p**********l
发帖数: 1160 | 1 转载
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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m***y
发帖数: 14763 | 3 He doesn't bother to hide some facts, like Huang's main business is "
exporting cheap labor to AMERICA".
It's a known fact the states are not even the big guy at that time :)
Right after saying this, he told the audience to play dumb if you understand
what he's talking about. He praised those, like Ge You, who pretend they
don't even know what "dollar" is. And those, like Jiang Wei, who don't know
how to play dumb, also came forward, admitting they have been punished in
real life when failing to... 阅读全帖 |
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b***y
发帖数: 14281 | 4 With my limited teaching experience here, I found the problem of the
American college students is not that many of them are dumb, but rather, is
that most dumb students don't know they are dumb. Instead, they believe, if
they can't learn, it must be that the teacher is bad. |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 5 My guess is some dumb white kid in the community who listens to rap invited
his friends to "keep it real."
The only thing worse then chimp outs are dumb whites who:
1. Listen to rap.
2. Watch and cheer thug ball including NFL, NBA, MLB and NCAA. Especially
you dumb white boys being screwed by the university and getting lifetime
debt jammed on them with college loans. Cheering on the team who gets free
everything.
3. White who voted for O.
4. White cops who shoot people's dogs. |
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f*******y
发帖数: 8358 | 6 Dumb dumb dumb
美国宪法是不针对人的。 |
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w*********o
发帖数: 3030 | 7 keep on your day dreaming.
Dump's loyal followers are either too dumb or too selfish to put themselves
on the line for him without a direct order from their master.
That's the reason that real yellow dump kissers have been so hysterical
online other than that dumb dumb who went to prison for killing an innocent
protestor. Too bad US has no death penalty for real. |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 8 it does not matter, if you think she is a dumb shit, i have no objection to
that. but if you think obama is better dumb shit than her, i think you are
dumb shit.
Do you understand now? it is all about comparison. |
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l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 9 When it comes to the protection of Americans and interests
here and overseas.
His diplomacy is pure kissing foreign asses while his domesticated
policy is waging a class war that does not exist in the first place except
that the taxpayers should wage war on him. |
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u**b
发帖数: 5366 | 10 这点我支持，让穆巴拉克下台，确实太傻比了。
但是阿拉伯之春似乎挡不住了。 |
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m********a
发帖数: 1041 | 11 http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-08/how-dumb-is-immigratio
Everything you know about immigration, particularly unauthorized immigration
, is wrong.
So says Princeton University’s Doug Massey, anyway. Massey is one of the
nation’s preeminent immigration scholars. And he thinks we’ve wasted a
whole lot of money on immigration policy and are about to waste a whole lot
more.
Massey slices the history of Mexico-to-U.S. migration in five periods. Early... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 12 hahah, this is agood one:
"I've been trying to tell people for what seems like an eternity that this
self-proclaimed "Smartest Woman In the World" is IN FACT one dumb-ass
dingbat.
Her airs of superiority, hautiness & dismissiveness... her incessant LYING,
her temper-tantrums, coughing-fits, one-liner "closure staements" - like "
What DIffernce does it make!" - are all ploys to hide how just f'kin dumb
this broad really is.
For instance, she !!!FAILED!!! the NY Bar Exam - and had to hi-tail it do... 阅读全帖 |
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g********2
发帖数: 6571 | 13 July 25, 2016
K-12: Criminal Minds at Work
By Bruce Deitrick Price
Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/07/k12_criminal_minds_at_work.html#ixzz4FQYffgFm
Follow us: @AmericanThinker on Twitter | AmericanThinker on Facebook
The date is 1900. Professor John Dewey and his cadre of "Progressives"
launch an ambitious scheme to transform the country. They want a more
collectivist society. For convenience, let's call their goal European
Socialism.
