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s*******u
发帖数: 1855
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就是undervalue了得分,overrate了其他的统计。连带着,大家讨论历史地位,也下意
识的降低了得分的重要性。篮球归根
到底,胜负是比分决定。没有说你ass比人多,reb比人多,bl比人多,to比人少,你就
赢了。胜负还是看得分。其他一切一
切,转化为得分才成。所有的统计,根本上是为得分服务:如何让本队多得分,如何让
敌人少得分。
而且一个重要的因素,所有统计中,欺骗性最小的,也还是得分。reb,尤其是def reb
,受任务分配影响很大。你一个大个
子,分配你box out,虽然贡献很大,你就没有reb。你一个外线,可以选择平时不跟大
个子争(关键时刻想抢总是有那个能
力,但是那不是分配的任务,术业有专攻,大包大揽才是最大的selfish),也可以选
择为了stat打球,抢内线地数据。ass,
受战术影响很大。有的队伍,一人控球,其他人就等着老大给球立马投,自然ass容易
混。有的队伍,讲究ball movement,
球队整体ass多,但是任何个人ass数不多。这个是为了胜利打球,还是为了per,eff打
球,很容易看出来。block,比reb,
ass好一些,但是也很欺... 阅读全帖
m*****e
发帖数: 4193
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来自主题: Joke版 - Don't Shave That Hair!
Don’t Shave That Hair!!!
I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you,
that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me
having trouble shitting.
No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a
matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that
tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my
asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had... 阅读全帖
s*******t
发帖数: 838
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老外最近一个很火的文章,翻译版
千万!不要!刮! 你的肛毛!!!!
最近我犯下了人生中最大的一个错误!!!!
现在把经验告诉大家,希望大家能从中吸取教训!!!
这一切都要从我拉便便的问题开始说起!!!
不,你想错了,实际上,我并没有便秘!!!
只是在技术上的排便问题而已!!
我的肛毛太长太浓密了,每次拉便便总有一些沾在毛上面!!!
这些残便粘的很牢,这让我非常不爽!!!!!!
我必须用纸清理我的肛毛!!!
但这是个技术活!!!
因为看不见我的屁屁,清理肛毛的时候经常会把屁屁其他地方弄脏!!
还有一个方法是用很多纸把整个屁股仔细擦一遍!!!!
这样做的后果是纸用得太多我家马桶经常会被厕纸堵住!!!!
这个问题困扰我很久!!!!!
经过深思熟虑以后,我想到了一个好点子!!!!
这是老子的屁股老子的肛毛!!!我的地盘我做主!!!!
为什么不把肛毛刮了呢????
这样我的大便不就可以流畅排放了吗!!!!
我脑子里不禁浮现出金黄色的啤酒从酒桶里潺潺流出的美丽景象!!!!!
但后来的事实证明,这是一个非常错误的傻B想法!!!
那天晚上,我坐在毛巾上,开始用廉价的一次性剃刀刮我的肛毛!!!!
我要小... 阅读全帖
v******s
发帖数: 6949
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来自主题: Girl版 - 一个第二代的血泪控诉
My second article contains more vitriolic vituperations against Asian
parenthood and some disgraceful characters in the Asian camp.
As mentioned in the previous critique, traditional Asian parents are
fucking up our generation. I have arrived at the conclusion that these
parents have no idea what they're trying to do but want to force their
philosophies down our throats anyway. Allow me to provide you with some
puzzling paradoxes:
1. Asian parents try to assimilate into the mainstream society bu... 阅读全帖
f******h
发帖数: 104
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来自主题: Joke版 - 关于厕纸
从某论坛复制过来的
we indians actually use water to wipe or hose our ass after shit. but when I
come to australia I am surprised to see that there is no water tap in the
toilet. then i have a look around and find a roll of paper. I suddenly
realised of stories from my grand father that in deserts people use stones
or leaves of the bushes to wipe their ass. First time in my life I used that
fu_ cking paper to wipe my ass but it is disgusting. the poo spread or
smeared all over my ass and it is very hard t... 阅读全帖
p*********n
发帖数: 7788
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GUSU (唐寅) 于 (Thu Apr 29 17:26:45 2010, 美东) 提到:
害的我找了好几年,后来终于找到一家臧书羊肉店
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icaruschina (伊卡) 于 (Thu Apr 29 17:44:47 2010, 美东) 提到:
哎,羊肉怎么吃了?这个味道这么重。
你猛...
