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发帖数: 980 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: ppddxx (孟楠), 信区: NewYork
标 题: Life is like a box of gift
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun May 8 18:19:23 2011, 美东)
My mom always says:" Life is like a box of gift, you never know what you are
gonna get, until you unwrap it." When I saw that movie Forrest Gump in 1994
, I didn't understand why Forrest Gump's mom would say that " life is like a
box of chocolate, you never know what you are gonna get".
Well, at least you knew it would be a box of chocolate, not candy, cookie or
fish. Whereas when you receive a box of gift, you really have no clue what
’s inside the box until you unwrap it.So, life is unpredictable. Let me
give you an example of myself...
The video clip is available here:
http://www.yuehaixiao.net/2010/08/life-is-like-box-of-gift.html | p****x
发帖数: 980 | 2 原创笑话：
Yesterday, I was on a crowded subway train standing face to face with a
hottie. We were so close that my cheek was burning. The whole car could feel
my heat. “They should turn the heat off. It is spring already”, a guy
complained. I didn’t say anything. “ Are they playing drums on the train?
” A lady said, looking around for drummers. “Those were my heartbeats.” I
whispered to her in embarrassment.Then the hottie said, "they should ban
pets on subway. A dog is humping my
leg"！ |
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