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w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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So you are proud of your white dick sucking? No need to advertise that, it's
a given since you are a yellow dump ass kisser.
Go ahead and keep on fantasizing about sucking dick yourself, whatever color
that dick is. Maybe ask your daddy why you have dick issues while you are
at it. Or maybe ask him why you fancy white dick more than others.
Seriously, is there any yellow dump ass kisser who doesn't have vagina or
dick issue?
i****x
发帖数: 17565
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来自主题: Automobile版 - Why no A4 TDI in US ?
I'm still waiting for your explanation why twice the torque doesn't make a
difference in acceleration. Hint: drive one doesn't explain why it's not
faster. It will only reveal it's not.
oh I'm also waiting for your fantasized slk.

学生:老师,这个铅球我能拿得动吗?铅的密度是…emmmm,可是铅球的体积是多少啊
?老师:(沉默n久)自己拿一下不就知道拿动拿不动了……
★ Sent from iPhone App: iReader Mitbbs 7.51 - iPad Lite
o*******8
发帖数: 57
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来自主题: Faculty版 - olympia88
You need go to see a shrink. You got some serious issues, because you keep
fantasizing others’ personal life. What you have is called narcissistic
personality disorder. It’s also called NPD. Get some help, my friend.

not
m*******g
发帖数: 7050
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来自主题: Family版 - 原创水作:离婚了又怎样
你完全是强词夺理。
1 所谓的出轨,我们大致界定是双方都有意向并且有互动的,精神出轨更是如此,要不然的话,世界上99%的女人都精神出轨了,因为她们多少会多看一眼brad pitt, leonardo decaprio, etc。所以男女主人公没有精神出轨。
2 every inch is ur free space, until u reach my nose.你做什么都可以,只要不要伤害到别人,小三是明显的触犯他人利益的行为,要不然的话你为什么不伸手到别人的钱包里拿钱用?
3 u can fantasize whatever in ur head, just don't take it out. 想一下和付诸行动是本质的差别。幻想是一种精神状态,人人都有的,不是犯罪。如果你幻想捅人一刀并付诸实施的话,那你是犯罪。女主角是前者,小三是后者。
明白?
哇,天好晴朗,又回到我当新东方GMAT逻辑老师的感觉了。
T*******7
发帖数: 636
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maonvlang (猫女郎) 于 (Fri Jun 24 16:07:58 2011, 美东) 提到:
so,我以为日子就这样过了。
26岁的时候嫁给这个男人,他相貌平平,老实巴交,
但是勤勤恳恳,脚踏实地
就在国内的一个城市
说不定你我在地铁上还碰到过
结婚后的一年生了女儿
老公继续勤奋
我们于是有了房子和车子
老公很忙,越来越忙
-看到这里,你可能会觉得杯剧要发生了
但是还没有
他抽空会带我们一起出去参加朋友聚会
一群朋友,吃喝打牌
我不习惯
女儿哭了的时候我去拿奶瓶喂奶
抬头看到一个男生在看我
没有多想
我有点脸红
不过已经当了妈妈了,
怎么还会有那种想法
我bs自己
若无其事,回去继续看他们打牌
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GoooG (pumpkin) 于 (Fri Jun 24 16:08:53 2011, 美东) 提到:
sex out of marriage?
the nature of human being, ma... 阅读全帖
z****l
发帖数: 5282
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来自主题: Money版 - [合集] BOA new credit card
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yijiaguanjun (我是菜鸟) 于 (Wed Mar 6 14:15:17 2013, 美东) 提到:
这个怎么样?
https://www.bankofamerica.com/credit-cards/products/better-balance-rewards.
go
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seabelial (zhenmeijin) 于 (Wed Mar 6 14:19:24 2013, 美东) 提到:
我也正想发帖问呢,看起来不错
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weever (鲈鱼油跃) 于 (Wed Mar 6 14:20:32 2013, 美东) 提到:
苍蝇肉
适合初级选手
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alexx (panda in love~八胖~饲羊员~水木十年) 于 (Wed ... 阅读全帖
m****a
发帖数: 6567
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来自主题: NextGeneration版 - [bssd]时间如梭啊
就是自己“家页”不是可以看到自己的回帖么,有数的。
omgomgomgomg!!!!!!!!!!! 你太牛叉了,我太土了,sex dream都是我老公,也不来个
毛泽东贝多芬啥的让我fantasize 一下-___-
btw你赶紧上[bssd]吧,拜托了................. :D
回楼上的。是我的错,我不该写“同性恋”勾引她...........
