p*d
发帖数: 70 | 1 今天F2给偶个伊妹儿，说起Y3的defecate论，呵呵，偶忍不
住大笑一把，特写出来与大家共享。不过少儿不宜，嘿嘿。
Y3曰，人生有三大乐事，第一urinate，第二defecate, 第三
××。
Phd问，为何？
Y3答曰， 第一之事盖不能忍，越忍越想。及到可行之时，全身
上下乃一片轻松，极端快乐，如飘飘欲仙之境界。第二之事可稍
忍，但不可长忍，忍到极致，再defecate，犹如千斤重担离身，
是乃举重若轻之境界。第三件事情吗，你不忍也得忍，忍到极致...
还是要忍！即使可以不忍，也是消耗体力，得不偿失之事。
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 2 都有不错的工作，光鲜亮丽。但是都喜欢跑步拉屎。上个月有个美国教育局长也被抓了
A corporate executive led a secret double life — as Australia’s ‘poo
jogger’
On the surface, Andrew Macintosh was a shining pillar of the Brisbane,
Australia, community. He served dutifully on the city council’s inclusive
board, which made recommendations about how the city should grow. And he was
a national quality manager for Aveo, which owns retirement communities
along the country’s coasts.
But in an unflattering picture snapped on a public sidewalk in ... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 3 New Jersey superintendent defecated on high school football field 'on a
daily basis,' cops say
A New Jersey superintendent was arrested Monday when officials discovered he
had been defecating on a high school football field "on a daily basis,&
#34; police said.
Thomas Tramaglini, 42, was charged with lewdness, littering and defecating
in public, police said Thursday. The Kenilworth schools superintendent was
arrested after surveillance video caught him in the act on Holmdel High
School's foo... 阅读全帖 |
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T*********I
发帖数: 10729 | 4 如果罪名成立她将会得到四年监狱刑期。
Woman, 70, Says Migrants Defecate In Streets, Set Cars on Fire. Cops Charge
Her With Hate Crime.
Authorities in Sweden are prosecuting a 70-year-old woman for a hate crime.
Her alleged crime? She wrote on Facebook that she saw migrants defecating in
the streets and setting fire to cars.
http://www.dailywire.com/news/16409/woman-70-says-migrants-defecate-streets-set-cars-joseph-curl
瑞典和德国都有言论罪：在网上发帖可能导致警察突袭你家
Germany: Police Raid Homes Of 'Anti-Refugee' Internet Posters
http://... 阅读全帖 |
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b*********s
发帖数: 823 | 5 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: alex100 (alex100), 信区: Sex
标 题: escort 术语大全
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 2 21:43:34 2014, 美东)
AAMP Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment
instead of a commercial storefront.
AAMP Asian-American Massage Parlor. This is the politically correct acronym.
AFF Adult Friend Finder (a popular USA dating website)
AFF Asian Friend Finder (a popular Asian dating website)
Agency A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group
of providers.
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 8 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: brihand (brihand), 信区: Joke
标 题: OMG! 新泽西校区总监每天在高中球场pooping (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 3 15:10:42 2018, 美东)
发信人: gopher1 (gopher), 信区: Military
标 题: OMG! 新泽西校区总监每天在高中球场pooping
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu May 3 15:07:19 2018, 美东)
Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent,
cops say
http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html
Kenilworth superintendent Thomas Tramaglini was defecating by... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 636 | 10 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
StephenKing (88) 于 (Wed Feb 3 00:27:02 2010, 美东) 提到:
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还上了手铐！！！！！
胖警察说public urinating要罚五百块 外加一天jail time。
老板被拎上了警车后座
上车前幽怨地望了我一眼 -- 也可能是恶毒地。。。
我因为下午有seminar 只好先自己开车回学校了。
也不知道老板现在怎么样了
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发帖数: 658 | 11 ACUTE DIARRHEA — Diarrhea and the urge to defecate in long distance runners
(colloquially referred to as "runner's trots") are common, and frequently
interrupt exercise and impact performance. Exercise-associated diarrhea
ranged from 14 to 38 percent in long distance runners and marathoners, while
urgency to defecate during exercise ranged from 24 to 54 percent. Fecal
incontinence is relatively uncommon (4 percent).