记得天天山海经有阵子介绍苏州的巷子,名不副实的那些。
有期做莫邪路,在苏大门口问了一堆大学生,ft,我就没见有人念对的
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GUSU (唐寅) 于 (Thu Apr 29 18:01:31 2010, 美东) 提到:
苏大的苏州人20%都不到

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bdll (小仔你乖乖在家啊) 于 (Thu Apr 29 21:07:59 2010, 美东) 提到... 阅读全帖
o***s
发帖数: 42149
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《肯尼迪家族》剧照
《肯尼迪家族》剧照
《肯尼迪家族》剧照
《肯尼迪家族》剧照
取材自美国前总统肯尼迪生平的八集迷你剧《肯尼迪家族》5月在美国非主流频道Reelz Channel开播以来,平均收视人数急升到190万,创下了该频道最近5年的最好纪录。剧中,肯尼迪一家被塑造成风格鲜明、值得尊敬、艳事不断的家族形象,但在观众好评颇多的同时,一号女主角、饰演肯尼迪夫人的凯蒂·赫尔姆斯的演技却被剧评人称为全剧最差,甚至有网友说:“看来凯蒂目前最好的角色还是阿汤嫂”。
看剧集
在美剧中,一些看起来不雅观的词往往表达的是相反的意思。在《绯闻女孩》第四季的第二集中,丹在帮布莱尔修电脑,布莱尔对他说:“Wow,you fixed my computer in less than 10 minutes. You’re good。”(哇! 你不到十分钟就把我的计算机修好了呀!你很棒!)丹回答说:“Yep. I just kick ass。”(是的!我就是厉害!)在这里,“kick ass”并不是要踢某人的意思,而是一种自我表扬。
事实上,“kick ass” 是一句美式的俚语,除了字面上理解的“踢屁股”外,... 阅读全帖
s***q
发帖数: 10585
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来自主题: Automobile版 - 买车还是韩国车好啊!
只要是一辆车,都能找到一大堆歧义
ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
A Car Usually Rarely Appreciates
AMC
Always Made Crap
Autos May Combust
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Always Under Diagnostic Inspection
Always Upside-down, Double Interest
Another Understated Dealer Incentive
A Used Dodge Incognito
BMW
Bob Marley and the Wailers
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Beautiful Models Wanted
Bavarian Manure Wagon
Biggest Metal Waste
Big Money... 阅读全帖
A*********r
发帖数: 2115
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来自主题: Tennessee版 - 版聚啦版聚啦
kick ass
verb (inf=to kick ass, kicks ass, kicking ass, kicked ass, kicked ass)
1. (US, slang) To beat someone in a fight.
You will kick his ass!
c*******s
发帖数: 5839
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来自主题: Fishing版 - my girl classmates

funnyfishing is shopping at a gas station
later a lady with a monster ass help him check out
"I'd like to get a bag of ass too"
"are you trying to flirting me?"
"no, I just want a bag of ass"
"my ass is not for sell"
"why? you get a lot of ass here"
"go fuck youself, you ass hole!"
"I don't have a ass(ice) hole, I just got a cooler"
"get lost! you son of bitch!"
$%%^*(&^$##@&*.........
c***r
发帖数: 4631
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不知道这样的东西算书么, 1772 BCE的样子。刻的内容如下:
CODE OF LAWS
1. If any one ensnare another, putting a ban upon him, but he can not prove
it, then he that ensnared him shall be put to death.
2. If any one bring an accusation against a man, and the accused go to the
river and leap into the river, if he sink in the river his accuser shall
take possession of his house. But if the river prove that the accused is not
guilty, and he escape unhurt, then he who had brought the accusation shall
be put to death, while he... 阅读全帖
e***s
发帖数: 1397
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来自主题: USANews版 - 到底哪些人没有保险?
Yeah, a big-ass TV is definitely a must in life. Most of the people in other
developed countries have big ass TVs. I bet those rich bastards on Wall
street have much bigger ass TVs than any of us. It is fucking racism that
only rich white people can watch big ass TV while us black people have to
stuck with small time old tube...
