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发帖数: 15860 | 1 Rounders Script
[Man Narrating] Listen, here's the thing.
If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the
table,
then you are the sucker.
Guys around here'll tell ya... you play for a living.
It's like any other job. You don't gamble. You grind it out.
Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it.
Get your money in when you have the best of it, and protect it
when you don't.
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发帖数: 20761 | 2 祖籍福建南安的李宗伟战胜了福建上杭的林丹，冠军决赛厦门队谌龙夺冠！这不就是福
建省羽毛球公开赛么？[Chuckle][Chuckle][Chuckle]
位于福建泉州的华侨大学境外生李宗伟战胜华大研究生林丹，冠军决赛华大本科生谌龙
夺冠！这不就是华侨大学羽毛球公开赛么？[Chuckle][Chuckle][Chuckle] |
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发帖数: 3436 | 3 从王宝强离婚中看社会问题[Chuckle]
男人出轨后、
离婚概率低；
女人出轨后、
基本上都离……；
感悟、钥匙和锁的关系[Laugh]
一把钥匙能开别的锁
锁还能用
一把锁
让别的钥匙能打开
谁还敢放心用…[Chuckle][Chuckle][Chuckle]
一把钥匙能开别的锁，证明是一把好钥匙，
一把锁让别的钥匙能打开，证明是一把烂锁[Grin][Grin][Grin] |
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发帖数: 8927 | 4 相亲[Chuckle]：
女：你有三室一厅吗?
男：没有
女：你有雅阁吗?
男：没有。
女：（站起）：我有点事，先走了。
男：（喃喃自语):俺有独栋别墅，为啥要住小公寓？
女：（僵住）、、、、
男：（自语）俺开着奔驰，难道要换成日本车？
女回眸一笑，相亲继续、、、
男：我创业把别墅、车子全抵押了，现在一点现金都没有了、、、、、
女（大怒）：我有好多事，先走了、、、、、
男：还好拿到日本的天使基金，公司上市了、、、
女转身坐下相亲继续、、、、、、
男：不过IT行业风起云涌，股票跌破发行价，快要停盘了、、、、 、
女一声不吭，站起身。
男：幸好被微软收购，有了几亿现金，可以支持我二次创业、、、、、、、
女（转身媚笑）：你好坏啊，老是逗人家、、、、、、
这时，两个穿白大褂的医生进来，气喘吁吁：... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 5 别整天喊压力大， 告诉你什么才是真正的
《压力》
第1章：
一局长开车上班，路上遇到一个搭順风车的美女，没开多久，忽然，她晕倒
在车上，然后他不得不把她送去医院。
——局长感到压力。
第2章：
到了医院，医生说美女怀孕了，恭喜他要做爸爸了。他说孩子不是自己的，
可是美女一口咬定说孩子是他的。
——局长焦虑不安。
第3章：
这时医生建议局长做DNA测试，以证明自己的清白，此时无奈的局长不得不
配合做了DNA，测试后，医生说男士是不孕不育症患者，而且是天生的，局长是清白的。
——局长忧心重重。
第4章：
在回家的路上，局长不断地想着自己家里的那两个孩子……，不孕不育先天
的，那我的两个孩子是谁的？
——局长心力交瘁。
第5章：
回到家里，老婆开心的迎上前去，说她去医院检查，医生说她又有了。
——局长觉得生不如死。
第6章：
不管老婆如何解释，局长无论如何也不相信，很快，局... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 24594 | 6 川普和希拉里在竞选美国总统时有一天完成辩论后很晚了，要吃东西补充能量，他们一
起进一家麵包店，可两人发现身上都没带钱。希拉里犹豫了一下，然后趁店员不注意时
伸手取了3块糕点藏进口袋。
她小声对川普说: “你看我多聪明，店主什麽都没看到，而我甚至都不需要撒谎, 我一
定会战胜你赢得美国总统宝座！”川普说: “为了达到目的，以欺骗和盗窃行事，难道
这就是你的一贯作风吗？其实，用诚实的方式也能获得相同的结果。看我的！”
于是川普对麵包店老板说：“我是共和党总统候选人川普，现在我会表演一个魔术给你
看，拜托你帮个忙把这块糕点递给我。”
店老板很好奇，立即按他吩咐给了他一块糕点。川普立刻吞了它，并要求再来一块，然
后也吃下肚。然后川普又要了第三块糕点，也吃了它。
吃完店主开始纳闷，就问他到底魔术何时会出现。
川普答曰：“现在你可以到希拉里的口袋里拿回你刚才看到我吃掉的三块糕点”。[
Grin][Chuckle][Chuckle][Chuckle]
祝各位国庆长假快乐！ |
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发帖数: 1 | 7 CNN來闢謠了[Chuckle][Chuckle]CNN的報導是：”some foreign students were...