Athletes have described an association with the intensity of exercise, pre-
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G****e
发帖数: 11198 | 12 Comments on this post are now closed.
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Just A Guy on Jan 7, 2:42 PM said:
Hey! This story just got re-posted here after a few months. Even the photo
is the same.
jimmy mactheknife on Jan 7, 11:26 AM said:
THE most off putting thing about India was the vast numbers of impoverished
folks who conducted their daily lives on the street and in the heavily
polluted rivers. Included in that was urination and defecation in public
spaces. The smell... 阅读全帖 |
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t*****u
发帖数: 8966 | 13 对了，周末看了视频。感觉似乎和咪宝不太一样。不过没看到外力碰触小花的反应。当
时咪宝还是能动的，就是非常的痛，所以我摸她后腿，尤其是关节，她还是会缩。小花
貌似右后腿完全没感觉了……
不知道现在如何。我没找到咪宝的全部用药记录，应该就是一般光谱抗生素。
把咪宝的诊断给你看看，等到专家看到她的时候，她已经几乎痊愈了，所以所谓的神经
专家没有发挥专业知识。前后看了N遍Vet，几次specialist
Presenting complaint: Waxing and waning fever, hind limb paresis
History: Meebo is a 13 week old female spayed Domestic shorthair cat that
presented to the Texas A&M emergency service for fever and hind limb paresis
. Meebo was adopted about a month ago from the shelter. On October 5, she
was taken ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 5829 | 14 shyj: 我的考版match路--以此文纪念在美国逝去的10年青春
http://mitbbs.com/pc/pccon_2289_t379_150975.html
发信人: shyj (baobao), 信区: MedicalCareer
标 题: 我的考版match路-以此文纪念在美国逝去的10年青春 (很长很罗嗦，慎入！）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Apr 3 17:31:55 2010, 美东)
Match的结果终于尘埃落定，周1等电邮的时候非常紧张，因为成败就在此了，虽然一直
告诉自己，今年只是热热身，成败都可以接受，但到真的揭晓的时候，还是很紧张，毕
竟一旦卷入其中就身不由己，何况自己也还是有所付出。到周4等match program的时候
虽然也有点紧张，但程度已经大大减少，1个原因是毕竟match上才是头等大事，去哪里
尚在其次，还有1个原因是心理还是有所准备了，虽然希望留在home school，但直觉告
诉我恐怕是非常困难了，在我rank list上第二位的program应该就是我要去的地方，果
不其然。经过几天的等待，发现果然是要搬家了。
对于我... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 678 | 15 Screening
Pap smear for vervical cancer is 21 yo
DM
24-28 weeks
One hour 50 grams oral glucose tolerance test. BG > 140
Three hours glucose tolerance test (if two or more are positive)
1. Fasting BG > 95
2. One hour BG > 180
3. Two hours BG> 155
4. Three hours BG > 140
• Dysfunctional uterine bleeding (DUB)
Heavy vaginal bleeding occurs in the absence of structural or
organic disease
Endometrial biop... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****l
发帖数: 61 | 16 看看这个吧，你想知道的东西，里面大概都回答了。
里面也有人觉得我胡扯的脚溃烂的问题。
XCG对很多问题都有回答，只是平面媒体没给他发言的机会。
XCG就肖氏反射弧手术相关问题答亦明问
【很多媒体，很多知名人士，一评论肖方事件，动辄把肖传国说成是骗子，柴静女士也
有“拿不出事实，才拿出锤子”的高论。这些评论都是基于对方舟子的相信，基于他们
质朴的正义感。只不过，他们无法想象，人可以无耻到什么地步。肖传国没有拿出事实
吗？和鸣的信里有基本的陈述，亦明的文章也有精确的考证，肖传国自己，也早就拿出
了事实。但是，这些事实在所谓追求真相的记者所撰写的文章那里，完全消失了。现在
，肖传国暂时不能发言，就把肖传国五月份答亦明问，转到这里。从科学网转到科学网
，有点儿怪异。大家最好去看原帖，不仅因为原帖里有图。地址：http://www.sciencenet.cn/m /user_content.aspx?id=322885】
学者肖传国 发表于2010-5-11 19:24:32
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a***c
发帖数: 2443 | 17 讚創意!
