c******i
发帖数: 94 | 1 from: http://www.globalresearch.ca/911-the-mother-of-all-big-lies/5400986
They’re an American tradition. They date from the republic’s inception.
Notable ones began in the mid-19th century.
They facilitated annexing Texas. Half of Mexico followed. America became
Cuba’s colonial power.
Controlling the Philippines, Guam, Samoa, Hawaii, Haiti, the Dominican
Republic, Canal Zone, Puerto Rico and other territories followed.
In 1917, Woodrow Wilson manipulated public sentiment. He did so with Big
Lies... 阅读全帖 |
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m********8
发帖数: 7463 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: charming (这位姑娘，请留步！), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Re: 当我看见特别胖的人的时候
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Nov 23 00:53:49 2014, 美东)
George Carlin on Fat People: |
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j*****v
发帖数: 7717 | 3 鲨鱼肉超市经常看到啊，价钱也不贵，因为肉不好吃，但至少没扔掉。
就算扔了，就像这位说的，照样是其他生物的食物，谈何浪费？
再次搬出George Carlin对环境保护者的嘲讽
老头还是很有智慧的
the |
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J******n
发帖数: 183 | 4 U.S. Drops Charges That Professor Shared Technology With China
By MATT APUZZOSEPT. 11, 2015
WASHINGTON — When the Justice Department arrested the chairman of Temple
University’s physics department this spring and accused him of sharing
sensitive American-made technology with China, prosecutors had what seemed
like a damning piece of evidence: schematics of sophisticated laboratory
equipment sent by the professor, Xi Xiaoxing, to scientists in China.
The schematics, prosecutors said, revealed the... 阅读全帖 |
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j*****v
发帖数: 7717 | 6 Carlin應該算是中間偏左的comedian，他對左婢環保主義者的嘲諷也不弱。在娛樂圈，
右派很被排擠和歧視，裝左婢可以名利雙收
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s*****j
发帖数: 6435 | 7 想起 George Carlin 说女权主义越来越过分. 要把 MAN 都换成 PERSON
it is a man-hole, not person-hole.
and it is David Letterman, not David Letterperson. |
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x******k
发帖数: 847 | 9 美国情况George Carlin早总结过，虽然是说笑话：上层阶级控制所有的资源，纳着极
少的税，中层阶级拿着大部分的税，却资源很少，下层阶级就是用来吓唬中层的！ |
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m**k
发帖数: 1503 | 10 “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are
stupider than that.”
― George Carlin |
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l*****a
发帖数: 40 | 11 Now, there's one thing you might have noticed I don't complain about
suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don'
t fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another
reality. They come from American parents and American families, American
homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American
universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best
we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our s... 阅读全帖 |
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i**********k
发帖数: 5274 | 14 奥巴马2012年怎么赢的？也就是电脑系统搞鬼吧。还是台湾那种点票比较可靠，可是美
国这么大，又不能那样搞。 |
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j*a
发帖数: 14423 | 15 give vote to candidate who has absolutely no change to win. |
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发帖数: 1 | 16 建制派就是有权势，可以左右国家政体政治决策与发展方向的集团人物。狭义地说，这
些人主要是政客，政治说客和顾问，广义地还包括和这些人有私密的个人或生意交往的
人，这就包括了索罗斯，巴菲特，好莱坞众左，主流媒体等。
抛开具体人物的道德品质，建制派是有自己一致的治国理念的，就是精英治国，所以他
们眼里的世界或者美国就是他们自己，不包括工薪阶层甚至中产。就像George Carlin
说的，They all belong to the same club。这样你就理解为什么他们对堆积如山的国
债不以为然，对国家安全不以为然，因为他们一直在圈钱，所以经济很好，他们住在深
墙大院，所以哪有安全问题？
其实多数中国人是支持精英治国的。精英治国本身是有道理的，社会发展就是要这个社
会最聪明的人来引导，简单多数选出来的多数是mediocre或者骗子政客。但中国人更关
注的公平竞争环境，因为相信公平竞争了，我们也有机会成为精英，或者至少better
off。美国的问题不是精英治国的理念，虽然也不能公开提，而是现有精英不总从law
and order, 恣意妄为，破坏了社会公平与公正，这也就毁掉了华人的立足... 阅读全帖 |
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t*c
发帖数: 6929 | 17 Democrats should ask Hillary Clinton to step aside
Has America become so numb by the decades of lies and cynicism oozing from
Clinton Inc. that it could elect Hillary Clinton as president, even after
Friday's FBI announcement that it had reopened an investigation of her
emails while secretary of state?