We are Americans... everybody should have a free big ass TV...
If the government will not buy each of us a big ass TV, we will buy it
ourselves. But they can at least ge
d******0
发帖数: 1598
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - The Starbucks in Eve’s Belly
In Eve’s belly, there is a Starbucks. In the Starbucks, there are three
cells working for the Fatissue Bank in Eve’s belly, Eric, Stan and Kenny.
These guys are having coffee, eating the cigarettes and blablablabla in the
Starbucks.
Eric: hey, you know what, we’re gonna be fired.
Stan: what the hell?
Eric: now Eve is in the diet, which means she stops taking in fatty acid and
cholesterol.
Kenny: so what?
Eric: that means without fatty acid and cholesterol, our bank can not be
functioning and we ... 阅读全帖
x****k
发帖数: 661
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大白兔摔了,zoom ring和focusing ring变得很紧,autofocus还能work。在保修期内
。送到canon repair第一个quote要charge我1450刀!!!
后来我去和客服聊给了我100% labor discount,现在所有的parts加税一共1050刀:
CY3-2358-000 SLEEVE ASS'Y, FIXED 126.66 1
YB2-5661-000 RING, ZOOM ADJUSTMENT 80.46 1
YG2-3529-000 RING ASS'Y, ZOOM 151.05 1
YG2-3536-000 RING ASS'Y, TRIPOD 105.19 1
YG2-3544-000 RING ASS'Y, FOCUS 55.97 1
YG2-3545-000 LENS ASS'Y, 4-5TH GROUP 433.38
我觉得有的东西,比如说YG2-3536-000 RING ASS'Y, TRIPOD ... 阅读全帖
R********n
发帖数: 5904
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(转载)
When the Anglo-Saxon Specie(ASS) came for the Nazis,
I remained silent;
I was not a Nazist. (1930's-1940's)
When ASS locked up the Soviet Union,
I remained silent;
I was not a Soviet Union citizen. (1980's-1990's)
When ASS came for the Japanese,
I did not speak out;
I was not a Japanese. (1990's-2000's)
When ASS came for the Muslins,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Muslin. (2001-Now)
When ASS came for me,
there was no one left to speak out. (Now-????)
l*****l
发帖数: 363
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事件的起因:有人在youtube上发了一个视频,结果引起各地人民(多数为米国)大量
围观,点击量顷刻之间上百万之多。当然评论永远要比原视频有意思。
从各地 2000 多评论里挑了 130 条出来,选的标准基本是排除了重复的,纯表赞叹或
纯开骂无多少内容的、跑题跑太远的,还有那些虽然 ID 显示国外但看主页似乎咱自家
留学生或华裔的评论因为时间所限也没翻。被标注推荐比较多的基本都入选了。红色部
分是译文。有出错的地方请大家一定不吝指点 (*^__^*)~ !
以下是视频和部分评论:
Ark Hotel Construction time lapse building 15 storeys in 2 days!!!
youtube源地址: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0DSihggio&feature=player_embedded (需Fan墙)
评论:
wazham2 17 小时之前
everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
allin1readerwriter 17... 阅读全帖
R*******N
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http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=ko5MSXZjmBE
全亞洲人民大團結!美,日,韓,越,菲,台,港,打到霸權吐痰豬-!
Nagadomo 19 minutes ago
孔子知道佢後代出左d 咁既人真係做太監

AOIYUKItung 27 minutes ago
how can he say that of hong kong people when he is now denying what he
said. he should be fired as a professor, what kind of Quality is he
gonna teach his students. everyone will be corrupted by him, this is how
terrorists are born...
magentamadeline 29 minutes ago
如果有人在你家門口拉大便的話 你還可能說你在這裡說的話嗎?
可能你會認為 這是((大陸人))的... 阅读全帖
a*******a
发帖数: 451
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其实和文化有关,amerika 的日常用语里离不开 屁股、屎和尿,
Crap!
oh shit
holy shit
i shit my pants
shit hit the fan
piss off
hey asshole
my ass
kick ass
bad ass
hide my ass
laugh my fucking ass off
etc..
