发帖数: 2770 | 6 HCTZ
Impotence
1) Impotence has been reported following hydrochlorothiazide use at doses of
25 mg or greater [69].
Sexual dysfunction
1) There may be some association between thiazides and decreased male sexual
function (impotence), especially if in combination with adrenergic-blocking
antihypertensive agents [180].
2) Hydrochlorothiazide may have a greater incidence of sexual dysfunction
associated with its use than prazosin. In a crossover study evaluating the
effects of both agents on sexual ... 阅读全帖 |
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s*******s 发帖数: 5087 | 7 【 以下文字转载自 Shaanxi 讨论区 】
发信人: xinyuemba (小树), 信区: Shaanxi
标 题: 【人在囧途】之英语发音(18+)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Dec 8 13:19:50 2010, 美东)
这是我自己闹过的几个英语发音笑话,不幸都有点儿带色儿,我牺牲一把,大家开心一下。
1.Impedance and Impotence
这个是我在实验室闹的笑话。
某日俺做实验,一个东西不会做,就抓一美国帅哥问:
“Do you know how I measure the impedance level?”
Impedance是阻抗的意思,发音应该是:/im'pi: dens/
重音在第二个音节上,e发长音i:
结果我说了个 /'impedens/, 这里的e要反过来哈,俺打不出来那个符号。
帅哥愣住了,说:
“Measure impotence?”
Impotence是阳萎,发音是:/'impetens/
于是,我就又强调了一遍:
"Oh, yeh, suppose you have an impedance, how do you m... 阅读全帖 |
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x*******a 发帖数: 11067 | 8 这是我自己闹过的几个英语发音笑话,不幸都有点儿带色儿,我牺牲一把,大家开心一下。
1.Impedance and Impotence
这个是我在实验室闹的笑话。
某日俺做实验,一个东西不会做,就抓一美国帅哥问:
“Do you know how I measure the impedance level?”
Impedance是阻抗的意思,发音应该是:/im'pi: dens/
重音在第二个音节上,e发长音i:
结果我说了个 /'impedens/, 这里的e要反过来哈,俺打不出来那个符号。
帅哥愣住了,说:
“Measure impotence?”
Impotence是阳萎,发音是:/'impetens/
于是,我就又强调了一遍:
"Oh, yeh, suppose you have an impedance, how do you measure it?"
2. Caulk and Cock
某日在office,因为家里水管漏了,我在网上做了研究,找到这里可以用一种叫做
Caulk的东西堵漏。俺不知道这东西在哪里买,就对着Officemates们大喊:
"Hi guys, do y... 阅读全帖 |
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p***o 发帖数: 3399 | 9 医疗保险
大病,有一个朋友做过手术,公司的mutual+社会保险=全报,这个主要看公司好坏
小公司上的保险反而好,当然比不了total,areva这种半国企
看牙,补过一次,全报,镶了一颗,前后算上1000欧,报了900多
眼镜,一年两副,近视+太阳=100欧,高出的都能报掉,公司小妞们买channel墨镜,然
后开假发票,算到近视镜片上,就都报了
假期
我头一年只工作8个月,不夸张,挺痛苦的,世界上没啥新鲜地方可以玩了
一直流传的笑话是公务员上班晚来的经常和早走的扶梯上见
当然比西班牙还是累的,给客户打电话,10点以前不在,4点以后不在,中间两个小时
吃饭
女人的就夸张了,生孩子+conges payes annuels+RTT+arret maladie+conge scolaire
,一年就剩不了几天了
同事一男的做个手术,去年只上了5个月
每年法铁罢工的时候,法国人都在网上帖一遍的,大家读读
Restez calme en lisant ce qui suit : SNCF
Recettes annuelles : 9 milliards d'euros
Budget annu... 阅读全帖 |
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g**1 发帖数: 10330 | 10 Gaddafi Troops Raping, Issued Viagra: U.S. Envoys
By Louis Charbonneau
UNITED NATIONS | Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:59pm EDT
UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - The U.S. envoy to the United Nations told the
Security Council on Thursday that troops loyal to Libyan leader Muammar
Gaddafi were increasingly engaging in sexual violence and some had been
issued the impotency drug Viagra, diplomats said.