咦,如果我所有的回帖都在这一个贴里更新,是不是只算一个贴啊?how to beat the
system!!!!
d****g
发帖数: 7460
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来自主题: Parenting版 - 发散思维 divergent thinking
http://sengifted.org/exploring-social-and-emotional-aspects-of-giftedness-in-children/
Divergent Thinking Ability
Cris, at age 11, loves to make puns. Ask Cris to get something from the
pantry, and she pictures an oak tree with hanging pots and pans. Shadows and
shapes assume sinister tones as meanings and perceptions shift with her
moods. Cris is highly creative in art and writing. Her poetry is exceptional
for her age in form, sensitivity and depth. She is also interested in
science, and, on h... 阅读全帖
l*******r
发帖数: 3799
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来自主题: Stock版 - Another cause of this correction
Unwinding of dollar carry-trade.
In past nine-month, investors borrowed cheap dollars and bought crude/gold/
US equities. At the same time, they usually short dollar for currency
protection. The recent climax run of dollar may be due to the crazy
unwinding of dollar carry trade. It is less of a valuation issue, because
the ER has been fantasic so far...
W***n
发帖数: 11530
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Zuckerberg's Grasp of Mandarin Has a Big Lesson for Businesses
Mark Zuckerberg’s remarkable display of language facility during his recent
Q&A in Mandarin at Tsinghua University in Beijing impressed many people
around the planet. But Zuckerberg’s linguistic feat clearly has much more
significance than just dazzling us and his in-laws.
First, there’s the obvious. Facebook enjoys 1.23 billion active monthly
users as of February, but Facebook has been blocked in China since 2009, one
of several pro... 阅读全帖
p******e
发帖数: 17163
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来自主题: Stock版 - 风险提示帖
I don't understand why pple really listened and traded and then blame
this board.....
This is obviously entertainment board and can only be use as such...
Why would anyone trust their bet with pple they nvr met... Ain't this
common sense.....
Always bet ur own bet, don't fantasize any big cow here, as far as I can
see, almost everyone is newbie here, at least newerbie than me...pretty
good for a laugh tho....
z******a
发帖数: 582
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烙印好像自己是在说这个问题,我开始还以为EB1C是中国的EB1。。。。
http://www.trackitt.com/usa-discussion-forums/i140/1439865841/w
5746楼:
Completely agree with you. If EB1C abuse is taken care than average wait
time for EB2I applicants will be 3-4 years which is very reasonable. No
point of fantasizing about visa recapture, dependent count removal, removal
of country cap etc because it is tied to broader immigration reform which
won't happen in near future unless republicans gain control of all three :
congress, senate and wh... 阅读全帖
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
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Hi dumb ass, your GOP master is really useful.
Aren't you supposed to celebrate the 5-4 supreme court wins with your fellow
dumb dumbs in the toliet?
Look, fantastic news all round.
Stores can't refuse wedding cake for gays now,
Presidents can ban travelers on country base now.
The GOP can draw the voting map whatever way they want to diminish minority
influence as long as they have the state majority.
I know your dumb dumbs like to daydreaming that you are the same kind of
Chinese as those who ... 阅读全帖
j********a
发帖数: 451
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It is indeed pretty, especially after people are tortured multiple months in
harsh weather, the cool summer becomes even more fantasized.
l*********e
发帖数: 5385
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mybag (charging) 于 (Wed Dec 1 14:52:32 2010, 美东) 提到:
有个job offer在RTP area,想请问一下大概的生活标准,还有具体的生活方便如何,
较年轻人的生活,等等
离开学校第一份工作,现在学校是个IL工科大农村,但是生活很方便和热闹,所以想多
了解些北卡,也希望也能在板上多认识些人!
