j******l
发帖数: 2790 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: gc01 (gc01), 信区: Military
标 题: 医生警告：美国人没有正确清洗Anuses ZT
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 27 21:04:15 2017, 美东)
Americans 'are not properly cleaning their anuses': Doctors warn toilet
paper does little to remove feces - and we should all be using wet wipes
Dry toilet paper can leave behind feces or cause someone to excessively wipe
Over wiping can create anal fissures or irritate hemorrhoids in the rectum
Celebrities such as will.i.am, Will Smith and Terrence Howard have spok... 阅读全帖 |
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g**1
发帖数: 10330 | 2 Americans 'are not properly cleaning their anuses': Doctors warn toilet
paper does little to remove feces - and we should all be using wet wipes
Dry toilet paper can leave behind feces or cause someone to excessively wipe
Over wiping can create anal fissures or irritate hemorrhoids in the rectum
Celebrities such as will.i.am, Will Smith and Terrence Howard have spoken
about using baby wipes instead
Bidets in toilets are popular in Spain, Italy and Greece but aren't found as
often in the United ... 阅读全帖 |
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s********n
发帖数: 1540 | 3 talking about old when you see Kayaker, he is the most senior person here,
he went to Japan in his 30s, came to the Sates in his 40s, in his 50s still
at school. The fortunate thing is, US colleges do not care about age.
Kayaker is the most senior WF in the WF world. Thats why he is using ANUS
now. |
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w******g
发帖数: 2047 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: willhung (黄威廉), 信区: USANews
标 题: This orange anus will never be President!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Sep 27 16:26:56 2016, 美东) |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 5 WEST MONROE, La. (CBS Houston) — One “Duck Dynasty” star called
homosexuality illogical.
Phil Robertson, one of the stars of the A&E reality show and founder of Duck
Commander, made the comments in a recent interview with GQ.
“It seems like, to me, a vagina – as a man – would be more desirable than
a man’s anus. That’s just me,” Robertson stated. “I’m just thinking:
There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You
know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my m... 阅读全帖 |
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b*********s
发帖数: 823 | 6 【 以下文字转载自 Sex 讨论区 】
发信人: alex100 (alex100), 信区: Sex
标 题: escort 术语大全
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 2 21:43:34 2014, 美东)
AAMP Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment
instead of a commercial storefront.
AAMP Asian-American Massage Parlor. This is the politically correct acronym.
AFF Adult Friend Finder (a popular USA dating website)
AFF Asian Friend Finder (a popular Asian dating website)
Agency A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group
of providers.
... 阅读全帖 |
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m*******n
发帖数: 631 | 7 又找到一篇，关键词 anal sacs.
http://www.sniksnak.com/cathealth/analsac.html
Anal Sac Disease in the Cat
The anal sacs are located on either side of the anus at the 9 o’clock and 3
o’clock positions; they are positioned just under the skin. They connect
to the anus by means of small canal or ducts. Anal sacs produce and store a
dark, foul-smelling fluid. These are the same type of organs that a skunk
has to scare away its enemies. Although cats can use these for the same
purpose, most cats live in an env... 阅读全帖 |
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S*******l
发帖数: 4637 | 8 看看克林顿是怎么逃脱伪证指控的：
Perjury about sexual relations from the Paula Jones deposition
During the Paula Jones deposition, President Clinton was asked if he had
sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. But before the questioning began, the
Jones’ lawyers produced the following legal definition of sexual relations:
"For the purposes of this deposition, a person engages in sexual
relations when the person knowingly engages in or causes:
1. Contact with the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh... 阅读全帖 |
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c***r
发帖数: 4631 | 9 源于中国的是“弥利坚合众国”或者“弥国”而不是“米国”吧？
an和ian来自拉丁语anus，你确认你更喜欢被称作anus一点？例如American的拉丁语是
Americanus。
反正我不喜欢被称作anus。 |
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G******e
发帖数: 9567 | 10 http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/infant-constipation/AN01089
To ease the passage of hard stools, consider applying a small amount of
water-based lubricant to your baby's anus. Don't use mineral oil, laxatives
or enemas to treat infant constipation.
