B*********e
发帖数: 2313 | 1 Yeah, I got the joke. I knew slicer and hooker are golf terms but Slicer
always goes to the right while Hooker always goes to the left. So I said
even OJ and Heidi want to meet in the golf course, they will not be able to.
Because one always goes to the right and the other always goes to the left
. Slicer and Hooker never happens at the same time. Got it?
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发帖数: 538 | 2 一个朋友转发的，写得很有意思，大家看看 :)
评论也很有意思。
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-10-15/chinese-home-bu
Why Are Chinese Millionaires Buying Mansions in an L.A. Suburb?
By Karen Weise October 15, 2014
Why Are Chinese Millionaires Buying Mansions in an L.A. Suburb?
Photograph by Damon Casarez for Bloomberg Businessweek
“Oh, hey! How ya’ doin’?” Raleigh Ornelas hollers, leaning out the
window of his spotless white pickup truck. He’s recognized the man across
the street, a developer standing in fr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 16647 | 3 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
Legacy (SL) 于 (Wed Jan 4 04:19:43 2012, 美东) 提到:
收到一张notice of infraction. southbound 148th ave NE右转到bel red road的red
light violation. 那个红灯不是红箭头，也不能右转吗？
有人有类似的经历吗？Thanks.
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saintknight (圣骑士) 于 (Wed Jan 4 04:37:57 2012, 美东) 提到:
u need to stop and make a safe right turn(if u dont know this b4, i
personally feel it might be good 4 u to get this ticket coz it would make u
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发帖数: 1162 | 4 A little farm boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm,
his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him he will get no breakfast until he does his chores. So,
a little pissed, he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He
goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he
kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl
of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs a... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 28835 | 5 I have been a Vol fan for longer than many on this forum have been alive. So
I just wanted to throw in a little perspective here.
I was at the game in 1982 when Majors defeated The Bear and the goal posts
were torn down (what a night). I was in New Orleans in 1985 when the Vols
crushed Miami (suck-it Jimmy Johnson). Several years later, I watched as
Majors was replaced by Fulmer.
Life goes on.
I watched Peyton Manning announce he was staying for his senior year. I was
at the Ark game in 1998 for... 阅读全帖 |
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n****l
发帖数: 6652 | 6 http://bbs.fishtt.hk/viewthread.php?tid=4937
美国乒乓球球员评分
我转发这个帖是想让更多球友了解美国乒乓球球员评分方法. 感觉该评分系统是比较
客观的(我参过美国乒乓球积分赛). 我认为运动员水平要有提高, 一是要知道他人水平
怎样, 更要认清自己. 有了积分, 你可冷静,客观地认识,分析问题. 发现别人和自己的
技术长,短处, 训练,比赛中扬长避短. 这不仅对业余乒乓球球员有益, 对中国乒乓球群
众化,规范化也好. 建一个该评分系统, 其实还是一个大的赢利商机. 美国评估一个积
分为每人15美元. 大家有兴趣吗? 建议小鱼儿牵头推广它. 个人见解, 欢迎拍砖.
转自SOHU论坛
作者：【小能】
[drbigqiu@sohu]
发表于2004-10-22 13:44:56
USATT 是美国乒乓球协会。在该协会注册的乒乓球俱乐部和业余球员数目众多。为了更
好地切磋和增进球技，USATT实行了积分制度，以评估选手的实力。台湾也在应用这套
记分方法。该制度不将选手的年龄性别球龄等作分类，而是统一进行评分。缺点是略显
粗糙，优点是... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3932 | 7 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
TheBigSlick (Ivan) 于 (Mon Nov 21 14:00:50 2011, 美东) 提到:
I don't have many interesting hands to share these days. I am playing boring
poker with either small gains and small loss.
But there was one hand I played serveral weeks ago that I think may be worth
discussion.