Several U.N. diplomats who attended a closed-door Security Council
meeting on Libya told Reuters that U.S. Ambassador... 阅读全帖 |
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t*******y 发帖数: 374 | 11 HofftingPost another article
AIPAC Is the Only Explanation for America's Morally Bankrupt Israel Policy
The official name for Israel's latest assault on Gaza is "Operation
Protective Edge." A better name would be "Operation Déjà Vu." As it has on
several prior occasions, Israel is using weapons provided by U.S. taxpayers
to bombard the captive and impoverished Palestinians in Gaza, where the
death toll now exceeds 500. As usual, the U.S. government is siding with
Israel, even though most America... 阅读全帖 |
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ik 发帖数: 167 | 12 "Clearly a rate cut will do little to mitigate a global supply chain
disruption due to the coronavirus," Bianco wrote in a note to clients. "In
this sense, the Fed is at the mercy of the coronavirus or a potential
vaccine."
Or as Scott Minerd, the chief investment officer for Guggenheim Partners,
put it: "The Fed is fairly impotent in this environment."
... or it could make things worse
While the Fed may be impotent against a supply-side shock like the
coronavirus, there is also a chance that a ... 阅读全帖 |
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w****a 发帖数: 2049 | 13 where is your husband? what was your husband doing?
Having new baby is a husband-wife business, you and your husband SHOULD play
the major roles.
If your husband is impotent to take care of the babies by himself, and is
impotent to make money to hire a nanny, and you cannot handle this either,
then dont give birth to the 2nd. YOu CANNOT count on your parents to take
care of the babies for you!! |
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S******s 发帖数: 914 | 14 What a crap! You really made my day. ;-) A fuckface is always fuckface and a
dickhead is always a dickhead. I used to have some doubt on these words and
thought a dickhead might be able to behave more like a human being if I
treat him like a human being, but I'm fully convinced after seeing your
gawky performance as a dickhead on this board. Although behaving more like a
charlatan, you're a self-claimed doctor, so you must know the symptoms of
an exhibitionist, that is, he can't suppress his des... 阅读全帖 |
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B*D 发帖数: 5016 | 15 Quote
What's this episode really about? Fulfillment. Peggy can't find it; Don can'
t find it; Roger can't find it. The three stories sort of juxtapose the rang
e of choices: Roger feels impotent at work because he's impotent in his marr
iage, so he ended it. Is that really going to work? Probably not long term.
Don's got a void in his life because he's 100% into his marriage--to the det
riment of his wife--and totally neglecting his and her jobs. The implication
of the final scene, for me, had n... 阅读全帖 |
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p***o 发帖数: 3399 | 16 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: puhoo (笔兰阁), 信区: Military
标 题: 法国人民的幸福生活
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 22 07:26:51 2011, 美东)
医疗保险
大病,有一个朋友做过手术,公司的mutual+社会保险=全报,这个主要看公司好坏
小公司上的保险反而好,当然比不了total,areva这种半国企
看牙,补过一次,全报,镶了一颗,前后算上1000欧,报了900多
眼镜,一年两副,近视+太阳=100欧,高出的都能报掉,公司小妞们买channel墨镜,然
后开假发票,算到近视镜片上,就都报了
假期
我头一年只工作8个月,不夸张,挺痛苦的,世界上没啥新鲜地方可以玩了
一直流传的笑话是公务员上班晚来的经常和早走的扶梯上见
当然比西班牙还是累的,给客户打电话,10点以前不在,4点以后不在,中间两个小时
吃饭
女人的就夸张了,生孩子+conges payes annuels+RTT+arret maladie+conge scolaire
,一年就剩不了几天了
同事一男的做个手术,去年只上了5个月
每年法... 阅读全帖 |
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H****y 发帖数: 2992 | 17 第一,靠的全是对话呀。第二,idea很好,但是太拖拉了,而且太多解释(虽然把解释
放在了对话中)。
你看看我的精炼版是不是好些?
Western Female: Thanks.
Chinese Male: Sex?
F: No, THANKS!
M: No sex?
F: I mean, thank you!
M: “Suck you”? But you just said “no sex”.
F: Sex and thanks are different words. That’s important.
M: I’m impotent too.
F: You are not impotent. I can show you.
M: Thanks, but no sex, please.