according to one of the attendees”. 看來Politico 比CNN還垃圾[Chuckle] |
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发帖数: 1 | 8 这几天trump 反中国移民， 反合法移民的 fake news真多。 2018年midterm要来了，
这种fake news会越来越多。因为民主党也不是傻瓜，他们知道亚洲合法移民不是一边
倒的投那些democrats／socialist／communist， 所以拼命制造一些fake news， 耸人
听闻的news来target我们这个group。
就拿trump说什么中国学生都是间谍这个新闻来说。 Fake news的常用技巧就是quote
anonymous source。如果新闻有关国家机密， 那你要匿名， 是很正常。 但trump和
CEO吃个晚餐， 说了这个， 要匿名， 为什么？ 有什么原因你这个 source 要匿名？！
还有， 看看politico这句话：
At one point during the dinner, Trump noted of an unnamed country that
the attendee said was clearly China, “almost every student that comes over
to th... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1458 | 9 什么人开什么车】有点意思！[Chuckle][Chuckle][Chuckle]
宝马：100%是暴发户
奔驰：10%是领导，30%是暴发户，60%是小资
奥迪：90%是领导，10%是冒充领导的暴发户
雷克萨斯：比较有品位的成功人士，不喜欢在人前显摆
沃尔沃：低调的有钱人，低调到你不知道他的钱是从哪来的
路虎：房地产从业者，想追求品质，享受尊贵，却发现没有自己想象的那么完美。
高尔夫R：你只看到我高六的外形,却没听到我低沉的排气;你有你的奔驰宝马,我有我流
线外衣;你看不起我普通卑微的出身,我却在城市之中把你秒杀。我是R20,我为自己代言
吉普系列：部队大院（或者干部大院）里长大的孩子
捷豹：文化产业老大
汉兰达：装B人士的代表作
科鲁兹：敏感、矫情的80后
卡宴：黑社会大哥，通常没有疑问
福克斯：随时准备和你飙车的80后男青年，如果你超过他，他一定会找机会超你。
雅阁：乡党委书记或者暴发户
普拉多或陆地巡洋舰：光头纹身大金链子的黑道小弟
马自达3：开“三”车的不一定都是小三，但漂亮女青年居多是事实
世嘉：70后个体户
速腾：国企职工
天籁：50岁大叔
马自达6：事业正在起步的小老板
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发帖数: 15479 | 10 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: Scania88 (Scania88), 信区: USANews
标 题: 国内同学这样编排希拉里和川普，太过份了！
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 1 00:06:09 2016, 美东)
川普和希拉里在竞选美国总统时有一天完成辩论后很晚了，要吃东西补充能量，他们一
起进一家麵包店，可两人发现身上都没带钱。希拉里犹豫了一下，然后趁店员不注意时
伸手取了3块糕点藏进口袋。
她小声对川普说: “你看我多聪明，店主什麽都没看到，而我甚至都不需要撒谎, 我一
定会战胜你赢得美国总统宝座！”川普说: “为了达到目的，以欺骗和盗窃行事，难道
这就是你的一贯作风吗？其实，用诚实的方式也能获得相同的结果。看我的！”
于是川普对麵包店老板说：“我是共和党总统候选人川普，现在我会表演一个魔术给你
看，拜托你帮个忙把这块糕点递给我。”
店老板很好奇，立即按他吩咐给了他一块糕点。川普立刻吞了它，并要求再来一块，然
后也吃下肚。然后川普又要了第三块糕点，也吃了它。
吃完店主开始纳闷，就问他到底魔术何时会出现。
川普答曰：“现在你可以... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 13789 | 11 episode 14