Three major weapons for trolling any Indian forums:
1. Low IQ
2. Open defecation
3. Castrated border guards |
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e*******o
发帖数: 2271 | 19 1-3 of 3
sammysenior wrote:
Sep 30th 2010 3:21 GMT
Here we go again, another dose of Economist romanticism.
450 million poor in India (more than in entire Africa combined) also mean
450 million who do not have any economic space to play. 250 million
defecating on train tracks also mean 250 million whose ill-health will never
allow contributing to the national economic growth. 57 million children in
India malnourished - one third of all underweight children in the world -
means that when they gro |
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n******7
发帖数: 5678 | 20 近7亿人在地上大小便。
Yet U.N. figures show that only 366 million Indians have access to a private
toilet or latrine, leaving 665 million to defecate in the open. |
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f****e
发帖数: 24964 | 21 印度也是精英里面老将多啊，很悲愤
Prof Sharma (IIT Kharagpur)
6 hrs ago (06:53 PM)
China ahead of India in scientific research, says PM Manmohan Singh - this
is totally not true and utterly nonsense. India's premier institutions IIM's
, IIT's etc. are ranked higher than Harvard, Oxford, Cambridge, and are the
best in the world. Our research are the best except that they were never
published so that other nations can copy and gain knowledge of our
discoveries. Indians are the best in the world in terms of knowled... 阅读全帖 |
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P********a
发帖数: 1377 | 22 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: Plakaskaya (Nevím, co to mluvíš...), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 阿富汗父亲怒杀3个外发女儿
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jan 29 21:52:40 2012, 美东)
A Muslim father charged with murdering his three daughters in apparent
honour killings has said he would do it again - even if they came back to
life 100 times.
Mohammad Shafia, 58, cursed his daughters Zainab, 19, Sahar, 17, and Geeti,
13, saying they were 'treacherous' as he likened them to prostitutes during
a conversation that was recorded... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 30882 | 23 三哥：歼31只是“涂着黑漆中国玩具而已”
来源: JieHu- 于 2012-11-05 08:18:26 [档案] [博客] [旧帖] [转至博客] [给我悄
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据《印度时报》报道，沈飞制造的歼31战斗机最近成功试飞。印度网友纷纷发表评论
。有的印度网民说歼31战斗机只是“涂着黑漆的中国玩具而已”；有的印度网民一味地
强调J-31战斗机是“中国造”，属于“用完即扔”的货色；有的印度网友忍不住称赞中
国，称歼31战机和歼20战机将同时增强中国的进攻能力和防守能力，中国超级大国地位
指日可待。
以下是印度网民的评论：（除了少部分评论，大部分都让我很放心。来，干了这碗
恒河水，胜利属于印度。呵呵）
Dinesh Prabhakar
歼31和歼20将同时增强中国的进攻能力和防守能力。Roggeveen说要想进入空军服
役还需要许多年。是否意味着此刻无需担心这两种战机！
sanjeev (blr)
中国造的发动机噪音很大，一旦飞上高空就会熄火
Virendra Si... 阅读全帖 |
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l*********u
发帖数: 19053 | 24 老印有叫＂Chang＂的？好像都是Raj，Kumar啥的 ：）
Chang replies to Ashish
1 day ago
What?? "Socially advanced"? .... Here is a comparison : ...... Indian men
and women defecate in the open ...... Chinese use clean toilets! ...... You
wipe your bottom with your hand ...... They wipe with toilet paper ....