We'll find out in a little more than a week.
It's obvious the American political system is breaking down. It's been
crumbling for some time now, and the establishment elite know it and they're
pro... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 18 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: 联邦调查局豁出去了：开始调查司法部
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Nov 5 08:51:29 2016, 美东)
Breaking! The FBI Is Going After The Justice Department
http://redstatewatcher.com/article.asp?id=47209
According to sources, a former D.C. based US Attorney is claiming that
agents in the FBI want to take down top officials in the Justice department.
RightWingNews.com reported: The attorney claims that the FBI is going to
bring the whole place ... 阅读全帖 |
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f***e
发帖数: 5443 | 19 作者：苏晓
以下全部是真事，不是洋葱新闻：
1、英国的校园妇联（The National Union of Students Women’s Campaign），2015
年3月宣布，以后组织内部再开会，不再允许鼓掌。因为，鼓掌的声音，可能使一些人
感到焦虑。妇联正在推动一项改革，用“在空中挥手”这种无声的方式来代替鼓掌，从
而创造更加包容的氛围（ more inclusive atmosphere）。
2、加州大学洛杉矶分校的教授Val Rust批改学生的作业后，被投诉为涉嫌种族歧视。
这些学生的作业中出现了语法错误，Rust教授手一欠，随手改正了。事后，学生们在教
室发起静座，抗议教授的种族歧视行为。学生们认为：正确的语法以及教授的行为给有
色人种带来了强烈的精神压力。一位少数族裔学生说道：我好疲惫，它伤害得我好深。
Rust教授不得不向学校解释自己为什么要修改学生的拼写与语法错误。
3、宋美龄毕业于卫斯理学院（Wellesley College）。作为美国顶尖的女校之一，它也
培养出了希拉里。2014年冬天，雕塑家Tony Matelli在学院的戴维斯博物馆办了一场展
览。展览过... 阅读全帖 |
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u***n
发帖数: 10554 | 20 undocumented out啦？
George Carlin 的笑话听过吗？ |
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F****s
发帖数: 3761 | 21 喷子们说话要注意了，如果你不是美国国籍，在社交网络乱喷候选人是要坐牢的。FBI
态度已经很明确了，就看别人是不是举报你了。我们看看谁会成为第一个在美国坐牢的
五毛水军。
A Russian national has become the first person charged by the U.S. for
conspiring to interfere in the 2018 midterm elections, according to the FBI
and Justice Department. Elena Alekseevna Khusyaynova is alleged in the
indictment to have participated in a conspiracy to "sow discord in the U.S.
political system and to undermine faith in our democratic institutions.