I was playing NL2/5 table, villain was a young asian in mid 20s. He sits
down with maybe $300 chips, run up to $500ish when this hand happend. I was
sitting maybe $600 chips and had him c... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 465 | 10 美加边境trusted traveler program - NEXUS攻略简介
拿到绿卡后没多久就换了份经常在美加之间出差的工作，所以难免经常陆路和飞机往返
于美加之间。
每次通过美加边境，不管是陆路还是加拿大境内机场，都可以看到一个NEXUS的标志，
下面有美加两国国旗。回家上网一查才知道这个是美国的CBP和加拿大的CBSA一起搞得
trusted traveler program。于是就开始研究了一番。
先把一些关键要点列出来供大家参考：
1）谁可以申请：主要面向美加两国公民和永久居民，也包括其他一些复杂情况，这里
不详述
2）如何申请：通过CBP的GOES网站https://goes-app.cbp.dhs.gov/main/goes， 准备
好提供护照绿卡驾照，最近五年住址和工作记录
3）申请流程：在网上提交申请之后，一般会等待大概1一个左右，然后会收到CBP的
email通知是否被“有条件的批准”或者是“拒绝”。如果被“有条件批准”，恭喜，
可以登录GOES网站选择下一步面试的时间和地点。美国和加拿大都有面试的地点，叫
NEXUS enrollment center。每个面... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1454 | 11 如果是同时有美国和加拿大的永久身份，去申请这个不是两边挨骂？ 如果拿到美国的
reentry permit再申请是不是好些？
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美加边境trusted traveler program - NEXUS攻略简介
拿到绿卡后没多久就换了份经常在美加之间出差的工作，所以难免经常陆路和飞机往返
于美加之间。
每次通过美加边境，不管是陆路还是加拿大境内机场，都可以看到一个NEXUS的标志，
下面有美加两国国旗。回家上网一查才知道这个是美国的CBP和加拿大的CBSA一起搞得
trusted traveler program。于是就开始研究了一番。
先把一些关键要点列出来供大家参考：
1）谁可以申请：主要面向美加两国公民和永久居民，也包括其他一些复杂情况，这里
不详述
2）如何申请：通过CBP的GOES网站https://goes-app.cbp.dhs.gov/main/goes， 准备
好提供护照绿卡驾照，最近五年住址和工作记录
3）申请流程：在网上提交申请之后，一般会等待大概1一... 阅读全帖 |
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b******n
发帖数: 2328 | 12 秋日的阳光，温柔明亮，多出去走走 :P
"When You Kiss Me"
This could be it, I think I'm in love
It's love this time
It just seems to fit, I think I'm in love
This love is mine
I can see you with me when I'm older
All my lonely night are finally over
You took the weight of the world off my
shoulders (the world just goes away)
[Chorus:]
Oh, when you kiss me
I know you miss me--
and when you're with me
The world just goes away
The way you hold me
The way you show me that you
adore me--oh, when you kiss me
Oh, yeah
Yo... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 147 | 13 先贴蝎子的吧
Scorpio Horoscope for November 2010
By Susan Miller
What a glorious month lies ahead! Of all the months of 2010, November will
be the sweetest. How
wonderful that birthday month will be so rare and special for you. The Sun,
Mercury, and Venus have by
now moved into Scorpio, and with such loving planets behind you, you will
feel confident and determined to
succeed. The Sun will add to your presence and demeanor of authority,
Mercury will sharpen your ability to
articulate ideas, the new mo... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 147 | 14 Gemini Horoscope for November 2010
By Susan Miller
In so many ways, November may bring your greatest moments in your career.