However, the United States is host... 阅读全帖 |
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s******y
发帖数: 1942 | 14 Clint Eastwood 可算不上铁杆 Trump supporter，是个希黑。
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clint_Eastwood
"In an interview with Esquire that appeared in early August 2016, Eastwood
discussed Donald Trump and how this generation, as he put it, is a "pussy
generation." "All these people that say, 'Oh, you can't do that, and you can
't do this, and you can't say that.' I guess it's just the times." Eastwood
also said that while he was not endorsing Donald Trump, he did see where he
was coming from at times, even th... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 15 【 以下文字转载自 NBA 讨论区 】
发信人: Vasilii (瓦西里同志), 信区: NBA
标 题: 站方说老夫粗俗
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Feb 27 13:32:58 2017, 美东)
举报时间：2017-02-26 17:45:10
举报标题：让几个loser内心凄苦的悖论
举报描述：粗俗语言
举报类型：版面文章
所在版面：美国新闻(USANews)
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标 题: 让几个loser内心凄苦的悖论
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 26 13:40:20 2017, 美东)
几个小左一直拥戴希拉里，但被希拉里称为dumb average voters. 继续拥戴吧，那自
己就是dumb，不拥戴吧，自己还是dumb，看错了人。不过，loser就是loser，在下体撸
了几下，便有... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 16 I've been a Republican professor on Democrat campuses in California for
almost a decade and a half. I'm not a Democrat and never have been, so I don
't have that to #Walkaway from, but I want to walk to you and encourage you.
This page--I am impressed with this page and these stories you all have
shared. What you're experiencing is the beginning of an exciting journey, a
learning process that I wish all my students could start with.
I have been surrounded by Democrats in Lost Angeles as a profes... 阅读全帖 |
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t**x
发帖数: 20965 | 17 啥意思，， 这个新车很多都有这个问题。bmw 2011，我只不过没有听说过， 只知道
lexus加速。 看bmw，只看可靠性， 据说这个评价还不错，就买了。。。 结果才发现
。。。
给些具体帮助，， 不到三天能退吗？
BMW does not officially acknowledge this issue, and THEY are the one's who
play dumb, but this is indeed a major SAFETY issue as outlined in Sonnie's
initial post. I had EXACTLY that experience: in traffic, cruising along,
need to switch lanes, look in side view and have ample room/time to do so,
hit the gas pedal and go NOWHERE. the only BMW dealer i know of, that has
actually come out a... 阅读全帖 |
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r*****m
发帖数: 256 | 18 我现在也还phd着呢，lecture过几门课，都是grad level。这几天，一个master学
生来找我要申请phd的推荐信。这个学生是给人非常聪明，也热爱学术的那种，但是似
乎不是特别积极认真，尤其是当时上课的时候，有一次很久都没有按时交project。我
很努力地帮她，她还好几天都没有回复邮件。所以，总体上，这就是我对她的了解。
但是，她来要推荐信，因为她觉得我了解她，可能是觉得我总是给她写很长的指导
性邮件，使得她以为我能给非常strong的letter吧。总之，我自己找工作压力也很大，
而她申请的学习要research statement，所以，我就说，“I want you to finish
writing the research statement first. I only know about your class
performances, but now if you want a strong letter about your research
potentials, I would like to see the research st... 阅读全帖 |
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m*****s
发帖数: 342 | 19 家有男娃一名，六岁。上周有一天从学校接回来后孩子很不高兴。晚上回家后，我翻开
他的daily folder发现老师写了note说我家孩子说别的孩子dumb。我问孩子怎么回事，
孩子给我讲说他根本没有说那个孩子dumb，而且他也根本不知道那是什么意思。我问了
几次，他描述的当时的情况包括对话都基本相同。孩子说他在说个joke，不知怎么另外
的那个孩子就说他要告诉老师，我家孩子就问他：what？那个孩子说：I am gonna
tell Mrs. XX that you said I am dummy.我问他有没有给老师解释，他说没有，他说
：she is not gonna trust me. 我给孩子解释说只要你说实话，我相信老师会相信你
的， 而且we are not supposed to be responsible for something that we never