ATHENA STARWOMAN INTERVIEW
Broadcast 6.30pm on 08/10/2003
Athena Starwoman
World renowned astrologist, Athena Starwoman
Athena Starwoman says she could read someone's horoscope, work out their
numerological future and lay out their tarot cards, before she could say her
ABC's. Her grandmother passed on her astrological wisdom to Athena at a
very young age, and today Athena is a world renowned astrologist, who as
well as writing books, writes... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 3001 | 12 2016年度50大喜感新闻[Chuckle][Chuckle][Chuckle]
1 .男子吃旺旺雪饼运气没有变旺，向多部门写信举报
2 .天真女子一年被骗 118 次，骗子感叹：她是除我妈外对我最好的人
3 .男子住酒店枕头底惊现万元现金，愤怒投诉：肯定没换枕套
4 .湖南男子因普通话太烂，电话诈骗没一个人相信他
5 .湖北小伙路遇女友跟人亲热当街踹情敌，却发现是自己亲爹
6 .重庆一家人自驾避暑，下高速才发现孩子没上车
7 .小伙腰部以下发黑，关健部位尤其严重，以为得重病，医生检查是短裤掉色
8 .女子取快递需证明自己是“齐天大圣“，物业开证明：她就是
9 .老板上班时间在公司群发红包，抢红包员工各罚五百元
10 .合肥男子失恋后欲开煤气自杀，冷静下来后点烟，结果引爆
11 .女子偷情后与情人叫车吃饭，不料司机是其丈夫
12 .狱警突发心脏病，囚犯越狱求救，狱警很感动，但还是加固了大门
13 .奶奶看孙女长相不像自家人，鉴定后系儿媳与女婿所生
14 .骗子网上卖活体葫芦娃寄空箱子，辩称六娃会隐身
15 .父亲为帮高二女儿追男生，挪用公款帮其出国整容
16 .湖州男子违章自称来自银河... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2152 | 13 小沈阳：大哥,不能过于看重钱,情人节这一天其实老短暂了~买个礼物、送个花，这一
天就过去了,嚎~~ 不买礼物、不送花，这一天就难过了，嚎~~
你知道今天最痛苦的事儿是啥？知道不，就是“过节了，礼物没准备！”
赵本山：还有更痛苦的呢!知道不？就是“礼物准备了，没情人过节”
小沈阳：大哥,哪不算啥，最最最痛苦的知道不？“礼物准备了，情人有了，被老婆发
现了……嚎~~”
赵本山：扯淡，那都不算啥，最最最最痛苦的是啥？ 知道不？“礼物准备了，拿着回
家送老婆，发现老婆跟别人过节去了。。。 [Chuckle][Chuckle][Chuckle] . |
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发帖数: 60932 | 14 Target.com has a number of board games, card games, craft kits, and toys on
clearance. Some of these items are offered with a flat $3.99 per item
shipping rate. Other items do not have the $3.99 flat shipping rate, instead
they have "Bullseye Shipping", which is free shipping when you spend $50 or
more in selected categories. All the items listed below have $3.99 shipping
unless otherwise noted.
