p***r
发帖数: 533 | 1 http://gearpatrol.com/2012/03/21/design-spotlight-canon-ae-d-mi
The Canon AE-D Mirrorless Camera System Concept is built around a full-frame
18.1 megapixel sensor sourced from the Canon 1DX. For glass, a “CM-D”
Canon EF lens mount will accommodate all EF lenses including a concept 50mm
f/1.0L prime kit lens with direct aperture control (can we have this now,
please?) along with the requisite pancake lens (not pictured) so popular in
mirrorless cameras for easy-pocketability. A detachable electro... 阅读全帖 |
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a********l
发帖数: 39524 | 2 men evolve, tastes change. someday you'll get over that hump.
haha! |
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p******r
发帖数: 6213 | 3 亮点在最后一句。
【 以下文字转载自 pets 讨论区 】
发信人: Louisewu (Ares姐), 信区: pets
标 题: 在Dog Park遇上个极品女，我人生第二次为了狗动手啊。。。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 7 13:03:55 2013, 美东)
带去Dog Park玩的好好的，这女的带了只4个月的GSD puppy来了。当时地上有个
球，在它和我家狗的中间，俩狗都想要。Ares动作大，就先得到了。然后那只GSD
puppy就不乐意的，在A周围狂叫，A不理。于是开始上爪上嘴……发展到后面就去咬A的
嘴了。直到这一刻，我和那女的都没出声，就当作普通玩乐。
突然，那个puppy就从后面用俩前爪抱住A的腰开始hump，胖A最不能忍的就是被
骑跨，叼着球扭头对它GRRR了一声。那个Puppy就吓得钻椅子下面了。奇葩的一刻来了
，这女的突然奋起，拿起抛球器就砸Ares的头，砸了两下嘴里还嚷嚷：“He is just a
puppy!!! Get away!!”然后扭头给我来句：“My dog is GSD ok?? The sma... 阅读全帖 |
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a********l
发帖数: 39524 | 4 genius idea! now you can dry hump a nikon product and get pleasure out of it
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i*****s
发帖数: 15215 | 5 【 以下文字转载自 Animals 讨论区 】
发信人: iForpus (coelestis), 信区: Animals
标 题: 冬日里的堪察加 白色的世界
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 5 16:47:09 2012, 美东)
About 8 thousand years ago, a powerful eruption caused sinking of the Earth
crust in the south of Kamchatka, forming a large lake with a maximum depth
of over 300 meters. Years later, the lake became home for the largest red
salmon run in the world.
Spawning at Kurile Lake begins in July and lasts till March.
Fish spawn at shallow waters and mountain rivers that fill th... 阅读全帖 |
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T1
发帖数: 4732 | 7 Is lang lang really gay?
Is chinese pianist Lang Lang gay?
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Well, in terms of sexuality, I find it fishy that this guy does not have a
girl friend. Then again, not a lot of famous pianists do (like Evgeny Kissin
).
If you go on youtube and watch him play Rachmaninoff concerto No.3, he looks
like he's humping the damn piano seat.
So, I'm gonna have to give that a big YES! |
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d*****e
发帖数: 7368 | 8 赞, 这么快就找到了.
humping/key_west_humping.jpg |
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p****x
发帖数: 980 | 9 原创笑话：
Yesterday, I was on a crowded subway train standing face to face with a
hottie. We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel
my heat. “They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy
complained. I didn’t say anything. “ Are they playing drums on the train?
” A lady said, looking around for drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I
whispered to her in embarrassment.Then the hottie said, "they should ban
pets on subway. A dog is humping my
leg"！ |
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m********l
发帖数: 4394 | 10 then the hottie say, "they should ban pets on subway. A dog is humping my
leg"
hottie.