Jupiter, the planet of good
fortune, is now in his final hours of Pisces. Once you get to January 22,
Jupiter will leave Pisces and your
tenth house of fame, not to return until 2021, a decade from now. Jupiter is
the planet that brings good
fortune and even miracles, and in November, many of the planets will click
into position to support Jupiter
and allow him to do his b... 阅读全帖 |
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t***y
发帖数: 182 | 15 source:
http://astrologyzone.com/forecasts/monthly/capricorn_full.php
Capricorn Horoscope for April 2012
By Susan Miller
This month could bring on a very lyrical, romantic phase, and when it
happens, it could be the best you've ever seen. It is now possible to meet
the love of your life - to have that heart stopping, life changing meeting,
promised to you this year from a rare visit of Jupiter and unlocked by a
very powerful new moon. Late April will be simply divine, starting with the
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t***y
发帖数: 182 | 16 来自：susanmiller小组（http://www.douban.com/group/susanmiller/）
搬运排版： MQ-美棋 译者：幻觉
译文：
——————————————— ★★★正 文★★★ ——————————————
4月是个一分为二的月份，上半月，财务事宜占据了你的精力，之后的下半月，是有很
多娱乐、放松活动，还可能去旅行的时候了。要记住，下半月的时候将为你打造更好的
氛围，而这个月的前两周，你要忙于你的收入、支票簿、计算小票这些事情上。这种财
务上的忙碌是暂时的，所以也要为下半月会很好感觉高兴哦！
如果看看你的整体状况，你长期以来一直在处理困难的财务局面，也许这远从2009年10
月就开始了，土星从那时候起一直在天秤座行运，明显的限制了你的收入。看起来你一
直在应对预算紧缺的老板和客户，所以情况变得更加困难，并且换工作也没得到帮助—
—如果你曾去面试工作，也遇上的一样的情况。同时，你的开支也上升了，你肯定感觉
自己陷入财务困境。
等到今年10月份的时候，你紧缩的现金状况就会消除，那时土星将离开天秤座这个对你
来说较为艰难的位置。但这个月你还遇上4月6日的满... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****a
发帖数: 2755 | 17 其实我都还没看。。
转自豆瓣
转载请注明“susanmiller小组”及译者姓名，谢谢！
译者：爱笑的阿阿、子夜、周芝彤
来自：susanmiller小组（http://www.douban.com/group/susanmiller/）
*******正文第一部分——译者：爱笑的阿阿
你的七月有着非常美妙的前景！木星，福气之星，就在6月25日那天刚刚进入巨蟹座，
在未来的12个月里，木星将以其在过去数年内尚未能达到的方式支持你。占星学家们知
道木星将在巨蟹座得到擢升，也就是说，对于木星来说巨蟹座是最恰当的位置以助其充
分发挥它带来好运、财务增长、扩张和幸福的天赋。你将得到额外的一大波好运，由于
你是蝎纸，是个水相星座，因此现在你将非常轻松地获取这些礼物。木星还将巩固你的
健康、助你远途旅行、给予你在谈判中的优势地位——而这仅仅是木星带来的开胃菜！
木星将在巨蟹座呆到明年2014年的7月16日，给你充分的时间去获得超常的成绩。你的
九宫正是木星安营扎寨的地方，九宫关系着智力的扩张和知识的获取与分享，以促进理
解和协调能力，九宫还关系着旅行，以及司法、高等教育、移民事务，还有那些散播信
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发帖数: 39903 | 18 The sun goes down
The stars come out
And all that counts
Is here and now
My universe will never be the same
I'm glad you came
You cast a spell on me, spell on me
You hit me like the sky fell on me, fell on me
And I decided you look well on me, well on me
So let's go somewhere no-one else can see, you and me
Turn the lights out now
Now I'll take you by the hand
Hand you another drink
Drink it if you can
Can you spend a little time,
Time is slipping away from us so stay,
Stay with me I can make,
M... 阅读全帖 |
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k****w
发帖数: 3753 | 19 Since we have in game clock now.
original link: http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/832174069
Hello all,
Something that can be difficult to deal with as a beginning player is
correctly reacting to the many different rushes and timing attacks in games.