did! 周末经过我的劝说他终于同意今天去给老师解释，前提是我和他一起去。
上午送孩子去上学时，我见了老师，并给老师说了我和孩子的对话以及孩子提到的老师
不会相信他说的。老师看上去有点吃惊，但是很肯定的对我说我... 阅读全帖 |
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j*****1
发帖数: 1107 | 20 按照你的叙述，你孩子事发当天就已经跟老师交流过了，所以老师才会在第二天对你说
你孩子知道dumb是什么意思。为什么事发当晚你孩子还跟你讲他并不知道dumb是什么意
思呢？
6岁孩子海不懂dumb啥意思的，我觉得不太可能。老师说I don't believe it, 会不会
是针对这个。 |
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c********y
发帖数: 83 | 21 dumb 很可能六岁的孩子不懂的，特别是我们在家说中文的家庭。六岁上k还是一年级。
如果上k的话，孩子可能不太懂dumb，如果已经上了一年级了，别的孩子在班上会说，
或者在说上可能会读到，所以可能会知道dumb什么意思。我是比较倾向相信孩子的。我
知道以前我的孩子在k的时候有个女孩子常常推他，可是每次孩子报告老师说她推他，
这个女孩子总是否认。所以我的孩子很气馁，就跟我抱怨。我就跟老师在家长会上说这
件事。老师对每个孩子都很了解的，她知道那个女孩子不太好，后来因为另外一件事老
师开始禁止那个女孩子recess timeg跟别人玩。你们的情况也别深究了，如果以后有机
会再跟老师单独聊聊，对孩子一定要让他知道以后再有这样的事情，不是自己做的事不
能承担，要解释，因为可能也有误解。如果那个说他的那个女孩子平时是个好孩子，可
能里面有误解（误听什么的）， 如果那个女孩子平时表现不好，老师心里应该很清楚
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u*****a
发帖数: 6276 | 22 Naive generally means uninformed or gullible. Not knowing about something
doesn't intrinsically make you dumb but it does make you naive. Dumb means
incapable of intelligent thought.
The dumb neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise
forgive but do not forget.
对于“天真”这个词，从不同人嘴里说出来，其意思就是不一样的。
如果是不喜欢你的人对你说天真，就是变相在说你笨，不用脑袋想问题，而他自己自视
聪明，即使他跟你说了道理，你也不懂（所以天真 == 笨，在这类人眼里）。
如果是喜欢你的人对你说天真，就是说你可爱、单纯、善良等等，说你比较像小孩子，
是疼你、爱你的一种表达方式。
所以不同的人对你说天真，就是有不同的意思。
我个人认为：如果别人不同意你的观点，就说别人天真，其实是证明自... 阅读全帖 |
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w*******o
发帖数: 6125 | 23 Just as rim said, for buffet, it's dumb for 3-6 months,but smart for 3-6
years or longer.
For High Frequency Trading, if it comes out with profit, smart money.
But next SECOND(MILL-SECOND) it can be dumb money,let alone DAY.
If you don't know it's smart or dumb, just ask yourself,
how many stocks break new high when index break new high,
or even better, how many stocks you own break new high. |
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b*********n
发帖数: 13256 | 24 【 以下文字转载自 Football 讨论区 】
发信人: CMENYSE (狐狸堡寨主), 信区: Football
标 题: Re: 老中牛人
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 2 22:04:09 2017, 美东)
这个peng zhao绝对是大牛人
不过我这里想多聊几句Citadel Securities
这种公司的business model是非常有意思的
如果你开了一家etrade, Fidelity，TDAmeritrade, ScottTrade之类的broker账号
下单买了50股microsoft
你觉得这50股的订单就会跑到纳斯达克交易所上找个卖方直接交易吗
其实不是的。你的broker，多半以某个价格，把你这个order卖给了类似于Citadel
Securities的公司
然后这家公司会以低于市场价的价格吧50股MSFT卖给你。
比如现在MSFT在交易所的卖出价是60.02
你下单买50股MSFT，Citadel会首先以一笔不菲的价格从你的broker这里把你的order“
买”下来
再以比如60.019的打折价格卖给你。
他们为啥对你这么... 阅读全帖 |
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D*******a
发帖数: 3688 | 25 yes. usually a dumb boss cannot provide any of these. Why people would
prefer a dumb boss over a smart one is way beyond me.
of course, some smart bosses may look dumb first, but who knows what they
talk about in the management meetings behind closed doors? |
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C*******d
发帖数: 3345 | 26 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
august111 (August) 于 (Thu Oct 11 21:41:06 2012, 美东) 提到:
楼主今年5月份新加入一家公司，老板姓A, 人很Nice. 7月份A去了其他部门，公司招聘
一新老板，英国白男（40多岁，姑且称为B, 角色，现任直属老板）。该白男一直在英
国，第一次来美国工作。从Linkedin信息来看，好像从去年夏天开始，一直处于失业状
态。B上面有一白女老太，姑且称为C, 是VP级别，部门大头。我向B直接汇报。
老板B业务水平不错，可惜脾气暴躁，给Instruction给的不清楚，也不给预期的
deadline, 但是对你交上来的东西横竖指责，最可恨之处，在于当着楼主的下级
degrade楼主，甚至当着客户的面贬低楼主，客户走了就跟楼主说(you did terrific
job. I just don't want to make client unhappy, so I have to say as that).