I
embarrassment. |
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f**********e
发帖数: 1994 | 11 我骑自行车时有大狗跑过来 hump 我。我干。 |
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f********4
发帖数: 2883 | 12 做了一下研究，发现原来所有的所谓脱口秀都是由职业的Writer们写出脚本script，再
由host来演出的。Jimmy Kimmel脱口秀同样有一个职业写手团队，其Co-head Writer为
一白女，看照片和介绍。
想起来多可笑，现在我们中国人还能够说这不过是一个孩子的童言无忌，一个笑话吗。
这是一个刻意的试探，是我们所有的中国人面临的一个严重的考验。
What It's Like to Write For a Late Night Talk Show
http://splitsider.com/2013/10/what-its-like-to-write-for-a-late
Comedy is an industry. For every performer on stage, there are hundreds of
people working behind-the-scenes. These creative and business jobs, which
exist in all disciplines and levels of comedy, collecti... 阅读全帖 |
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f**********r
发帖数: 18251 | 13 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: fighter644 (武士), 信区: Military
标 题: 原来JK脱口秀是由职业writer团队写出脚本的, Co-head Writer为一白女
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 27 15:44:35 2013, 美东)
做了一下研究，发现原来所有的所谓脱口秀都是由职业的Writer们写出脚本script，再
由host来演出的。Jimmy Kimmel脱口秀同样有一个职业写手团队，其Co-head Writer为
一白女，看照片和介绍。
想起来多可笑，现在我们中国人还能够说这不过是一个孩子的童言无忌，一个笑话吗。
这是一个刻意的试探，是我们所有的中国人面临的一个严重的考验。
What It's Like to Write For a Late Night Talk Show
http://splitsider.com/2013/10/what-its-like-to-write-for-a-late
Comedy is an industry. For every performer on s... 阅读全帖 |
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h**********r
发帖数: 75 | 14 一看就知道没跟美国人聊过
一般都用 banging， humping...
也可以用 do 什么的 |
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t******n
发帖数: 2939 | 16 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
fighter644 (武士) 于 (Sun Oct 27 15:47:15 2013, 美东) 提到:
做了一下研究，发现原来所有的所谓脱口秀都是由职业的Writer们写出脚本script，再
由host来演出的。Jimmy Kimmel脱口秀同样有一个职业写手团队，其Co-head Writer为
一白女，看照片和介绍。
想起来多可笑，现在我们中国人还能够说这不过是一个孩子的童言无忌，一个笑话吗。
这是一个刻意的试探，是我们所有的中国人面临的一个严重的考验。
What It's Like to Write For a Late Night Talk Show
http://splitsider.com/2013/10/what-its-like-to-write-for-a-late
Comedy is an industry. For every performer on stage, there are hundreds of
people working behind-the-scene... 阅读全帖 |
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K****N
发帖数: 10783 | 17 The Laughing Heart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va1t6a0zCkQ
your life is your life
don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission.
be on the watch.
there are ways out.
there is a light somewhere.
it may not be much light but
it beats the darkness.
be on the watch.
the gods will offer you chances.
know them.
take them.
you can’t beat death but
you can beat death in life, sometimes.
and the more often you learn to do it,
the more light there will be.
your life is your life.
know it while you have ... 阅读全帖 |
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K****N
发帖数: 10783 | 18 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM
Lately I've been hard to reach
I've been too long on my own
Everybody has their private world
Where they can be alone
Are you calling me?
Are you trying to get through?
Are you reaching out for me?
I'm reaching out for you
I'm just so fucking depressed
I just can't seem to get out this slump
If I could just get over this hump
But I need something to pull me out this dump
I took my bruises, took my lumps
Fell down and I got right back up
But I need that ... 阅读全帖 |
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s**d
发帖数: 787 | 19 really? how did you tell? because they got 2 humps? |
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d**a
发帖数: 98 | 20 我觉得这个意境是怎么都翻译不出来的，试试吧：
I would look on White Hump Mountain at my leisure, while clearly I remember
that once, there was a woman waiting for me over there. Acutally, she was
merely joking on me for the "befuddling and dreaming"-- The more you attempt
to be sure of if you have already forgotten, the clearlier would you
instead remember. I was once told that, when you lost a possession forever,
you should do nothing else but instructing yourself not to forget.
记得 |
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s**d
发帖数: 787 | 21 意思就是f**k you, bone you, boink you, pound you, hump you, bang you,
copulate with you, fornicate with you, mate with you, and have my way with
you.