Eric Carle "Animals Animals" Colors Bingo, $3.48 (was $9.99):
http://www.target.com/Eric-Carle-Animal... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 997 | 15 很不中听，很多人受蒙蔽也是自然而然这么想。 几十年的洗脑的结果， 绝对不是一天
两天可以改变的。
[Chuckle][Chuckle]每一个被共产党洗脑教育致大脑残废的国人，都具备以下症状:
1，爱国:分不清祖国，国家，政府，政党，朝廷之间的区别，反正就是习惯于自我奴化
、顺服、阉割，一揽子民粹思想！
2， 恨日本:一提起日本就恨得咬牙切齿，各种自不量力的豪言壮语脱口而出。仿佛打
了鸡血似的，一揽子民族主义，大国沙文主义，夜郎自大的丢人现眼，抵制日货的愚蠢
狂妄！
3，崇毛:从来不反思、不独立思考毛时代的反动、反常、反人类现象，固化顺从于小时
候课本上‘’东方红，太阳升‘’的灌输教育，一肚子领袖情节，一揽子傻逼思维！
4，热衷成功:事实上的利欲熏心，厚黑无耻！跟风赶时髦的唯‘’成功‘’是论！也不
细致深究什么是成功，为什么要成功，成功以后又会怎样？抛弃道义只为成功，妻离子
散只为成功，污染山河只为成功！
5，无神论:偏执于‘科学’，却不懂得什么是真正的科学精神，不相信有神，却对神的
真理一无所知！
6，普遍冷漠:叫人无法理解的是这些狂热爱国者，一遇到煽动就换头像喊口号要把【江
山染成一... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1084 | 16 Duterte announces military, economic split from U.S.
Before chuckling, the President tells his Chinese audience, 'So please you
have another problem of economics in my country. I am separated from them so
I will be dependent on you for a long time.'
Pia Ranada
@piaranada
Published 6:12 PM, October 20, 2016
Updated 7:04 PM, October 20, 2016
BEIJING, China – In front of Chinese businessmen and government officials,
President Rodrigo Duterte announced his “separation” from the United
States both in... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 505 | 17 鍗婂涓ょ偣锛岄偦灞呭鐨勪袱鍙ｅ瓙姝ｅ湪鍚垫灦锛屾湰鏉ユ垜鎯冲幓鍔濆姖鐨勶
紝璧板埌闂ㄥ彛鍚埌浠栦咯閮藉湪閭ｅ枈锛欳.N.M.B 鐬棿鏄庣櫧浜嗭紝鍘熸潵涓
嶆槸鍚垫灦锛屽彧鏄姃鍙戜竴涓嬬埍鍥戒箣鎯呰宸诧紝杩欎笅鍙互瀹夊績鐨勫洖
瀹剁潯瑙変簡銆鈥嬧鈥媅Chuckle][Chuckle] |
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发帖数: 3989 | 18 【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: kknn (浪客刀心@两条腿的青蛙), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 今天与群友聊大选。。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 22 00:39:57 2016, 美东)
觉得很有意思，记录一下， 留作纪念。
☆sun★ 07:43还有几周, 大家继续看表演/::D
xia 09:20 @☆sun★ 川普若胜，你家是不是该办个party庆祝下[Chuckle]
☆sun★ 09:47总体上我自2感觉对他是大概六七成认可，三四成不满意. 不过老唐输了
大家还是可以一起party.. 庆祝大戏落幕/::D
☆sun★ 09:50不过这一次大选，对我的改变是发现自己更倾向的共和党的理念. 以前
我可是克林顿的铁杆.
Huang 10:33@☆sun★ 难说，下一次选举可能又变了。[Shhh]
☆sun★ 11:[email protected]/* */ 不会...随着民主党越来越左, 我们这些'老人'都自然就
显得越来越右
xia 11:15@☆sun★ 麻烦大神给解释定... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1409 | 19 问：七夕原本是个悲惨的故事，却被国人当作情人节，难道都想作董永那样悲催的情侣
？[Chuckle]
答： 能睡一夜仙女，也不错[Chuckle]
答： 其实是中国人的一夜情[Tongue] |
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发帖数: 99 | 20 爸妈参加完同学会，然后他说他同学孩子都是在上海北京，房子都是两套起，职务不是
财务总监就是风投公司，年薪60w在上海都算垫底[Chuckle][Chuckle]， 一堆年薪100w
+，连在步步高工作的hr都是年薪100w+。。本来在东南亚某小国银行工作拿15w刀一年
还喜滋滋的。。结果被爸妈鄙视成垫底的。是不是该回国闯闯 |
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发帖数: 342 | 21 Why do we need to protest against Jimmy Kimmel and ABC network?