他这样牺牲楼主的声誉来建立自己的形象，楼主觉得很... 阅读全帖 |
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g******n
发帖数: 53185 | 27 来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 嫁人要趁早 这有篇教男人择偶的,第一条She should be young. The top 12 rules for picking
the right wife
http://boldanddetermined.com/2012/01/21/pick-the-right-wife/
1) She should be young.
The woman should 30 years of age MAXIMUM. 25 is even better and 20 is the
best age.
A womans body does not age well. You want the most amount of years with your
wife having a tight, young, firm body. After 30 it goes downhill fast. At
around the age of 31 a woman’s beauty really declines fast.
It’s a trade off, she gives you her good y... 阅读全帖 |
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k*****u
发帖数: 37 | 28 You sounds exactly like that cocky dumb ass Kobe, who ended up getting his
ass kicked badly by Jeremy Lin.
Lin led Knicks beating Lakers convincingly. Lakers had no, nada, zero chance
to came back in the whole game.
I don't expect a dumb ass like Kobe, knowing what a leader is made of. The
difference is, Kobe is only a better player, at this moment. Lin not only
played well, but made the whole team play better.
Technically, or physically, Kobe might be as good as Jordan, but he couldn't
and neve... 阅读全帖 |
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T***c
发帖数: 17256 | 29 就是下面frypig贴的那个链接。
以前没注意过GQ的体育类评论，以后得多看两眼。
中文简评就是
安胖公开吐槽别的球员的合同在职业体育届是闻所未闻的奇葩，作者直接指出原因是林
是asian不是老黑甚至不是老白
JD是个傻逼完全没意识到林的影响力不仅仅体现在球场上和钞票上，而是具有更大的社
会意义,以为亚裔就是随便他搓圆搓扁的苦力，一旦发现林副主席不但没跪添而且敢不
听他摆布，立刻就抓狂了。
The Jeremy Lin Debate No One Wants to Have
By Devin Gordon
The New York Knicks letting Jeremy Lin walk out the door—for nothing—was
the dumbest decision in the history of professional sports.
But let's forget about that for a moment. The words "dumb" and "Knicks" are
so interchangeable at this point th... 阅读全帖 |
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C*****E
发帖数: 2679 | 30 这个peng zhao绝对是大牛人
不过我这里想多聊几句Citadel Securities
这种公司的business model是非常有意思的
如果你开了一家etrade, Fidelity，TDAmeritrade, ScottTrade之类的broker账号
下单买了50股microsoft
你觉得这50股的订单就会跑到纳斯达克交易所上找个卖方直接交易吗
其实不是的。你的broker，多半以某个价格，把你这个order卖给了类似于Citadel
Securities的公司
然后这家公司会以低于市场价的价格吧50股MSFT卖给你。
比如现在MSFT在交易所的卖出价是60.02
你下单买50股MSFT，Citadel会首先以一笔不菲的价格从你的broker这里把你的order“
买”下来
再以比如60.019的打折价格卖给你。
他们为啥对你这么好呢？
因为从trading理论来说，这些非专业玩家的普通人(台面话叫做retail investor），
被认为是dumb money。
就是没有什么信息含量的，跟掷骰子差不多的瞎交易。
如果你能大规模地take the other sid... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 31 举报时间：2017-02-26 17:45:10
举报标题：让几个loser内心凄苦的悖论
举报描述：粗俗语言
举报类型：版面文章
所在版面：美国新闻(USANews)
文章标题：
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处理结果如下：
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发信人: Vasilii (瓦西里同志), 信区: USANews
标 题: 让几个loser内心凄苦的悖论
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 26 13:40:20 2017, 美东)
几个小左一直拥戴希拉里，但被希拉里称为dumb average voters. 继续拥戴吧，那自
己就是dumb，不拥戴吧，自己还是dumb，看错了人。不过，loser就是loser，在下体撸
了几下，便有精神了，心想她骂的是voter，我没有投票权，哈，不是骂我的，她还是
我的吴妈。
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z*******a
发帖数: 2826 | 32 大力教练 panic
dumb dumb dumb |
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W********m
发帖数: 7793 | 33 This is exactly proved my point on the other thread. Poker is a very simple
game with limited skill involved compare to chess, goes or bridge even
at highest level.