非常感谢!
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ecw (N/A) 于 (Wed Dec 1 15:13:13 2010, 美东) 提到:
把你的工资报上来大家才能帮你分析你的生活标准嘛。
这里生活倒是蛮方便,热闹程度估计还不如你那伊犁诺斯的大农村。

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viva321 (viva) 于 (Wed Dec 1 15:43:06 2010, 美东) 提到:
偶原来是UIUC的, CHICAGO也待过一年, 觉得还是I... 阅读全帖
h*h
发帖数: 27852
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来自主题: Georgia版 - 关于DNA 的问题
不算internationally penetrate
是fantasizing to penetrate
a*o
发帖数: 25262
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来自主题: NewYork版 - NEW JACKPOT $640 Millions!!!!
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/5-reasons-dont-really-want-190000
5 Reasons You Don't Really Want to Win all that Lottery Money
Do you find yourself dreaming of the day your lucky lottery numbers are
called? Or fantasizing about what numbers lurk under the silver bar of that
scratch-off ticket you impulse-bought while gassing up?
The lure of "Mega Millions," "Powerball" and other lottery jackpots has
millions in search of, well, millions. And while it's fun to daydream about
what having more money... 阅读全帖
b**********5
发帖数: 7881
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http://www.tmz.com/2013/12/13/howard-stern-contest-johnny-orris
The elderly grandpa who won a date with 2 prostitutes on the Howard Stern
Show choked and died last night ... just before he was going to have sex for
the first time in years ... TMZ has learned.
We've confirmed 86-year-old Johnny Orris died in a Lake Tahoe hospital last
night ... after choking on his steak at a local restaurant.
Orris appeared on the Stern show back in October with his grandson ... who
had entered him in a contest... 阅读全帖
r********r
发帖数: 964
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 老婆这样有没有问题
是个男的就fantasize女女吧,不过女孩喜欢看男男的很多么?
c*******o
发帖数: 5387
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来自主题: WashingtonDC版 - 莫言 讲故事的人 - 英语版(转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Reader 讨论区 】
发信人: wonderlich (左岸,遁去), 信区: Reader
标 题: 莫言 讲故事的人
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Dec 7 12:27:27 2012, 美东)
Nobel Lecture
7 December, 2012
Storytellers
Distinguished members of the Swedish Academy, Ladies and Gentlemen:
Through the mediums of television and the Internet, I imagine that everyone
here has at least a nodding acquaintance with far-off Northeast Gaomi
Township. You may have seen my ninety-year-old father, as well as my
brothers, my sister, my wife and my daughter, even my... 阅读全帖
l*u
发帖数: 1770
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来自主题: Badminton版 - 邂逅叶倩文
这次在2004 bay area open, 我们碰到了传说中的大歌星
叶倩文。当时她和Mike Yang坐在一起聊天。西羽的同学
们很兴奋,毕竟见到这么近见到大明星的机会不多。我说
我要和她照像。大伙问我如何和他套近乎,聊了些什么东
东,所以记录如下,为众位光光们提供一个如何和mm套词
的范例。//blush
我等Mike Yang去热身的时候,叶倩文一个人坐在看台上,
穿的是白色的皮上衣,看起来很优雅,明星就是明星,什
么时候都不会不注意自己的形象。
我踱过去,装作很邂逅大明星那种兴奋,惊讶,眩晕的样子
“您是大歌星叶倩文吗?“,估计我的普通话里您和你
也没有人能分得清。
叶倩文回眸看了我一眼,微微一笑,“是啊“
“wow,您就是传说中的叶大歌星,you look fantasic.."