If your baby is struggling and it's been a few days since his or her last
bowel movement, it might help to place an infant glycerin suppository into
your baby's anus. Glycerin suppositories are available without a
prescription. They're only meant for ... 阅读全帖 |
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I******8
发帖数: 3174 | 11 問題是直譯的原文是
Rasguei o anus nessa jogada. Por isso a dor
"I tore my anus ON THAT MOVE. SO MUCH PAIN..."
http://espn.uol.com.br/noticia/424452_rasguei-o-anus-nessa-joga
不是簡單的一句"I worked my ass off." 你底下那則fortnight's rest的確是小編翻
譯造成的錯誤，但是你所質疑的誤會按照你的邏輯必須是從西語到葡語的過程中就發生
了。因為這裡葡語的原文在聯系上下文以及滑鏟羅本那張照片的情況下(On that move.
..so much pain) 並沒有留太大的誤讀的空間。而且在完全不了解葡語/西語的俚語的
情況下就直接質疑，只能說精神可嘉，在邏輯上的確有些武斷。
倒是想起了穆勒在德国打完阿尔及利亚之后也说过“拼到肛裂 wenn wir uns den
Arsch aufreissen”，当时就呆了，和大熊研究了半天，终于搞明白，这是口语“拼劲
全力”。似乎在某个网站看到，翻为“撕开了阿尔及... 阅读全帖 |
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 12 这是统计出来的，很科学
Imperforate anus has an estimated incidence of 1 in 5000 births.[10][11]
10 Texas Pediatric Associates. "Imperforate anus." Retrieved 13 July 2005.
11 MedLine Plus. "Imperforate anus." Retrieved 13 July 2005. |
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m*****e
发帖数: 10963 | 13 http://live105.radio.com/2012/03/13/top-10-illegal-baby-names/
6) @ (China)
“With more than a billion fellow countrymen, finding a unique name in China
is difficult. Perhaps that’s why one couple called their baby the ‘@’
symbol – in Chinese characters it apparently looks a bit like ‘love him’.
Bless. Unsurprisingly, however, the authorities were less sentimental and
publicised the moniker as an example of citizens bringing bizarre names into
the Chinese language.
Has China banned any other name... 阅读全帖 |
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O*******d
发帖数: 20343 | 14 是用蛋蛋皮或JJ皮做的， 可以里边会有毛。 使用前，需要人工扩张一下。
A transsexual's neo-vagina will never look the same as a natal vagina. It
may look similar (depending on the surgeon's skill) but not the same. Yes,
there is diversity from natal vagina to vagina. But there are certain things
you will NEVER see in a real woman's mantrap!
1) Symmetrical scarring either side of the lips (Labia Majora). These scars
are always present as they represent the area from where the guy's balls
were torn out. Some trannies try to hide th... 阅读全帖 |
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t*******n
发帖数: 2698 | 15 Public urination is made a crime in many areas seeking to have people use
toilets rather than empty their bladder in a public place. Public urination
laws are primarily governed by state and local laws, which vary by
jurisdiction. It is possible to be charged with littering, public nuisance,
indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, or other law if the locality doesn't
have a law specifically addressing public urination.
The following is an example of one state's law dealing with public urination:
... 阅读全帖 |
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k*******p
发帖数: 8821 | 16 口交肛交都是小学生必修内容了
Supporters of “comprehensive” sex education have a way of making their
preferred curriculum seem logical and harmless.
In Massachusetts, for instance, the Senate passed a bill on Wednesday
calling for “medically accurate and age appropriate” sex education.
One newspaper said the legislation would require schools “to teach about
both abstinence and contraception, as well as healthy relationships.”
That’s not the kind of language that is going to stir a great deal of
opposition, amo... 阅读全帖 |
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l*****r
发帖数: 687 | 17 礼拜六同事生日去吃了西餐。甜兮兮的看着就吓人。吃好后一个健身的朋友给了一粒药
，说能够阻碍糖分吸收不涨肥。
礼拜天从早上开始拉肚子。都是红红的糖砂往外挤，感觉象沙子从肛门出来，没法控制的
红红的砂糖从身体里出来。一马桶都是糖砂，都堵了。前
后24小时，起码拉了5-6次，每次都是一马桶的沙糖。
尼玛这些糖够跑一次马拉松都不止了。难怪大家都说西餐是anus的天敌。这么吃两次那
是anus全消失。西餐简直就是毒药。 |
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q*******u
发帖数: 3435 | 18 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: kevinloop (小旋风), 信区: Military
标 题: 深蓝州麻省刚刚通过法案：要教小学生如何肛交
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 5 19:23:13 2016, 美东)
口交肛交都是小学生必修内容了
Supporters of “comprehensive” sex education have a way of making their
preferred curriculum seem logical and harmless.