除此之外,我的版本里没有直接写人物的心里感觉,但是都imply了,这比“女老外急
了”这种描述是不是效果更好些?
一个旧的,基本违反高妹规则。 |
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T*****n 发帖数: 2456 | 18 THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV
By Fyodor Mikailovich Dostoevsky
Translated by Constance Garnett
Chapter 5
The Grand Inquisitor
https://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/pol116/grand.htm
"EVEN this must have a preface- that is, a literary preface," laughed Ivan,
"and I am a poor hand at making one. You see, my action takes place in the
sixteenth century, and at that time, as you probably learnt at school, it
was customary in poetry to bring down heavenly powers on earth. Not to speak
of Dante, in France, cle... 阅读全帖 |
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M***D 发帖数: 249 | 19 I just had a Psychotherapy class today and our attending Psychologist
mentioned an interesting case, which I would like to share with LZ mm.
A very handsome and perfectly healthy young actor becomes impotent whenever
he wants to make love with his girlfriend. Both of his urologists and
endocrinologists recommended him to see a Psychotherapist. Eventually, the
therapist was able to reveal the reason for his impotence. When the actor
was a little boy, his mother was suffering from a severe heart d |
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f**n 发帖数: 75 | 20 写的很好。赞。 :)
I just had a Psychotherapy class today and our attending Psychologist
mentioned an interesting case, which I would like to share with LZ mm.
A very handsome and perfectly healthy young actor becomes impotent whenever
he wants to make love with his girlfriend. Both of his urologists and
endocrinologists recommended him to see a Psychotherapist. Eventually, the
therapist was able to reveal the reason for his impotence. When the actor
was a little boy, his mother was suffering from a se |
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wh 发帖数: 141625 | 21 有的有道理。不过“中国人从英文翻译成中文,经常不注意忠实於原著。而是任意加油
添酱,把翻译当成是创作”,这个不都是“缺乏敬业精神”,有的就是觉得意译更好。
尤其他举例的电影片名。魂断蓝桥、孤星血泪是好还是不好?风气也有变迁,早一代的
片名意译多,现在的直译多吧。
蒋经国那句,作者的解释不对吧。“did little good”不是“的确有了点好处”,是
几乎没什么好处。他批译文没有翻译后半句,可译文里明明有。
马克思的原文是宗教是人民的鸦片,前面一句是被压迫心灵的叹息,整体是反宗教的。
网上有篇潘岳的文章说“宗教是统治阶级麻醉人民的鸦片”是列宁提出来的,但wiki上
列宁关于宗教是鸦片的引文也没这个意思。混乱……马克思的原文:
... Religion is the general theory of this world, its encyclopaedic
compendium, its logic in popular form, its spiritual point d'honneur, its
enthusiasm, its moral sanction, its sole... 阅读全帖 |
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s********p 发帖数: 1319 | 22 第一个完整版的AHA/ACC专家协约文件的中文译本,是我给辉瑞的中国大区翻译的。当时还得了2千块钱。
第一链接,看了后感到比较亲切、似曾相识,但我很少看岭南心血管病杂志。
你的第二个链接,那个教授,是我们国家非常厉害的医学翻译专家,我很崇拜她。但老
太太当时在翻译过程中,有个重要的专业术语有问题: ED,Ejection Dysfunction,
准确的意思应该是“勃起功能障碍”,是个医学术语,是中性词;而阳痿,英文是另外
一个单词:“Impotence”,是贬义词,是市井语言。我开始也爱用“阳痿”这术语,
后来,和辉瑞中国大区的几个大佬约定好,统一用“勃起功能”障碍这个中文术语,考
虑到国内的人也习惯用“阳痿”这词,我在以后的其它更”重要“的工作中,只用了一
次“阳痿”这词。
现在看到Step的考模拟题中,有时也用“Impotence”这词,感觉也有通俗和市井味—
—当时为了准确翻译ED这个词,辉瑞的中国大区可是请示了美国的辉瑞总部的。
祝各位XDJM们:圣诞节和新年快乐! |
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b**i 发帖数: 932 | 23 发信人: Starbugs (星巴哥), 信区: Stock
标 题: Re: about zhuangB
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Dec 6 21:50:08 2010, 美东)
What a crap! You really made my day. ;-) A fuckface is always fuckface and a
dickhead is always a dickhead. I used to have some doubt on these words and
thought a dickhead might be able to behave more like a human being if I
treat him like a human being, but I'm fully convinced after seeing your
gawky performance as a dickhead on this board. Although behaving more like a
charlatan, you're a self-... 阅读全帖 |
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e****i 发帖数: 2152 | 24 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: erkuai (三天不上bbs,赶得上刘少奇), 信区: Military
标 题: On the Jews and Their Lies, 1543
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jan 12 23:21:23 2011, 美东)
by Martin Luther (1483-1546)
Translated by Martin H. Bertram
copyright © 1971 Fortress Press & Augsburg Fortress - On the Jews and
Their Lies is from Luther’s Works Volume 47. Augsburg Fortress is the
publishing ministry of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America.