Average Indians don't wear shoes ...... Chinese (even in poor villages) wear
shoes ..... You eat with your hands ...... They eat with bowls, chopsticks
and spoon ...... Average Indian women are illiterate .... 99... 阅读全帖 |
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b***y
发帖数: 14281 | 25 一群无知小孩乱发议论。Read before you ask stupid questions.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper
The use of paper for such hygiene purposes has been recorded in China in the
6th century, with specifically manufactured toilet paper being mass
produced in the 14th century. Modern commercial toilet paper originated in
the 19th century, with a patent for roll-based dispensers being made in 1883.
这里所谓的"modern commercial toilet paper"值的是卷筒纸，但是中国的传统草纸早
就大规模使用了。看这里：
During the early 14th century, it was recor... 阅读全帖 |
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x****u
发帖数: 12955 | 26
Because people of other nations don't post in Chinese Weibo using Chinese to
complain about their own people's public defecation. |
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r****d
发帖数: 261 | 27 一急就在大街上defecate，这和印度人有啥区别？
文明古国？礼仪之邦？ |
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t*******n
发帖数: 2698 | 28 Public urination is made a crime in many areas seeking to have people use
toilets rather than empty their bladder in a public place. Public urination
laws are primarily governed by state and local laws, which vary by
jurisdiction. It is possible to be charged with littering, public nuisance,
indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, or other law if the locality doesn't
have a law specifically addressing public urination.
The following is an example of one state's law dealing with public urination:
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发帖数: 207 | 29 好解决？你怎么知道那位妈妈不是做到了必要措施仍然没避免意外的发生呢？有哪个1
岁小孩（除了没屁眼的香港小孩外，)可以保证100% 不在公共场合发生这种意外情况？
我明明说的是意外情况！我没有小孩，但我见过很多。我什么时候说随地大小便正确了
？你是脑袋被驴踢了还是眼睛近视？是故意偷换概念还是小学语文不及格理解力有问题
？我好奇搜索了一下美国对于这个事情的法律，随地大小便要被罚款，但是除了
individuals who may not be able to adequately control the bodily functions
that control urination or defecation,such as children nine years of age or
younger,and those verified medical and/or psychiatric conditions. 之外。小孩
控制不好自己，难免意外发生，就这么简单。那些香港人刚开始的时候拍孩子，发现不
对，孩子控制不好自己的Y，就一口咬定是大人指使，还P了一坨屎上去。不抹黑大陆人
绝不罢休... 阅读全帖 |
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q******s
发帖数: 7469 | 30 所以陆客只能关在大陆，不许出国。出国就全世界的去public defecation. |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 32 How do Indian defecate in public? |
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h*h
发帖数: 27852 | 33 Why Islam is Worse Than Nazism
by Serkan Engin
I am an atheist author and poet, who had lived as a Sunni Muslim for 23
years from birth, and I am still living in a Muslim country, Turkey. Also,
my parents and all of my relatives are still Muslim. So, my critics about
Islam can be easily consider this an inside view.
I know that the title of this essay seems assertive, but I will explain the
rightness of this title step-by-step in this essay.
First of all, you have to learn about Islam that if yo... 阅读全帖 |
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c*******2
发帖数: 617 | 34 Why the US Will Not Sign the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea
by Ken Meyercord / May 4th, 2016
Critics of American foreign policy love to point out instances where our
policy reeks of hypocrisy. No current issue in international affairs affords
a better illustration of our inconsistent sanctimoniousness than the
dispute over competing claims to insular territories (whether to call them
“islands” or “rocks” is of great significance, as we shall see) in the
South China Sea.
Symptomatic of our h... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 36 Dig a hole everyday for defecation and cover your poop immediately. No one
knows. |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 38 Adam Carolla on the Politics of Envy and the Shame-Driven Angst of the
Occupiers
by The Political Palaver
The problem reasonable Americans have had in addressing the Occupy Wall
Street crowd has stemmed from our propensity to be just that: reasonable.