In Massachusetts, for instance, the Senate passed a bill on Wednesday
calling for “medically accurate and age appropriate” sex education.
One newspaper said the legislation would require schools “to teach about
both abstinence and c... 阅读全帖 |
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E*******F
发帖数: 2165 | 19 rim
To lick someone's anus with your tongue. Called "rimming" because it's done
around the rim of the anus.
He chows down on my pussy all the time, but he'll only rim me if I've just
come out of the shower.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rim |
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W*****d
发帖数: 4196 | 20 现在全国人民都在看麻州的笑话了。 选民主党，好样的！
One sex education guide getting the thumbs up from the state is titled, “
Get Real: Comprehensive Sex Education That Works,” published by Planned
Parenthood. Here are a few examples of its lessons:
One explains that a dental dam is “placed over the vulva or anus during
oral sex. It says people can also use non-microwavable saran wrap.”
Sixth-graders need to know that for what reason, exactly?
Another describes a scenario where “Brittany’s girlfriend wants to have
oral ... 阅读全帖 |
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m*****y
发帖数: 2424 | 21 Since you have problem comprehending anything longer than 2 sentences, I am
copying couple excerpts here:
One explains that a dental dam is “placed over the vulva or anus during
oral sex. It says people can also use non-microwavable saran wrap.”
Yet another lesson “discusses the use of an internal condom that is
inserted into the anus. It is said to act as a barrier, but warns that it
may slip out of place during vaginal or anal intercourse. It warns that it
may be difficult to insert.”
You are ... 阅读全帖 |
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d***8
发帖数: 2039 | 22 来自主题: GunsAndGears版 - 持枪与绿卡 1.第一次谷歌翻译
持枪和绿卡有个屁关系---Ass relationship with guns and green card
2第二次
Ass relationship with guns and green card---肛门关系枪和绿卡
3.肛门关系枪和绿卡---Of anal relations Gun and green card
4.Of anal relations Gun and green card---肛门的关系的枪和绿色卡
5.肛门的关系的枪和绿色卡---The anus relationship guns and green card
6. The anus relationship guns and green card--肛门关系枪和绿卡
7. 肛门关系枪和绿卡--Of anal relations Gun and green card |
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v*****s
发帖数: 20290 | 23 看好温情被打脸，大力记者Tancredi Palmeri twitter报料。
Some unforgettable words from Mascherano: "I spread out my anus in that last
tackle, that's why I felt so much pain"
发信人: vespers (西瓜很好吃), 信区: Soccer
标 题: Re: 惨！阿根廷中场硬汉肛门撕裂 强忍疼痛比赛
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 10 16:46:57 2014, 美东)
https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/javier-mascherano-says-he
-tore-his-anus-during-semifinal-against-netherlands-154255457-soccer.html |
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UZ
发帖数: 572 | 24 刚吃饭时在别处看到了个帖子，笑喷了，整理了一下让大家也欢乐欢乐
LZ:
国外的马桶怎么用啊，诚心请教
小女子被这个问题，困扰了好久，最终鼓足勇气上来请教大家，拜托大家千万不要笑我
。。。
因为在国内的时候，公共场所大部分都可以选择坐便还是蹲便，在家里都是一家人也无
所谓，所以没有什么问题，但是出国后只有坐便，觉得好恶心，国外什么人种都有，我
都怕传染到什么病的。。。
还有啊，哦。。啊 。。那个。。上大号的时候，马桶里的水有时候不小心会溅到屁屁
上，£$%&&$"%&()))(*^%%&^$"££%!"£$%!!!!!! 我就感觉恶
心得要死掉了，真的好恶心。。。是我不会用马桶么？是我姿势不对。。。还是怎么回
事嘛， 大家有没有碰到过这种情况。。。
结果导致我现在一去厕所就紧张，都快成心理疾病了，请大家帮帮我，５５５
以下是回帖:
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LZ你不会是因为要问这个问题专门申请了一个新ID吧？
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太搞笑了这个帖子。。。强贴留名
话说传染到那什么病。。。马桶这一途径是米有的~
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H********g
发帖数: 43926 | 25 很长知识
tossed salad
Noun.
