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p**k
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来自主题: Connecticut版 - [转载] All kinds of Ass
【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
【 原文由 punk 所发表 】
Mplayer上玩的时候一个老外写的,比较逗,贴出来给大家瞧瞧
(_|_) <-- regular ass
[_|_] <-- hard ass
(_x_) <--- kis my ass
(_E=mc2_) <--- smart ass

(_?_) <--- dumb ass
(_o_) <--- an ass thats been around

(_0_) <--- an ass thats been in prison
(!) <--- tigh ass
(_o^o_) <-- wise ass
(___!___) FAT ASS
当然这些词都是有其用法的,呵呵
z****u
发帖数: 3461
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以下两种方法在linux和windows下测试通过
linux环境: kubuntu 10.10 64bit + mplayer svn r33951
windows环境: windows xp sp3 + mplayer ww lite r33825
测试文件: [Airota][Baby_Princess][3D_Paradise_Love][x264_AAC][720P][GB&BIG5]
硬件: intel p8700 + nvidia 9300m gs
方法1:
mplayer -vo gl:stereo=1 -ass -subcp enca:zh:GBK,BIG5,UTF-8,UTF-16
-sub-fuzziness 1 -vf-clr
* 不要在vf里开启ass,如果能确定未在vf里开启ass则可去掉“-vf-clr”
* ass字幕文件里scalex和scaley的值都设定成100(由于是默认值所以一般不用改)
方法2:
mplayer -vo gl -vf stereo3d=sbsl:arcc -monitorpixelaspect 0.5 -ass ... 阅读全帖
s***t
发帖数: 197
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - ass
ass [offensive] (1): backside.
"I fell on my ass on the ski slopes."
ass (2): an unworthy and hated person.
"I cannot be friends when you act like an ass."
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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来自主题: _DealGroup版 - 【$】2 Bottles of Liquid Ass - $7.99 FS
Link:
http://hahaprank.com/liquid-ass-two-pack.html
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed,
this powerpacked, superconcentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the
air with a genuine, foul buttcrack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh
poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching
the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the
partyourhair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts. The next
t... 阅读全帖
e**s
发帖数: 430
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华人my ass,华人利益my ass,以后都是独立切割人
p*********r
发帖数: 7944
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什么叫ass hole?王岐山就是标准的ass hole。
为了自己随时随地出风头,肆无忌惮地打压部下。
太不是东西了。
R*s
发帖数: 340
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【 以下文字转载自 Basketball 讨论区 】
发信人: Ris (YuYu), 信区: Basketball
标 题: 给公开骂总统是Ass的公众人物起个外号叫菊花挺合适的吧
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 18 23:42:44 2017, 美东)
三个理由,大家看看够不够:
1. Steph Curry says Donald Trump is an 'asset' without 'et'。Mitbbs上支持
trump的不占少数吧,有人说母狮为希婆拉票了,可是那是大选前,支持自己候选人无
可厚非。儿这个小人是大选后不服,直接骂Trump是Ass哗众取宠,相当下作。小人能骂
Trump是Ass,大家也能叫小人菊花吧
2. First name Stephen. James叫“沾满屎",Stephen叫“屎的缝”都挺谐音的,屎的
缝就是菊花啊
3. Last name Curry.有人说裤里里就是屌,其实说裤里就是菊花也一样说的过去吧
m**********2
发帖数: 6568
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I don't think so. It just got a few nominations. Not like it won anything,
not to mention the Best Picture.
On the other hand, plenty of worse movies have won Oscar before. And will do
in the future.
Even this year, how about Blind Side? Ain't that kissing white ass?
Kill Bill: that's kissing women's ass.
Jacky Brown: kissing black woman ass.
I******a
发帖数: 3812
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Joe Wong is a really smart ass
Well, what I can tell YOU is, the paper dictionaries have about the same
definition on 'smart ass' as this particular online dictionary, which means:
someone who makes wisecracks and acts cocky.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/smart+ass
The guy has crappy English and does not really know what a smart ass means,
that's it.