Because they showed NO respect to basic human values by inciting VIOLENCE
and MASSIVE KILLING!!
On October 16, 2013, at the Kids Table segment of Jimmy Kimmel Live show,
Jimmy Kimmel had the following conversation with the kids:
Jimmy: OK, next question. America owes China a lot of money, 1.3 Trillion
dollars. How should we pay them back?
Kid 1: You came the other way around and kill everyone in China.
Jimmy: Kill everyone in China,... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1111 | 23 转自yahoo，非常好的一篇文章
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/behind-locker-r
Behind the locker room doors before and after Lin’s game-winning shot
against the Raptors
By Holly MacKenzie | Ball Don't Lie – 15 hours ago
Jeremy Lin celebrates with his teammates after hitting the game-winner (AP)
TORONTO — Fifty-five hours.
That's how much time had elapsed between Kobe Bryant's game-winner for the
Los Angeles Lakers on Sunday afternoon and Jeremy Lin's game-winner for the
New York Knicks on Tues... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 626 | 24 医院走廊里一群人在等待尿检，每人手里都端着自己的尿样。 护士叫一个叫王尚举的
患者，喊:王尚举！
然后所有患者都把手里的尿样举高了一点。
护士又喊道:王尚举！.....然后患者们又把尿样举高了一点......
护士还喊:王尚举！！！然后所有患者都把尿样高高举起...
这时王尚举意识到护士是在喊自己，便大声答:到！
然后所有的患者都把尿倒头上了。
[Chuckle][Chuckle]，再忙也要笑一笑！👍今天你笑了吗？[Tongue]🐠
(一会儿撤贴） |
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发帖数: 5873 | 25 马克吐温真是狠。接下来还有四五章讲new orleans的，无不令人捧腹。
Chapter 41 The Metropolis of the South
THE approaches to New Orleans were familiar; general aspects were
unchanged. When one goes flying through London along a railway propped
in the air on tall arches, he may inspect miles of upper bedrooms
through the open windows, but the lower half of the houses is under
his level and out of sight. Similarly, in high-river stage, in the New
Orleans region, the water is up to the top of the enclosing levee-rim,
the flat c... 阅读全帖 |
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k**n
发帖数: 3989 | 26 觉得很有意思，记录一下， 留作纪念。
☆sun★ 07:43还有几周, 大家继续看表演/::D
xia 09:20 @☆sun★ 川普若胜，你家是不是该办个party庆祝下[Chuckle]
☆sun★ 09:47总体上我自2感觉对他是大概六七成认可，三四成不满意. 不过老唐输了
大家还是可以一起party.. 庆祝大戏落幕/::D
☆sun★ 09:50不过这一次大选，对我的改变是发现自己更倾向的共和党的理念. 以前
我可是克林顿的铁杆.
Huang 10:33@☆sun★ 难说，下一次选举可能又变了。[Shhh]
☆sun★ 11:[email protected]/* */ 不会...随着民主党越来越左, 我们这些'老人'都自然就
显得越来越右
xia 11:15@☆sun★ 麻烦大神给解释定义下到底啥是左和右
xia 11:16自由和保守吗？以何为界？
☆sun★ 11:[email protected]/* */ ，我的理解是简单来说就是激进的价值观与保守的价值观.
左派是不断的挑战价值观的底线, 右派尽量保持原有的价值观,... 阅读全帖 |
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p*****t
发帖数: 3824 | 27 http://www1.asknlearn.com/ri_Ilearning/English/631/elang-ilearn
Love is a Fallacy
by Max Shulman
Cool was I and logical. Keen, calculating, perspicacious, acute and astute—
I was all of these. My brain was as powerful as a dynamo, precise as a
chemist’s scales, as penetrating as a scalpel. And—think of it!—I only
eighteen.