The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus,
which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup. |
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m****i
发帖数: 3406 | 26 可惜是倒数的，
虽然诸位小将拼命刷10分，可是到现在还是只有2.2分，荣登IMDB Bottom 100
第70位，险胜71位的电影《肛门杀手》
70. 2.2 Beginning of the Great Revival (2011) 4,170
71. 2.2 Anus Magillicutty (2003)
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
bottom 100 #70 | See the Bottom 100 movies as voted by our users. |
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a**t
发帖数: 3833 | 27 another problem with this board is that many people on this board enjoy
using shit, vulva, anus and many dirty words to describe things. I am male
having a big dick, so i don't care at all. but imaging you have some
females on this board, how would they tolerant dirty words in your posts? |
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D****T
发帖数: 54 | 28 嘴巴像anus...
不好意思，俺恶心了一把
次获得“金话
筒”和“十佳电视节目主持人”的殊荣，证明了他精深的业务素质。而他所主持的《焦
点访谈》《高端访
问》《环球视线》等节目，也以其独特的风格和国际化视野赢得了众多观众的青睐。
亦诗已经18岁
了，出落得亭亭玉立。也许是遗传了父亲主持的天赋，水亦诗在主持上也是颇有天资，
经常在少儿频道
客串主持，学校各种活动更是当仁不让。漂亮的外貌，出众的天赋，加上有主持界泰斗
级的父亲，如果
水亦诗以后要女承父业进入主持圈，成功应该不在话下。 |
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s******n
发帖数: 518 | 29 既然你关心农药，那就推荐一个孟山都的roundup的危害的文章：
https://www.ecowatch.com/15-health-problems-linked-to-monsantos-roundup-
1882002128.html
Food
Guest Contributor
Jan. 23, 2015 11:44AM EST
15 Health Problems Linked to Monsanto's Roundup
Monsanto invented the herbicide glyphosate and brought it to market under
the trade name Roundup in 1974, after DDT was banned. But it wasn’t until
the late 1990s that the use of Roundup surged, thanks to Monsanto's
ingenious marketing strategy. The strategy? Genetically engineer ... 阅读全帖 |
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C******e
发帖数: 750 | 32 尚未摒到绿卡或者入籍的小将们都还没滚出美国，韩寒凭什么要滚出自己的祖国？？楼
主你是从你老母的anus里爬出来的吧？？ |
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q*******8
发帖数: 133 | 33 famous waif, just like kayaker, one giving away her vagina, the other using
anus |
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q*******8
发帖数: 133 | 34 倭杂use anus and mouth to waifa |
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q********8
发帖数: 372 | 35 Kayaker:
1.在日本外发倭寇.
2.被抛弃后,转道美国外发米鱿.
3.因为格雷死高外发印疣(一说是巴疣)而发怒,天天发贴诅咒.
4.因为邓小平改革开放取缔了他外发的地理优势,因此迁怒于邓轮.
5.没有阴道,所以特地用菊花Anus.
因此,Kayaker,AKA Kayaker1是当之无愧的军班首大菊花外发汉奸。 |
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s********n
发帖数: 1540 | 36 talking about old when you see Kayaker, he is the most senior person here,
he went to Japan in his 30s, came to the Sates in his 40s, in his 50s still
at school. The fortunate thing is, US colleges do not care about age.
Kayaker is the most senior WF in the WF world. Thats why he is using ANUS
now. |
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s********n
发帖数: 1540 | 37 talking about old when you see Kayaker, he is the most senior person here,
he went to Japan in his 30s, came to the Sates in his 40s, in his 50s still
at school. The fortunate thing is, US colleges do not care about age.
Kayaker is the most senior WF in the WF world. Thats why he is using ANUS
now.
问题 |
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b*******k
发帖数: 16989 | 38 【 以下文字转载自 ChinaNews 讨论区 】
发信人: mbimbi (敌杀死), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: 恭喜《建党伟业》荣登IMDB 100 List
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Oct 25 01:46:27 2011, 美东)
可惜是倒数的，
虽然诸位小将拼命刷10分，可是到现在还是只有2.2分，荣登IMDB Bottom 100
第70位，险胜71位的电影《肛门杀手》
70. 2.2 Beginning of the Great Revival (2011) 4,170
71. 2.2 Anus Magillicutty (2003)
http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
bottom 100 #70 | See the Bottom 100 movies as voted by our users. |
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g**********1
发帖数: 415 | 40 刁民们敢捅洋二鬼子的屁眼吗？
人家都说了，拿了绿卡就回去爱国。 |
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