good
x****o
发帖数: 21566
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来自主题: Joke版 - OBAMA 唱 KICK ASS,笑翻了
Lyrics:
I talk to the experts
So I know whose ass to kick
So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick
So I--So I know whose ass to kick
You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears,
gets you frustrated
There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated
I would love to vent--I would love to shout and holler
But my main job is to solve the problem
This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin
We've just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we're gonna get through it
Peopl
C**V
发帖数: 2198
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来自主题: Joke版 - Ass 也是驴子的意思?
巴克利就是实诚. 亲个ass就行了,还非得亲ass's ass


蜜。
j**********i
发帖数: 3758
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【 以下文字转载自 Sociology 讨论区 】
发信人: jpostsildavi (ID), 信区: Sociology
标 题: 国家社会主义德意志工人党(ass ass党)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 22 03:36:15 2013, 美东)
看来看去,中国共产党在老狐狸手下越来越像国家社会主义德意志工人党:
代表“国家意志”其实就是几个人的意志,找了一堆社会主义借口(等到伟大复兴以后
就不需要了),强行推行宣传和造谣,以民族复兴和国家屈辱为动力,
到处派间谍活动,控制军队,秘密警察和宣传机构,到处结盟,也不管盟友好坏。
中坚组织是清一色的打手,还要偷一点科学。
这不是纳粹党是什么?
伟大复兴了?
j**********i
发帖数: 3758
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【 以下文字转载自 Sociology 讨论区 】
发信人: jpostsildavi (ID), 信区: Sociology
标 题: 国家社会主义德意志工人党(ass ass党)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 22 03:36:15 2013, 美东)
看来看去,中国共产党在老狐狸手下越来越像国家社会主义德意志工人党:
代表“国家意志”其实就是几个人的意志,找了一堆社会主义借口(等到伟大复兴以后
就不需要了),强行推行宣传和造谣,以民族复兴和国家屈辱为动力,
到处派间谍活动,控制军队,秘密警察和宣传机构,到处结盟,也不管盟友好坏。
中坚组织是清一色的打手,还要偷一点科学。
这不是纳粹党是什么?
伟大复兴了?
j**********i
发帖数: 3758
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【 以下文字转载自 Sociology 讨论区 】
发信人: jpostsildavi (ID), 信区: Sociology
标 题: 国家社会主义德意志工人党(ass ass党)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 22 03:36:15 2013, 美东)
看来看去,中国共产党在老狐狸手下越来越像国家社会主义德意志工人党:
代表“国家意志”其实就是几个人的意志,找了一堆社会主义借口(等到伟大复兴以后
就不需要了),强行推行宣传和造谣,以民族复兴和国家屈辱为动力,
到处派间谍活动,控制军队,秘密警察和宣传机构,到处结盟,也不管盟友好坏。
中坚组织是清一色的打手,还要偷一点科学。
这不是纳粹党是什么?
伟大复兴了?
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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来自主题: _DealGroup版 - 【$】Liquid Ass $5.46 Shipped
This is too good to be true. Read the reviews, it's even better than
advertised.
LINK:
http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ounce-Bottle-Spray-Mist/dp/B000OCEWGW
Product Features
I sprayed a small stream of it in my buddy's office and it ruined his entire
day!
Liquid Ass provides a powerful stinky ass smell that can last hours.
One (1) bottle of our novelty stink spray with an authentic butt-crack smell!
Product Description
The Liquid ASS misting tip bottle mists out silently in a nearly clear
liquid re
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Best Buy has Kick-Ass on Blu-ray with DVD combo for $7.99 with free shipping.
Link:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Kick-Ass (3 Disc) (W/Dvd) - Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle AC3 - Blu-ray Disc/1067587.p?id=2123362&skuId=1067587&st=kick ass&lp=1&cp=1
z*******g
发帖数: 1541
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【 以下文字转载自 Automobile 讨论区 】
发信人: yy2010 (大饼), 信区: Automobile
标 题: 我感谢美国人民! ass saver!! life saver!!!!!!!!!!!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Nov 9 00:54:03 2010, 美东)
刚学车一个星期 刚才看月黑风高海刚下了雨 半夜三更路上没人 鼓起勇气第一次离开
停车场上了公路
提前google好了路线 带上自己的gps接收器加上palm 650. 出门前面几mile 还算顺利
开着开着
迷路了 一看路上限速50 紧张 只能硬着头皮往前开 开了不知道多久 gps发话了
make a u
turn make a u turn 哎 u turn就u turn 吧 我打开故障灯 看路不够宽 于是想咱
得来个
三点turn 考试上有。 第一个前进顺利 第一个后退 哗啦哗啦 车屁股掉下路肩去鸟
:(
这个路边沟还挺深 正好把车子卡住了 可怜的sable 动弹不得 赶紧下车打电话求救~
没信号 (题
外话 tmobile 草泥马) 这时候后... 阅读全帖
r****r
发帖数: 1839
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If you are Chinese, then, whose ass do you suck if not jp's ass?