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 美国政府操美国人民没商量
Wow!!! The Fed Gives A Giant Fuck You to Working Class Americans!!
http://www.firstrebuttal.com/2015/03/12/wow-the-fed-gives-a-gia
I was shocked today by the absolute gaul of the Fed releasing a statement
about Net Worth in America reaching record levels. Now I get that they are
under extreme pressure to sell the story that everything is rainbows and
butterflies. But surely they understand that working class Americans are
going along with the story because they really don’t have any say in our... 阅读全帖
f********4
发帖数: 2883
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今天俄罗斯今日发了一个玉林狗肉节的视频 Hidden cam captures China's 'barbaric
' Yulin dog meat festival preparations,下面到现在六百多个评论,相当大一部分
人喊要核平中国,对中国人的种族歧视达到了一个新高潮。特别要注意的是,这可是俄
罗斯今日,是最反美的,下面聚集的往往都是最亲中俄的世界各地的人。连这些人都对
中国人反目了。
俄罗斯今日发这个视频其动机已经被网友质询,都说你们不是盟友吗。最近普京表态说
跟中国不会结盟,然后又有俄罗斯今日这个动作,俄罗斯要彻底把中国抛给美国了。
看以下我摘录的网友评论,大多数是要求核平中国的:
i'm glad china won't exist soon, horrible race of people. Uranus Bless
America.
(我高兴中国会很快就不存在了,恐怖的种族。)
They aren't humans. They're troglodytes.
we should nuke that whole gook ass country,,,if i we... 阅读全帖
l*******2
发帖数: 2550
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老毛子果然狠,占了中国170万平方公里毫无悔意,中国人要吃狗肉,不入俄罗斯老毛
子的法眼,老毛子就直接叫嚣"核平中国“
俄毛小将们,继续跪舔你们的俄爹吧,
今天俄罗斯今日发了一个玉林狗肉节的视频 Hidden cam captures China's 'barbaric
' Yulin dog meat festival preparations,下面到现在六百多个评论,相当大一部分
人喊要核平中国,对中国人的种族歧视达到了一个新高潮。特别要注意的是,这可是俄
罗斯今日,是最反美的,下面聚集的往往都是最亲中俄的世界各地的人。连这些人都对
中国人反目了。
俄罗斯今日发这个视频其动机已经被网友质询,都说你们不是盟友吗。最近普京表态说
跟中国不会结盟,然后又有俄罗斯今日这个动作,俄罗斯要彻底把中国抛给美国了。
看以下我摘录的网友评论,大多数是要求核平中国的:
i'm glad china won't exist soon, horrible race of people. Uranus Bless
America.
(我高兴中国会很快就不存在了,恐怖的种族。)
They aren't hum... 阅读全帖
r**s
发帖数: 129
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来自主题: Military版 - 台妹「令人噁心但肉體很迷人」
Let's be fair here. I have a gorgeous, adorable Taiwanese girlfriend that I
am willing to spend the rest of my life with. Not because she is Hello Kitty
, submissive, shallow, brain dead and a good fuck. Because she calls herself
a freak (a surprisingly foxy one) , standing out from that essentially
numbed crowd that I call most of Taiwan (excluding the "hen qi guay" lot),
in ways that make most other girls look like total idiots.
就這方面而言,我想講幾句實在話:我有一個台灣女朋友,看起來漂亮又大氣。我很願
意跟她共度下半輩子。我之所以如此,不是因為她對丈夫言... 阅读全帖
j**s
发帖数: 563
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【 以下文字转载自 TopArticle 讨论区 】
发信人: fighter644 (武士), 信区: Military
标 题: 值得吗?为了吃狗肉让全世界人民憎恶中国人要求核平中国
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jun 21 22:38:00 2015, 美东)
今天俄罗斯今日发了一个玉林狗肉节的视频 Hidden cam captures China's 'barbaric
' Yulin dog meat festival preparations,下面到现在六百多个评论,相当大一部分
人喊要核平中国,对中国人的种族歧视达到了一个新高潮。特别要注意的是,这可是俄
罗斯今日,是最反美的,下面聚集的往往都是最亲中俄的世界各地的人。连这些人都对
中国人反目了。
俄罗斯今日发这个视频其动机已经被网友质询,都说你们不是盟友吗。最近普京表态说
跟中国不会结盟,然后又有俄罗斯今日这个动作,俄罗斯要彻底把中国抛给美国了。
看以下我摘录的网友评论,大多数是要求核平中国的:
i'm glad china won't exist soon, horrible race of peopl... 阅读全帖
r*****a
发帖数: 27155
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来自主题: Minnesota版 - [合集] 看样子health bill要通过
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poorpig (很大的鱼) 于 (Sun Mar 21 23:08:52 2010, 美东) 提到:
我觉得这个破bill治标不治本

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pipigou123 (我们快乐的陪着小PP成长) 于 (Sun Mar 21 23:11:13 2010, 美东) 提到:
你不看policy? 你的copayment是多少?deductable是什么情况下试用,是多少?