差点后半句"have you lost weight"就脱口而出,赶紧
把自己的嘴捂住,好像不相信自己眼睛的样子,
“我好喜欢你唱的歌,您那首什么歌?“,K, 我一下想不
其歌名,但我记得怎么唱,就哼了起来,(超级班门弄斧
,现在想起来,真是汗阿)。
叶大歌星提醒我,"那是潇洒走一回“
“对对对,
B*****R
发帖数: 1539
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来自主题: Baseball版 - I AM SO HAPPY (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 SiliconValleyClub 俱乐部 】
发信人: BOXSTER (嘛也别缩了), 信区: SiliconValleyClub
标 题: I AM SO HAPPY
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 2 02:00:53 2010, 美东)
So many Giants games watched on TV,
so many broadcasts listened to on KNBR680,
so much screaming and clapping when they win,
and many more curses and frustrations when they lost.
Remember the cold night in fall of 2002
when they were leading 5:0 and only 5 outs to win it all,
but collapsed into another heartbroken loss.
8 years is long enough to make me ... 阅读全帖
A**d
发帖数: 13310
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来自主题: Baseball版 - RANGERS是输在了它的球迷
Does what you just summarized make me lose a single penny or
make you a huge fortune? Keep fantasizing which teams are "my beloved",
which can make you feel a little better. I know for sure hating
ARod every day, while at the same time paying fat weak ARod with
your hard earned money is a quite fun experience.
"The last 5 years"? You didn't even jump to Barca's wagon as
long as 5 years. With your pathetic IQ, you certainly can't remember
RM won La Liga from 06-08. "5 years"? Morons like you typi... 阅读全帖
A**d
发帖数: 13310
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来自主题: Baseball版 - Isn't this funny?
LOL. meshwork, you need this mj again even on soccer board.
And I'm sure you need to get another mj to BS on this board.
You can't even win this own fantasizing war, pathetic loser.
A**d
发帖数: 13310
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You are definitely right. There are also idiotic Yanks fans
living outside NYC. The non-Yanks fans like me certainly
hate ARod for earning too much money more than NYC fans
hating him for earning too much money--in your fantasized world.
More passionately than NYC fans, all the non-Yanks fans
wish ARod to cost Yanks less and win more WS--that's the
universal truth everybody can see.
A******e
发帖数: 3373
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来自主题: Fitness版 - 弱弱地奔两张
你这个算什么入门啊。。。离门槛还好几百米呢。
每周两次器械,你就不要fantasize神马AF了。起码每周4次。
A******e
发帖数: 3373
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来自主题: Fitness版 - 弱弱地奔两张
你这个算什么入门啊。。。离门槛还好几百米呢。
每周两次器械,你就不要fantasize神马AF了。起码每周4次。
b**j
发帖数: 20742
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来自主题: Football版 - 其实这个lockout很不好
kolb, quinn都没证明过自己,和新qb没啥区别。还不如新的可以
fantasize呢
p******s
发帖数: 5200
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来自主题: Football版 - 一月水枪
I bet you HAVE ... (fantasized about it)
凯特和KS勾搭的时候,有这么一个text
B*****e
发帖数: 9375
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No need to fantasize other parts. Looooooove flaming redheads ...
r****e
发帖数: 229
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来自主题: NCAA版 - 我田未来剧本。
As much as the Volnation is fantasizing about Gruden, Gruden will never come
to Tennessee. He will win another SB before he ever sets his foot in
Neyland stadium. He is just using Vols and Hogs as his bargaining chips to
get back to NFL. He is an above-average NFL coach, but he would be a
terrible college coach.
The sad thing about some Tennessee fans are their reasoning is entirely
based on wishful thinking, very much so in football, sometimes in life too.
It's laughable to see Nick Saban and B... 阅读全帖
Q**J
发帖数: 23283
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来自主题: Pingpong版 - 油大
你上次的PP蛋寄出去了, 用的上次的label.
还有四张 蝴蝶。 3 T05 black, 1 64 red.
那个fantasic s两张是不是也是你的啊? 我忘记放进去了。
跟剩下的皮一起吧。
其他皮dealer去订了, 所以还没有到。
u***t
发帖数: 3986
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来自主题: Pingpong版 - 油大
O了, 谢谢.
Fantasic S 好像不是我的...
u***t
发帖数: 3986
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来自主题: Pingpong版 - 油大
O了, 谢谢.