r**********n
发帖数: 5281
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Ass鸡摸人为什么不要住雪屋,南下美国难道他们不怕热?
[在 funny69 (funny) 的大作中提到:]
:现代ass鸡摸人都是住唐人街地下室,中餐馆洗碗,有空就到菌斑意淫一把

发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - 一块屁股 a piece of ass
The definition of a piece of ass is a person who is considered to have value
or worth only for sexual reasons.
A girl you want to become sexually involved with but not have a relationship
with might be described as a piece of ass.
(US, idiomatic, colloquial, vulgar) An act of intercourse, especially a one
night stand.
(US, idiomatic, colloquial, vulgar) A very attractive woman, when considered
as a sex object.
(rare, LGBT, idiomatic, colloquial, vulgar) A male prostitute.
c******a
发帖数: 4400
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来自主题: Military版 - piece of shit跟piece of ass
piece of ass is an appreciation of the beauty of the ass
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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【 以下文字转载自 GunsAndGears 讨论区 】
发信人: holycow2012 (holycow2012), 信区: GunsAndGears
标 题: 911 call 'I JUST PUT THREE ROUNDS IN HIS ASS'
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Mar 23 23:09:34 2013, 美东)
这哥们还是很镇静的,一边跟警察通话一边伏击了入侵者,3 rounds in the ass.
禁枪派这种情况就全靠人品了。
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/03/22/i-just-put-three-rou
l****h
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http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/300023-trump-told-howard-stern-in-2004-it-was-ok-to-call-ivanka
Donald Trump discussed his daughter Ivanka Trump’s physical appearance in
several interviews with radio host Howard Stern, telling Stern in 2004 it
was okay to call her a “piece of ass," according to a new report.
In a clip published by CNN’s K-File on Saturday, Stern and the GOP
presidential nominee are discussing the businessman’s children when Stern
chimes in.
“My daughter is... 阅读全帖
m*****3
发帖数: 13701
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来自主题: Automobile版 - 买车真是pain on the ass
啥时候 pain in the ass 进化成 pain on the ass 了?疼到屁股蛋子上了?
存在就是合理。大伙儿很 enjoy 这种讨价还价的过程,似乎少五十一百的就跟得了个
宝贝似的,其实 dealer 还是笑得嘎嘎的。

的 sales model苟延残喘
o****y
发帖数: 790
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Ass Kisser -----very long way-----> Ass Kicker:)
Thank you for being 悲哀 for me!
a*******9
发帖数: 174
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you have kiss asses before you can kick asses :)
h*****n
发帖数: 924
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诊断印象:
1. 逻辑依然不清
认识不到“很有个性”和ass kissing不是exclusive的
2. 记忆恢复不佳。
也可能是缺乏有关蒋介石发迹的历史知识
临床建议:更换药物。
备注:这里不对ass kissing做价值判断,只是诊断报告。
p*********r
发帖数: 7944
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个别教授,听了学生做报告之后,好话没有一句,却说,昨天我还是懂的,听了你的报
告之后我突然糊涂了,云云。
很爽啊,博得大家哄堂大笑,倍有面子。
但是这样的教授很恶,自动归为ass hole一族。
B*********n
发帖数: 2552
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来自主题: Chicago版 - [参加活动] my ass (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 NewYork 讨论区 】
发信人: ja94 (ja94), 信区: NewYork
标 题: [参加活动] my ass (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Aug 16 14:06:28 2009, 美东)
发信人: ja94 (ja94), 信区: Fashion
标 题: [参加活动] my ass
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Aug 16 14:06:14 2009, 美东)
嗯, 就这样。 海边。
R*s
发帖数: 340
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三个理由,大家看看够不够:
1. Steph Curry says Donald Trump is an 'asset' without 'et'。Mitbbs上支持
trump的不占少数吧,有人说母狮为希婆拉票了,可是那是大选前,支持自己候选人无
可厚非。儿这个小人是大选后不服,直接骂Trump是Ass哗众取宠,相当下作。小人能骂
Trump是Ass,大家也能叫小人菊花吧
2. First name Stephen. James叫“沾满屎",Stephen叫“屎的缝”都挺谐音的,屎的
缝就是菊花啊
3. Last name Curry.有人说裤里里就是屌,其实说裤里就是菊花也一样说的过去吧
D*********h
发帖数: 209
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来自主题: Fitness版 - 你是ass man还是breast man??