The government says that the conspiracy is also p... 阅读全帖 |
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w*********s
发帖数: 2136 | 22 ha! 想起 George Carlin 谈濒危物种问题。
该自然淘汰的文化物种就该在博物馆呆着。 |
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m*****5
发帖数: 23482 | 23 这帮人烦死了
GEORGE CARLIN说的，政客就会躲在CHILDREN后面 |
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l*****a
发帖数: 976 | 24 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- George Carlin |
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d****n
发帖数: 2276 | 25 打算买一辆最基本款的Q7，
和dealer 几天谈下来，$5148 出门价。 这个价 可以么
Internet Special $46,530 + tax $4,428 + dmv $522 total price $51,480
Model Year
2015
Carline
Audi Q7
Model
4LB5KA - Q7 3.0T quattro Tiptronic
MSRP
$49,730 |
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b*****1
发帖数: 3915 | 26 推荐一个人
你搜一搜它的视频
George carlin
乔治. 卡林 |
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d****e
发帖数: 326 | 27 - 如果是nwt，不退不换
- 强制DC
- 预付邮费，多退少补
- pefer boa > paypal
- 不议价
- 确定了以pm为准
- 以payment为准不hold
占10，请表插队
- 买$50以上可以捆绑 $99白菜jcrew大衣
有ladyday, carlin, colletta
- 买就随机送skincare or makeup小样 |
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c******g
发帖数: 4889 | 29 George Carlin说得好，这些人就是 Diaper Sniffer。 |
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c******g
发帖数: 4889 | 30 George Carlin说得好，这些人就是 Diaper Sniffer。 |
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m*****n
发帖数: 253 | 31 【 以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区 】
发信人: mayaren (RumorsCatcher), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: 看了这些人的收入，谁该敢说自己是高薪？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 2 16:21:48 2016, 美东)
湾区的高薪码工硅工们，你们看了这些人的收入，还觉得自己是高薪？我以前看板上说
湾区贫困线是30万，我tmd以为是搞笑。现在相信了，而且被震惊了。我现在已哭死在
厕所里，不要来救我。
source （http://transparentcalifornia.com）
2015 salaries for San Francisco
Name Job title Regular pay Overtime pay Other pay Total
benefits Total pay &
benefits
William J Coaker Jr. Chief Investment Officer
San Francisco, 2015 $507,831.60... 阅读全帖 |
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j***a
发帖数: 1100 | 32 你查查这个人。carline auto LLC
你看看这个小dealer一个月卖多少辆车。它只有在fb上做广告。没有在任何其他地方做
广告。
还有这个专卖卖豪车的
Rovcanin Motors
谁说效果差不做广告就是了。
我自己也在fb上做广告。 |
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l**h
发帖数: 7994 | 33 追捕进行时，现在LA附近草木皆兵。
愚蠢可耻的LAPD.
From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648
To: America
Subj: Last resort
Regarding CF# 07-004281
I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from
media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and
have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are
saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you
knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be vilified
by ... 阅读全帖 |
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s********e
发帖数: 542 | 34 "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
George Carlin |
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c******g
发帖数: 4889 | 35 就是，像 George Carlin 说的，应该 leave them alone ! |
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s*****j
发帖数: 6435 | 37 听过这段没有? george carlin "you have no right"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWiBt-pqp0E
" so next time some asshole said "I have the right to my opinion", you
said "yeah, I have the right to my opnion and my opinion is you have no
right to your opinion." then shot the fuck and walk away. " |
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s*****j
发帖数: 6435 | 38 我最喜欢george carlin 的一段.
" today's professional parents are over scheduling and over managing their
children, robbing their childhood.
when does a kid ever get sit in the yard with a stick anymore?
you know, just sit there with a fucking stick.
do today's kids even know what a stick is?"
我当时听了后, 专门把我女儿喊过来问她"do you know what a stick is?" |
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k********n
发帖数: 1819 | 39 我是big George Carlin fan. 但这个他没道理。 美国多数家长都是放羊，结果会被他
骂big fat dumb ass 的。 平衡哪有这么好找？
their |
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t*******g
发帖数: 1647 | 40 k还那么多要求，确实事多啊。早上的carline，哪里容得你罗嗦，换了我心急火燎赶上
班的，看着火也大。你要不放心，可以停下来送他们走进去。 |
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s*****j
发帖数: 6435 | 41 五岁教编程, 哎. 想起 George Carlin 的那句.
the poor little fuck can barely locate his dick.