Funded through sales revenue, Augsburg Fortress is called to provide
produ... 阅读全帖 |
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m****n 发帖数: 2754 | 25 :半痴呆儿,于男女之事多半也是一窍不通
猫儿狗儿都会, 痴呆儿却一窍不通。这不可能吧。
除非他 impotent |
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g******t 发帖数: 18158 | 26 paper在这里:
http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.p
The Role of Inbreeding in the Extinction of a European Royal Dynasty
Gonzalo Alvarez mail, Francisco C. Ceballos, Celsa Quinteiro
Abstract
The kings of the Spanish Habsburg dynasty (1516–1700) frequently married
close relatives in such a way that uncle-niece, first cousins and other
consanguineous unions were prevalent in that dynasty. In the historical
literature, it has been suggested that inbreeding was a major cause
re... 阅读全帖 |
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s******n 发帖数: 518 | 27 https://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/25/opinion/sunday/with-gmo-policies-europe-
turns-against-science.html
With G.M.O. Policies, Europe Turns Against Science
By MARK LYNASOCT. 24, 2015
A cornfield near Roquettes, France, after hundreds of activists uprooted
genetically modified plants to replace them with organic ones in May 2014.
Credit Pascal Pavani/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images
CALL it the “Coalition of the Ignorant.” By the first week of October, 17
European countries — including Austria, ... 阅读全帖 |
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s********n 发帖数: 1540 | 28 Do you have proof to prove you are not a piece of shit and there is not a
chunk of shit in your dumb ass brain.
Bet your grandpa would be proud of having a impotent retarded son of biatch. |
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w****l 发帖数: 6122 | 29 他不就是个上网送dildo的impotent吗, |
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s*********8 发帖数: 901 | 30 The Next Big Bailout: The US Postal Service
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/17/2010 13:56 -0500
Following the roughly two-year overdue rout of municipal securities, which
somehow has caught market "professionals" by surprise, there are increasing
calls that the Socialist States of America should bail out all the insolvent
cities and states that back these securities post haste. Judging by the
approach to risk (or lack thereof) so far by supreme chancellor Bernanke and
his impotent fiscal policy ... 阅读全帖 |
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e****i 发帖数: 2152 | 31 by Martin Luther (1483-1546)
Translated by Martin H. Bertram
copyright © 1971 Fortress Press & Augsburg Fortress - On the Jews and
Their Lies is from Luther’s Works Volume 47. Augsburg Fortress is the
publishing ministry of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America.
Funded through sales revenue, Augsburg Fortress is called to provide
products and services that communicate the Gospel, enhance faith, and
enrich the life of the Christian community from a Lutheran perspective.
Part I
I had mad... 阅读全帖 |
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T1 发帖数: 4732 | 32 chinese officials are all like a bunch of impotent eunuchs, always take a
defensive position when asked a question by a western journalist, any
questions from CNN will make them feel threatened and offended |
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F*******o 发帖数: 287 | 33 impotent enuch应该是汉语成英语的 |
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w*******o 发帖数: 3222 | 34 Shit. He hasn't apologized yet and u start backing off. If that's the case,
u deserve to be humiliated.
One friend's gf is harassed by a white dude and he punched white dude's face
, broke his nose.
Even though he went to jail for couple of weeks, we welcomed him back like a hero.
Now tell me, do u have balls or not!!!
What a focking impotent loser. |
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e*u 发帖数: 10016 | 35 《国际歌》中文版歌词(完整)
第一段:
起来,饥寒交迫的奴隶!
起来,全世界受苦的人!