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ion (-------〉) 于 (Sun Mar 21 23:12:23 2010, 美东) 提到:
会不会拉高保险成本,这样公司的人力成本就要增加了
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pipigou123 (我们快乐的陪着小PP成长) 于 (Sun Mar 21 23:12:30 2010, 美东) 提到... 阅读全帖
w*********o
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美国的文明发展是白人创造的 --- Talking about white-worshiping, self hating
losers. I guess those Chinese American who died building the railways and in
the mining camps, who fought against Chinese segregation act, who made
great contributions for generations to this country are not "精英" in the
Trump ass kisser's eyes.
The desperation of Trump ass kissers to sell out other Chinese American to
be Trump's lap dogs are quite pathetic.
"从到美国读书开始就开始纳税到工作". So far, the trump ass kissers who showed
their faces are q... 阅读全帖
r***u
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这个酒店,事先的设计、打地基、预制件生产肯定不止6天。贴视频也是个标题党,“
第一天”明显是两天,从开始工作到天黑,一共是20个小时。估计是第一天夜里没加班
,和第二天早上连一起了。而且可以注意里面基本上一个昼夜交替是20小时,说明一天
还休息了4个小时。视频里也没说是连续工作或者六天建成。所以全部时间应该是7天到
8天。工作时间是136.5小时。但是能这样建起来还是很令人惊讶的。远大公司还在世博
会上面花了24小时建造了一栋展示楼,那个有24小时连续视频。
下面是Youtube上外国人的部分评价。里面当然有一些是嘲笑中国产品质量低下的。但
是更多的是惊讶。搞笑评论也很多。欧美发达国家因为建筑项目少,所以市场养不起太
多的建筑工人,所以建筑的时候花费时间总是特别长。很多欧美居民对此非常不满。所
以建筑速度虽然值得自豪,却也并不是说我们比欧美强很多。这一点要客观看待。但终
归来说,中国人现在吃苦耐劳的本色仍然非常强大。
外国人的自嘲看看就好,每个国家的人都看自己国家不顺眼。哈哈。
事先声明,翻译是别人做的。以下节选比较有意思的,重复的就不要了。蓝色是我的评
论。红色是我觉得比较搞笑的。不... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 拍马屁,这个该怎么翻译
scratch back
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/scratch+back
kiss ass
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/kiss+ass
kiss (somebody's) ass
(American very informal)
to try too hard to please someone and to agree with everything they say, in
a way which other people find unpleasant If you want promotion around here,
you're going to have to kiss ass. (American taboo!)
See also: ass, kiss
a**y
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - 流行酷语
流行酷语
author:fey
在美国学美语, 最有趣的大概就是可以听到很多俚语。 很多时候光听那些句子, 好象不
容易马上可以会意出来他们在说什么, 听了几次后, 就慢慢可以了解这些俚语的含意了
。这里整理出来的, 都是一些很常听到的「酷语」喔! 不过, 不管什么语言, 都应该考
虑到说话的对象、场合与时间, 有些俚语并不适合在正式的场合用。
1. kick ass 了不起
A: Wow, you fixed my computer in less than 10 minutes. You're good.
A: 哇! 你不到十分钟就把我的计算机修好了呀! 你很棒!
B: Yep. I just kick ass.
B: 是的! 我就是厉害!
"kick ass" 除了字面上的「踢屁股」外, 还有「厉害、打败」的意思。当「踢屁股」时
, 比如某人放你鸽子, 你很气, 就可以说: "I'm going to kick his ass." (我得踢他
的屁股)。当「厉害」用时, 就像上面例句一样用。"kick ass" 还可作「打败某人的意
思」。比如某人一向在某方面比你强, 终于有一天
n***h
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - 流行酷语
good summary! bump!