Knowing these timings can be greatly helpful to your gameplay, and can also
improve your scouting.This is a list of many important timing pushes that a
Protoss player will encounter, organized. This is by no means a complete
list, though I have... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 141625 | 21 噢对的，我搞错了，wham!唱的是last xmas。你也搞错了，是river of dreams，不是
dream of rivers，哈哈。对的这支歌我也喜欢。billy joel还有一支and so it goes
，我很喜欢歌词，即使在热恋中，他都很清醒地意识到一切都会过去，“And so it
goes, and so it goes，And so will you soon I suppose”，真是让人很难过。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHO6a2H-pqY
And So It Goes
Artist(Band):Billy Joel
In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers past
Until a new one comes along
I spoke to you in cautious tones
You answered me with no pretense
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s*l
发帖数: 9421 | 22 记得多年前NPR节目采访美国七十年代的一位女喜剧演员Carol Leifer，不了解她的人
应该都看过她参与制作的喜剧连续剧Seinfeld。采访中Carol回忆起她那个爱讲段子的
父亲，还有小时候她爸爸曾讲过的一个chicken的笑话。感谢Google，我搜索了一下还
真的在网上找到了那个采访笑话原文，我觉得这是我所听到过的最好的笑话，没有之一～
"A guy goes to the ticket window of a movie theater with a chicken on his
shoulder and asks for two tickets. The ticket lady asks who's going in with
him, and the guys says, 'My pet chicken here.' 'Well, I'm sorry,' the woman
tells him, 'but we don't allow animals in the movie theater.' So the guy
goes around the corner an... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1873 | 23 try this one
A gal goes to the ticket window of a movie theater with a poodle on her
shoulder and asks for two tickets. The ticket lady asks who's going in with
her, and the gal says, 'My pet puppy here.' 'Well, I'm sorry,' the woman
tells her, 'but we don't allow animals in the movie theater.' So the gal
goes around the corner and stuffs the poodle down her shirt. She goes back
to the window, buys her ticket, and goes into the theater. But once the
movie begins, the poodle starts to get hot, so... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 24 来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 卡萨布兰卡 电视里《北纬30度》说到卡萨布兰卡。不禁回想起那最著名的爱情电影和动人的旋律。
卡萨布兰卡，伊人曾经约我，但我没有去过。空余伊人独自在水一方。因为无法抗拒。
英格丽·褒曼。我能想象最浪漫的事，就是拖着伊人的手，提着凉鞋，一起赤脚漫步在
罗马的石板街道上，寻找文明的遗迹。卡萨布兰卡，自由，的象征。
I fell in love with you watching Casablanca
Back row of the drive-in show in the flickering light
Popcorn and cokes beneath the stars
Became champagne and caviar
Making love on a long hot summer's night
I thought you fell in love with me watching Casablanca
Holding hands 'neath the paddle fans
In Rick's candle lit cafe
Hiding in the shadows from the... 阅读全帖 |
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R*****d
发帖数: 615 | 25 “An Ocean Apart” by Julie Delpy
Now, we are together
Sitting outside in the sunshine.
But soon we’ll be apart
And soon it’ll be night at noon.
Now, things are fine
The clouds are far away, up in the sky
But soon, I’ll be on a plane
And soon, you’ll feel the cold rain.
You promised to stay in touch when we part
You promised before I left that you’ll always love me
Time goes by and people cry
And everything goes too fast.
Time goes by and people cry
And everything goes too fast.
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j****e
发帖数: 12067 | 26 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: joycee (买买提头号女魔头), 信区: Joke
标 题: 老电影chinatown里的老笑话
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 10 13:42:00 2011, 美东)
其实过去chinaman这个词的侮辱性没有现在这么强，到如今完全演化成nigger一
个级别了。
btw, chinatown纵然多少有点贬损华人，仍然是很经典的，喜欢悬疑侦探,黑色幽默类
题材的没看过就太可惜了。
So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his
wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the
Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says,
"Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, the... 阅读全帖 |
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i******o
发帖数: 6843 | 27 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OI2LOC6D download
发现我录过的轻松欢快的歌还真是少啊。。。大部分都是颓废的。。。以后要尽量多录
欢乐的歌！
这首也是大半夜录的，当天收到好几个offer, 心情特别好，就很哈皮地唱了这歌。伴
奏是自己消音加升调的，效果听起来有些恐怖。。。除了一些和声叠加的部分是分开录
的，其他都是一遍过的，很粗糙，唱得也挺漫不经心的，基本没啥技巧可言，好在这歌
也就是听个欢乐美好的情绪... 后来分别有两个朋友说要帮我录个好一点儿的吉他伴奏
的，结果从四月份一直拖到现在还一版伴奏也没录出来...
