j******g 发帖数: 175 | 1 APPENDIX': THE ART OF GIVING SEMINARS
In case you have to give a seminar to a crowd who has already read the
previous appendix, we also give the following rules:
(1) Avoid long questions. You might forget which one of you is the speaker,
and sleeping on the projector is uncomfortable.
(2) Bring your lunch. It will give you something to do while waiting for that
sick person in the audience to stop coughing. Also, if somebody slurps their
coffee at you, you can munch your celery right back at them |
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