流行酷语
author:fey
在美国学美语, 最有趣的大概就是可以听到很多俚语。 很多时候光听那些句子, 好象不
容易马上可以会意出来他们在说什么, 听了几次后, 就慢慢可以了解这些俚语的含意了
。这里整理出来的, 都是一些很常听到的「酷语」喔! 不过, 不管什么语言, 都应该考
虑到说话的对象、场合与时间, 有些俚语并不适合在正式的场合用。
1. kick ass 了不起
A: Wow, you fixed my computer in less than 10 minutes. You're good.
A: 哇! 你不到十分钟就把我的计算机修好了呀! 你很棒!
B: Yep. I just kick ass.
B: 是的! 我就是厉害!
"kick ass" 除了字面上的「踢屁股」外, 还有「厉害、打败」的意思。当「踢屁股」时
, 比如某人放你鸽子, 你很气, 就可以说: "I'm going to kick his ass." (我得踢他
的屁股)。当「厉害」用时, 就像上面例句一样用。"kick ass" 还可作「打败某人的意
思」
w***s
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标题:看看米国人民的回帖水平。 长沙六天建起十五层旅馆,youtube视频回帖。评论

评论:
wazham2 17 小时之前
everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
allin1readerwriter 17 小时之前 @wazham2
It’’s Chinese... learn to differentiate your Asians fool.
这个是中国……学学怎么分辨亚洲人吧白痴。
dinmagic 17 小时之前 @wazham2
This is China.
这个是中国。
LuizLHAM 16 小时之前 @wazham2?
china, dude! china! !
这是中国,老兄!中国!!
taroliw  4 天之前 4 推荐
A 15-story building /done/ in SIX days?? Wow... just WOW.
15 层高的建筑 6 天完工??哇靠!。。。除了哇靠真不知该说啥好。
ocelotrevs 4 天之前 3 推荐
That’’s kinda of scary, you c... 阅读全帖
D*******y
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发信人: ruomu (ruomu), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 有关长沙6天建起一座酒店的YouTube评论---看看那些美国人怎么评论我们吧
(很多评论很搞笑),我们在进步,别太着急~我比较好奇如果是美国6天建起酒店,中
国各路人马会如何评价?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 24 12:17:43 2010, 美东)
这个酒店,事先的设计、打地基、预制件生产肯定不止6天。贴视频也是个标题党,“
第一天”明显是两天,从开始工作到天黑,一共是20个小时。估计是第一天夜里没加班
,和第二天早上连一起了。而且可以注意里面基本上一个昼夜交替是20小时,说明一天
还休息了4个小时。视频里也没说是连续工作或者六天建成。所以全部时间应该是7天到
8天。工作时间是136.5小时。但是能这样建起来还是很令人惊讶的。远大公司还在世博
会上面花了24小时建造了一栋展示楼,那个有24小时连续视频。
下面是Youtube上外国人的部分评价。里面当然有一些是嘲笑中国产品质量低下的。但
是更多的是惊讶。搞笑评论也很多。欧美发达国家因为建筑项目少,所以市场养不起太
多的建筑工人,所... 阅读全帖
S****9
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http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/WaterWorld/602567.html
发信人: ruomu (ruomu), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 有关长沙6天建起一座酒店的YouTube评论---看看那些美国人怎么评论我们吧
(很多评论很搞笑),我们在进步,别太着急~我比较好奇如果是美国6天建起酒店,中
国各路人马会如何评价?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 24 12:17:43 2010, 美东)
这个酒店,事先的设计、打地基、预制件生产肯定不止6天。贴视频也是个标题党,“
第一天”明显是两天,从开始工作到天黑,一共是20个小时。估计是第一天夜里没加班
,和第二天早上连一起了。而且可以注意里面基本上一个昼夜交替是20小时,说明一天
还休息了4个小时。视频里也没说是连续工作或者六天建成。所以全部时间应该是7天到
8天。工作时间是136.5小时。但是能这样建起来还是很令人惊讶的。远大公司还在世博
会上面花了24小时建造了一栋展示楼,那个有24小时连续视频。
下面是Youtube上外国人的部分评价。里面当然有一些是嘲笑中国产品... 阅读全帖
I******a
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http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html
Visit the original once in a while. Apparently, it's chock full o' updates.
