u*****u
发帖数: 2651 | 1 true stories, in one sentence:
http://www.onesentence.org/
1.
In almost three years of not seeing her, I've swallowed oceans of booze,
smoked cartons of cigarettes, slept with a dozen different women, been
arrested twice, found God, fired God, and nearly died at the hands of five
angry men; and I still can't get over her.
2.
I was laying in bed with a box of wine and seven dirty glasses by my side
when I realized I have been saying, "I'm just having a rough week," for the
past fifty-two weeks.
3 | s**a
发帖数: 8648 | 2 8! The story of my life.
the
【在 u*****u 的大作中提到】
: true stories, in one sentence:
: http://www.onesentence.org/
: 1.
: In almost three years of not seeing her, I've swallowed oceans of booze,
: smoked cartons of cigarettes, slept with a dozen different women, been
: arrested twice, found God, fired God, and nearly died at the hands of five
: angry men; and I still can't get over her.
: 2.
: I was laying in bed with a box of wine and seven dirty glasses by my side
: when I realized I have been saying, "I'm just having a rough week," for the
| M****N
发帖数: 16093 | 3 1很powerful
five
side
the
【在 u*****u 的大作中提到】
: true stories, in one sentence:
: http://www.onesentence.org/
: 1.
: In almost three years of not seeing her, I've swallowed oceans of booze,
: smoked cartons of cigarettes, slept with a dozen different women, been
: arrested twice, found God, fired God, and nearly died at the hands of five
: angry men; and I still can't get over her.
: 2.
: I was laying in bed with a box of wine and seven dirty glasses by my side
: when I realized I have been saying, "I'm just having a rough week," for the
| u*****u
发帖数: 2651 | 4 是吗，你还好啊，确定没有盗用牛筋的life?
【在 s**a 的大作中提到】
: 8! The story of my life.
:
: the
| u*****u
发帖数: 2651 | 5 yes, yes, just like watching a movie of a messed up man, so vivid &
hopelessly sad
【在 M****N 的大作中提到】
: 1很powerful
:
: five
: side
: the
| M****N
发帖数: 16093 | 6 en,我想到leaving las vegas
【在 u*****u 的大作中提到】
: yes, yes, just like watching a movie of a messed up man, so vivid &
: hopelessly sad
| s******e
发帖数: 364 | 7 ~~
the
【在 u*****u 的大作中提到】
: true stories, in one sentence:
: http://www.onesentence.org/
: 1.
: In almost three years of not seeing her, I've swallowed oceans of booze,
: smoked cartons of cigarettes, slept with a dozen different women, been
: arrested twice, found God, fired God, and nearly died at the hands of five
: angry men; and I still can't get over her.
: 2.
: I was laying in bed with a box of wine and seven dirty glasses by my side
: when I realized I have been saying, "I'm just having a rough week," for the
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