的。 |
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w********0
发帖数: 2621 | 42 可以跟院长谈一下，我也是要给娃退掉蒙校，已经和院长谈了我的concern，院长表示
重视并提出先不让我娃走carline，然后他本人去观察一下我娃的情况。。。我等等看
，下一步是提出换班。。。最后提出退校。。。
大。 |
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w********0
发帖数: 2621 | 43 我娃跟你家的相反，要是跟你家的一样，我就不着急了，呵呵。
我家的每天早上起床第一件事就是说我不要去学校。每天都说包括周末。她爹在学校门
口drop她，她死缠烂打不下车，周末开车要是经过学校的路线，她就喊不要去学校。。
。这在以前的幼儿园是从来没发生过的
因此我上周预约了去学校observation，只给半个小时时间，早上8：30到9：00,因为没
有独立的观察室，只能进到classroom里（这样的观察就不客观了）。
整个学校安静的很，说话要故意压低声音，孩子们在教室里游荡不知道自己要干什么。
。。几个有限的桌子被几个孩子占着各自摆弄教具，俩老师坐在角落里没有和孩子主动
的交流。。。我娃看见我们进去很高兴但是也不敢用正常音量说话。。。拉着我问她想
吃snack可以么，可以么。。。我就走过去问老师她可以吃snack么，老师压低音量说，
她可以，如果桌子周围没有被别的小朋友占着，并且要把个什么小摆设摆好就行。。。
我跟娃说你可以随便吃。。。我娃就走过去准备吃，这时候俩娃围到我娃身边，一个小
女孩说，她还没洗手那，我娃说她洗了。。。这时候，我就有点快崩溃了。。。然后我
娃象征性的吃完，收拾好... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****j
发帖数: 6435 | 44 我是 George Carlin 看太多了. "It is all bullshit, folks" |
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s*****j
发帖数: 6435 | 45 你应该多看看 George Carlin. Youtube 上有不少.
当之无愧的 comedy 第一人. 我觉得对你是很会有帮助的. |
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s*****j
发帖数: 6435 | 46 "If you just learn don't give a shit, your life will be much better"
-- George Carlin.
"感觉爽，还是失落？" 就象袜子破没破一样, 只有自己最清楚了. |
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b******v
发帖数: 1493 | 48 【 以下文字转载自 Statistics 讨论区 】
发信人: bokertov (早上好), 信区: Statistics
标 题: For sale:"Bayesian Methods for Data Analysis"
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Sep 5 15:37:18 2010, 美东)
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250690559401
还有两个小时就结束了
Bayesian Methods for Data Analysis by Bradley Carlin
第3版(最新版)
只用过一个学期，用来做作业，基本上还是新的。 |
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b*******y
发帖数: 128 | 49 在大学时期有个机会做过半年的proprietary trading, 当时就跟几个同事有自己成立
一间trading firm的意思. 后来由于一些原因没做成（前期资金投入和推广方法的问
题）。 don't know if you are familiar with names like worldco, carlin, hold
brothers or echo. some of them were hot in late 90s or early 00s. I had a
chance to work for one of those similar firms when i was back in college.
Back then, few of us almost form a similar kind of trading company. It is
relatively simple to start if the right tech and business people can sit
down together and have similar ide... 阅读全帖 |
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I******a
发帖数: 3812 | 50 他那点儿英文有啥听不懂的，吭吃瘪度的, 那些包袱， seriously, I am not
impressed。
要看洋的，我倒更喜欢George Carlin，土的就看中文的。Joe Wong的东西就好比 PF
Chang's 的吃的，米国人以为这是中餐，某些老中以为这就是米国餐。我是觉得不好吃
，不土不洋。
我的观察是Wong粉们经常有一种法轮功一样的执著，死活要把fan不fan Joe Wong拉升
到一个很奇怪的高度，如果不fan Joe Wong，就不爱中国，也不懂米国，不懂英文，混
得不好，没有品位，是loser，非主流，反社会等等,
而这些人好像倒很多是刚来米国不久的自己英文也很烂的终于能听懂一些“米国套路”
的笑话的“主流成功”人士，其实是个很有意思的现象。 |
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