How do you have a rational conversation with someone who is decrying the
evils of capitalism while copiously taking in its fruits in the form of
iPhones and double-tall Starbucks lattes? What do you say to a a girl that
wonders why her $96K degree ... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 39 by wheatington
So shocking and barbaric is the truth of Islam that, despite the lies of
its devout followers, it eventually backs up like raw sewage and emanates
from the very guardians of the filth.
Muslims in Egypt are clamouring for female genital mutilation (FGM). Yes, I
know, we’ve been told that FGM has less than nothing to do with Islam but
Muslims can only hide from the light of civilization for so long, and now
they’ve slunk out of the shadows. They’ve been emboldened!
Muslims challeng... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 40 我就知道这个回出来的． 突破了底线后什么都会来了．
By Noel Sheppard | September 08, 2012 | 14:34
The following headline actually appeared at Gawker Friday: "Born This Way:
Sympathy and Science for Those Who Want to Have Sex with Children."
The article, written by Gawker West Coast editor Cord Jefferson, was even
worse (emphasis added throughout):
In an ABC News article from 2003, a corrections officer from Los Angeles
told reporter Michael S. James that imprisoned pedophiles "usually don't
make it" without protective cu... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 41 A Pentagon push to mix the sexes ignores how awful cheek-by-jowl life is on
the battlefield.
By RYAN SMITH
America has been creeping closer and closer to allowing women in combat, so
Wednesday's news that the decision has now been made is not a surprise. It
appears that female soldiers will be allowed on the battlefield but not in
the infantry. Yet it is a distinction without much difference: Infantry
units serve side-by-side in combat with artillery, engineers, drivers,
medics and others wh... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 42 http://www.cnsnews.com/commentary/jen-kuznicki/if-they-target-y
June 21, 2014 - 3:19 PM
By Jen Kuznicki
I read a book about a Polish man who, as a boy, was sent to Siberia during
the 1940's, when Poland was being invaded by the Nazi regime as well as the
Soviets. The man who authored the book was the Polish man's doctor, who
knew what he had been through as a child, and though it was difficult to
coax the story out of him, really dug into why certain bad actors in that
war did what they did.
In... 阅读全帖 |
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c****n
发帖数: 229 | 43 Trump eats Bernie for lunch and defecates Hilary the old bitch |
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h*h
发帖数: 27852 | 44 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: hsh (三胡), 信区: Military
标 题: Why Islam is Worse Than Nazism
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Mar 22 23:21:14 2016, 美东)
Why Islam is Worse Than Nazism
by Serkan Engin
I am an atheist author and poet, who had lived as a Sunni Muslim for 23
years from birth, and I am still living in a Muslim country, Turkey. Also,
my parents and all of my relatives are still Muslim. So, my critics about
Islam can be easily consider this an inside view.
I know that the title of this essay seems asse... 阅读全帖 |
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b*********3
发帖数: 1709 | 47 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren3 (), 信区: Military
标 题: 这就是美国：10个例子，展示了美国发生了多大变化
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 24 11:26:10 2019, 美东)
This Is America: 10 Examples That Show How Dramatically The U.S. Has Changed
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/america-10-examples-show-how-
dramatically-us-has-changed
Are we on the right track as a nation?
As you ponder that question, here are 10 examples for you to consider that
show how dramatically the U.S. has changed as we approach 2020…
#1 The ACLU ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 7469 | 48 以前没心版是加州猫的洗脑工具，后来她拼头马可奸时代就变成publicdefecation场所
了。来新板主后defecation少了，剩下的就是无休止的悲愤。这个版除了关于同性炼的
讨论还有意义外，基本就是垃圾。
你新警察？明知这里是昧心版，还要来，还码那么一堆字。马上一堆更年期综合证的，
或月经都停了的怨妇就要上来骂了。好好的蜗牛丝板不去，你真够的。
奥，你travel版的，出门往右转。 |
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j****i
发帖数: 68152 | 49 trafficking，defecation king？ |
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