是的。是骂人的话。不要学。好孩子都不说脏话的。 |
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r******n
发帖数: 10 | 22 无语~~ 你真是好孩子
意思就是f**k you, bone you, boink you, pound you, hump you, bang you,
copulate with you, fornicate with you, mate with you, and have my way with
you.
是的。是骂人的话。不要学。好孩子都不说脏话的。 |
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C********n
发帖数: 6682 | 23 我操
7岁小孩跳 my humps
国内真是无底线啊 |
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p****x
发帖数: 980 | 24 Yesterday, I was on a crowded subway train standing face to face with a
hottie. We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel
my heat. “They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy
complained. I didn’t say anything. “ Are they playing drums on the train?
” A lady said, looking around for drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I
whispered to her in embarrassment.Then the hottie said, "they should ban
pets on the subway. A dog is humping my leg"！
Welcome to vis... 阅读全帖 |
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d********f
发帖数: 43471 | 25 【 以下文字转载自 pets 讨论区 】
发信人: Louisewu (Ares姐), 信区: pets
标 题: 在Dog Park遇上个极品女，我人生第二次为了狗动手啊。。。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Apr 7 13:03:55 2013, 美东)
前言：那什么，我没想到这帖会上首页，这不是我本意。我也无意把自己的做法去推广
，教别人。发帖不是为了图个出名。所以不管支持也好，反对也罢，请不要转我的帖去
其他版！倒不是怕被人骂，而是不养狗就无法对我的心情感同身受，也没有立场去评论
我的所作所为。就好比我没结婚生子，却跑去别人闹离婚、婆媳关系不合的帖子发表高
谈论阔，这不是扯么？
你没有养狗，看这个帖子就当围观图热闹了。说句不好听的，我坐牢还是留案底，跟你
没半毛钱关系，不用你操心。养狗的人也请别随便学我的做法。能有正当防卫的意识就
可以，我脾气暴躁是我个人原因。我爱狗多过爱人，也是个人因素。价值观不同的，麻
烦你点右上角的叉。值不值的我自己开心就行。Thank you!
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m***y
发帖数: 14763 | 26 OP和这帮科学家都没有养过狗 哺乳动物不都这艹性 逮啥都能dry hump |
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s**********l
发帖数: 8966 | 27 我用verizon在三番downtown两个hump中间都没有信号，非得翻到山包上才能4G，倒霉
的是没信号的地方叫telegraph hill。 |
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l****t
发帖数: 36289 | 28 【 以下文字转载自 pets 讨论区 】
发信人: meowyyt (meowyyt), 信区: pets
标 题: 朋友带发情期的母狗来聚会怎么办
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 8 22:43:52 2015, 美东)
我家公狗快两岁了，8周领养的时候就绝育了。今天一群养狗的朋友约着出来爬山聚会
。有一个朋友的朋友带了两只没绝育的母狗，其中一只正在发情期。我家小狗恰是一群
狗里面唯一一只公狗。这是我第一次遇到这个情况，开始也没多心。但是很快，我家小
狗注意力就全在那俩母狗身上了。多次扑上去就hump，人完全看不住，recall 也无用
了。甚至我家狗连水也不喝，treat 也不吃，就惦记着那俩母狗。有几次我一没看住，
我家小狗就骑上去了，母狗的主人就一把推开我的狗。我意识到局面不受控制的时候就
提出先走了。
我想问问大家我家从小就绝育了的，从来没有发生过性行为的小公狗这么疯狂不受控制
正常吗？以后我是不是都要提前问清楚有没有发情期的母狗要来，然后避开？ |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 29 我家儿子快两岁了，8周领养的时候就绝育了。今天一群养孩子的朋友约着出来爬山聚
会。有一个朋友的朋友带了两只没绝育的女儿，其中一只正在发情期。我家孩子恰是一
群孩子里面唯一一只儿子。这是我第一次遇到这个情况，开始也没多心。但是很快，我
家孩子注意力就全在那俩女儿身上了。多次扑上去就hump，人完全看不住，recall 也
无用了。甚至我家孩子连水也不喝，treat 也不吃，就惦记着那俩女儿。有几次我一没
看住，我家儿子就骑上去了，女儿的主人就一把推开我的孩子。我意识到局面不受控制
的时候就提出先走了。
我想问问大家我家从小就绝育了的，从来没有发生过性行为的小儿子这么疯狂不受控制
正常吗？以后我是不是都要提前问清楚有没有发情期的女儿要来，然后避开？ |
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M*******n
发帖数: 10087 | 30 dry hump，intercrural, sumata? |
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m********l
发帖数: 4394 | 31 You gotta be more specific.