祝大家周末愉快&节日快乐~~
jason mraz - life is wonderful
it takes a crane to build a crane
it takes two floors to make a story
it takes an egg to make a hen
it takes a hen to make an egg
there is no end to what i'm saying
it takes... 阅读全帖 |
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r********o
发帖数: 9 | 28 第一次发翻唱，大家轻拍，呵呵，好几年前唱的了~
卡萨布兰卡
演唱者：Bertie Higgins
I fell in love with you watching Casablanca
Back row of the drive in show in the flickering light
Popcorn and cokes beneath the stars became champagne and caviar
Making love on a long hot summers night
I thought you fell in love with me watching Casablance
Holding hands 'neath the paddle fans in Rick's Candle lit cafe
Hiding in the shadows from the spies. Moroccan moonlight in your eyes
Making magic at the movies in my old chevrolet
Oh! A kiss is ... 阅读全帖 |
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S********e
发帖数: 1311 | 29 10/23/2012: 谢谢大家帮我打到一百哇～～ 耶～～～～ (＾－＾)Y~~~
创作说明：
1。 好低。。Transcribe过了试用期。。下了几个waves， 都解不了，又下了一堆解压
的工具，没一个给力。。唉。。。白瞎我花了129仙 iTunes买的伴奏。。。不过话说既
然给我唱，白瞎的就绝对不只是伴奏啦，哈哈。。。。。
2。 我跟话筒之前都可以再站一个人的距离那么远，还是那么多吞口水泡泡爆炸的啪啪
声音，喝了好多柠檬水，还是那么吵, 咋整。。。求解。。。
3。嘿嘿。。介个与唱歌无关。。。打我啊打我啊！！！够100就行，就可以去形象兽吃
包子幼～～～～谢啊谢啊谢～～～～～
原唱：The Wanted
作词：Steve Mac, Wayne Hector and Ed Drewett
作曲：Steve Mac
翻唱：SodaBubble
歌词：
The sun goes down
The stars come out
And all that counts
Is here and now
My universe will never be the same
I'm glad y... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1311 | 30 10/23/2012: 谢谢大家帮我打到一百哇～～ 耶～～～～ (＾－＾)Y~~~
创作说明：
1。 好低。。Transcribe过了试用期。。下了几个waves， 都解不了，又下了一堆解压
的工具，没一个给力。。唉。。。白瞎我花了129仙 iTunes买的伴奏。。。不过话说既
然给我唱，白瞎的就绝对不只是伴奏啦，哈哈。。。。。
2。 我跟话筒之前都可以再站一个人的距离那么远，还是那么多吞口水泡泡爆炸的啪啪
声音，喝了好多柠檬水，还是那么吵, 咋整。。。求解。。。
3。嘿嘿。。介个与唱歌无关。。。打我啊打我啊！！！够100就行，就可以去形象兽吃
包子幼～～～～谢啊谢啊谢～～～～～
原唱：The Wanted
作词：Steve Mac, Wayne Hector and Ed Drewett
作曲：Steve Mac
翻唱：SodaBubble
歌词：
The sun goes down
The stars come out
And all that counts
Is here and now
My universe will never be the same
I'm glad y... 阅读全帖 |
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i******o
发帖数: 6843 | 31 【 以下文字转载自 Music 讨论区 】
发信人: iToldUso (嗔睡鼠), 信区: Music
标 题: 发首欢乐的歌儿祝大家周末愉快吧~iToldUso-Life is wonderful(J
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 28 23:20:44 2011, 美东)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OI2LOC6D download
发现我录过的轻松欢快的歌还真是少啊。。。大部分都是颓废的。。。以后要尽量多录
欢乐的歌！
这首也是大半夜录的，当天收到好几个offer, 心情特别好，就很哈皮地唱了这歌。伴
奏是自己消音加升调的，效果听起来有些恐怖。。。除了一些和声叠加的部分是分开录
的，其他都是一遍过的，很粗糙，唱得也挺漫不经心的，基本没啥技巧可言，好在这歌
也就是听个欢乐美好的情绪... 后来分别有两个朋友说要帮我录个好一点儿的吉他伴奏
的，结果从四月份一直拖到现在还一版伴奏也没录出来...