p.s limited skill does not mean it does not require skill. It is just a game
that anyone with a fuctional brain can pick it up very fast to beat general
"dumb population". when it gets higher, the "dumb population" gets smarter,
it get more difficult, then it becomes very very small edges that can only
be shown with very small win ra... 阅读全帖 |
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M********g
发帖数: 717 | 34 来自主题: TexasHoldem版 - 提点小建议 In your dream, I am about to another planet and really depressed. Perfect
logic.
BTW, remember, I am the first to fully reveal and appreciate your strength
in 1/2 table and you thought I am dumb. Isn't it that only dumb people
understand dumb people? We are on the same level, your royal highness. |
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b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 35 记得一集South Park讲魔门的，主题就是 dumb dumb dumb ...
魔门 |
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发帖数: 94654 | 40 呵呵
Not a Fun Action Movie
23 March 2011 | by xenominim (United States) – See all my reviews
To start off, I like dumb action movies, I even liked 300 and Watchmen. But
this is a terrible movie for two very good reasons. One is the characters,
which is to say there are none. Nobody has a personality in this movie, you
could swap the main character for any one of the other girls and it wouldn't
make the slightest bit of difference, she's just 'special' because the plot
demands it. Yes it's a dumb ... 阅读全帖 |
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C****t
发帖数: 3813 | 41 How dare you criticize my literature level English with your shity English?
How dare you say you ve achieved a lot both academically and professionally?
Isn't academically and professionally the same thing? You are just stupid.
Dumb dumb. Stop blaming on my English.. My English is way way way better
than yours. Go back to your Chinese middle school to learn some Englsih
first then come back and argue with me. There is no such a saying as a dead
husband. There is only a dying husband. Do you get ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 43471 | 43 【 以下文字转载自 Faculty 讨论区 】
发信人: redpalm (w?), 信区: Faculty
标 题: 学生来要推荐信，我似乎说错狠话了。。。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 29 20:47:17 2010, 美东)
我现在也还phd着呢，lecture过几门课，都是grad level。这几天，一个master学
生来找我要申请phd的推荐信。这个学生是给人非常聪明，也热爱学术的那种，但是似
乎不是特别积极认真，尤其是当时上课的时候，有一次很久都没有按时交project。我
很努力地帮她，她还好几天都没有回复邮件。所以，总体上，这就是我对她的了解。
但是，她来要推荐信，因为她觉得我了解她，可能是觉得我总是给她写很长的指导
性邮件，使得她以为我能给非常strong的letter吧。总之，我自己找工作压力也很大，
而她申请的学习要research statement，所以，我就说，“I want you to finish
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发帖数: 2525 | 44 【 以下文字转载自 Basketball 讨论区 】
发信人: Tupac (海门的斧头蹈海的刀英正的兽), 信区: Basketball
标 题: GQ这篇文章太犀利了全文转过来
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 19 23:22:21 2012, 美东)
就是下面frypig贴的那个链接。
以前没注意过GQ的体育类评论，以后得多看两眼。
中文简评就是
安胖公开吐槽别的球员的合同在职业体育届是闻所未闻的奇葩，作者直接指出原因是林
是asian不是老黑甚至不是老白
JD是个傻逼完全没意识到林的影响力不仅仅体现在球场上和钞票上，而是具有更大的社
会意义,以为亚裔就是随便他搓圆搓扁的苦力，一旦发现林副主席不但没跪添而且敢不
听他摆布，立刻就抓狂了。
The Jeremy Lin Debate No One Wants to Have
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The New York Knicks letting Jeremy Lin walk out the door—for nothing—was
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