Proclamations of a Dog's Bill of Rights!!
1. Whereas it is normal and acceptable to briefly sniff the butt of a fellow
dog and the crotch of a human (who is receptive to bum sniffing)
2. Whereas it is normal to lick one's own nether regions to keep them clean-
-for best effect do this with an audience as they can tell you when you've
missed a spot
3. Whereas it's important to release excess gases from one's belly....
farting is totally acceptable and like proclamation two, best done in
crowded r