满腔的热血已经沸腾,
要为真理而斗争!
旧世界打个落花流水,
奴隶们起来,起来!
不要说我们一无所有,
我们要做天下的主人!
这是最后的斗争,团结起来到明天,
英特纳雄耐尔就一定要实现!
这是最后的斗争,团结起来到明天,
英特纳雄耐尔就一定要实现!
第二段:
从来就没有什么救世主,
也不靠神仙皇帝!
要创造人类的幸福,
全靠我们自己!
我们要夺回劳动果实,
让思想冲破牢笼!
快把那炉火烧得通红,
趁热打铁才会成功!
这是最后的斗争,团结起来到明天,
英特纳雄耐尔就一定要实现!
这是最后的斗争,团结起来到明天,
英特纳雄耐尔就一定要实现!
第三段:
压迫的国家、空洞的法律,
苛捐杂税榨穷苦;
富人无务独逍遥。
穷人的权利只是空话,
受够了护佑下的沉沦。
平等需要新的法律,
没有无义务的权利,
平等!也没有无权利的义务!
这是最后的斗争,团结起来到明天,
英特纳雄耐尔就一定要实现!
这是最后的斗争,团结起来到明天,
英特纳雄耐尔就一定要实现!
第四段:
矿井和铁路的帝王,
在神坛上奇丑无比。
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I********l 发帖数: 8702 | 36 齐泽克的观点,还是颇有点修正主义。
要点:
1. 社会现实推动人民走向革命。This necessary disappointment serves as a
reminder of the basic impotence of the social-democratic Left and thus push
the people towards a new radical revolutionary Left.
2. 新自由资本主义取代“共产主义”对人民而言,只是跳出火坑,又入油锅。
So where does the Left stand today? Alain Badiou wonderfully characterized
the post-Socialist situation as "this troubled situation, in which we see
Evil dancing on the ruins of Evil": there is no question of any nostalgia,
the Communist regimes were "ev... 阅读全帖 |
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y***u 发帖数: 7039 | 37 第十章: 我们的目标: 成为唯一世界强权
我们吸引所有的国家建立这样一个基本结构: 有立法, 司法, 国会, 众院, 参院, 所有
这些机构, 每个都有一项重要的功能, 就如同人体的器官分工一样. 如果我们损害国家
机器的一个器官, 这个国家就会大病, 垂死.
我们引入自由主义的目的, 就是给国家这个肌体注入自由的毒药. 国家得了血毒症这样
的大病, 剩下的只是等死了.
自由主义产生了宪法的国家, 和一部杂乱无章,充满曲解争吵反对冲突的宪法. 这部宪
法无所不包, 但又破坏了国家行为应有的本性. 各种论坛, 和同样出色的出版媒体,
谴责国家的统治者无能不作为, 直到他们被废黜. 之后, 我们从我们傀儡的奴隶中, 挑
出一个总统, 组成一个夸张的政府.
我们建立总统应履行的责任. 我们选择那些有污点, 但没有被发现的人做总统. 总统只
是我们手中的木偶, 总统必须给予我们制订新法律和修改现行法律的权利.
我们将赋予总统宣战权, 作为三军主帅, 总统有需要选择保卫共和宪法的权利. (就是
武力支持在本国或者其它国家, 推行被自由主义毒染的分权的国家体制). 这样一来,
国家神器的钥匙就掌... 阅读全帖 |
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o****y 发帖数: 26355 | 38 TG put too much impotance to the science and technology la.
The brightest ones are all in the science and technology.
Many of them probably do not love the science and technology at all. |
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w****2 发帖数: 12072 | 39 发信人: youdu (youdu), 信区: Military
标 题: 军版各位,有没有研究过锡安长老教义?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Nov 26 13:15:49 2011, 美东)
对理解过去三百年很有帮助。
http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/przion1.htm#TABLE OF CONTENTS
THE PROTOCOLS DIGEST-ED
Since discourse in the Protocols is often disjointed, we have taken the
liberty of grouping quotations (from Victor Marsden's 1934 edition) in what
seems a logical order of subject. We have also tried to minimize the more
offensive ones. Contemptuous references to goyim (the unfortunate Talmudi... 阅读全帖 |
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D**S 发帖数: 24887 | 40 Seriously, does this stuff "work" on an adult male (whose dick is supposedly
fully grown)? Or, does it make such a male impotent? |
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y***o 发帖数: 145 | 41 FAMILY.CODE
SECTION 7540-7541
7540. Except as provided in Section 7541, the child of a wife
cohabiting with her husband, who is not impotent or sterile, is
conclusively presumed to be a child of the marriage.