It is not often that one so young has such a giant intellect. Take, for
example, Petey Bellows, my roommate at the university. Same age, same
background, but dumb as an ox. A ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1676 | 28 LMAO - Laughing My As* Off
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BAS =» Big A$$ Smile
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BIBO =» Beer In, Beer Out
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgr... 阅读全帖 |
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c****t
发帖数: 19049 | 29 HALF-LIVES
the first luisa rey
mystery
I
Rufus Sixsmith leans over the balcony and estimates his body’s velocity
when it hits the
sidewalk and lays his dilemmas to rest. A telephone rings in the unlit room.
Sixsmith dares not
answer. Disco music booms from the next apartment, where a party is in full
swing, and
Sixsmith feels older than his sixty-six years. Smog obscures the stars, but
north and south
along the coastal strip, Buenas Yerbas’s billion lights simmer. West, the
Pacific eternity East... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 16371 | 30 12:34 pm
Add a Comment
After a brief music interlude, Goldman Sachs analyst Bill Shope is
introducing Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple to the conference.
12:35 pm
Add a Comment
Tim Cook chuckles before reading a safe harbor statement to investors.
12:39 pm
Add a Comment
Shope starts off with a question about what investors should know about the
company's relationship with its supply chain, which has gotten intensive
news coverage lately. Cook said that Apple takes working condi... 阅读全帖 |
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p***i
发帖数: 2119 | 32 http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/06/world/europe/putins-diving-ex
普金潛水找到的古代文物原來是先找到後來又放回去的。
October 5, 2011
Putin’s Diving Exploit Was a Setup, Aide Says
By ELLEN BARRY
MOSCOW — The now famous television video of Prime Minister Vladimir V.
Putin diving to the bottom of a bay and discovering ceramic jugs from the
sixth century was, in fact, a setup, his press secretary says.
In an interview released late on Tuesday, the press secretary, Dmitri S.
Peskov said that the jugs had actually been found by... 阅读全帖 |
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t***h
发帖数: 5601 | 33 http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=1348&id=492844
发信人: FXG (错觉), 信区: NewExpress
标 题: [合集] 朝鲜族生二胎奖励5万,蒙古族生二胎奖励1万，大家怎么看
发信站: 水木社区 (Fri Dec 28 15:06:37 2012), 站内
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oBigeyes (雾里看花) 于 (Wed Dec 26 15:37:16 2012) 提到:
【 以下文字转载自 Stock 讨论区 】
发信人: shl (为了多巴胺), 信区: Stock
标 题: 朝鲜族生二胎奖励5万,蒙古族生二胎奖励1万，大家怎么看
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Dec 26 15:30:44 2012), 站内
陈旗少数民族家庭生二胎奖１万元
发布者：Enhe 来源：呼伦贝尔日报
本报讯 （记者晓琦）户籍凡属陈旗，能够满足该旗有关生育二胎政策规定的少数民族
夫妇生第二胎者，旗政府将给予一次性奖励1万元。
年初出台的《陈巴尔虎旗关于鼓励少数民族政... 阅读全帖 |
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w**********5
发帖数: 1741 | 34 12. Memorandum of Conversation1
Beijing, February 17–18, 1973, 11:30 p.m.–1:20 a.m.
PARTICIPANTS
Mao Tsetung, Chairman, Politburo, Chinese Communist Party
Chou En-lai, Premier of the State Council
Wang Hai-jung, Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs
Tang Wen-sheng, Interpreter
Shen Jo-yun, Interpreter
Dr. Henry A. Kissinger, Assistant to the President for National Security
Affairs
Winston Lord, NSC Staff
(At 11:00 p.m. February 17, 1973 at a meeting in a villa near the Guest
House where Dr. Kiss... 阅读全帖 |
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g***j
发帖数: 40861 | 35 【 以下文字转载自 Biology 讨论区 】
发信人: gshjj (各输己键), 信区: Biology
标 题: Tough Lessons From Golden Rice 不错的转基因故事
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Mar 2 22:51:41 2011, 美东)
Tough Lessons From Golden Rice
Martin Enserink
It was supposed to prevent blindness and death from vitamin A deficiency
in millions of children. But almost a decade after its invention, golden
rice is still stuck in the lab
It's easy to recognize Ingo Potrykus at the train station in Basel,
Switzerland. Quietly waiting while hurried travelers zip ... 阅读全帖 |
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f********t
发帖数: 6999 | 36 【 以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区 】
发信人: mvxx (Moving Forward), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: 要学习老印怎样教育孩子
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jun 26 07:56:37 2011, 美东)
在Chuckle Cheese碰到一老印孩子,找我要Quarter, 我说找你妈要去,他真的去 ,和他
妈嘀咕了几句,回来高诉我: 我妈没有.