Slur Represents Reasons/Origins
51st Stater Canadians Self-explanatory.
Abba-Dabba Arabs Used in the movie "Betrayed" by rural American hate group.
Abo Australian Aboriginal Derogative shortened term for Aboriginal.
Adolf Germans Hitler, of course. Generally thought of the worst person ever.
Ahab Whites From Moby-Dick. Ahab hunted the white whale.
Ainu Japanese Aboriginal Originall... 阅读全帖
f********4
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华人顾先生在BART上为黑人出头,被白垃圾辱骂殴打,不仅是羞辱了他,也羞辱了我们
所有华人亚裔。然而他为之出头的黑人竟然有的在网络上幸灾乐祸地 叫好。虽然大多
数黑人是义愤填膺地喊打,这些幸灾乐祸的黑人也够让人窝火的了。我立马写帖子,为
顾先生辩护,把他们骂的狗血淋头,到现在他们都一声不吭。如下:
I find some reactions from the Black Americans very strange to say the least
. OK,just because there are some White-ass-kisser Asians, you want to
backstab this Asian man who stood up against racism for you the Blacks? That
White man was swearing the Nword, and that’s why the Asian man stepped in
to ask him to stop, by doing so he made himself the ... 阅读全帖
l****z
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来自主题: USANews版 - The Bigotry Of Lawrence O’Donnell
April 4, 2012 by TWB
Bigotry, stupidity. Same difference. Lawrence O’Donnell, the guy who took
Olberdouche’s spot on MSNBC, went off on an anti-Mormon, anti-Romney
tangent, which will unfortunately become rather frequent once the general
election campaign heats up. You know, freedom of religion is only good in
the minds of liberals if you’re talking about radical Islam or being a
godless heathen.
Kevin Williamson at The Corner has created a new award for Lawrence O’
Donnell and his ilk. It’s c... 阅读全帖
f******k
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乔布斯说他asshole不是因为push下属狠,push下属狠对于他们这些人来说太正常了,
说他ass hole是因为他对自己家人够狠。
邓文迪算不算ass hole?虽然她现在还没有独立的成就,不过我看好她,感觉她是个角
色。普金也是ass hole没跑。所以,还是那句话,白手起家能干大事的,基本都是ass
hole。
[在 Hagel (Hagel) 的大作中提到:]
:乔布斯push下属狠,但不搞什么dirty tricks。这跟Lying Ted不一样。
g********2
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Hacked messages of #BlackLivesMatter leader reveal Obama admin’s plan for
‘summer of chaos’ and martial law
Posted by Dr. Eowyn
U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch is coordinating with Democratic
activists to so disrupt the upcoming Republican and Democratic National
Conventions that martial law will be declared.
That’s the stunning discovery revealed in a series of direct messages
between three activists.
On Friday, June 10, 2016, someone hacked into the Twitter account of #
BlackLivesMatter... 阅读全帖
w*********o
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Yellow dump ass kissers, dose the blood bun made from children's blood taste
different from those made from adults?
Is the blood bun going to make your lot of scums stop calling his parents
lobster party, slow down deporting his cousins, or maybe, just maybe, stop
putting guns into the hands of lunatic?
Any decent Chinese or Chinese American in real life would have cut off their
contact with yellow dump ass kissers by this point.
I wouldn't even wish yellow dump ass kisser's children to be heros... 阅读全帖
k****a
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来自主题: Faculty版 - 这个太无耻了吧 (转载)
看来IT没可能写好推荐信了。Disruptive my ass,intellectually "own" project my
ass,sincere my ass。WWW啥事没做,就会当奴隶拍马屁,a lot of experiments my
ass。还当初你辱骂的话你为什么一句不提,下面人反驳一下也不行?
Hi kayaka,
I put you as third author because WWW played a major role in getting the
paper published--so much so that I would not have hesitated to list him as a
co-first author had he asked. YYY had a lot of trouble getting a manuscript
to me until WWW started to work closely with him. Together, they finished
up a lot of the experiments that... 阅读全帖
f******x
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来自主题: Stock版 - boshihou3 PA
发信人: boshihou3 (道), 信区: Stock
标 题: Re: 我从来不说风凉话。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Sep 4 19:21:10 2012, 美东)
One trick for you and your family
Please don't put you mouth under my ass, if you are not hungry. You will not
smell it.