Fantasic S 好像不是我的...
u***t
发帖数: 3986
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来自主题: Pingpong版 - 油大
O了, 谢谢.
Fantasic S 好像不是我的...
Q**J
发帖数: 23283
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来自主题: Pingpong版 - 由大上次单子里的fantasic S1
到底是谁的啊?
到现在也没有人拿, 扔我柜子里, 我都忘记了。
昨天收拾东西才看见。
请出示付款证明, 然后来拿。
Q**J
发帖数: 23283
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en, mark v我严重不喜欢。
还不如海夫。
fantasic 是真不错
W*****5
发帖数: 408
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Very much so as far as carving is concerned. All you need is to admit this
and don't try to use theories you don't understand or fantasize techniques
you know very little about to justify your beginner skills. I think that is
what caused so many people to respond because in a way, they don't want you
to mislead others, who may want to improve their skiing with proper
techniques.
BTW, as I said before, you don't have to learn carving to enjoy skiing like
most peoples.
As for my video, I never sai
p****s
发帖数: 32405
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来自主题: Soccer版 - 阿迪这次弄巧成拙了
阿迪之前还让巴拉克做过托, 大赞此球fantasic...
d*********2
发帖数: 48111
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来自主题: Soccer版 - 门柱?
fantasic save
w**k
发帖数: 1455
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来自主题: Tennis版 - Another fantasic shot by Nadal
wow
a*****0
发帖数: 6788
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来自主题: Tennis版 - why is Sampras racket so popular?
got to allow people to dream and fantasize. LOL
c******n
发帖数: 4965
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来自主题: Travel版 - MM的佛州游攻略
continuimg on my post
how should the tourism industry work?
as tourists we want to experience something unique to the area, otherwise
there is no point wasting air tickets. but I think the true traveler wants
to see the real life of the locals instead of some fabricated Guang1Xian1
stories made only for tourists. it's like chinatown in sf: just at the gate
the shops are all splashy and expensive and sell almost Americanized
Chinese food, but if you walk in a few blocks and come to where the old... 阅读全帖
L********g
发帖数: 4204
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来自主题: TVGame版 - 昨天晚上玩了下怪物猎人3
but I found in some places of GOS the graphic is not as good as ps2 ones. At
the beginning at the boat,
the graphic is fantasic (storms, lightening).
b*****7
发帖数: 1637
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来自主题: bagua版 - 叶倩文 - 祝福
赞 !!!
和我的fantasic seven 坐一起
d**w
发帖数: 14889
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来自主题: CouchPotato版 - omg, Kris
my logic is you discredit kris' charm and blames adam's loss on the gay
factor is quite desperate.
kris won because he is a fantasic artist and charming and cute. not because adam is gay.
w********o
发帖数: 1231
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来自主题: CouchPotato版 - 既然僵尸不会游泳
我看的时候也是这么想的,赶快绕着,砸一圈就好了。
当然,那么做,就算僵尸过不来,最后自己也是冻死,他们自己都说了。
[在 fantasize (hjk) 的大作中提到:]
:不停的用锤头把一圈的冰敲碎不就完美的拖延时间了吗?前提吃的够多。
j**********n
发帖数: 390
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来自主题: CouchPotato版 - 既然僵尸不会游泳
窃明
winter is coming
长冬, 数十年, 上百年的冬天, 凿冰是无济于事的。有且仅有长城。

:听说过觉华岛之战吗?
:【 在 fantasize (hjk) 的大作中提到: 】
c*****5
发帖数: 463
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来自主题: Dance版 - About Breathing in latin dance

hahaha //nod nod I've always been fantasizing to be a 武林高手, maybe
that's why enjoy ballroom so much, hoping to be a 舞林高手 someday :D
c*****5
发帖数: 463
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来自主题: Dance版 - Beata is now partnerless
she's a quite small woman. a bit shorter than I am. very lean. extremely
good shape. haha, all the guys on our team were fantasizing about her :P
come to Harvard Invitation or MIT open this year. she should be judging
there :)
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