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发帖数: 12623 | 37 You mean asking more questions than he's answering? Sloppy chuckles? |
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t***h
发帖数: 5601 | 38 http://www.newsmth.net/bbscon.php?bid=1348&id=492844
发信人: FXG (错觉), 信区: NewExpress
标 题: [合集] 朝鲜族生二胎奖励5万,蒙古族生二胎奖励1万，大家怎么看
发信站: 水木社区 (Fri Dec 28 15:06:37 2012), 站内
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oBigeyes (雾里看花) 于 (Wed Dec 26 15:37:16 2012) 提到:
【 以下文字转载自 Stock 讨论区 】
发信人: shl (为了多巴胺), 信区: Stock
标 题: 朝鲜族生二胎奖励5万,蒙古族生二胎奖励1万，大家怎么看
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Dec 26 15:30:44 2012), 站内
陈旗少数民族家庭生二胎奖１万元
发布者：Enhe 来源：呼伦贝尔日报
本报讯 （记者晓琦）户籍凡属陈旗，能够满足该旗有关生育二胎政策规定的少数民族
夫妇生第二胎者，旗政府将给予一次性奖励1万元。
年初出台的《陈巴尔虎旗关于鼓励少数民族政... 阅读全帖 |
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d*******q
发帖数: 553 | 39 这是CNN新闻下的一个评论， 长短内容合适打印出来当传单。
Why We Have to Boycott ABC/Disney
As parents and teachers, we do our best to nurture our children. We teach
them good values, guide them in the right directions when they make mistakes
; we protect them from all harms before they are mature enough to protect
themselves. To shield young children from inappropriate contents on TV, many
parents have used the parental control features on their remote control.
Initially, I thought ABC is a family friendly TV channel whos... 阅读全帖 |
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d*******q
发帖数: 553 | 40 这是CNN新闻下的一个评论， 长短内容合适打印出来当传单。
Why We Have to Boycott ABC/Disney
As parents and teachers, we do our best to nurture our children. We teach
them good values, guide them in the right directions when they make mistakes
; we protect them from all harms before they are mature enough to protect
themselves. To shield young children from inappropriate contents on TV, many
parents have used the parental control features on their remote control.
Initially, I thought ABC is a family friendly TV channel whos... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 12853 | 41 http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/28/kids-say-the-most-divi
On Monday, protesters marched through the streets of San Francisco carrying
pictures funny-man Jimmy Kimmel’s face—with a Hitler mustache drawn above
his lip and a swastika by his side. More than 100 people, largely Asian-
Americans, were still fuming about a skit that aired on Kimmel’s late night
show earlier this month.