祝大家周末愉快&节日快乐~~
jason mraz - life is wonderful
it takes a crane to bui... 阅读全帖 |
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i******o
发帖数: 6843 | 32 【 以下文字转载自 Music 讨论区 】
发信人: iToldUso (嗔睡鼠), 信区: Music
标 题: 发首欢乐的歌儿祝大家周末愉快吧~iToldUso-Life is wonderful(J
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 28 23:20:44 2011, 美东)
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OI2LOC6D download
发现我录过的轻松欢快的歌还真是少啊。。。大部分都是颓废的。。。以后要尽量多录
欢乐的歌！
这首也是大半夜录的，当天收到好几个offer, 心情特别好，就很哈皮地唱了这歌。伴
奏是自己消音加升调的，效果听起来有些恐怖。。。除了一些和声叠加的部分是分开录
的，其他都是一遍过的，很粗糙，唱得也挺漫不经心的，基本没啥技巧可言，好在这歌
也就是听个欢乐美好的情绪... 后来分别有两个朋友说要帮我录个好一点儿的吉他伴奏
的，结果从四月份一直拖到现在还一版伴奏也没录出来...
祝大家周末愉快&节日快乐~~
jason mraz - life is wonderful
it takes a crane to bui... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 699 | 33 来自主题: WaterWorld版 - water How to SUCCESSFULLY teach a baby to sleep - 3rd ed.
Group Owner
BabeGirlMom · Pass a Note!
Posted 02/11/2009
http://community.babycenter.com/post/a5417415/how_to_successful
1) WHY?
Sleep training is NOT a fix-all-solution to all sleep problems. If your baby
is not sleeping well, there are usually good reasons why.
The most common reasons are:
1) Overtiredness. All sleep problems are at least partly due to
overtiredness. Some problems my have been initiated by illness, teething, or
phases; but be... 阅读全帖 |
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w***n
发帖数: 2474 | 34 Casablanca Lyrics
I fell in love with you watching Casablanca
Back row of the drive in show in the flickering light
Popcorn and cokes beneath the stars became champagne and caviar
Making love on a long hot summers night
I thought you fell in love with me watching Casablanca
Holding hands 'neath the paddle fans in Rick's Candle lit cafe
Hiding in the shadows from the spies. Moroccan moonlight in your eyes
Making magic at the movies in my old chevrolet
Oh! A kiss is still a kiss in Casablanca
But ... 阅读全帖 |
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j****e
发帖数: 12067 | 35 其实过去chinaman这个词的侮辱性没有现在这么强，到如今完全演化成nigger一
个级别了。
btw, chinatown纵然多少有点贬损华人，仍然是很经典的，喜欢悬疑侦探,黑色幽默类
题材的没看过就太可惜了。
So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his
wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the
Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says,
"Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then
they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more,
then they stop again, go and they... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 505 | 36 So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his
wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the
Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says, "Well
, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then they go
and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more, then they
stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go back and they
screw a little bit more and then they go out and they con... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 37 A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
the entrance:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****d
发帖数: 7963 | 38 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
TwoEnded (亡者归来) 于 (Wed Jun 8 12:27:22 2011, 美东) 提到:
[Nothing Gold Can Stay - by Robert Frost]
Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold
Her early leaf's a flower
But only so an hour
Then leaf subsides to leaf
So Eden sank to grief
So dawn goes down to day
Nothing gold can stay
[翻译]
山野中的第一抹嫩绿，已经变得金黄
这美丽的颜色惊艳得让人心慌
年轻的叶子现在变成花朵，在风中怒放
但是只有一个小时的时光
然后，叶子一片片地飘散
于是伊甸园沉降到人间
于是黎明变成白天
而金色的叶子不再出现
[简评]
非常美丽的诗歌。我的翻译无论如何也不能表达我理解的万一！希望这里的高手能够指正。
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发帖数: 4908 | 39 elementary was very good, middle school was fine, high school was ok.
If you talk about high school only, the percentage it goes to the 1st tier c
ollege, there maybe average 1-3 per year. But if counts the percentage goes
to all colleges (4 yr bachelor's degree), maybe around 5-10?( both are witho
ut backdoor deal) I guess it's the same level as huagong fuzhong?