作为一个男人, 你是喜欢有比较丰满的臀部的女人,也就是ass man;还是,比较喜欢
有丰满的胸部的女人, 也就是breast man. 我个人是一个ass man. 怎么讲呢, 我在
健身房里看到不少女的练大腿和臀部, 但是很少见到女子练胸部。 想想也有道理,
臀部练练能成个丰臀, 健臀,翘臀, 挺不错的, 挺性感的, 我很喜欢。 丰乳练不
出来, 练就会练出胸肌, 丰乳这玩意要么天生, 要么手术。 各位男士不知道什么见
解。。。
K****D
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来自主题: Tennis版 - KennyD 封 ass 在 Tennis
【 以下文字转载自 Notice 讨论区 】
发信人: deliver (自动发信系统), 信区:
标 题: KennyD 封 ass 在 Tennis
发信站: BBS 未名空间站自动发信系统 (Tue Sep 15 00:35:22 2009)
【此篇文章是由自动发信系统所张贴】
由于 ass 在 Tennis 版的 言语粗俗被举报 行为,
被暂时取消在本版的发文权力 3 天。
备注:初犯
8n汵詤m撪悎)7"慸}牵@埬鰂W^
傳済)
GXM湛
版主:KennyD
Tue Sep 15 00:34:56 2009
a*o
发帖数: 19981
l***a
发帖数: 5114
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本来以为又是“宇宙无敌超级英雄”范儿,尤其还上了面具Loli,N.C.大叔和制服哥,
心里说这片儿一定烂透了烂透了。。。。。
结果还挺出乎意料的!
最低层次上,低俗的元素(吴宇森模式,Kill Bill 模式)用得很多但是很灵活,节奏
感十足。
配乐,太有才了,无时无刻不烘托出一种夸张的,冷峻的喜感。
高层次上,这片充分做到了对绝大多是非社会精英人士(代号wsn)的人文关怀——
没有能力,不等于不能负责任,老被Ass-kicked,只要能抗住,就能去kick-Ass的,总
有一天.
对于那个“凶狠”的小Loli,很多人都接受不了。
漫画么,不能上升到伦理道德的层次去讨论。
我觉得,小Loli的角色设定(包括NC大叔的那个BigDADDy)都是为了衬托出弱
弱的男主人公。一个实力强大下手果断还年轻,一个经验丰富心思缜密。原本wsn制服
哥完全不与他们在同一个层次上,但事实证明,制服哥最大的强处(抗揍)让他足以和
精英们比肩而行。
最后,我得到一点儿启示,制服不能给你力量,但还是给了你点信心。
^_^b
c*****m
发帖数: 4817
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but kick-ass is not 年长男人/wsn叔叔, kick-ass is just little bit older, they
are in the same shcool at the end of the movie.
I******a
发帖数: 3812
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Joe Wong is a really smart ass
http://www.yourdictionary.com/smart-ass
A smart-ass is a person who is annoyingly or obnoxiously cocky, knowing,
flippant, etc.; wiseguy
So, I wonder what kind of personality would like this 'style'.
I******a
发帖数: 3812
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - Joe Wong is a really smart ass
Well, then show me yours.
