j**n
发帖数: 13789 | 1 1 Pisces boss (虽然你的公司几个月内可能被他搞成烂摊子）
Remember that time your heart was. broken by a boy friend who flew the coop
and took your engagement ring and all your dreams with him? Your Pisces boss
casually invited you to dinner, filled your sad head with the nicest
compliments, then hurried you to the theater. Afterwards, he took you
backstage, introduced you to the leading players, and then treated everyone
to a late supper. With all that food and wine and glittering conversation,
he took your mind right off your fickle fiance. Though sometimes he was
gruff deliberately, so it wouldn't look obvious, for weeks afterwards, he
found little ways to cheer you up until the ache stopped aching. You hadn't
told a soul in the office about the breakup. Now, how did he know you needed
help over that black period? The gypsy who read his fortune one day by the
lines in his hand could have told you. She noticed right away that he has a
rare mark on his palm-which means he's a compassionate genius. There aren't
very many of them around. That's why he's a rare fish.
2 Virgo boss （虽然他天生不会指挥）:
If you give him the understanding support and respecthe needs, he'll never
hurt you. Inside, he's really a gentle soul and often terribly lonely,
married or single. He doesn't make friends easily, and hell be touchingly
grateful for your encouragement. Like all Virgos, he lives with a secret
dream and isn't nearly as isolated from emotion as he seems to be. Let him
know you've discovered that his bark is worse than his bite (even though his
bark is gentle and quiet), and he'll step down from his ivory tower. Never
mind if the other employees call him stingy. Go to him when you're really in
trouble and see how wrong they are.
3 Leo boss （虽然你要不停的赞美他）:
When he's treated right, there's no one on earth who can be as lovable as
the lion. What if he does seek admiration in huge doses to feed his
insatiable vanity? Most of the time, he honestly deserves to be admired. He
may plagiarize your ideas and rob you of credit now and then. You may
weary of listening to his condescending advice and of telling him how super
he is. But no other boss would have let you keep the baby carriage right
next to your desk that time you lost your sitter. Of course, you would have
preferred the time off to care for the infant at home. But the boss needed
you at the office. And after all, he's the baby's Godfather. |
n*********y
发帖数: 474 | 2 哎，双鱼有时候帮人帮到过头。。。
实在是太想做好人。。。同情心泛滥起来很可怕，总是希望拯救世界 |
m**i
发帖数: 8296 | 3 哇。。。真的太了解了！！！崇拜下。。。
【在 n*********y 的大作中提到】
: 哎，双鱼有时候帮人帮到过头。。。
: 实在是太想做好人。。。同情心泛滥起来很可怕，总是希望拯救世界
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j**n
发帖数: 13789 | 4 他就是双鱼
【在 m**i 的大作中提到】
: 哇。。。真的太了解了！！！崇拜下。。。
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q******r
发帖数: 6542 | |
w*********l
发帖数: 5144 | 6 two fish
【在 q******r 的大作中提到】
: 我老板是双鱼．．．
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q******r
发帖数: 6542 | 7 four
【在 w*********l 的大作中提到】
: two fish
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a*****e
发帖数: 1543 | |
n*********y
发帖数: 474 | 9 嘿嘿，我也是鱼
我老板是天蝎，我老板的老板是巨蟹，同组还有一个天蝎，全组都是水相
【在 m**i 的大作中提到】
: 哇。。。真的太了解了！！！崇拜下。。。
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s**********8
发帖数: 25265 | 10 why four?
【在 q******r 的大作中提到】
: four
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m**i
发帖数: 8296 | 11 强大的和谐啊！！赞美~~``
【在 n*********y 的大作中提到】
: 嘿嘿，我也是鱼
: 我老板是天蝎，我老板的老板是巨蟹，同组还有一个天蝎，全组都是水相
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q******r
发帖数: 6542 | 12 两双
【在 s**********8 的大作中提到】
: why four?
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q******r
发帖数: 6542 | 13 真和谐。。。
【在 n*********y 的大作中提到】
: 嘿嘿，我也是鱼
: 我老板是天蝎，我老板的老板是巨蟹，同组还有一个天蝎，全组都是水相
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j**n
发帖数: 13789 | 14 今天在豆瓣上看到的一个帖子，讲的比较刻薄
转：
好领导总是相似的，不好的总是各有千秋，我们主要是为了发泄的：
双鱼领导：很精明，最会拍马屁，欺压下属，小气，推卸责任。
水瓶：创意多，点子多，想法天马星空，常常不靠谱，精力旺盛。能折腾。
射手：直率，不腹黑，爱教训人，有些情绪化。
巨蟹：一部分事情唠唠叨叨，紧盯不放，一部分事情捂在肚子里，坚决不肯让你知道，
死不沟通。缺少威慑力。
天枰：没野心，没进取心，好好先生和太太。没竞争力，凡事不懂得抓大放小。对上级
像极了乖学生。没能力保护下属。
天蝎男领导：讲义气，够精明，有才气，有保护下属的意识，但是爱搞女下属。而且不
止一个。
天蝎女领导：心机女，控制欲强，不愿意放权，虐下属有奇招。
狮子女领导：强悍，下属必须无条件服从。
处女领导：吹毛求疵的领下属想死。追求细节到变态的程度。
白羊男：急性子 死磕 听不进去别人意见不允许解释 爱牢骚发脾气 偏激 他说的永远
都是对的
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p*********s
发帖数: 628 | |
j**n
发帖数: 13789 | 16 我老公的老板是双鱼座的，人很好，就是有的时候说话不直接，虽然是老美 |
a*****e
发帖数: 1543 | 17 这个摩羯写的，还是双子写的？别人都是缺点，就丫完美无缺啊？
【在 j**n 的大作中提到】
: 今天在豆瓣上看到的一个帖子，讲的比较刻薄
: 转：
: 好领导总是相似的，不好的总是各有千秋，我们主要是为了发泄的：
: 双鱼领导：很精明，最会拍马屁，欺压下属，小气，推卸责任。
: 水瓶：创意多，点子多，想法天马星空，常常不靠谱，精力旺盛。能折腾。
: 射手：直率，不腹黑，爱教训人，有些情绪化。
: 巨蟹：一部分事情唠唠叨叨，紧盯不放，一部分事情捂在肚子里，坚决不肯让你知道，
: 死不沟通。缺少威慑力。
: 天枰：没野心，没进取心，好好先生和太太。没竞争力，凡事不懂得抓大放小。对上级
: 像极了乖学生。没能力保护下属。
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