While in #2 middle school, around 125 out of 250 goes to 1 tier; huashiyi 29
8 or 299 out of 300 goes to 1st tier and
Not sure about ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 295 | 40 when vol goes up, mean(min(r1,r2)) goes down, vol(min(r1,r2)) goes up, of
course we need to make assumption on rho(s1,s2)
a:
1) when vol is low you short vol, when vol is high it is possible you will
long vol (assuming correlation between s1 and s2 is not -1)
2) you long vol
b:
1) you short skew
2) you long skew
c: i need to read more on heston but in SABR
1) when vol is low you short alpha, but again it could turn when vol goes up
2) you long alpha |
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z****u
发帖数: 185 | 41 "straddle = long a put and a call at the same time. We know that when
interest rate goes up, the value of future cash flow decreases, therefore
the value of a call goes up, while that of a put goes down. "
can you elaborate why the value of call goes up but value of put down? |
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l*******1
发帖数: 113 | 42 for OTM : vol goes down, delta goes down
for ITM: vol goes down, delta goes up |
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v*x
发帖数: 32 | 43 9 points,
(0,0),(0,1),(0,2),(1,0),(1,1),(1,2),(2,0),(2,1),(2,2);
4 lines:
one goes through (0,0) and(0,1);
one goes through (0,2) and (2,0);
one goes through (1,2) and (2,2);
one goes through (1,0) and (2,1);
there are other solutions, for example, rotation and/or mirror and/or
rotation and mirror symmetric to this one. |
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v**********m
发帖数: 5516 | 44 Uranium Resources CEO Discusses Q1 2012 Results - Earnings Call Transcript
Uranium Resources CEO Discusses Q1 2012 Results - Earnings Call Transcript
May 11, 2012 | about: URRE
Presentation
Q&A
Participants
Uranium Resources (URRE) Q1 2012 Earnings Call May 11, 2012 11:00 PM ET
Operator
Greetings and welcome to the Uranium Resources Incorporated First Quarter
2012 update conference call. At this time all participants are in a listen-
only mode. A brief question-and-answer session w... 阅读全帖 |
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c***r
发帖数: 4631 | 45 不知道这样的东西算书么， 1772 BCE的样子。刻的内容如下：
CODE OF LAWS
1. If any one ensnare another, putting a ban upon him, but he can not prove
it, then he that ensnared him shall be put to death.
2. If any one bring an accusation against a man, and the accused go to the
river and leap into the river, if he sink in the river his accuser shall
take possession of his house. But if the river prove that the accused is not
guilty, and he escape unhurt, then he who had brought the accusation shall
be put to death, while he... 阅读全帖 |
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c******3
发帖数: 194 | 46 下场 is the same.
Money goes to official's pockets --> goes to their children's pockets -->
goes to american's universities
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s********n
发帖数: 26222 | 47 流传很久的是， 米犹有建立world government的计划， 毁灭单个的国家政府， 而把
全世界置于米犹的控制之下。
这和正在发生的事情非常相似。
GEORGE SOROS AND THE ROTHSCHILD CONNECTION
Who was George Soros?
[H: Better yet: Who IS this man? Meet one of the most prominent of the
players in your downfall. He very much ‘was’ but he also IS and did, in
fact wreck the economy of Southeast Asia in very short order. He is a top
player in such as Bilderbergers and all the other controlling groups while
doing nothing “illegal”. But then no one can do anything illegal i... 阅读全帖 |
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p****m
发帖数: 510 | 48 国人的冷漠到了无以复加的地步了。 富士康那么多人跳楼自杀。国人是一边骂富士康
，一边送钱给苹果。
一个有良知的美国果轮到了中国看了苹果产品加工厂，就决定不买苹果产品了。 国人
呢当你用着苹果的产品的时候，有没有想过上面负你们同胞的的生命，身体和精神的健
康？当我看了以下的文章的时候，感觉到中国人真是没救了。
以下转贴。
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Mike-Daisey-goes-after-Apple-apf-
Mike Daisey goes after Apple, the late Steve Jobs
Mike Daisey goes after Apple in his new monologue and takes on Steve Jobs'
legacy
NEW YORK (AP) -- Normally, the launch of a new Apple device such as the
iPhone 4S would make Mike Daisey salivate. But not this year.
Daisey, ... 阅读全帖 |
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