Let's see how impressive yours is, since you actually re-invented 'smart ass
', Mr. smart ass.
p*****a
发帖数: 1152
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来自主题: Joke版 - Re: 没人讨论Kiss-Ass??
【 以下文字转载自 Movie 讨论区 】
发信人: btw (集寞俱乐部), 信区: Movie
标 题: Re: 没人讨论Kiss-Ass??
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed May 5 11:25:29 2010, 美东)
it's called "kick ass" dude
g*********5
发帖数: 2533
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来自主题: Joke版 - Re: 没人讨论Kiss-Ass??
once in Walmart My wife want say kick your ass, but say kiss your ass, so
one young girl look at her with unbelievable expression...
A*******s
发帖数: 8645
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来自主题: Thoughts版 - pain in ass (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 FantaSoccer 讨论区 】
发信人: wy (敲木头,被砖拍), 信区: FantaSoccer
标 题: pain in ass
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 24 11:46:20 2009), 站内
发信人: wy (敲木头,被砖拍), 信区: OnTheRoad
标 题: pain in ass
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Feb 24 11:43:21 2009), 转信
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your
doors, draw the cu
Y*Y
发帖数: 694
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来自主题: Translation版 - what is "kicking ass" mean?
context? complete sentence?
If A kicked B's ass, it means that A defeated B or A injured B.
If we say "A kicked ass", it could mean that A is was impressive.
m***m
发帖数: 1158
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来自主题: Translation版 - what is "kicking ass" mean?
谢谢你的回复,我想我看到的是第二个意思。一个小女孩在跳一个滑稽的舞蹈,别人有
的欣赏有的不解,问在一旁的小女孩爸爸她在做什么,她爸爸回答:she is kicking
her ass.
还有一个,从情景和语气可以看出是非常欣赏:this is an ass kicking performance!
我觉得这个词是褒义的,但是带着一点市井气,你说我理解的对吗?
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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Lowest price I've seen for these:
The Expendables 3-Disc Combo blu-ray/dvd/digital copy:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/The Expendables - Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle - Blu-ray Disc/1519222.p?id=2159895&skuId=1519222&st=expendables&lp=1&cp=1
$9.99
Fantastic Mr. Fox:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Fantastic Mr. Fox - Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle AC3 - Blu-ray Disc/9769852.p?id=2083197&skuId=9769852
$9.99
The Cove:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Cove (Best Buy Exclusive) - Blu-ray Disc/1931381.p?id=2185003... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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Best Buy
several Blu-rays on sale
300:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/300 - Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle AC3 - Blu-ray Disc/8381663.p?id=1653420&skuId=8381663&st=7_99_and_9_99_BDs_20111002&lp=1&cp=1
$10
Nightmare On Elm Street 2 & 3:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Nightmare On Elm Street 2 & 3 - AC3 Dolby - Blu-ray Disc/3566993.p?id=2231127&skuId=3566993&st=7_99_and_9_99_BDs_20111002&lp=4&cp=1
$10
Matrix Reloaded & Matrix Revolutions:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Matrix Reloaded & Matrix Revolutions - AC... 阅读全帖
w*******y
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Link:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Kick-Ass - Widescreen Dubbed Subtitle AC3 - Blu-ray Disc/1067587.p?id=2123362&skuId=1067587&st=kick-ass&lp=2&cp=1
In stores & Online.
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来自主题: _FilmStudies版 - Kick Ass looks fine
这说明你是节奏控。
今年so far,Shutter Island最棒那是毫无疑问的,不过第二名我就不能同意Kick Ass
了。我比较喜欢How To Train Your Dragon和Winter's Bone. Diary of a Wimpy Kid
跟Kick Ass差不多同级,还有爱丽丝和City Island,都是比较有看头的。
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: bravo1 (bravo), 信区: Military
标 题: 在天安门搞行为艺术的老美被警察kick ass
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 23 01:23:29 2008)
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/23/opinion/l23kristof.html?ref=opinion
To the Editor:
Re “Malcontents Need Not Apply,” by Nicholas D. Kristof (column, Aug. 17):
Imagine my surprise to learn from Mr. Kristof that China is “no longer a
totalitarian state.”
If he could somehow share this with the many thousands of Tibetan political
prisoners, they would be gladdened to h
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