In what setting? (e.g. bar? club? party? school?)
With what goal? (e.g. hump and dump? short term? long term? for fun?)
戏； |
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s******e
发帖数: 2181 | 32 这个就叫heroic couplets啊，我觉得和rap没啥区别啊，唱起来也许还没rap好听，对
比下这个
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
all junk inside your trunk
I'ma get get get get you drunk
get you love drunk off my hump
...
but they keep givin
So I keep on takin
And no I aint takin
We can keep on takin
Now keep on demonstratin |
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x********u
发帖数: 15396 | 33 那个地方是按40磅分大狗小狗区
我去的时候大狗区里面很多greyhound，全部都带着嘴套。居然一个其他品种的狗都没
有。小狗区里没有狗。那些greyhound的主人建议我到小狗区。我看看那些狗都虎视眈
眈的看着小t，我就自己去小狗区了。
把链子解开后,他就开始调戏那些greyhound.沿着栅栏跑.然后我们就看着小狗区一边小
t在跑阿跑，大狗区那边一群灰狗挤在一起跟着小t跑啊跑。他们的嘴套都在栅栏上撞得
乒乓响...
在跑了n圈之后，小t同学倒下了。然后大狗区2个人异口同声说，puppy is down. 赫赫
休息了几秒钟后，小t同学就又继续了。那边大狗也继续边追边叫。。。小t同学一声不
吭，但是继续调戏人家。
过了大概半个多小时，小狗区来了一个比小t稍微大点的狗，和一个麦色的西高。那个
大些的狗很奇怪，一点都不想玩，就粘在主人旁边，小t闻闻他，他就想咬。几次之后
小t就不理他了。开始骚扰那个西高。想hump人家。每次都被那个小狗龇牙咧嘴的吼。
他还是很happy得跟在人家后面。汗。。。发现lab脾气真超好啊。每只狗都叫得很high
,但小t一直没有叫过。碰到其他狗对他不nice, |
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c******a
发帖数: 789 | 34 Faraday很乖，和公司的大狗们都玩得很温柔礼貌。
昨天老总把他的一个吉娃娃一个king spaniel带来了，和儿子差不多size, 都惯坏了成天追着人叫。spaniel老扑我儿子，扑得儿子忍无可忍跳上了俺的膝盖；这都还好....
下午，惨案发生了。
老总把三条小狗叫到跟前，一个一个喂treats。本来如果每次都按顺序而且先叫名字还是绝对没问题的（之前我就喂过），傻老总random喂，吉娃娃凶性大发，对着俺儿子的脸就是一口咬。老总也不教训，单单把她抱离地面而已。
过了一阵子chihuahua被放下来之后，追着我儿子又是一口！
儿子惨叫得那个可怜啊，但居然没有还口，真是好儿子！
俺没来得及心疼，spaniel又开始hump neutered了的儿子，我可怜的儿子啊！今天就没带他上班了。>_< |
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h**l
发帖数: 4883 | 35 终于亲眼看见破狗拉。。。和K还有G玩的都不错。。。
破狗好喜欢K， 追着要舔K的脸。。。
破狗还hump了K和G。现在俩狗都觉得很羞辱阿。。。 |
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b***t
发帖数: 1513 | 36 我注意到都是chili先吃饭，吃完之后，天天才去吃的。不过chili倒是很自觉，不会碰
天天的那一碗（因为天天那一碗没有他吃的香！他可精呢！）
这样说明chili是老大么？
平时倒是天天经常爬到chili身上做humping的萎缩动作。。。 |
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b******a
发帖数: 12216 | 37 很彪悍吧。据说他现在会hump白爪，所以两周后俩个小家伙就要kc了。 |
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b******a
发帖数: 12216 | 38 嗯，据说现在经常被大黑hump，身材也很修长，确实看起来比较像女孩子。 |
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