7541. (a) Notwithstanding Section 7540, if the court finds that the
conclusions of all the experts, as disclosed by the evidence based
on blood tests performed pursuant to Chapter 2 (commencing with
Section 7550), are that the husband is not the father of the child,
the question of patern... 阅读全帖 |
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y***o 发帖数: 145 | 42 Doncorleone,
你不认为这个法官应该组做这个孩子的父亲, 你忍为这个法官不应该养育这个孩子,
请问在你的见解, 出拉妈妈之外, 还有谁应该样育这个孩子呢??? HERE I AM
COPY SOME LEGAL CASE FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT AMERICAN LAW:
The California Supreme Court's Recent Holding:
A "Presumed" Father Has Greater Rights Than a Biological One
By JOANNA GROSSMAN
l****[email protected]
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Tuesday, Mar. 09, 2004
On March 1, in its fractured 4-3 decision in the case of In re Jesusa V.,
the California Supreme Court awarded greater rights to a child's "presumed"
father than t... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n 发帖数: 38600 | 43 “Looking at some of the comments, it seems there are a lot of people in
this country that still think of the Chinese Military as a backward and
behind-the-times entity.
They couldn’t be farther from the truth. While they survived for years
taking delivery of Russian systems, they have been steadily working out how
to copy, produce and improve them. Their incursions into our universities,
our government and other commercially oriented technology in compters and
solid state electronic devices have... 阅读全帖 |
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c******g 发帖数: 4889 | 45 Sir Humphrey Appleby: Minister, Britain has had the same foreign policy
objective for at least the last 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In
that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the
Germans against the French, with the French and Italians against the Germans
, and with the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you
see. Why should we change now, when it's worked so well?
James Hacker: That's all ancient history, surely.
Sir Humphrey Appleby... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n 发帖数: 38600 | 46 This is all so much like a marriage with an abusive and violent husband.
The wife has finally plucked up the courage to leave and stay with a friend
or relative and tell everybody what her hubby is really like - because they
all now know she should have done it long ago and that the husband is an
odious, violent & abusive bully.
The husband is now frantically seeking his wife but each acquaintence he
goes to simply says "sorry, not seen her and she's not here, and I wouldn't
tell you even if she... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r 发帖数: 11545 | 47 No, but I will say that you are impotent. |
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t**8 发帖数: 4527 | 48 You need viagra to 崛起
viagra is 房
impotence or 崛起 is decided by 房 |
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w*********g 发帖数: 30882 | 49 这是伟大的休战时间。所有国家都庄严承诺自己不与任何其他国家打仗。俄罗斯,德国
,奥地利,意大利,希腊和土耳其的军队开始逐步动员,第一波行动开始。力量集结后
开始向东移动。所有铁路上都充斥着到亚洲的部队的列车。中国是这一切行动的最终目
标。过了一段时间后,庞大的海上行动。来自各个国家的远洋军舰远征而出,舰队随后
,一直到中国沿海。国家清空了他们的海军码头。他们派出了预算官,工兵,和灯塔守
护者,他们派出了过去陈旧的巡洋舰和战舰。同时他们开始招募商船加入。统计表明,
共有58640艏商船,配备探照灯和速射火炮,由各国开往中国。
中国在微笑地等待着。在她的土地边,沿着她的国界,驻扎了以百万计的欧洲战士。她
动员了五倍于此的民兵等待入侵。这次看来与上次一样。但中国突然感到困惑。因为这
支庞大的队伍并没有开始入侵。她无法理解这一现象。广大的西伯利亚边境一切都归于
平静。她的海岸城镇和村庄甚至没有遭到炮轰。在世界历史上,从来没有过如此强大的
战争舰队的聚集。世界上所有的船队,百万吨的战舰聚集在她的海岸线上,却什么都没
有发生。没有任何尝试。他们想使她离开她的地盘吗?中国笑了。他们以为能够厌倦死
她... 阅读全帖 |
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