In the midst of the government shutdown, Kimmel gathered a “Kid’s Table”
to comment on the current state of affa... 阅读全帖 |
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m*********7
发帖数: 5207 | 42 虽然我相信那个叫Braxton的小孩家教是有问题的，但是为了分化瓦解敌人，目前一定
要强调他的天真无辜，让ABC承担所有责任。Jimmy不是唯一犯错的人，他背后的创作团
队都应该受到家长和老师的口诛笔伐。
信件题目:Protect Our Children from Malicious TV Programs (请集思广益提供更好
的题目）
Dear parents and teachers,
As parents and teachers, we do our best to nurture our children. We teach
them good values, guide them in the right directions when they make mistakes
; we protect them from all harms before they are mature enough to protect
themselves. To shield young children from inappropriate contents on TV, many... 阅读全帖 |
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x*******a
发帖数: 11067 | 43 我在录像还没有删除的时候去看了两遍，觉得是有点过分了的一个笑话。后来很多人张
罗白宫签名，我也签了一个。昨晚收到三藩同学转发的微信，大吃一惊。你们多少人是
看了SHOW，还是看了这个微信被忽悠的？
我并没有说我对这个SHOW没意见，请愿和游行我也不反对，但是这种弄虚作假的事情，
与其到了最后曝光然后丢人现眼，不如早些知道。
微信内容如下：
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“Jimmy Kimmel 是ABC 晚间节目的主持人，主持一档叫kid's table的节目，就是邀请
几个小孩对美国现有的经济民生等问题提出建议，在月前美国政府关门那段时间播出的
节目中Jimmy的问题是＂美国欠中国1.3trillion dollar，怎么解决＂，有一六岁小孩
回答＂把中国人都杀了＂，jimmy没有做负责的成年人，媒体人该做的事反驳该极端的
用杀人解决问题的做法，反而回答说＂it's an interesting idea"，接着还进一步诱
导小孩说＂should we allow Chinese to live?" 我们可以让中国人活下去吗？所有的
kids大声回答＂No! "... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 11067 | 44 我看的很清楚啊。除非我理解有误。我刚刚去看了两遍，扒下来的台词。自己读吧。我
承认我不喜欢他的口气和问题。
Jimmy: American owns China a lot of money, 1.3 trillion dollars. How should
we pay them back?
The boy (Red neck): ... all the way over, and Kill everyone in China.
Jimmy: (chuckle) Kill everyone in China, ok, that is an interesting idea.
Jimmy (turned to the other kid): yes?
(African American): built a big wall so they can not come to us.
Jimmy: You say build a wall, a huge great kind of wall? That will never
happen.
Jimmy (turned to the redn... 阅读全帖 |
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k****m
发帖数: 4670 | 45 发信人: hellod (hd), 信区: Military
标 题: CNN网友评论
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 31 17:29:29 2013, 美东)
切中要害 CNN网友评论 (转载)值得参考。
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/29/showbiz/jimmy-kimmel-china-apolog
by moonflower7 (teddybearmom)
As parents and teachers, we do our best to nurture our children. We
teachthem good values, guide them in the right directions when they make
mistakes; we protect them from all harms before they are mature enough to
protectthemselves. To shield young children from inappropriate contents on
TV... 阅读全帖 |
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h****d
发帖数: 1420 | 46 值得参考。
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/29/showbiz/jimmy-kimmel-china-apolog
by moonflower7 (teddybearmom)
As parents and teachers, we do our best to nurture our children. We teach
them good values, guide them in the right directions when they make mistakes
; we protect them from all harms before they are mature enough to protect
themselves. To shield young children from inappropriate contents on TV, many
parents have used the parental control features on their remote control.
Initially, I thought ABC ... 阅读全帖 |
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g*******y
发帖数: 202 | 48 http://thescoopblog.dallasnews.com/2013/11/protestors-gather-ou
Alenxandra2 minutes ago
As parents and teachers, we do our best to nurture our children. We teach
them good values, guide them in the right directions when they make mistakes
; we protect them from all harms before they are mature enough to protect
themselves. To shield young children from inappropriate contents on TV, many
parents have used the parental control features on their remote control.
Initially, I thought ABC is a family ... 阅读全帖 |
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a*****y
发帖数: 311 | 49 致在美华人，和所有为人父母者的一封公开信
Recently, Jimmy Kimmel, an ABC talk show host, in a skit called 'kids table'
in his show, asked some 6-year-olds what should be done about America's
debts to China, a boy quickly suggested to "kill everyone in China". Kimmel
chuckled and said, "That's an interesting idea". In a follow-up question he
asked "should we allow the Chinese to live?" and he got mixed answers. Later
he led the discussion to swing towards allowing the Chinese to live but
just so that someone can cont... 阅读全帖 |
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