For your mom and your sister, ask them don't put their head under my ass, if
they don't won't so suck my dick and don't won't to smell it. The other way
, put their ass under my ass so they can be well fucked.
s***0
发帖数: 525
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来自主题: Working版 - Popular Text Terms Used in Business
Top 50 Popular Text Terms Used in Business:
AFAIC - As Far As I'm Concerned
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
BHAG - Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BOHICA - Bend Over Here It Comes Again
CLM - Career Limiting Move
CYA - Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
DD - Due Diligence
DQYDJ - Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB - Don't Read If Busy
EOD - End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
EOM - End Of Message
EOT - End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESO - Equipment Smarter than Operator
FRED - F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Devi... 阅读全帖
a****s
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来自主题: Working版 - 刚才所有人都笑趴下了
ass 要用在短语中,ass单独用是屁眼意思
'get your ass moved' is ok, 'take care of your ass' can be very rude, they
laugh because you are Chinese
w*********o
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I wasn't wrong to put you together with yellow dump ass kissers.
Most likely, those yellow dump ass kissers with PR or citzenship were those
who think like you before they had their green card. Self-centered potential
back-stabber is a requirement for yellow dump ass kissers.
The yellow dump ass kissers without PR or citizenship are dumb-dumbs on top
of that.
k*****u
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来自主题: Basketball版 - 我对小林的评估
You sounds exactly like that cocky dumb ass Kobe, who ended up getting his
ass kicked badly by Jeremy Lin.
Lin led Knicks beating Lakers convincingly. Lakers had no, nada, zero chance
to came back in the whole game.
I don't expect a dumb ass like Kobe, knowing what a leader is made of. The
difference is, Kobe is only a better player, at this moment. Lin not only
played well, but made the whole team play better.
Technically, or physically, Kobe might be as good as Jordan, but he couldn't
and neve... 阅读全帖
z**********i
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来自主题: NBA版 - 强帖需转
https://bbs.hupu.com/20607844.html
原文翻译都是精品
虎扑终于意识到,在无比贫瘠的本土篮球土壤上,长不出啥的
目前阶段,翻译才是王道
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[美国JRs之声]魔术势头正盛引美知名论坛大神狂吹丨戈登和富尼耶谁是魔术老大?
由 OmarComing 发表在虎扑篮球·湿乎乎的话题 https://bbs.hupu.com/vote
Reddit版张公子、最知名用户、单口相声达人黑哥YungSnuggie重出江湖,带来有关他
的主队奥兰多魔术的绘声绘色的介绍。
译者声明:中文翻译无法完全地还原这位黑哥对各种俚语和脏话的精彩掌控,建议读者
借鉴英文。
注:YungSnuggie的知名作在虎扑上有翻译,请参考@GeneralEle翻译的:
Reddit莎翁为你揭示NBA骨肉皮的诱惑
正文:
(Look, I know we're only five games into the season and this shit will
probably not last but let me... 阅读全帖
b********z
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来自主题: NCAA版 - 我田的四分卫
Two Italian men boarded a bus.
One told another, "A man comes first, followed by I, then ass, ass again,
then I, then ass, then ass again ... "
An old lady got angry:"Have your mom ever told you not talking private
things in public?"
The Italian got angry too,"WHy you american are so rude? what's wrong with
teaching my brother how to spell Mississippi"
I******a
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Oh Mr. Stupid Ass, welcome back.
Go brush up your crappy English, you don't even know who to use 'smart ass',
stupid ass.
And you do seem to show very limited vocabulary, the word 'ass' seems to be
your favorite and you know, it just shows up a little too frequently, please
do come up with something more creative to make it more interesting.
t*****0
发帖数: 2162
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - hit others at bottom是什么意思?

bottom是替代ass的文明说法。幼儿园老师是受过点教育的人,不会把ass往纸上写。
kick ass的含义是“很牛逼,打败对手绰绰有余”- e.g. are you an ass-kicking
SOB? (apparently you are not)
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